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How to send money in Moments if you want to borrow money?

How to post in Moments if you want to borrow money

1. Oops, isn’t it just to lend you some money? I’m so verbose, are you bothered? Today, I have Time, I will post the reasons for not repaying the loan on the Internet. If you see it, please stop annoying me, okay? Please!

2. You are a human being, and I am a human being, so , I am you, so your money is my money, then, since, the money is mine. I can't use some of it. If it doesn't work, I can put it back when I have money.

3. I heard that you want this little money from me to buy a house of 1 meter to improve your living environment? It’s a good conscience, you have an old man and a young man, don’t I? Although I live in 3 meters villa, but wasn’t it that I was tortured by you and couldn’t live a happy life for a few days? In order to avoid you, I moved so many times, changed my phone number, and changed my job, do you know? I’m old, I’m old, As old as we are, young as we are, and young as we are, we are all seniors and juniors. It’s enough for you to be upset by yourself. Why bother with me, not to mention that we are friends? A bit Can you show love?

4. In order to get my money back, I heard that you read a lot of legal books and obtained a lawyer's license the year before last. You earned the legal consultant fees in one year. Quite a few, think of the source when drinking water. If I hadn’t borrowed money and refused to repay it, and you, as a lawyer today, would you still have the nerve to ask for money from me?

5. After experiencing the difficulty of borrowing money, everyone All kinds of rejections, all kinds of reasons, all kinds of unexpected things. This is the way of the world, haha, learn from it.

6. When you lend money to others, you often fail to pay it back, and you are embarrassed to ask for it back.

7. You said you have many friends, try borrowing money [wit]: Borrower, remember, don’t hurt the people who help you when you are short of money! These days, when you are short of money, what is the hardest thing?

8. If you say you have good friends, try borrowing money if you need something; if you say you have good relatives, try asking for help if you need something.

9. When I become poor, every word I say feels like making things difficult

10. In a materialistic society, if you ask me to borrow money on the first day you meet me, if you don’t lend me, I will turn against you. She is a woman, yes, but you are not my woman, so damn interesting

11. If borrowing money tests the human heart, then paying back money is the most revealing of one’s character.

12. A friend sent a voice message on WeChat to borrow money, but it was fake! The voice was exactly the same ~ Be careful of new scams...

13. People who think they have the right personality have If you have any difficulties, you need to help us even if we need to borrow money.

14. Money, when lent out, becomes feelings, when taken back, it becomes enemies. Borrowing money feels really painful... What I lend you is not money, but trust and encouragement...

15. You must have a good attitude, just like lending money, lend it out When the time comes, you should be mentally prepared for the other party not to be able to do it.

16. Whoever borrows money from me like this, my sister won’t even lend me a penny.

17. My friend asked me to borrow money. I kindly lent it to her! When I needed money, she wouldn’t answer my phone calls on WeChat! But life still has to go on

18. Today In this world, the person who borrowed the money was an uncle who didn’t reply to text messages or answer phone calls. Could it be that the monk ran away and ran away from the temple? When I borrowed the money, it was my brother and my sister. How could I start to act like a shrink when I paid back the money? I'm confused! It's easy to borrow and return. It's an empty lie that it's not difficult to borrow again. What a habitual problem

19. Some people say that borrowing money is equivalent to asking for money. . . . . . Planning to pay it back is the same as not knowing when to pay it back.

20. I hate people who make all kinds of excuses to deceive people the most. Yes, yes, no, no, no, when I don’t borrow money, I am a grandson...fuck, I am also extremely depressed...

About in the circle of friends Talk about borrowing money

21. "Borrowing money seems to be able to correct eyesight." "Huh?" "Well, I borrowed a lot of money from my friends and refused to repay them, and they said they finally saw me clearly."

22. If your relationship is good, try borrowing money.

23. I feel that I was the poorest when I was a student. Don’t call me a person who relies on borrowing money for activities worth more than one yuan.

24. No one can borrow money from people who are unable to pay back the money.

25. In order to buy a house or a car, everyone borrowed money from everywhere to pay the down payment. Just now, a good classmate borrowed money to buy a house, but he still didn’t have enough money for the down payment!

26. Society is shuffling, and we are shuffling people. Today is not about borrowing money from others because I am short of money, but about appraising people’s hearts. What you pay today is what you will gain in the future.

27. It turns out that people can become so shameless, borrowing money everywhere, and telling lies. In the future, don’t imagine that people today are as innocent as they were back then.

28. If you don’t borrow money, your friends will be gone. If you borrow money, your friends and money will be gone.

29. Try not to give an answer. That is to say, when the other party makes a request and you adopt a roundabout tactic of delaying and not agreeing, but repeatedly saying that you want to study or think about it, then the smart other party will immediately understand that you are not willing to agree.

30. Just say that someone else is asking you to borrow money, but you really have no money to lend to him. Or you can invest part of the money from stock cashing out, and you can use the rest to do other things, or give it to your parents, whatever. Don’t talk about making money in the future, don’t show your wealth...

31. Well, do you need money urgently? Because that’s the case, I have to pay back the loan, rent, etc. this month Make an excuse, and then say, if you need it urgently, I can help you look for it, my classmates and friends, etc.! But I may not be able to borrow it for you... I will try my best!

32 .So I think you can tell him that all your money is invested in other places, and you still have some of it for emergency use, so you can’t borrow it from him!!!

33. Say it clearly, yourself They are not living well and have to pay back the money. If you want to save face, you will be in more pain if something like this happens in the future!

34. Tell her directly about your difficulties. If you don’t believe her, show her your bankbook. Of course, if she still refuses to let you go, It doesn’t matter if you ignore an unreasonable friend. After all, if you help her among friends, she should also think about you!

35. See how much you want to borrow, and it’s up to the limit. If it’s more, just say I don’t have it. So much. I’ve been using my money a lot lately. I’m really sorry.

36. Explain that your funds have other uses, and do not be upset because you have not lent money to others. Facts have proved that not only is it difficult to recover the money after lending it out, but you may also lose a friend.

37. Tell her that you have been saving money and want to buy a laptop, digital camera, etc., something larger, which means that there is no spare money at the moment. Or the money was used for other purposes just a few days ago.

38. Then you deliberately entered the wrong password, and then the card swiping machine prompts that the password is wrong. You just say, "Oh, I just changed the password two days ago and forgot it. I will think about it again, and then enter it wrong again, and then tell him He said he couldn't lose anymore, otherwise the card would be locked or something like that.

39. When a person borrowed money to live his life and was poor, he cherished the money very much because he had no travel expenses, so he walked home for two hours.

40. Just spent the whole day peacefully. I thought my attitude would make him understand, but the next day he still didn’t give up and actually wanted to borrow money from me.