Father's message to his newborn son

2. Get rich overnight and have a little daughter.

I am glad to have your son, and my mother and son are safe.

I solemnly declare to you that I am a father, a father, a father, a father.

5. I finally waited for you, mom's armor and weakness.

6. After a night of tossing, my mother worked hard! Mother and child are safe and grateful!

It is reported that a large group of children are coming to our mountain.

8. There was a loud noise in the sky and my doll appeared. Dangdang Dangdang, 8 kg fat girl, mother and daughter are safe!

9. Comrades who have given birth to daughters, look after your cabbage. I added pigs to kill today.

10. 10 months ago finally arrived today.

1 1 .8 Jin, six big fat babies, start saving up for a wife!

12. The baby has been born. In order not to eat Sanlu milk powder, please take the money quickly!

13. Finally, the goods were unloaded smoothly. Thank you for your concern.

14. Hey, girl, don't be afraid. Dad will always protect you in this life.

15. Good news and bad news: The good news is that a son was born today, and the mother and son are safe. The bad news is that you must send toys, baby clothes and milk powder to our government in the near future. You can send money, and offenders will be prosecuted.

16. From some time today, my wife will start sleeping with someone else's husband. I have to wait, wash, change clothes and take a shower happily.