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Don't miss the last bus home and the people who love you.
2. believe. Got it. Patience. Modesty. This is the love I want.
3. Dogs have two names: pets and animals.
What is crazier than falling in love is lovelorn.
When we broke up, I thought I was strong enough, but my eyes were still red.
6. I am crazy.
7. Don't miss the last bus home and the people who love you.
8. Being fat is not a crime, but God is jealous that you will be too perfect if you lose weight.
9. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.
10, there is no way out, and the future is a swamp, which makes people sink deeper and deeper.
12, the sky with you is always blue.
13, it takes only a moment to fall in love with you, but it takes a lifetime to forget you, even not enough.
14. Peel an apple for yourself and remember the smile when others peel mangoes for you.
15, when someone insults you, remember that lions don't turn around because they hear dogs barking.
Ultimate 1 3 classic lines
1. If I have the chance to see you again, I will let you know my answer, just as you feel about me.
2. I'm ultimate class. jiro wang
It is because I have been looking at you that I found that you have been looking at him.
People don't suffer all their lives, but occasionally for a while. If you choose to avoid pain temporarily, you may suffer for life.
If I can see you again, I will let you know that I feel the same way about you as you do about me.
6. Don't be too depressed in everything, even smiling.
7. Avoiding can't solve things. Even if the accident in Qin Xiao is your fault, you should face it instead of hiding like this. As the boss of the ultimate class, you must face everything calmly. Be responsible and face it bravely.
8. Love is powerful enough to make people forget everything, but too small to hold a jealous sand.
9. Ignorance is a trend of thought that cannot be exposed to the sun, and it is a hidden disease that blooms in the dark.
10, I am like your shadow, but the shadow is always ignored.
1 1. If you miss someone, stand under the tree and clap your hands. If the leaves fall, it means that that person is thinking of you, too.
12, angels and demons coexist, otherwise the world can't be balanced and angels can't leave until the devil lets go.
Don't miss the person who loves you!
1. scarf-I love you forever.
2. Cup-for life
3. Letter-I miss you
4. Pajamas-I'll give you all I have.
Five flowers-I hope to engrave my name on your heart.
6. Books-I believe you are smart.
7. Chewing gum-I hope to have a long-term relationship with you.
8. Cigarettes-I hate you
9. Notebook-I hope to see your naive love.
10. Ring-You will always belong to me.
1 1. Umbrella-I will protect you under any circumstances.
12. Hairpin-I hope you can succeed.
13. Mirror-Don't forget me.
14. Necklace-I want you by my side
15. Chocolate-I love you
16. Lighter-you are my first love.
17. Ballpoint pen-I will give you half my heart.
18. key ornaments-I hope you are lucky.
19. Paste (pen)-Keep our love in my heart.
20. Touch the doll (glove)-I hope you are real.
2 1. Mascot-I want to be friends with you.
22. Handkerchiefs-I will wait until we break up.
23. Diary-I hope to keep our memories in my heart.
24. the pie in the pie net-haha, this shows that she is very suitable to be your wife.
25. Wallet-means you want to be with him forever.
26. Belt-means to tie him up for life.
27. Razor-means that he is an excellent mature man in your heart.
28. photo album-cherish your memories forever.
29. Paper Crane: I hope your love has a happy ending.
30. Giving a watch means that you are in love with him every minute.
3 1. Sending a tie means that you have tied him up and let him stay with you forever.
Classic lines of the ultimate series
1、
Black Dog: What can you do alone?
Dadong: Call your sister, and you will know what I can do!
Arthur: This is my own business. I don't need your help!
2、
Xiao Yu: Shakespeare said that the only difference between sympathy and love is …
Arthur: Shakespeare never said that!
Xiaoyu: So, I can't go on. ...
3、
Arthur: You get out. I don't hit women!
Dadong: (in Taipei dialect) Sister, go back and cook!
4、
After the fight, Dadong and Arthur are at the seaside ...
Dong: Hello! I saved your life, at least say thank you!
A: Thank you!
Dong: Is there such reluctance? I saved your life, not only to thank me, but also to admit that I am the boss!
Ya: megalomaniac
Dong: What did you say? Narcissist! Boring men use hair and clothes when fighting!
Ya: What do you know? This is my style, megalomaniac!
5、
Sambo: It's over! The third and fourth places on the Koban list are combined. I'm getting farther and farther away from the boss's seat!
Axe: But old man, it's far away!
Sambo: What do you do? ? Pa (three treasures slap on the head)
Axe: Don't hit me on the head! (The axe puts on a cool face, and he learns from Xiaoyu)
Sambo: I will tilt your head! Hit him hot!
6、
Head teacher: Students, the teacher asks you a question! Do you have a study plan? ?
The whole class shook their heads: No!
Class teacher: Students, you must listen to your teacher and do everything with a plan! ! I am convinced that as long as you study in an effective way, you will get good grades. For example, this is the same as losing weight. Yes, there is nothing wrong with it. Don't doubt. It's exactly the same as losing weight For example, don't think about whether you will be thin. You just have to follow your own plan, and then one day, when you stand on that scale, you will find that. Oh, my God, I did it. I'm so thin, I'm so slim, I'm so beautiful!
The whole class is in low spirits ...
7、
When Dadong's parents asked Dadong to be with Angie, Dadong's reaction was hilarious! ! )
Dong: Hmm-I hate it! People don't like girls! ! Ouch! ! -Do not come! I'm going to bed!
8、
Rex: Why did you let me? !
Dong: I still regard you as a good friend. You know, I can't make good friends! !
Angie: He can't make good friends. Ever since I was a kid, remember? The great KO. 2. Have you forgotten?
9、
Arthur: Hey! ? Didn't the heartbreaker say he wanted to change clothes? Why haven't you come yet! ?
Heartbroken man: Dangdang Dangdang-! How about it! ? Can you see who I look like now?
Dong: Broken-hearted suit man! !
Heartbroken: You! ..... Wait a minute! The heartbroken man jumps under the table, puts on a nun's clothes and jumps out to sing. )
10、
Sambo: Hello, classmate. I'm monitor Kim. He is big spicy, he is small spicy, he is an axe, remember! Big spicy is very small, little spicy is very big, and the axe is very sharp.
Xiaoyu: If you want to hit me, hit me quickly.
Sambo: Why?
Xiaoyu: Because I have work to do!
Sambo: Because of you, the duel failed, and many people came to me to refund their tickets. Do you know the loss? Ah!
Xiaoyu: So?
Sambo: So, hey, what do you mean by so? So, you have to compensate me for my loss!
Xiaoyu: Oh!
Sambo: Oh, what do you mean? Master, can you say more? ! I want you to pay, you may not be able to afford it!
Xiaoyu: Then forget it.
Sambo: Haha, ok, forget it then. Ah! What do you mean, forget it? You almost lied to me! Listen to me! I want you to treat me to dinner ... fried chicken.
Spicy: the golden hoop for making tea.
Spicy: Coke \ hot dog \ barley.
Three treasures: small mouth cake, shrimp strips and barbecued pork buns.
Spicy: Frustrated ice sells fried rice noodles.
Spicy: meatballs, cakes, noodles and soup.
Sambo: Cold noodles \ Spring rolls \ Is it sweet?
Small spicy: meatballs \ sausages \ tons of wonton.
Sambo \ Little La \ Big La: The universe is invincible mango ice!
Sambo: How about it! Scared, huh?
Xiaoyu: No.
Sambo: Oh, no, forget it! Ah! Forget what? Take him away!
1 1、
Sambo: It's over! The third and fourth places on the Koban list are combined. I'm getting farther and farther away from the boss's seat!
Axe: But old man, it's far away!
Sambo: What are you doing? ? Pa (three treasures slap on the head)
Axe: Don't hit me on the head! (The axe puts on a cool face, and he learns from Xiaoyu)
Sambo: I will tilt your head! Hit him hot!
12、
Sister Sha: King Arthur, here you are. Periodic!
13、
Sambo: Here's the thing, Brother Dong. I have always been good at history. I think I can be a little history teacher! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Evil Sister \ Condom \ Linda Dabao 3: Bang \ Bang \ Bang.
Sister Sha: You are not looking at the Kangxi Empire, but at the Qianlong Dynasty-Dae Jang Geum! Teach! Teach a fart!
14、
Principal: I'm talking about one thing. I'm only talking about one thing! Not everyone can be the head teacher of the ultimate class. The head teacher of the ultimate class, do you know how high the elimination rate is, mom? On average, three class teachers will be replaced in one semester. She is either afraid of quitting her job or staying in the hospital. Finally, a teacher from Tian Yan touched her classmates with her patience and love. What's more, all her classmates like her. Look what this is! It's a miracle! Think about how many times you can meet such a miracle in your life!
15、
Sambo: Brother Dong, I don't know if I should tell you something!
Dong: Then stop talking!
Sambo: This is no ordinary trivial matter. Promise me that you will be absolutely calm after listening! !
Dong: You are really annoying. Don't make any noise. I want to sleep!
Sambo: Well-don't do that! Then I'll make a long story short.
Dong: It better be short enough! ! Kim, do you know I'm depressed today!
Sambo: OK! Then I'll get to the point-since I didn't become the boss, Sister Sha didn't love me, and no one dumped me in my class. ...
(Before Sambo finished, Dadong interrupted! ) East: Focus! ! !
16、
Sambo: (whispering) Do you know the Black Cat Hotel?
Dong: What did you say? Speak louder!
Sambo: I told you! Do you know the Black Cat Hotel?
Dong: Yes!
Sambo: (whispering) I see Remus there!
Dong: (whispering) What! Do you know that if you talk to me like that, I will step on you (loudly)! !
17、
Sambo: I think! Is Lemus's house down! Now that the economy is in recession, sell yourself! Hmm-what a pity! Controlled by the evil underworld brother! Gee-how can I talk like this! !
Sister Sha: Dadong! Kim, a man who is about to break his heart with internal injuries, can't believe what he said!
Axe: But Remus is so gentle that it is possible to be controlled!
Spicy: Yes! Now there are more and more people with this special hobby! !
Sambo: Yes! Even I was almost taken away by those evil gangsters yesterday, let alone Remus. Hey, don't look at me like that! In fact, there are many people who like me now!
18、
Class teacher: Students, you must listen to your teacher and do everything with a plan! ! I am convinced that as long as you study in an effective way, you will get good grades. For example, this is the same as losing weight. Yes, there is nothing wrong with it. Don't doubt. It's exactly the same as losing weight For example, don't think about whether you will be thin. You just have to follow your own plan, and then one day, when you stand on that scale, you will find that. Oh, my God, I did it. I'm so thin, I'm so slim, I'm so beautiful!
The whole class is in low spirits ...
19、
Xiaoyu: Dadong, can you cheat?
Dadong: Yes ... Do you want me to divide it for you now? ..... (pa) ah! ——! ——! ! ——! Xiaoyu, I'm sorry, I haven't cheated you for a long time. It hurts ................................................................................................................................................................................ Oh, oh, why are you so excited? ...
Xiaoyu: I still like torture.
20、
Sambo: Brother Dadong! Just at 8: 30 this morning, I finished the noodles and two dishes of stinky tofu that I must eat every morning as usual, because I was afraid of stinky! So I went to the convenience store across the street ...
Dong: Get to the point! ! !
Sambo: Brother Dong! (Disease) Start ... Get to the point! Because I'm afraid of stink! So I went to the convenience store across the street and bought a pack of chewing gum. Here! By the way, that shop assistant, MM, has actually been haha for a long time. ...
Dong: Kim! I'm telling you! You'd better tell me in the simplest and clearest way! Where's Rex?
2 1、
Arthur: Hey! ? Didn't the heartbreaker say he wanted to change clothes? Why haven't you come yet! ?
Heartbroken man: Dangdang Dangdang-! How about it! ? Can you see who I look like now?
Dong: Broken-hearted suit man! !
Heartbroken: You! ..... Wait a minute! (The heartbroken man jumps under the table and sings in the clothes of a nun) ILOVEYOUILOVEYOU, what am I now?
Arthur: A heartbroken man in a nun's costume! !
Heartbroken: You! You guys ... good! Wait for me. (The heartbroken man comes up in a fire suit) There is a fire! Tell me quickly! I'm going to put out the fire Brothers! Let's go How about it! Who do I look like now?
Xiaoyu: Sad people who want to put out the fire! !
22、
Broken-hearted man: There is only one road before you!
Arthur: I want to hear what you call giving up halfway!
Heartbroken: Good question! ! (The heartbroken man takes out a deer doll that has been sawed in half) Look! ! One deer has half left! Hehehe!
23、
Dadong: Oh, my God, you mean narcissist ... The sword stone in the sword stone has expired, so ... Demonbane won't run away!
Arthur: megalomaniac, just say it, don't exaggerate!
Dadong: Shh, shh, shh! You don't understand! I can't understand this plot at all.
(When the camera turns, Dadong's face is close-up.)
Dadong: Komi International Film and Television Co., Ltd.' s play is really difficult to perform!
Screenwriter: Do you want to play or not? ?
24、
Qian Laiye: I said one more word, and I only said one! How difficult it is to survive in the present environment. At present, the stock market is stagnant, prices are soaring, the national income is not high, the unemployment rate is extremely high, and the streets are full of cash cards and usury. Not only is the environment so bad, but even our private school community is like this. Do you know how much effort, physical strength, painstaking efforts and scheming I have made to survive on campus? Do you understand this sentence with good intentions?
Jia Yong: Principal, your sentence is so long!
25、
Dadong: What are you laughing at? Say it and make me laugh!
Xiaoyu: Nothing, just someone who wants to mate with Arthur!
Arthur: Say what? Who wants to talk to her?
Xiaoyu: Haha!
Arthur: You!
Xiaoyu shut up: I really don't laugh, even if you really mate with her, I don't laugh!
Dadong: Haha!
26、
Head teacher: Wang Dadong and Ding Xiaoyu, you two are fighting, right?
Dadong: Head teacher, how do you know? We just haven't started yet!
Head teacher: Wang Dadong, don't you dare speak! I just entered the class and didn't see you two, so I knew something was wrong! Wang Yase reminded me this morning, but I just don't believe it. I didn't expect to see you two here! Look at you, look at you-it's like killing someone! You two can't do this for Angie, can you? I am so angry! I am so angry!
Dadong: You misunderstood, class teacher. ...
Head teacher: How could I misunderstand? I misunderstood your head! I am not a duty guide. I am a fake! Let me tell you, what big or small things have I not seen? Alas! Look at you two. You must have just finished fighting, right? Oh, you disappoint me! Ding Xiaoyu, especially you! I thought you could tolerate it a little. Rainbow Dadong, don't be so grumpy. Look at you, I'm really disappointed!
Dadong: Class teacher, I ...
Xiaoyu: Quiet.
Head teacher: Yes! You'd better be quiet Do you know what happened in Wang Yase made me a big shot? Now you two are fighting for Angie like this. Is it worth it? Not worth it! What to do at night? I'm sure I can't sleep at night, and then what? Get up in the morning and you will be constipated. Constipation will make you fatter and fatter! Right? Look at this constipation, obesity, insomnia, and then lose weight. Do you think it is worth it? Not worth it! I can imagine what I was like now! Then I'll take it out on you two! Especially you, Wang Dadong! You'd better not talk to me! Yes, that's you! You have never done what you promised me! You never promised me anything, and then you did it! You really are, alas, enough, stop it! Ok, go back to class! Let's go! Let's go It's really close Ding Xiaoyu, will you learn from Wang Dadong? Wang Dadong, is he so studious? Not at all! Right? Come on, let's go, keep up ... keep up! Oh, this really makes me angry! I am so angry!
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