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Friends are very protective of calves. Tell me about it.

one

? A gentleman can bend and stretch, and a square can unfold and fold? ; ? The topic is slightly longer, don't hesitate, the routine is not deep, so why take it seriously.

two

In the world, except parents, who will love you unconditionally, love you and tolerate you? When I catch a cold, my father will say that I have taken my medicine and send it to me. I'm tired, my mother will say I'll go home soon, and I'll wait for you to eat what you like. When I fail, my father will tell me, it doesn't matter. Who has never failed? What's the big deal? Who else in this world will tolerate you so much? Under the eaves, you should learn to be flexible, and you should learn to swallow bitter water into your stomach. If I can, I want to buy a ticket without a destination, and go all the way, right or wrong, regardless of the future.

At this time, I just want to go home, complain to my father and cry in my mother's arms.

But I can't let people who love me worry. This is a responsibility.

three

Men are flexible, since God has given talents, let them work! , spin one thousand silver, all back! , come on!

four

I've had a little bad luck recently.

Colombia, Germany and Australia lost.

Portugal lost to Morocco.

Did I lose to Argentina?

Am I not fit to gamble?

Or is the World Cup taboo for me?

Do I really have to press it like my xjmm?

Can't you just leave me alone?

Forget it, just press it. Big girls can bend and stretch!

five

In my heart, no one is more important than myself.

My rudeness stems from my selfishness.

My selfishness comes from my growth.

My flexibility and endurance are the best skills I have learned and mastered.

In my eyes, you are nothing.

six

Migrant workers are really hard. They come and go in the rain. No matter whether it is windy or rainy or hot, they have to bite the bullet to make a living, although they are talking and laughing. It is not as good as working in Evergrande in the past, unlike the new construction site that needs to start from scratch now. But for love, no matter how hard and tired I am, I am willing. A man should be flexible!

seven

The Marvel superhero movie Ant Man 2: The Bumblebee Appears, produced by Disney, will land in overseas IMAX theaters on July 6th. Today, IMAX released an IMAX poster. As the most famous movie in Marvel comics? Flexible? Ant Man, the superhero, will fight side by side with the Hornet Girl who officially debuted this time, which makes Marvel comic book fans and IMAX fans look forward to it.

eight

People who always think they are dragons are worms all their lives, and truly flexible people are easy to become dragons.

Dragons have no hard bones. Compromise is the real art, compromise is everywhere, and the winner is not successful because of his sharp edge.

Success comes from compromise and hard work.

True great, pure and kind friendship is not blocked by the sea or mountains, and time will always prove it.

We may not meet each other, but the soul will always move forward calmly.

nine

I did a stupid thing yesterday. Since my attitude of admitting my mistake is not bad, and the leader forgave me, it's even turned over ~ Although everyone's face was a little strange when they saw me in the morning (really, smile happily), after all, my sister is resilient.

ten

When I was a child, happiness was a very simple thing;

When you grow up, simplicity is a very happy thing.

Accept all the facts without any emotion!

Three things in life

Hold your breath, bend over and raise your head.

1, weight:

It is the embodiment of wisdom, the precipitation of reason and the symbol of maturity.

Step 2 bend over:

Is to be humble and accommodating.

3. Raise your head:

In good times and bad,

eleven

I am quiet, neutral, generous and flexible, and my hair is not long. I'm trying to do something I didn't do.

twelve

? Men are indomitable spirit! ?

? A gentleman can bend and stretch! ?

? Don't kill me! I'm a writer! ?

thirteen

Really for the sake of the overall situation, a gentleman can bend and stretch, admire! However, owners with three incorrect views will probably never understand that it is a very unacceptable idea to learn from other countries to protect calves from brainlessness. Do you really think that publicly protecting calves means protecting 1km? A management group that loses credibility is absolutely incapable of really protecting a group for a long time. For a long time, the principle of Yikun Management Group has won my respect.

fourteen

Starting from 23 months, you will save energy when you take medicine. I'll tell you that you are ill and need to take medicine. You will feel better after eating it, and you will drink it well, even if it tastes bad, such as smecta and amoxicillin. I am particularly touched that you have become sensible. You will say thank you, dad, thank you, mom. Even if you do something wrong by accident, you will say you are sorry. I'm glad that you have grown into a flexible but not strong, insensitive, humorous sunshine warm man.

fifteen

As a warm-up from 100, I lost my temper. I think these are nothing, life, flexibility, watching people's hearts for a long time, people are doing things and watching, which is probably the mood. . It's a little too much to watch others drink ~

sixteen

It is not easy to sell badly. Even if Chibi was defeated, it was still not recovered. Just because I am too precious, I won a series of tricks of Pang Tong. Because I am afraid that my thoughts are the same as those of my predecessors, I will burn all the art of war that I have worked hard for many years. I couldn't stand Zhang Song's rudeness in front of him, so I hit him with a stick. Therefore, I still like him. I still remember the battle of Guandu, when Cao Cao was brave and fearless, Bao Guoan let him go.

seventeen

When I look here, I feel that Ji really, really needs Jacko. I can't live without him, I love it! ~ tracking this thing is simply. He can really do anything for Xiaojie. He is obviously a young master, but he is wearing an ugly green hat to follow people on a date. Really desperate. One can bend and stretch.

eighteen

Even if you live in a feather.

We should also stride forward.

Who is good to whom?

Who is the most important?

Have to hug one by one.

Remind yourself

Be a handsome guy who can bend and stretch.

nineteen

The ups and downs of the years have smoothed the rough edges and corners of his youth, such as being competitive, pushy, pretentious, boastful, drawing a sword to help when the road is rough, and even getting into trouble repeatedly. These have changed or converged, which has made him a flexible, patient, persistent, hard-working and desperate person, which has made his companions full of confidence in him and believe to follow him.

twenty

Look at you, Lao Wang

Before the disc arrives? After the dishes are served.

Flexible (? )

I am willing to always help Lao Wang receive express delivery! !

I can't wait to roll the disc with Lao Wang tomorrow.

twenty-one

Years of Jianghu experience tell me that you should be cheeky, smile, bow your head and have a good attitude. Flexibility is the king of survival,

Twenty Two

Fans, not idiots, accept any refutation and be flexible. Never accept a brainless black scold you to death.

twenty-three

Every time I see it, I feel sad to death. The most United outreach has changed. I can't be your partner anymore. I treat future employees and everything else in vain and fantasy. What I want to scold myself most is that I don't know how to pretend to be an actor, wronged myself and helped others. Choosing flexibility is really painful. Keep good memories and let this year have a happy ending.

twenty-four

This is not god's decision, but my own decision. Don't go against yourself, don't go against your original heart. When you make a decision, you have to bear the result. One can bend and stretch. It doesn't matter whether he is right or wrong. Do it!

twenty-five

? Sharp? Words can be big or small, and the world is bright;

? Bin? Words, capable of writing and martial arts, are talents;

? Card? Words, can go up and down, light fame and fortune;

? Quote? Words are flexible and blessed!

twenty-six

Why is this boy so flexible? I stood him up, hacked him, and now I'm teasing him.

twenty-seven

Probably, probably true.

I am not a flexible person.

A smooth person

Can't say soft words

Can't say anything nice.

Even lying to the teacher will make you feel guilty.

28

Zgxsc is getting closer. Many people question dzq's ability and position in the rap circle. When you see the black comments, don't stick to your own opinions, because you can't change them. When you leave an empty bottle, don't say that dzq can rap, and wait for the show to air and hit your face. The more you talk, the more people will look down on you. If you can bend and stretch a word, you follow his meaning. If it is too big, step on it. (for example. Comment: What is dzq's position in the rap circle? The standard answer is: no status, too lazy to think about it. ) I don't need to say such benefits. Anyway, dzq is very powerful. If we can't wake up the people who pretend to sleep, then we should let fewer people pretend to sleep. To sum up, the feeling of passers-by is very important, and black comments should not be hard.

Twenty-nine

Reach out, hold, release, receive, release and move freely. What is this? Freedom? . Flexible, affordable, not affected by the environment, no persistent greed. ? Freedom to do whatever you want. Is to keep taking, keep grasping, and take indefinitely. Dominated by the senses. Never satisfied, want to be rich but don't know what is rich.

thirty

Excessive kindness and tolerance can only become the willful capital of some people. Flexibility is ability. Be a man with backbone and be kind.

Thirty-one

It is a realm to combine work and life.

It is also a state to separate work from life.

It is also the ability to work hard.

Turn life into an empty nester, and there's no way out.

Have ideals and ambitions.

At what age and what kind of goal?

No anxiety, no dryness and flexibility.

We should also maintain an independent vision and consciousness.

Do not seek extraordinary wealth, but seek inner peace.

Thirty two

It's dark.

Old black, this should be the attack of black wife? Seemingly careless, in fact, he is very thoughtful, brave and witty, and will take care of people. He can make a proud and naive guy obey, which is the ideal type of killing.

The pattern of these two people can be bad friends, comrades-in-arms, or even booty friends, but they just don't look like lovers who can communicate seriously. After all, they are shameless people (X), but everyone can see that they are so in tune. If these two are together, it is estimated that there will be all kinds of sweet and greasy 18 taboos every day. And their only abuse is that they have not witnessed each other's growth and missed their youth. But maybe that's why they got together. Meeting the right person at the right time is a blessing from heaven.

So, by the way, I'll make up an ooc training ground:

Heiwei is in contact with Hechuan.

Xiaoyan: Did your own cabbage get arched or did your own pig arch someone else's cabbage?

Yingshan: I have tried very hard, but I still can't catch up with you. If the distance is too far, others will take it away.

Manager Niu: I thought you liked the opposite sex, so I held back. Do you have a time machine?

At this point, I have to admit and face up to it. I like Hechuan, whether he is up or down, left or right, I like everything he likes and likes.

thirty-three

An entrepreneur, knowing that business has its advantages and disadvantages, is more flexible when it comes to politics. He should be clear-headed, that is, he doesn't want them to be separated, and he won't turn illegal immigrants into legal immigrants from now on.

Thirty four

I am good at apologizing. If it is my fault, I can apologize. I'm not fucking flexible, so I've been fucking flexible!

Thirty-five

Zhou Ji Xia Tian

Although water is a cold thing, it has a kind heart.

It never takes part in combat and does not pretend to be profitable.

Nourish everything in the world, but don't take it from everything.

retire after winning merits

Fog seems ethereal, but it has the freest self.

Gather clouds and rain and turn them into tangible water.

Scattered without a trace, wandering in the world.

Retire after success, which is the highest level of success.

Thirty-six years old

A gentleman can bend and stretch? I want to be a good servant to my teacher.

Thirty seven

But I always remember that I am a proud baby Dee. I have to make my own things so that others will not eat me? Maybe I am a tough guy, but why don't I be my own hero? This is a glorious failure. For me, how can I say failure?

Thirty eight

Lucky people can stand loneliness, stand loneliness, be flexible and take your time.

39 years old

The longer you walk, the more you will find out what attitude you should have under what circumstances. If you can be flexible, it proves that you are much more mature in dealing with people.

forty

A man should be flexible, know how to advance and retreat, learn to be modest and generous when dealing with people, and be convenient for himself. Letting others go is also letting yourself go. Knowing how to bow your head and not giving up is to reduce troubles and make yourself relaxed. You should know that bowing your head in time is not a sign of weakness or helplessness, but a far-sighted choice. Take a step back and give way, and you will have a chance to reach the finish line faster.