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Talking about being single

1. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then in a casual moment, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried so hard to forget.

2. Being single is just a lifestyle you choose; It is better to be alone than to make do with it. We are proud and lonely.

I opened the door and found that I was alone.

No matter how many grievances you have suffered. I'll keep a secret. It's not that I don't want to say it, I just don't know what to say and who to say it to.

5. Be quiet when you are alone; When you are alone, you will feel lonely, fill the wounds at night with the past, and then giggle at your innocence; If a person is free, he will not be affected, and the small world will go at will; Be strong when you are alone, and hold your head high when you have no shoulders to lean on. No one loves himself more than himself. One day alone, we smile, smile, walk and smile. A person is beautiful and romantic! A person is quiet and elegant.

It is said that every man who wins a quarrel with his girlfriend (wife) is single!

7. Being single means that God has prepared a better person for you. I hope these words will warm you up.

8. I don't want to be single, just to wait for someone.

9. After breaking up, I was free.

10, now you don't have love, not that you don't deserve it, but that God thinks you deserve better.

Talking about being single

1 1. Being single for a long time will become a habit.

12, I missed someone. I thought it was just a moment, but I didn't expect it to be a lifetime.

13, single for a long time, even the sow will feel narrow-eyed.

14, from college to now, there is only one boy who makes me want to have sex with someone. Unfortunately, I won't do it when he wants to have sex with me. When I want to have sex with him, he has a girlfriend!

15, not without love, just wrong!

16, loneliness, but not loneliness, is a transcendental realm. I like to enjoy a person's quiet, like the feeling of detachment.

17, thank you for your rudeness and let me learn to give up. ....

18, one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry. Play by yourself, please don't disturb.

19, the person you like doesn't appear, and the person who does doesn't like it.

20, fate has not arrived, do not want to fuck.

Single dog, tell me.

Do you know why you are still single? Because your vision is in place, your strength has not kept up.

I finally know why I'm single. Those who like it don't like me, and those who like it don't know.

I am single, I am proud, and I keep condoms for my country.

Someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it.

Don't just tell me that you are happy unless you want to spend it with me.

Let me spend Christmas alone, let me spend New Year's Day alone, let me spend holidays alone, and let me pass the exam alone if I have the ability.

Are you still alone on Valentine's Day? Nima, will I become a dog?

It's good to be single. You don't need to explain that you know nothing about anyone.

I have saved a lot of phone bills since I was single.

I won a quarrel with my girlfriend, and now I'm basically single.

Either you are always proud of being single, or you are dedicated to one person.

The typical sign of being single is that the one-month traffic package is long gone, and more than half of the call package is left.

I will play lianliankan at home when I am in love with someone, and one pair will be eliminated.

Hello, I am a life-long honorary member of the global single dog Anti-show Love Alliance.

Don't ask me why I am single, excellent and willful!

Didn't receive any presents at Christmas? Don't be sad, don't be sad, because there will be New Year's Day, Spring Festival, and a person's day, and you will gradually get used to it.

It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.

Since I was single, I have saved my phone bill, refreshed and my heart has stopped hurting.

The saddest thing is not being single, but not even having a favorite person in my heart.

Some people are single because they are not serious about their feelings; And some people are single because they are too serious about their feelings.

Behind everyone, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.

There is a single, there is a single, just for someone.

My love doesn't love me, and my love doesn't love me, which is why I have been single.

Why are so many people still single? Because your vision is in place, your strength is not better.

In fact, it's good to be single, and you don't need to explain who you are.

You didn't choose to be single, you just chose the love you want.

I'd rather be single than talk about feelings casually, because I don't want to run out of my best when I meet better people.

Unless that person can make your life better than it was when you were single, why leave single for that person?

For people who are afraid of trouble and pain, being single is more suitable for me.

There are always a few friends around who have been supporting you, taking care of you and understanding you, so even if you are single, you are happy.

In fact, single life is not bad, and I finally have time to take care of everything.

Single because someone in my heart can't support the second person.

Being single doesn't mean being vulnerable, but that you are strong enough to wait for the person you deserve.

If a person has been single for a long time and doesn't want to fall in love, he will feel that friends are becoming more and more important.

Being single is not terrible. The scary thing is that when you are single, others think you are not single.

If you are still single, enjoy it. You are single not because you are not good enough, but because no one deserves you at present.

Keep saying long live single, but thinking about that impossible Ta in my heart.

It is said that those girls who have been single for a long time have gradually become the men they want to marry most.

Tell me about single dog. single dog is very funny.

Suitable for single dog Talk/Friends Circle single dog Talk Daquan

1. The other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog bowl.

2. In a group of student parties, there is always a God-like single dog who can answer all love questions.

3. Dogs have been gone for a long time since they lived to your age. You should be a single turtle.

As single dog, only static electricity crackles with me in winter.

Like a cat in an old alley, I am free, but I have no home. It's the first time I heard someone say that being single is so fresh and refined.

6. Don't let single dog go out in winter. If you fall, it will turn into ice and ice!

7. It's not that easy to show love. single dog has the temper of Ta.

In retrospect, time has changed a lot, but it can't change the fact that you are single dog.

9. Asking what Valentine's Day is in the world is killing single dog.

10. Don't always belong to single dog and single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single fool by IQ.

1 1. Don't say you are lonely and energetic, but you are single dog.

12. Do you want to keep a dog at home? The single kind!

13. The boat of friendship will turn over when it is said, and the boat of love will sink when it is said. Only single dog's boat can stand.

14. The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, but the person in front of me is single dog.

15. Don't ask me if I am single dog in the future. It is illegal for us immortals to fall in love with mortals! Lying in the trough, now single dog can evolve into a growling dog?

16. I am no longer single dog this summer. Please call me hot dog. Interesting. Tell me about Daquan.

17. Everyone says I'm single. Hehe, that's funny. Isn't everyone the same? Are you body double?

18. After military training, you are not single dog, but an excellent military dog.

19. Do you like having a dog? I like it! My family has a dog, and my parents dislike it, so I want to give it to you. Is it okay? What dog? I'm single dog.

Funny jokes about single dog/single dog.

1. Stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.

We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly teased the cat.

You should walk more when you are young. Walk more, and you will find that the whole world is lovers, and you are the only one in single dog.

4. In such a cold day, single dog may be in tears and frozen.

5. The single boy's name is single dog. Do you have a description of single girls? A teenager who has been single for 20 years replied: the dog ignores it.

6. If you don't want to be a single dog to show your love to others on Valentine's Day, you should take the initiative to tell Lao Zi.

7. Teach you the most effective way to get out of single dog and be my wife.

8. Being single dog's younger brother is not easy. When necessary, you should be a brother, a guest boyfriend and, of course, a grandson at most.

9. Being single for a long time makes you feel good looking at dogs. Not to mention unscrewing the bottle cap, the fire hydrant can be unscrewed.

10. Some people say that the second half-price advertisement hurts single dog. That's your single dog business. It's just right for us to eat two per pig.

1 1. Don't ask me for emotional advice. I'm single dog. I only suggest breaking up.

12. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother and a rabbit by Ma Ma. When I grew up, I was called single dog by others. On the animal history of a person's life.

13. I finally ended my single life for half a year, and now I have to start the second half of the year.

14. Teacher: Pets are not allowed in school! Classmate: What about single dog? Teacher: No, no! Classmate: Let's go home. The school doesn't want us

Single dog's Talk/single dog's Classic Sentences

1. Since my mother knew the word single dog, she has forgotten my name.

We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly made a boyfriend.

I am single because fairies can't fall in love with mortals, which will break the dogma.

I've been single for a long time, let alone unscrewing the bottle cap. I can unscrew the fire hydrant.

Don't worry about single girls, maybe God is thinking: I want to leave a special person for this lovely girl.

Being single may mean being a hero in your own eyes and being a woman in others' eyes.

7. My main composition: 2% cute +98% single.

8. After falling in love with you, I changed from carefree single dog to carefree single dog.

9. A little fairy in MengMeng, teased by being single, likes to take it away.

10. The kind of girl who thinks, well, she must have a boyfriend at first sight. In fact, such girls are generally single dog.

Single dog's self-deprecating quotations/single dog's classic quotations.

1. The whole world is filled with the sour taste of love, and only I exude the fragrance of single dog.

I am not single dog, I am just a lone wolf in the wind.

3. The people who show their love have changed from batch to batch, and only I am single.

4. Long-distance love, what is long-distance love? Long-distance love with the object, so far I don't know where ta is.

5. I have been single for a long time, and suddenly I found that I saw a sow recently and felt very beautiful.

6. Nowadays, high-value people are single, such as me.

7. Do you know why I am single? Generally, I am handsome and will not be considered.

Please don't call me single dog. My code name is Lone Wolf.

9. I am single because no one can easily deserve me as the successor of the proletariat.

10. I have been blessed by God since I was born. I advised God to get wet with rain and dew, but God wouldn't listen. Let me be single. Let me be single.

Tell me about single dog.

First, drink coffee, bitter. Happiness and sadness, but also feel the real touching thoughts and loneliness.

Second, being single is the seed of spring and full of hope; Being single is the scorching sun in summer, full of enthusiasm and brilliance; Being single is a fallen leaf in autumn, free; Being single is a snowflake in winter. Romantic love is not taking, but giving. Not a dream, not a delusion, love is not like this. It is a kind, honorable, harmonious and pure life.

3. In every love, there is a person who waits for that love silently forever. Maybe I'm the one. He doesn't expect you to give him a true love, just ask you to live a happy life. He doesn't expect you to think of him when you are bored, but please take good care of yourself!

Fourth, being single is sometimes not necessarily noble. Being single may be more free, but freedom also has a synonym called loneliness.

Fifth, waiting is an expectation. We are burdened with many people's expectations from birth, even when we are still embryos. With the expectations of parents, relatives and this big family, we grow up slowly while waiting. It is everyone's expectation that makes us live a healthy and happy life. The seeds of this expectation are in my heart, watered by the sunshine of love, and this kind of waiting is written in the eyes of my parents and friends. For this persistent waiting, we accumulated strength, we spread our wings and flew, we fell down in difficulties and bravely got up again.

6. I should understand that the story has slowly ended from the beginning. Why is it so painful and persistent? Now that I have left, I will never see you again!

What's wrong with being single? It is not that I am unpopular, but that I am happy, proud and free.

If I were a tear, I would fall on your lips and stay in your heart. If you were a tear in my eyes, I would never cry in my life, because I am afraid of losing you.

9. Stop calling yourself single dog. Dogs will die at your age.

I want to sleep forever, but I'm afraid I won't have you in my dream-you said you would take care of me all my life, but your life is so short.

If one day I get married and the groom is not you, will you come to my wedding?

Twelve, don't comment on other people's lives at will, maybe you haven't experienced what others have experienced.

Thirteen, waiting is a kind of expectation. We are burdened with many people's expectations from birth, even when we are still embryos. With the expectations of parents, relatives and this big family, we grow up slowly while waiting. It is everyone's expectation that makes us live a healthy and happy life. The seeds of this expectation are in my heart, watered by the sunshine of love, and this kind of waiting is written in the eyes of my parents and friends. For this persistent waiting, we accumulated strength, we spread our wings and flew, we fell down in difficulties and bravely got up again.

Love only one person at a time, and choose a single person worthy of love. Because I have loved, I am kind; Because you know, you are tolerant. Forgetting is a good thing, but don't forget those good people who helped you in trouble. Don't overestimate your strength in the group, because when you choose to leave, you will find that the sun rises even without you. You can forget the past, but you must let go.

Fifteen, a little lonely, a little painful, a little publicity, a little overwhelmed, a little need comfort. All right, open it. Kind of beautiful.

Sixteen, on this rainy night in late autumn, I am quiet and lonely.

Seventeen, single means a wrong end, a correct beginning. Being single means that you will no longer waste precious time and youth and do a useless job. Being single means a new burning, you just need to wait patiently for the man who is about to ignite you. Being single is just a simple multiple-choice question, A or B, crying or laughing, that's all. We are single, but calm.

Eighteen, how long is the lonely night, but because of your deep love for me, you forget that waiting is the original old life, but waiting calmly until the end of time.

Nineteen, she's single, so I'm guarding the city and myself. She's married, and I'm closed to the outside world. After she died, I demolished the city and committed suicide.

Twenty, many things in our life are actually waiting, waiting for a result we want, waiting for an emotion that belongs to us, waiting for a beautiful tomorrow, so our life is waiting.

Twenty-one, there are two me in the world, one pretends to be happy and the other is really sad.

22, learn to wait, you will learn to catch hope and learn to find the road to success; Learn to wait, let the stars shine in the sky of the soul, let the flowers of wisdom be fragrant and bright, and let the ocean of life be boundless.

No matter reading or playing games at night, remember to go to bed early, and no one will send you a text message to urge you to sleep on time.

There are two kinds of single people, one is carefree and bathed in youth, and the other is submerged in the pain brought by his predecessor.

If there is no next intersection, will we go to the end?

Twenty-six, some people are single because they are not serious about their feelings; And some people are single because they are too serious about their feelings.

Twenty-seven, the reason why I am single is very simple, that is, you are single, and I am waiting for you, waiting for us to be together again.

Twenty-eight, I am most afraid that I am full of joy to tell you the truth, but what you said.

29. Life needs to wait. Because what is waiting is reason and maturity; Waiting for courage and confidence; Waiting is strong and optimistic; Waiting for a thousand days, fighting for a while; Waiting is a blockbuster; If you don't fly, you will fly to the sky. Only in this way can our life be full of color and self-glory!

Thirty, some people, some things, do you want to forget, can you really forget?

Thirty-one, we live in the same warm water area, and we may occasionally be entangled by aquatic plants, but because of each other's warm breathing, I believe that none of them will be fast knots. If I say I love you, I will always love you. I wonder if you will believe me?

After you leave, tell him loudly that I love you, which has nothing to do with you. Love is your right. Say what you want to say, remember the past calmly, and then cry After crying, leave everything in yesterday and never touch it.

I am single. Tell me about single dog.

1, in fact, whether you are single or not, you don't need to explain who you are having an affair with …

There are always a few friends around you who have been supporting you, taking care of you and understanding you, so even if you are single, you are very happy.

3. Hehe, go out with friends. Others are in pairs, but they are single @

4. Actually, it's good to be single, and you don't have to explain who you are with.

5. It doesn't matter who you are single with.

6. quarreling with your girlfriend can win, and finally you are single! ! Lost together for a lifetime! !

7. Your hand is being held by others, but my palm is empty, the palm print is no longer clear, and I am submerged in tears.

8. Some people say that I am single, which is really funny. Everyone is a body. Are you catamaran? !

9. Valentine's Day belongs only to lovers, not to us who are single.

10 I want to tell you that singles are popular now.

1 1. It's Tanabata, please throw one for single students.

12, take a needle to the supermarket to tie a condom;

13, call to reserve a hotel big bed room;

14. Since I was single, my phone bill has been saved, my spirit has improved, and my heart has stopped hurting.

15, people are playing looking for your sister, and Tanabata will launch a search for your brother for single girls.

16, when going to KFC or McDonald's ... if there are many people ... one person occupies one seat ... mainly leaving no space. ..

17, if a person has been single for a long time, he will shed tears inadvertently, and it doesn't matter what will happen in front of everyone.

18, I may have been single for a long time. I saw a sow the other day. I think its eyes are very good. . .

19, single aristocrats are the most capitalist, because we are single.

Being single doesn't mean being vulnerable, but that you are strong enough to wait for the person you deserve #

2 1, there are many couples on the street, and singles are eye-catching.

22. I am single, and my single child wants to find someone he loves deeply.

23. I am single I am a condom in the national province.

24. Girls. Long live being single, but not guilty of being lovelorn. Most importantly, you love yourself more than anyone else. Because you are the only princess in the world.

25. I'm proud of being single. I'm the condom of the country.

26, the happiness of being single, even if I lose everything, I can pretend to be indifferent.

27, either love to get married or play, don't take it seriously or be noble and single.

28. Single aristocrat, gnome male-".

29. Single people's greatest contribution to the country is saving condoms.

30. If a person has been single for a long time, you can expect another person to share your life. You can also taste a unique journey of life: freedom, introspection and self-love.

3 1. Being single is about being beautiful and making money to support the family?

32. We organized a group to go to the movies, paid for tickets ourselves, and separated those couples!

The reason why I'm single is very simple. You're single, and I'm waiting for you, until we get together again.

34. If you are still single, enjoy it. You are single not because you are not good enough, but because no one deserves you at present.

I am single, I am proud, and I save money for myself.

36. Being single is better than lacking.

37. Women either love to get married, or they don't play seriously, or they are arrogant and single. Why use your youth to train other people's husbands so seriously?

My left hand is my right hand's best friend, and I always carry it in my pocket when I go out.

39. Sometimes it is better to be single, and no one can hurt you.

40. One day, we live in peace, and one day, we are no longer young.

4 1, being single is also a kind of enjoyment, and there is no need to explain who you are having an affair with.

42. You called my daughter-in-law, but you said to my face that you were single in the group. You're ridiculous, young man.

43. You can't wake people who pretend to sleep, and you can't stay if you want to leave.

44, I am single, I speak for the nobility! Oh yeah v

45. If the person you love leaves, it's not because you don't deserve it, but to tell you that you deserve better.

46. If you quarrel with your girlfriend, you will win. In the end, you will all be single.

47. There is a kind of singleness called "rather short than extravagant", and there is a kind of singleness called "just for someone".

48. Is there anyone like me who is single just to wait for someone? Although she has ignored me for half a year, I know I am stupid.

49. I deleted everything about you, but I couldn't delete your shadow in my heart.

50. Being single is not an aristocrat, but a kneeling clan.

5 1. Have you ever met a situation where no one wants to be with you when you are single, but when you find your other half, the number of people you admire increases?

52. Go to the supermarket and crush all the unsold chocolates, so that no one will send them!

53. "Singles, what is our slogan tomorrow?" "I saw a couple and tore them up."

54. Many things in our life are actually waiting, waiting for a result we want, waiting for an emotion that belongs to us and waiting for a beautiful tomorrow, so our life is just waiting.

55. I am single, I am proud, and I am a condom of my motherland.

56. Find a person who has a house, a car and no relatives to bid farewell to being single, and find a person who has no house, no money and no heart to give me scars.

57. Being single means the wrong end and the right beginning; Being single means waiting for a new burning; Being single means that you will no longer trust others.

58. Being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you are obviously single, but others think you are not single. +qq 282586679

Some people are single under the guise of love.

60. It's nice to be single! But mobile phones are lonely!

6 1, how many yellow leaves were knocked down by this bleak rain, and this bleak night hurt a few lonely hearts.

62. I'd rather be single than talk about feelings casually, because I don't want to run out of my best when I meet better people.

63. Either fall in love and get married, or be serious, or be arrogant and single.

64. There is a kind of singleness called waiting for only one person.

65. I used to like someone, but now I like someone.

66. The human heart, like a rock, also has holes penetrated by water drops.

67. Either you have always been proud of being single, or you are dedicated to one person.

68. People should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or play seriously, or be arrogant and single.

69. "What's it like to be single for a long time?" "Occasionally envy couples and occasionally rejoice in freedom."

70. I never envy any couple, because I believe they will always envy me when I am single.

7 1. Every Valentine's Day is a pain for single people. ! !

72. Have you found that excellent people are generally single?

73. Being single is very painful. Being single for a long time is more painful. I saw a sow the other day. I think its eyes are very good. ...

74. People who say "Long live single" will keep silent when they see couples.

75. Many times, one person's life is actually happier than that of two people.

When choosing a seat, you should know which side the sun will shine-no one will tell you secretly below.

77. [It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see two people]

78. There is a kind of singleness, which is to wait for someone and the right person.

79. Stop calling yourself single dog. This dog died at your age.

80. One kind is single, and the other is single, just for someone.

8 1, Tanabata, couples are all over the street, and singles are the most popular.

82. I finally know why I am single: people I like don't like me, but people I like don't know. If you like me, tell me and I'll chase you.

Dear, Singles Day is so hard! !

84. Being single is actually painful. Even when I saw a wild boar the other day, I thought its eyes were fine. ...

Don't try to reason with your girlfriend if you don't want to be single.

86. It is better to be single than humble love.

87. Happy Tanabata. Single baby is the most glorious.

88. Being single is the most attractive when couples are all over the street.

89. I am single, I am proud, and I am a condom of my motherland.

90, August 13 is tanabata, and there is still one month and eight days to end single.

9 1, I'm single, I'm proud, I'm a provincial condom.

92. Not everyone can live a strong and happy life.

93, the first part: envy and hate; Bottom line: emptiness, loneliness and cold; Horizontal criticism: paralyzing my singleness.

94. What's wrong with being single on Tanabata? Many couples, single eye-catching.

95. I am single, and I am proud that I am a mainlander.

In 1996, I was single and lonely. Single me, lonely 2B.

97. For single people, today is Tuesday at most, and the road is still long. Don't panic. For those who really love each other, every day is Valentine's Day. Wish you all the best.

98. Get married when you should, thinking of being single. You'll regret it in the end anyway.

99. I have been single for a long time and found that I will not love.

100, after the breakup. Don't tell anyone. I thought you would change your mind one day. But you can't wait to announce. You are single.