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1. Pangpang made a girlfriend and broke up in less than a week. When a friend asked why, the fat man said, "She said ... she was tired of watching me for a long time ...".

Looking at my girlfriend's sweet smile, my heart is like a clear spring flowing.

If you have been with another girl behind her back, don't tell her the truth even if you are doing some business. Sometimes beautiful lies are necessary, and girls' minds are more difficult for us boys to understand!

I said, teacher, when we entered the university, you said you should find a girlfriend, but now, you are still a bachelor and a hero. Don't delay your lifelong event.

Don't show your charm by the number of girlfriends. You can show your Excellence with your career and a good man who cares about your family.

6. I have many girlfriends, but few people are good at it. Actually, I haven't chased women much. Except for one or two women, most of them chased me.

7. He bragged about his article to his girlfriend.

8. Boyfriends and girlfriends can't accommodate each other, and the more they wait, the more they want to break up.

9. Congratulations on winning the special prize of Christmas feedback activity of girlfriend club. Please tell your friends the good news and share a surprise with them. I forgot to tell you that the prize is a sincere Christmas wish: Merry Christmas!

10. Brooke and his girlfriend feel that they have made an everlasting vow.

1 1. A buddy went to his girlfriend's house for the first time, and everyone in the family knew about their relationship. Not long after the young man sat down, the girl's mother enthusiastically said, "You don't have a girlfriend yet. Do you want my aunt to introduce you to one?" .

12. I want you to know that we can't just be friends. Being my girlfriend gets more special privileges and benefits.

13. I went to my girlfriend's house for the first time and went to the toilet. Later, I found that the toilet was broken and could not be flushed. Finally, I had to call my girlfriend's father to help, and several people were watching, alas.

14. Brother Cai Yun: What would you say if I asked you to be my girlfriend and you wanted to lie?

15. It is said that "girlfriend" is the scientific name of "lover", which is more solemn, just like the rose is biologically called "woody compound leaf plant of Rosaceae", or the legal term for divorcing his wife is "divorce by agreement".

16. Xiao Wang really has a good eye and has a beautiful girlfriend.

17. I planted a girlfriend in spring and married a bunch of wives in autumn.

18. Listen: "Mr. Feng Wan, I don't know what happened. What should I do if I see my girlfriend's penis erect? " Wan: "Do what! Why are you such a complicated young man? Why always erect like holding a pistol? Catch a spy? ”。

19. He and each of his girlfriends once made a vow of eternal love and finally moved on. Don't be cheated!

20. If you were not born in a rich family, find a girlfriend, don't just value her appearance, learn to appreciate her connotation. You are looking for a partner, not a lover, but a wife.

2 1. Boyfriends and girlfriends must be single-minded, not single-minded.

22. She wanted to solve Xiao Wang's urgent need before agreeing to pretend to be his girlfriend. Unexpectedly, in the end, she pretended to be husband and wife with Xiao Wang.

23. The girlfriend you want had better listen while you are nagging. She can talk to relieve boredom when you are silent, so you'd better find a radio.

24. If a man said something that embarrassed you, forgive him. A forgiven man will regret losing a tolerant girlfriend like you in the end.

25. Be sure to have a few male friends who have no wild desires. They can use their chests as sandbags to hammer you when they are wronged. You can also help him give advice on chasing his girlfriend, pick him up from bed in the middle of the night and pick you up from a distance. Of course, first you have to let his girlfriend or wife recognize you. Otherwise don't try.

26. Be sure to have a few male friends and don't have wild dreams. They can use their chests as sandbags to hammer you when they are wronged. You can also help him give advice on chasing his girlfriend, pick him up from bed in the middle of the night and pick you up from a distance. Of course, first you have to let his girlfriend or wife recognize you. Otherwise don't try.

What's wrong with holding hands? The school rules stipulate that men and women are not allowed to hold hands, but they don't say that men and women are not allowed to hold hands. We have always kept a low profile!

28. Many people are eager for eternal and lasting love, so how to protect their love? Love needs understanding and consideration. Presumably, for many boys, they all want to find a considerate girlfriend, not a "tigress" who makes troubles everywhere.

29. Did you bring a quilt? When I first heard this, I really thought people asked me if I had brought a quilt, but later I learned that it was a quilt and it meant girlfriend or wife!

30. If you don't get divorced, you have to learn to entertain yourself. Waiting for this man to be nice to you probably won't work. You can go to the gym by yourself and have dinner with your girlfriend. Spending more money on your man can generally cure all diseases.

3 1. At the same time, many singles use divorce to find new boyfriends or girlfriends, and their old families are in pieces.

Qiqi: I declare that the main purpose of my coming here is to be our pet's girlfriend resolutely, necessarily and thoroughly at all costs and regardless of all consequences!

He flew into a rage after his girlfriend told him.

34. In spring, you planted a girlfriend in the back hill, and in autumn, you are cuckolded everywhere!

35. You have a brain, but no heart. Your brain says I'm your girlfriend, so you should be nice to me, but you never have me in your heart.

He broke up with his girlfriend because he was tired of putting up with her bossing around.

Yesterday, a woman asked me if I wanted her to be my girlfriend. I said yes, and then she told me not to think about it. . .

I thought he didn't even have a girlfriend, but I didn't expect him to get married quietly. It really scared us.

39. My parents are old, so are my uncles and aunts, but my brothers and sisters have all grown up. They have already talked about boyfriends and girlfriends! I can find that my new life is not strong enough for my shoulders. Come on!

Don't let your girlfriend bully you, you should show your manhood.

4 1. Be my girlfriend. I didn't say this casually. If I say it, it means I have to bear the responsibility of my life.

42. If someone already has a boyfriend or girlfriend, the fact that the other half exists is usually hidden between the lines of the blog itself.

43. My birthday is165438+1October 1 1, my house number is 1 1, and my middle school is in class1.

44. Faced with a female reporter's question about his girlfriend, shy Liu Xiang touched his head, lowered his head and whispered, "I don't have a girlfriend yet. Anyway, I will try my best to fight for it. Anyway, it is more difficult than hurdles. " .

45. "March 8th Festival" holds up half the sky. Busy at home and outside, nervous about big and small things. Old people and children are worried. No matter how hard and tired I am, I will live a good life. Happy holidays to my wife and girlfriend!

46. This year, if you are single, you won't receive a gift, but you will receive a girlfriend! Shelf life: life; Composition: A kind and loving heart. Happy holidays to you who are single! Receive the gift as soon as possible!

47. Don't be grateful if a man offers to help you carry your bag, let you walk on the road and pull up a chair for you. This only shows that he has countless girlfriends who have taught him this before. The more perfect the details, the greater the challenge to women.

48. 165438+ 10/01,let's be boyfriend and girlfriend for a day! No hugs, no kisses, just holding hands, having a meal together, visiting a night market, watching a movie, then going back to our respective nests, waiting for the early morning, and then texting each other: Let's break up!

49. As soon as the boy received the phone call from his girlfriend, he ran out in high spirits, and the tireless teaching of his parents vanished in his ears.

50. He lied about finding a massage job for the blind daughter of his girlfriend's ex-husband. In fact, it is in the workshop that has stopped working. Several laid-off partners pretended to be patients to comfort their blind daughter. Like Zhao Benshan, these people have nothing to do and don't know what their daily life is.

5 1. Girlfriends in life had better be gentle. Even if it is barbaric, there must be her reason. If you are savage for no reason, it means that you have psychological and physical problems.

I loved my girlfriend very much until I realized that she told all her friends that I was stupid. She is really a backstabbing person.

53. After receiving the letter that his girlfriend refused to associate, Xiao Wang's mood really plummeted and was extremely bad.

I met a man when I was shopping outside. He is tall, handsome and soft-blooded. I saw him at first sight. I dated him in Wangfujing, but that was the man's girlfriend. I don't want to be a third party. What a pity!

55. The definition of girlfriend can develop various answers with different understandings of everyone. Some people hold hands as girlfriends, and some people have experienced everything but deny each other that they have ever known each other.

56. I often fantasize about a scene where my mother throws out hundreds of thousands of dollars as cool as in a TV series and says to my girlfriend, "Here's the money, leave him and don't contact him again." I will definitely rush up and take all the money back and say, "mom, why do you want to take advantage of outsiders?" I'll never contact her again! Give me the money! " .

He was sad and unhappy because his girlfriend refused his proposal.

58. His ex-girlfriend asked him for money as if she wanted her own money, and she was righteous, stern and calm.

59. For a boy, his girlfriend treats her as a buddy and loves her as a girlfriend.

My roommate has been thinking about whether to propose to his girlfriend for weeks. He loves her very much, but he doesn't know if he is ready to settle down now. " .

6 1. I planted a girlfriend in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

62. A girl used a smart computer to weigh herself in a shopping mall, and only heard the computer say, "Your height ... weight ... is thin, please pay attention to nutrition!" After seeing it, my girlfriend had to stand up and give it a try. After standing for a long time, the computer suddenly prompted: "Please line up and get on the bus one by one!" " .

63. Look at men, especially young men who have been out for a long time. Look at their girlfriends, temperament, looks and clothes quality, and you will know their family background. Of course, exceptions don't count.

64. I just received a text message from my girlfriend. She said she was going to break up with me. When I was sad, she sent another short message: Sorry, I sent it wrong.

65. "What should I do?" A young man who wants to get married said to his friend, "My mother doesn't like every girlfriend I bring home." "It's easy." His friend said, "All you have to do is find someone like your mother." "I tried it a long time ago," he said, "but my father didn't like it." .

66. "The beautiful princess is going to kiss me. What should I do? " "Don't you want to be a handsome prince?" "I still prefer my little toad girlfriend." .

Although I was drunk, I couldn't take my eyes off his face. Later, I vaguely saw him holding a girl. After a closer look, I found that it was a girl in our class, that is, his ex-girlfriend.

68. I'm busy! Hearing this sentence, my friend felt that this buddy had a successful career; The wife immediately felt that the burden of housework was heavy; His girlfriend began to worry about his position in his mind, which can even be understood as a signal or an excuse to break up.

69. Actually, I already regard you as my girlfriend in my heart, but I will respect your idea. Please let me know when I think I can be your boyfriend.

70. Brother Cai Yun: If I asked you to be my girlfriend and you wanted to lie, what would you say?

7 1. My girlfriend and I used to meet by chance, but now our relationship is not that simple.

72. I have thought about it. If you are destined to be my girlfriend in three years, why don't I exercise my rights earlier?

73. What do you want me to answer first? Jane is not my girlfriend's business, or you are not someone else's business?

74. The girlfriend thing was just an expression, but my mother said she would come and see it. It's difficult to ride a tiger now, and I don't know what to do.

It is natural for girls to fantasize about the future of their boyfriends. And a boy began to think about the future with his girlfriend, and he was serious.

76. When looking for a girlfriend, put yourself in her shoes. This means that you should understand the job requirements and define your role.

77. Dumping your girlfriend is as casual as skipping class, and you never write a leave note and leave without even saying hello.

If you are destined to be my girlfriend in three years, why don't I exercise my rights earlier?

79. My feelings about my ex are simple. Even if his girlfriend came to show her love in front of me, I wouldn't be bored. It's like watching others eat a bowl of fragrant braised pork rice, shouting loudly in their mouths, but knowing in their hearts that they have eaten that kind of rice, but it's not so delicious.

80. I want to find a girlfriend. This song caught me off guard and broke into the deepest part of my heart. What a classic song, I like his faint sadness and faint expectation. ...

8 1. If you regard your friend as your boyfriend and girlfriend's backup, then you insult friendship and love.

82.do you have a girlfriend? Well, there are seven ... my life is running out, and I don't know if I can live for another 90 years.

Although this is just a misunderstanding, you still need to try your best to convince your girlfriend that you have not made a mistake.

84. Don't worry about my girlfriend following me. As long as she lays eggs all her life, we will break them immediately and never let the principal and parents know!

If you are destined to be my girlfriend in three years, why don't I exercise my rights earlier?

86. Playing games does not mean that you are tired of playing things. In fact, when they get to work and have a girlfriend, few people will get tired of playing games.

87. If a man offers to carry your bag, put you in the middle of the road and pull you a chair, don't be grateful for it. This only shows that he has countless girlfriends who have taught him this before. And the woman who can remind him will always change him.

88. It's Women's Day. Send a message of blessing. Nowadays, women are unusual. They can work to earn money, cook and farm. The family is happy. Happy holidays to my wife and girlfriend.

89. A fellow villager even took the initiative to talk to me about his girlfriend and told me how sensible, gentle and generous she was.

90. Singles Declaration: No gifts for the holidays today, only girlfriends! It is said that friends who receive this message will receive a mysterious gift within 3 days! Happy Singles' Day!

9 1. Today is Women's Day, and I want to say a few words on this special day. A word to my girlfriend: anything is possible! A word for all our male compatriots: men should be cruel to themselves! May ladies dare to think and do, the world is yours! At the same time, encourage all men. Let's sing "A man shouldn't hurt the woman he loves".

92. When Daoge was told by Xie that the stone given to his girlfriend was real jade, Daoge couldn't help swearing: "You insulted my personality first, and now you insult my IQ." .

93. If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

94. The sixth sentence: "As long as you are always by my side, other things are no longer important." The man said stupidly with his married girlfriend in his arms.

95. He kept his head down for a long time. When he was tired, he looked up and said to his girlfriend, "For me, her only shortcoming is that she doesn't love me." .

96. It is understandable that he insists that his girlfriend is the most beautiful. After all, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder".

97. The boy asked the girl why she didn't agree to be my girlfriend. Didn't we hold hands yesterday? The girl said helplessly, big brother, you held me too tightly yesterday, and I didn't let go. .

98. If I had known it was so difficult to find a girlfriend, I would have had a doll kiss. .

99. My girlfriend used to feel inferior, so I spared no effort to enlighten her. As a result, she is now very confident and despises me. ....

100. On the occasion of this giant once-in-a-century Singles Day, I really broke up with my girlfriend.

10 1. Why doesn't that girl want to be my girlfriend? It took me a long time to realize that I had a wife.

102. Hey, that beautiful woman in front looks familiar, like my next girlfriend.

103. Under the starry sky, my girlfriend and I counted the moon.

104. Tell mom I'm hungry, and she says I'll cook at once! Tell my girlfriend I'm hungry! She said, I am hungry, too.

105. I like making friends, especially my girlfriend.

106. I've always wanted to go to college to find a girlfriend, but going to college is terrible. There are only two girls in our class. To make matters worse, those two girls are in love!

107. Actually, if you don't confess, we are still friends. ""What about my confession? " "Girlfriend. " .

108. In order to celebrate Singles Day, I broke up with my girlfriend decisively!

109. I called my girlfriend and her boyfriend answered!

1 10. If you catch the thief, you can get your loss back and chase your girlfriend. Your loss has just begun.

1 1 1. The hardest thing in life. I spent my whole life on my girlfriend, and only when I got married did I find out that I was helping others to raise a wife.

1 12. Actually, it's almost enough to find a girlfriend, and they keep quarreling. It's just that some people are arguing with more beautiful girlfriends.

1 13. I went to my girlfriend's house today, and her mother didn't like me. Actually, I don't like her mother either!

1 14. I also left my first time, er, to my girlfriend …

1 15. I promised my girlfriend to bring a gold necklace as her birthday present, but when the jeweler quoted a price for a necklace we liked, I let out a long low whistle.

1 16. Similar to Super Mario's action clearance game. Your task is to save Yang Yang's lovely girlfriend, because she is distracted all the way, so you will find her according to this!

1 17. "Sorry, I don't have a girlfriend." I didn't say I was single, but the person who used to spoil me, always thought of me, rarely refuted my opinions, tolerated my emotions and always listened to me is no longer with me. Tangyuyue

1 18. In fact, I lost contact with most people in school, including my drinking buddy and my first girlfriend who woke up with me in the morning.

1 19. Recently, she was in Ben? Stiehler got a small part in an upcoming film. She will be a grandmother actress, sitting next to Stiehler and his girlfriend.

120. Master, please take a picture for us. People who like you, ex-girlfriends, current girlfriends, all kinds of tenses. Cheng Zheng, I'm getting married today, but I think you are the most perfect person! Nei Nei