Comments about funny personalities that you watch when you are bored

1. I will be there in five minutes. If not, please read this message again

2. I have drank Youlemei milk tea so many times, but Jay Chou has not asked me Who is he?

3. Get out of here, non-stop

4. Instead of planting grass so that no one can lie on it, why not plant cactus instead!

5. When problems arise, look for the cause within yourself first. Don’t blame the earth’s lack of gravity for constipation.

6. You have to work hard! For your Audi, my Dior.

7. Cut my heart with knives and say you love me. My dear, you are so funny.

8. It is virtue for a woman to have no talent. I must be too wicked.

9. Why are there so many people in the world who get something for nothing, but one of them is missing me.

10. When I was in math class, I realized that as soon as I closed my eyes and opened them, the blackboard was full.

11. In the past, letters were far away and carriages were slow. You could only love one person in your life, but you could have many concubines.

12. Although my health is better if I go to bed early and get up early, I feel better if I go to bed late and get up late.

13. If you feel lonely alone, turn off the lights, turn on the TV, and play a ghost movie, and you will feel that there are people outside the door, people in the toilet, and people under the bed.

14. Today the teacher said that I am the troublemaker in the class, so who are my classmates?

15. When I love you, you feel cute even when you eat shit. When I don’t love you, you feel like you are eating shit when I eat.

16. If you tell me to get out, I will get out. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, go away

17. Waiting for your care, until I close my heart

18. Maybe you will meet a girl more beautiful than me , gentler girls, girls who love you more, but they definitely don’t have the ability to eat or play like me.

19. Doing bad things will be discovered sooner or later, so we have to do it at noon.

20. Even if God does not entrust me with any great responsibility, it will still torture my mind and strain my muscles and bones.

21. When we were children, when we were chased by boys, we would run to the toilet.

22. History is always surprisingly similar: the year before last, you were single, last year, you were single, and this year, you are still single.

24. A woman once cried and said to me, don’t leave, don’t leave, but I still stayed away from her. Two months later, the police arrested me for robbery.

25. I went to a restaurant for a treat that day. I flipped through the menu and was dumbfounded. The delicious dishes were horribly expensive, and the cheap dishes were unpalatable and unavailable. So I flipped through the dilemma. I was looking at the menu and flipping through it for thirty minutes. The waiter got impatient and said: Sir, can you hurry up? I slapped the menu and said to the customers next to me: The attitude of the waiters here is not good, let’s find another one!

26. Eyes during the monthly exam: (_) (_) (_) (_) The teacher is here: (_)

27. All choices are on the chest and It’s not the meat on your face, it’s all the meat that’s sensible!

28. Hum, winter is the most hooligan, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

29. Flowers often belong not to the people who appreciate them, but to the cow dung.

30. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

31. My advantage is: I am very handsome; but my disadvantage is: I am not obviously handsome.

32. Sometimes you want to give up on the teacher, and at the same time the teacher also wants to give up on you.

33. My partner is very good, the elephant is also very good to me, and I am very good to horses, rabbits and dogs.

34. I had a stomachache and asked my boyfriend to buy me towels. He didn’t want to go because he was afraid of meeting someone he knew. I handed him a black plastic bag, meaning that he would buy it and put it inside so that no one could see it.

Then, I saw my boyfriend holding a plastic bag. He hesitated for a moment, gritted his teeth, quickly dug two holes in the bag, put a set on his head and rushed out

35. Be happy while you are alive. , because we are going to die for a long time

36. Sweet, fragrant, spicy, sour, bitter---but you like the sexy ones.

37. What I like the most is the way you can’t stand me and can’t kill me.

38. I don’t need everyone to nod when I do things. I live to make people hate me. Getting increasingly unhappy.

39. Get married for nine dollars. Twelve yuan for divorce. Only fools get divorced. So expensive,

40. If it is stipulated that a person can only be kind to one person in his life, I would rather that person be you. I have no regrets and will do it until death! But there is no stipulation, so forget it! Holiday Bored funny personalities tell funny jokes about boredom

1. The laziest students are not those who don’t do their homework, but those who don’t copy the answers when they are given.

2. God, please let me grow five centimeters taller, I am willing to lose ten pounds in exchange

3. There is no point in just stealing other people's plagiarism

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4. You said I am your woman, so may I ask if you are my man.

5. I can finally go to the Internet cafe during the holiday today. After finishing my work, I ordered a glass of water and turned on the karaoke station in the Internet cafe. I ordered one of my favorite white foods and prepared to put on my headphones and enjoy it. . . Why did everyone in the Internet cafe rush to the bar to ask what phone number this song was ordered from? Are you trying to steal my playlist?

6. Three major natural disasters: earthquakes, typhoons, and film crews passing by!

7. We can no longer afford to live on June 1st because time has passed.

8. It takes ten years to smile once, but if you smile twice, you will die immediately

9. After drinking Feilu milk powder, my waist is no longer sore, and my legs are no longer painful. Even my heart stopped beating!

10. Grandpa said that in their time, if they encountered a question they couldn’t solve in the exam, they would write “Long Live Chairman Mao” and no one would dare to cross it

11. So far, in Among the curses related to Chinese Valentine's Day that I have seen, this is the most vicious: cursing the Weaver Girl to visit her aunt on Chinese Valentine's Day!

12. Play with emotions and I will make you cry rhythmically!

13. Where have all the good men gone? Where have they gone? Good women are asking questions, but no one has answered them.

14. A woman’s purity cannot be pretended, unless she is pure inside.

15. When walking on the street, I like to pretend to look at the products in the shop windows, but I am actually looking in the mirror.

16. This is the only time I want to choose to lose, because only in this way can I be close to you

17. Acne, more than 700 million acnes appear in a year, and the pimples are connected together It can circle the earth twice.

18. You use QQ every day, have you ever considered how you feel about QQ?

19. The sorrow of every short-sighted person: the world is flat when you take off your glasses. Rice is hermaphroditic, and rice is indistinguishable from human to animal.

20. Toss a coin, go to the Internet if it’s heads, go to bed if it’s tails, stand up and go to class.

21. In October, be a simple pig, peaceful but persistent, humble and fearless, and grow your favorite cabbage.

22. Have you ever thought about how your underwear feels when you fart? Yes, no.

23. Silence, silence. Either die in silence, or explode in silence~

24. Being without money is like having no friends

25. Don’t be without money if you don’t have anything, don’t be sick if you have something , Don’t provoke mental illness by provoking anyone

26. Leader: Hello everyone, I am the leader of the management department of the school. My surname is Chang. You can call me Chang Manager! Now welcome the student union president to arrange work! Student Union President: Hello everyone! Our main job is daily management.

27. You are very special, you know, you are the pig sent to me by God, the cutest pig in the world.

28. I didn’t like girls hesitating before, but now I feel quite comfortable.

29. My boyfriend is tall, handsome, and has a nice voice. He is a head taller than me, which is good for me. The only bad thing about him is that he likes to play hide-and-seek and he hasn’t shown up yet.

30. Officially announced that I am single and started wearing two pieces.

31. I don’t have nothing, I am still sick.

32. Remember: everyone who treats you well is because they could have done otherwise.

33. The beginning of school is a breathing pain, it lives in me All corners of my body~~~

34. Love cannot be forced, you must follow your own heart

35. I am unique, no matter how many shortcomings I have, I only have one, I can’t Customized, helpless, it’s up to you whether you like it or not.

36. Since ancient times, young girls on the Internet have been lined up with crooked melons and cracked dates. They occasionally scream like mandarin ducks, and they are also sluts with matching colors!

37. I have always had a doubt in my mind, this year, this whole year, what did the gray wolf eat to survive?

38. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.

39. If you love someone, you can only look at him silently, but do not dare to approach him. You can watch him from a distance and do not play with him.

40. The teacher asked: When will the chrysanthemums bloom? ? Xiao Ming: When I go to the toilet to poop. A collection of funny personality quotes when you are bored

1. When you love someone, you probably care about everything and can forgive everything

2. I went to school for so many years under pressure I didn’t run away from home. Don’t you think I’m strong?

3. In fact, I like to talk to myself, used to being sad, used to being silent, used to pretending to be strong, used to looking wherever I am.

4. Because I like you, I can’t pretend to be like-minded friends with you

5. When you are unhappy, my mood plummets.

6. My surname is Jian and my name is Qiang. As long as I don’t die, I will laugh like crazy

7. Time wasted casually can never be won back.

8. I’m afraid that you’ve heard some words from others before I even said them.

9. Only now do I understand that a person can be so sad that he has no emotions. Words, no expression.

10. There are no strangers in the world, only friends you haven’t met yet.

11. The beauty and warmth of love can turn people’s sorrow into happiness; however, for a long time, my sorrow has been in the long nights of missing you. The accumulation and precipitation of this emotion, The accumulation is getting thicker and thicker, making my endless longing for you more and more.

12. When I see a beautiful woman, I first touch my pocket to see if there is any money!

13. Your face is to show the most precious gift God has given to mankind - -Smile must be your greatest asset in your work.

14. I choose to give up on you because I love you deeply. In love, I lost.

15. Time wasted carelessly can never be won back.

16. We never think of predicting the future direction of the stock market.

17. The happiest person is the happiest person. People who smile often are the happiest.

18. This love not only warms themselves, but also warms the worldly hearts

19. There are many things in his heart, including handsome gay friends and cute girls. The only thing missing is me

20. It is said that the first time a father heard that his daughter had a boyfriend, he felt like a farmer uncle who had worked so hard for a season of cabbage but was given away by a pig.

21. Time wasted casually can never be won back.

22. Love to death or life is mostly an illusion of loving oneself.

23. I finally understand that when you do it right, no one will remember it; when you do it wrong, even your breathing is wrong.

24. A true friend does not greet you on ordinary days, does not say thank you, does not say sorry for troubling you, does not send text messages during holidays, and goes straight to the topic when something happens.

25. In fact, it is so I don't want to wake up, because when I open my eyes, I will face a lot of reality.

26. If you don’t have a shoulder to lean on when you cry, then raise your head.

27. You don’t care about me now. Remembered. You won’t be able to reach me in the future.

28. I wanted to show my face, but ended up showing my butt!

29. Time wasted casually can never be won back.

30. Although sometimes I feel heartbroken, I have happiness that others don’t have, so I am content!

31. After ten years of hard work, just for Peking University and Tsinghua University, I finally got admitted to Peking University Jade Bird.

32. Tears are colorless blood squeezed out of the body after heartbreak.

33. The exam is not about falling in love, so please don’t flirt; the exam is not about LOL, so please don’t work in a team.

34. No matter what kind of past it is, it has made us grow into who we are now.

35. I will become the one who helps me, and I will destroy the one who fails me.

36. Time wasted casually can never be won back.

37. Don’t insist on what you can’t get. Why be so stubborn? Isn’t this good?

38. Behind every hard work, there must be a double reward.

39. When you feel shame, you have preliminary virtue.

40. The world is always the same, but our moods and experiences are different.

41. I really understand, it’s not that you like the new and hate the old, it’s because I wasn’t by your side when you were lonely

42. The love is gone, so close.

43. Time wasted casually can never be won back.

44. A dog has two names: one is a pet, and the other is a beast.

45. I want to give happiness to the person I love with my own hands. I don’t worry about others.

46. I thought you were the only one, but I didn’t know that in your world, I am just one of them.

47. The speed of replying to me represents the extent to which you care about me. That’s what I think.

48. God gave me the attributes of a foodie but not the status of a rich man

49. Are you afraid of losing me? Why don’t you hurry up

50. There is nothing in this world that is difficult to overcome. Please believe that there are definitely more solutions than difficulties!

51. Reliability is the cornerstone of excellent personality

52. Even if there is no happiness and joy, what does it matter? As long as I keep an open mind about my future, move towards my own hopes and goals, and return to the starting line of my pursuit, I believe that I can get better and I will definitely be able to realize my dream.

53. Let’s break up for homework. I find that we are not suitable for each other.

54. Please be strong. No one really sees your weakness.

55. You Not doing what you like while you are alive is actually escaping responsibility.

56. As the saying goes: Rabbits don’t eat grass beside their nests; but as the saying goes: Those who are near the water first get the moon!

57. Those things that happened in the world are like faded movies. The weeds have been burned endlessly by time, leaving behind the thin boy and the sad girl in the photo. No one remembers, and no one will ask, when they left, when they came back, January, hide those years , drowned in the sea of ????people, there are a few songs that have been sung left, we stand in the turbulent sea of ????people, how many are still open.

58. I hope your world will have new obsessions and no regrets.

59. Please be strong, no one really sees your weakness

60. When I am sad, I can only keep beating the wall hard to cover up my grief with pain

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61. Ambition is the Big Dipper in the dark night (Robert Browning)

62. When love cannot be perfect, I would rather choose to have no regrets. No matter how beautiful the next life is, I cannot lose it. The memory of you in this life!

63. Please be strong, no one really sees your weakness

64. No matter how cruel fate brings hardships and misfortune to a person, it will still be given accordingly. He is happy and sweet.

65. Please be strong. No one really sees your weakness.

66. In the dark, my shadow shrinks in the hole that you can’t see. Maybe you don’t even bother to look at me. sad.

67. In life, a true self carries a false self.

68. Do you want me to tell you my discomfort as a joke? A collection of funny personality quotes when you are bored during the holidays

1. I am both homely and rotten, and my future is uncertain

2. If you don’t believe it, why should I continue to deceive myself?

3. When I was young and my boss returned home, he could tell whether I was male or female. Poor man, what have you experienced these years?

4. I like you very much, but we can never get together, right?

5. Use four words to describe the person you like ""doesn't like me" < /p>

6. I will continue to persevere, even if I burst into tears in the end

7. He can’t live without me in summer and autumn

8. In the past. Without you, I couldn't find my direction; now that I have you, I have lost my direction again, so I decided to follow you for the rest of my life.

9. No one is afraid of death, everyone is afraid of death. I was not born, so no one should be pretentious!

10. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

11. My life has always been like this. I make the decision myself, I don’t need you to interfere

12. Joy and tears go hand in hand at all times

13. Holding a kitchen knife in hand to chop wires, sparks and lightning along the way .

14. It is said that those who study accounting and those who study medicine are a perfect match. One will make money and the other will kill. 15. You can only realize this when you are waiting in a long queue at the train station. I am the descendant of the dragon.

16. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I spent the whole year naked!

17. When you I burst into laughter when I touched my conscience and said that I am a moral person.

18. People are stupid if they love you or not, but you will love them to the death.

19. If you knew that I could not see my way back and could not find my way back, would you stop and accompany me.

20. Whenever I find the key to success, Someone changed the lock for me

21. Time always makes us grow old slowly, but it is difficult to retain all the good things you once had

22. Hate the old fried dough sticks Yes, I eat vegetarian noodles with wilted vegetable buns. Three in a cage are not enough, so I need seven

23. I have been under a lot of pressure recently, and I eat Wangwang snow cake more than others chew cigarettes

24 . There are bitches and dogs in the road ahead.

25. Do you still remember me? The person who once loved you deeply

26. Picking up girls is like hanging out on QQ and coaxing her every day. In a few hours, the sun will be out soon

27. Beheading is nothing but a scar as big as a bowl. I will be a zombie again after the new year

28. Valentine’s Day. Are you not happy if you don't break up? I really don't understand why couples always break up on Valentine's Day. 29. I want to share everything with you, because I can't find anyone else except you. To another woman who is a match for me.

30. Even your jumping makes me feel sick. Even if I can’t explode you, I still despise you from the bottom of my heart!!

31. What is it like in math class? Do you know what it means to watch Korean dramas without subtitles?

32. There is no such thing as an inseparable couple, only a mistress who doesn’t work hard

33. What are you looking at and haven’t you seen a beautiful woman? Hold! Give you some sunshine and you will shine!

34. I don’t even want the basin for the water that was poured out.

35. When people do good things, they always want the gods and ghosts to know, and when they do bad things, they always think that the gods and ghosts don’t know. The moment when the soul wanders on the bed!

37. Only when you are drunk can you know who you love most, and only when you are sick can you know who loves you most. . .

38. My deep love for you cannot be put into words, except to say get out of here.

39. As soon as I open my eyes, I will know that you are a monster.

40. Isn’t gender equality implemented? Why can't I go to the women's restroom?

41. When people do something good, they always want the gods and ghosts to know about it, and when they do something bad, they always think the gods and ghosts don’t know about it. It’s too difficult for us to make things difficult for the gods and ghosts.

42. If you don’t like it after watching it, go to hell with your mother.

43. Don’t wait for people you shouldn’t wait for, and don’t hurt hearts you shouldn’t. We are all here for life.

44. The progress of homework will never catch up with the start of school.

45. The relationship between two people is like knitting a sweater. It is built with stitches and stitches, and when it is removed, it only takes a gentle pull.