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Can you tell me the reason? I've thought about it for a long time, and I hope you can answer it!

1. First of all, rabbits also have classes. Big rabbit is sick. In order to cure their disease, we must do whatever it takes, even sacrifice a rabbit as a drug guide.

2. The big rabbit was ill, but five rabbits died suddenly, obviously induced by drugs.

3. "Buy medicine" is actually slang, because in fact only some simple medicinal materials are needed, mainly to introduce medicine, so this "buy medicine" refers to killing rabbits used as drug introduction, and the three rabbits are killers.

4. Why do five rabbits do drug introduction? Because the doctor decides which rabbit is suitable for introducing drugs, the second rabbit is the doctor.

It can be concluded that two rabbits killed five rabbits with a knife. What is the explanation between them? Maybe it's killing, because of a female rabbit.

6. Who is the mother rabbit? Think about it, women love to cry, so Jiutu is a mother rabbit. Jiutu knows the truth, so she cries because she loves Wutu.

7. "Six rabbits" is obviously a sick sentence. How can a rabbit lift it? He was obviously carried, because he died, so he was carried. The two rabbits who carried him dug a hole and buried the body. Yes, seven or eight rabbits carried him!

8. Were six rabbits killed by seven or eight rabbits? No, he was killed by three rabbit killers. The third rabbit doesn't want to kill him. The fifth rabbit and the sixth rabbit have a very good relationship. They happened to be together, fighting together, so the third rabbit killed them together.

You will find that the relationship between the two rabbits is very delicate. 1-2 Big Rabbit looks like an emperor, and Second Rabbit is a villain who slanders him. 3-4 Three rabbits are killers and four rabbits are pharmacists. They all help others to abuse. Four rabbits often make some aphrodisiacs for the emperor to make him sick and cook rabbit medicine himself. 5-6 A pair of good friends often sing poems together and are not afraid of evil forces. Five rabbits are very talented. No wonder they are loved by nine rabbits and envied by two rabbits. Birds of a feather flock together, and Liutu is also very talented. It's a pity that they are all literati, and their martial arts combined have never hit three rabbits. 7-8 are also good friends, but they all belong to the type of falling with the wind. They will do anything to save their lives. The essence is not bad, but they are often accused of doing bad things by bad people. 9- 10 When a woman cries, there must be a man who loves her around, and she must cry for the man she loves. Unfortunately, the rabbit who loves her and the rabbit she loves are not a rabbit. Obviously, Ten Rabbits secretly love Nine Rabbits and care about her. When he saw her crying, of course he wanted to ask why.

9. The last analysis may be redundant. The thing is, three rabbits and five or six rabbits are fighting, and seven or eight rabbits are attracted. By the time they were killed, the three rabbits had no strength. Besides, July 8 is usually obedient and won't tell them. So the three rabbits spared the seven or eight rabbits and let them carry the six rabbits away and bury them. In July of August1year, my life was saved. Anyway, things happened and could not be redeemed, so I had to do it.

Postscript 1: Looking back at article 5, love to kill is not a random guess. Looking at the overall situation, both rabbits were strongly discouraged, but even so, there is one thing that he can't get, and that is true love. So, this is probably why he killed those five rabbits. Moreover, the five rabbits were honest and should have been fighting him all the time, so they began to kill them.

Postscript 2: In fact, the five rabbits died miserably, because they were crazy about him, so they didn't want him to become a normal person. Besides, the emperor ate the medicine of the pharmacist and was dissolute. Everyone should know his weakest point. The so-called "what to eat" should actually be the part of the five rabbits used as medicine. ...

Supplement of reasoning

(1) as a complete story, there must be a causal relationship. This story has fruit (that is, love kills people, which will be discussed below), but there is no cause, so it is incomplete. Why is Big Rabbit sick? Did illness for no reason lead to the following bloody case? Obviously not.

(2) Strictly logically, all the characters (rabbits) in this story are related, and each rabbit has a causal relationship (motivation) in order, such as: big rabbit and two rabbits, two rabbits and three rabbits, three rabbits and four rabbits (this has been roughly explained above, so I won't go further), but what do you think of 65438+

Conclusion:

According to the above inference, we all ignore the key point of this story, that is 10 rabbit. Why did he appear in this story? Is it just to draw a sentence from nine rabbits? Wrong, this is a premeditated murder case, and 10 rabbit is the mastermind of this case (not the two rabbits), and the other rabbits are all a pawn in his overall plan. The event process is roughly as follows (supplemented above):

(1) 10 Rabbit likes 9 Rabbit, but 9 Rabbit doesn't like him.

(2) Five rabbits and nine rabbits like each other.

(3) 10 rabbit jealousy

(4) 10 Rabbit is the closest person to Big Rabbit, and he knows the relationship between other rabbits like the back of his hand (that is, he knows what will happen if Big Rabbit gets sick) (for example, 10 Rabbit is like worship, and Big Rabbit is Kangxi).

(5) Rabbit is also a powerful figure in the DPRK, and 10 Rabbit can't dispose of him casually.

(6) So 10 Rabbit made Big Rabbit sick, and what happened was as described above. .....

So the main thread running through the whole story is 10 rabbit, which is the end of this story and the main reason of this story, so this logic is seamless. The name of the story is:

Kill with a knife!