It is shorter and funnier than humorous copywriting sentences.

Life needs some humorous sentences as seasoning. Share 36 short and funny sentences with you. 1. Guinness World Records? I can't lose weight. Record holder. 2. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well. I'm so fragile, I'm just a piece of seaweed. 4. I've been round a lot recently, because I'm much cuter. People still need to go out for a walk more, otherwise they don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home. 6. All the good-looking photos are mine, and all the bad ones are my failures. 7. What is love? For more than two yuan, I will buy spicy strips. 8. I want to commit suicide, so there will be no beautiful women in this world. 9. If the whole world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers. 10. I have some troubles now. I don't know how to describe it. Call it the princess's trouble for the time being. 1 1. I'm hungry for nine meals in three days, and even a small steel bar is fine. 12. I won't wash my hair from today. Let you see the snow in the south.

13. Many years ago, you said to cherish, I didn't lose weight. 14. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I will marry you. 15. Your neck is really cute, with a pig head on it. 16. One person does things, one person does things, and Xiaoding does things. 17. I'm a little unhappy today. Although you didn't cause it, can you apologize to me? 18. I hope I can subtract 20 from 100. 19. Look at your five senses, each with its own characteristics, and no one will obey anyone. 20. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil. 2 1. Your family is really poor. I said go to your house to play, and you said no way. 22. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card. 23. My partner said to give me 10 thousand yuan, like, get out. 24. After checking the balance in Alipay, my hanging heart finally stopped beating.

25. For the rest of my life, I will be thin and rich. 26. Examinations are like doctors. The first thing I want to say is that I tried my best. 27. I am so cold that I want to bow my head. I tell you, it's impossible! Unless there is money underground. 28. You are really good at spending money, or you can spend some money on me. 29. Other girls have good personality, good looks and good temper, while I have a good appetite! 30. Quit as a national performing artist. 3 1. When I am old, I want to add two malts to a glass of cold beer. 32. It's not that I love staying up late, but that I'm needed as a bright star in the dark. I want to have a long sleep, but you can tell me when I eat. 34. I'm so tired. Take a lucky netizen to carry everything for me. Come with me, and I'll get you a bowl brush when I have something to eat. 36. Recruit ten boyfriends online, and chat privately as the captain first. When you are unhappy, just look at these humorous sentences and smile. Ten years old. Short and funny sentences are better than humorous copywriting sentences, so I'll share them here.