Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - Describe the cold.

Describe the cold.

1, it's cold, if you can't give me a hug, then buy me a coat and have a private chat.

2. On such a cold day, don't say that going out to see you is true love, even if you are willing to reach out and call back your message.

The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

4. Winter: Wear as much as you can; Summer: Wear as much as you can. I once again discovered the power of Chinese.

You told me that it is most suitable to fall in love in winter, because love can make people warm.

6. It's cold, with a daughter-in-law holding her daughter-in-law and a husband holding her husband. If you don't have a date, wear more.

7. I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.

8. The weather is cold and the heating hasn't come yet. Taking a bath has become a big problem. I really don't want to take a bath.

9. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was so cold that I was unconscious.

10, lonely men and few women, girls say that coldness is actually a rogue behavior.

1 1, it's cold, he won't give you a hug, so you can only add your own coat.

12, the weather is cold like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

13, so cold, my heart is cold. Maybe this is the right season for me.

14, it's cold, don't send me information about adding clothes. If you really love me, please put the money into my Alipay, and only when you have money can you add clothes.

15, I am not cold, but my hands are cold.

16, it's too cold. Come to my bed and say anything.

17, it's cold, but I'm as cold as a clown, and no one warms my hands.

18, there is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

19, I won't return your message, I'm not cold, my hands are cold.

It is said that the wind is like a mother's hand, caressing us gently. Nima, today's wind is like a stepmother's hand, screaming to death with her mouth open.

2 1, don't forget to add clothes when it's cold, be careful not to catch a cold and take care of yourself, because no one will feel bad.

Dear baby, the weather has turned cold recently. Remember to soak your feet and drink milk before going to bed, then apply some hand cream and cover with a thick quilt.

23. It's cold, only coats, no hugs.

24. After you left, there was no warm hug and embrace. In this cold winter, you are always shivering with cold.

25. It's very cold. Remember to wear an extra coat. I told you to take it off for me when it's cold.

26. It's time for you to take a bath again. Everyone in the family thinks you died in the bathroom.

27. The weather is very cold. Don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.

28, the night is very cold, it is the day when the great cold comes. The cold and humid smell wraps around you and makes you breathless. Hehe, my hands are not in the mood, because my mood is frozen.