Tell me about all kinds of embarrassing things you have encountered in your life?

Some people say that the older people get, the more they like memories. Memories are not only because of nostalgia, but also because that time was so beautiful and wonderful.

There are many embarrassing things, which are listed below.

1. I spent my childhood in the village. I especially like to play with 50 cents a box of the Monkey King match cannons during Chinese New Year. My friends have various ways to put it in a bottle and throw it into the water. I tried to put it in cow dung, but after a while the gun didn't go off. I approached to try again, and the blown cow dung splashed all over me! Running all the way home was laughed at by the neighbors!

2. I lived in my grandmother's house for a while when I was a child, and learned to whistle and call chickens with my grandmother. Naive at that time, I thought it was a universal whistle, which could drive away all poultry and animals. So I drove away my neighbor's mad cow ... The mad cow rushed up and beat me away, and I still have a scar on my head. ...

In fact, it's still a little scary, because I still can't remember the hours after the cow topped me ... My mother said it might be shock and short-term amnesia.

3. Once, in the kindergarten class, the children were playing and the teacher was not there. I had an idea when I was playing with an eraser. Why don't we all play together and chop up the eraser with a knife and put it in my nose and ears? Whoever jams more will be worse. Then I won, and my mother took me to the hospital and put the eraser in my nose.

Go to the hospital to check rhinitis when you grow up. The doctor saw the X-ray and said I had a strange nose and a crooked bone.

I didn't know where I heard the word "sanitary towel" when I was a child, and I mistakenly thought it was "sanitary towel" = "paper towel". Once I went to buy paper towels. In order to install 13, I said to the shopkeeper, "auntie, I want to buy sanitary napkins." Aunt got a fright and asked me what to buy. I proudly said loudly: "Aunt, I want to buy a hand guard! Health! Towels! " Aunt asked me why I bought sanitary napkins at an early age. I said I want to wipe my mouth. Aunt handed me a packet of paper towels covered with black lines.

These are all embarrassing things in my life. There are too many of them. It's funny to think about it now.