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On the first day of primary school, there were many discussions in the circle of friends.

On the first day of primary school, the circle of friends said this:

1, school begins, and my waist is not sore. My legs don't hurt, my stomach doesn't swell, and my heart doesn't beat.

There must be a fashion show in the class on the first day of school.

3, usually a few nights before the start of school, almost all the lights are on!

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but after school starts, you can't recognize me as fat!

I gain three pounds every holiday and lose three pounds in every school. Please give me a break.

We always have something to do before school starts. Let's practice the words.

7. I'm about to start school. How can I comfort you when you are about to start school?

8. Let's break up, Mr. Summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because the cruel and overbearing Mr. Xue Kai wants to be nice to me.

9. Son, you are the pride of your parents. The new semester is coming. I believe you won't let your parents down.

As a student, I have a special skill, that is, I can finish my summer homework in one day, but this skill will not start until the day before school starts.