I am narcissistic in front of the mirror.

Narcissistic humorous sentences in front of the mirror (I) 1. The subway said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off the bus decisively because I was about to explode.

I really envy you that there is a handsome and witty me in your friend list.

3. Why? Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me?

Recently, people always call me cute. I didn't figure out who leaked the news all night.

If no one in the world wants you in the future, you must remember that there is still me, and I don't want you.

6. I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing appearance really can't be quiet.

7. The lovely me has long since disappeared, replaced by a more lovely me.

8. The story told today is not far from now. If you have an old man at home, you can go back and ask him-during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period …

9. Don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend.

10. It's a waste of your sneaky eyes not to be a bad guy.

1 1. I'm really bored. Why am I so beautiful? Really annoying

12. Be a low-key person, as handsome as I am, not what I said.

13. Do you know how to hurt a person? Is that people who work hard are kind to her. If she pulls it out suddenly, she may cry.

14. Some people said I was handsome, but I smiled because I was more handsome when I smiled.

15. I don't want to be liked, I just want to be an attractive villain.

16. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.

17. If you are jealous, don't give up. If you are envious, please continue. Today is a good day to go out and release your handsomeness.

18. Life is a book. A fool reads it in general, but a wise man reads it carefully, because the wise man knows that he has only one chance to read it. Last time, a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

19. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm handsome and low-key!

20. A man was so handsome that he alarmed the local government. The local authorities reported to the Central Committee for emergency consultation and awarded the most handsome medal!

2 1. feelings are like this. If you hurt others, whether intentionally or unintentionally, someone will always hurt you.

22. Brain cells began to rebel and get out of control.

I am narcissistic and humorous in front of the mirror (part two) 23. I am handsome, with thin eyes and a well-proportioned figure, like a star. I passed the international ISO handsome guy system certification for the first time, and there are hints; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

24. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

25. "Do you want to cut a whole pizza into 8 pieces or 12 pieces?" "Eight dollars, I can't eat 12 dollars."

26. I: Yushu is facing the wind, majestic, and the eyebrows are shining. I am kind, handsome and absolutely beautiful. I am also a bronze complexion, with strong body and strong arms, soft outside and rigid inside, docile in the wild and dissolute in the melancholy. I am just a role model for men and a gospel for women.

27. What I thought would last forever was actually just an accidental meeting.

28. Call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent fools.

29. My only shortcoming is that I have a lot of money. Now I don't even have my only shortcoming. It's almost perfect.

30. When I was a child, my teacher asked me to explain those words: handsome boy? I'm confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!

3 1. Now I, you love to ignore me. Remember. In the future, you can't afford me.

32. Be a low-key person, just like I am too beautiful to say it.

33. Don't challenge my sister's skill with the speed at which you throw the video!

34. I am handsome, with thin eyes and a well-proportioned figure, like a star. I passed the international ISO900 1 Handsome guy system certification for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

35. Some people say I am handsome, but I laugh. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, lovely and generous. You fucking call me handsome?

36. The mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave!

There are two kinds of people in the world who are the most charming: one is like me, and the other is like me.

38. I said it was best to break up that day, and you begged me not to leave. I let go of your hand and said that we will still be friends in the future.

It doesn't matter who your yesterday belongs to, as long as today belongs to me.

40. A girl praised me for being thin today, so I slapped her in the face. Can't you see how handsome I am?

4 1. It is always too easy to trust others, so I am willing to be cheated.

42. A beautiful person like me was found by the teacher as soon as she was absent from class.

43. Look in the mirror and say, Hey, it's still beautiful without looking in the mirror. The mirror exploded.

44. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, I am beautiful and I am casual.

Mosquitoes always stare at the humorous sentences I bite.

Mosquitoes always stare at me and bite people (I) 1. A boy with big underpants bitten by mosquitoes.

2. Mosquito, mosquito, the family wants you to bite. If it itches less than one square, you quit your job and have a baby. That's different when you're full. You'll never get away.

3. mosquito meat is also meat.

4. The runaway mosquito kissed me all night and looked at the red and protruding "hickey" in the mirror. I can only look at your * * with deep affection and ask you with bitterness, are you the reinforcements sent by the monkey?

5. The stunt of fighting mosquitoes has finally been practiced! !

6. I was bitten by a mosquito last night and doubted my life. And it rained and thundered last night, so I couldn't sleep and my mood went down all the way.

7. I was speechless. I was bitten by a mosquito on my face and had to get up and light a plate of mosquito-repellent incense.

8. Mosquitoes are fast-forwarding. Don't let them get away.

9. Familiarize yourself with the "Three Character Classics" and outsmart the "vampires".

10. Mosquitoes are hungry in broad daylight and occasionally fly out to suck a few mouthfuls of blood. After enjoying themselves, they ran away in a hurry and hid under the shelter of boxes and cabinets. Night is the world of mosquitoes.

1 1. I was bitten by mosquitoes twice a night, and then I woke up with a nightmare, but it was okay. Every time I wake up from a nightmare, I want to sigh that it is a dream. It's good to be alive.

12. Staring at my bag again, I didn't sleep well all night. This body is very tired.

13. I haven't been bitten so badly by mosquitoes in my memory since I was born. Isn't it early autumn?

14. A mosquito bit a big bag on his eyelid! Then I woke up and said I couldn't open my eyes, but I didn't have time to take pictures.

15. I haven't been bitten by mosquitoes all summer this year, but I was bitten by 10 yesterday, and all of them have been mended. Now I feel itchy all over, so there is no hatred.

16. On a summer night without mosquito-repellent incense, I "fought" mosquitoes like this!

17. The mouth is light and the voice is similar. I don't know that after the blood is full, life is in the hands of people.

18. Did you duel with mosquitoes today?

19. A mosquito bit my fingers in a big bag. Maybe I fell in love with the smell of Shu Fujia.

20. On the first night of moving, I was awakened by mosquitoes, with only eighty or ninety bags on my body.

2 1. Don't talk, I'm filming mosquitoes.

22. As soon as Xiao He showed his sharp corner, mosquitoes had already stood on it.

23. The eyelids were bitten by mosquitoes and then swollen. What a melancholy look!

24. I am like a lonely psycho. Every little thing seems to be shared with others, such as losing a few pounds, being bitten by mosquitoes, and dreaming last night, perhaps because I have no friends.

25. After I finish this bottle of insecticide, take a bite!

26. Being bitten by mosquitoes in the middle of the night and spraying toilet water is really enough. I am listless and refreshed in the morning.

27. Have a heart-to-heart talk with mosquitoes, be reasonable, be emotional, and influence them to be vegetarian.

28. Good night, I have arranged for mosquitoes to kiss you for me.

29. I fought with a mosquito all night and was covered in bags. I was bitten by a mosquito, woke up to go to the toilet, sprained my ankle and fell red! Compared with mosquitoes, my fighting capacity is slag, and I refuse to accept my complete failure!

30. Don't mess with me, I live like a mosquito.

3 1. The next day, the foot bitten by mosquitoes was scratched and scratched until it hurt. Mozzie doesn't know.

32. How time flies! When I arrived in early autumn, I felt a little cool. When will mosquitoes disappear completely? Xiong Wa was bitten by seven or eight bags this morning.

33. It's the season of slapping yourself in the middle of the night and then looking bloody.

34. Have a nice trip. May there be no mosquitoes in heaven.

35. On a sultry summer night, I didn't sleep, listening from a distance and buzzing about who the guests were.

36. Mosquito's eyebrows are self-supporting, and snail's horns are struggling. If you want to do nothing, who knows that ants are sincere.

You can't talk loudly, lest you disturb other people's dreams.

38. I woke up in the morning and found a mosquito in the mosquito net. After being killed, I found that it didn't bite me. It seems to know that people are not allowed to bite in mosquito nets.

39. Lucky: Ma Ma, look, two mosquitoes are fighting! Mom: Where? Lucky: I'm kidding!

40. When night comes, how many mosquitoes die.

4 1. Don't think applause is encouragement, and so are mosquitoes!

42. If you apply a layer of crane crest red on your body, mosquitoes will be poisoned when they fall on your body.

43. I slept all day yesterday, and now I'm miserable. I am not sleepy at all. I still want to be bitten by mosquitoes, but I can't.

44. Then, I heard a buzzing sound. Mosquito is in the corner. I had to use a trick: because the mosquito is in the corner, there is no road on its right, and it will definitely escape to the left. If I hit the left directly, I will definitely catch it. I walked along the corner and slapped hard, haha! I finally got rid of this mosquito, yeah!

45. Mosquitoes were killed and no one complained.

46. It's probably the feeling of being bitten by a mosquito and having all your eyelids cut off.

Humorous sentences about narcissism in the mirror

Humor about narcissism in the mirror 1. Go straight to the red line, stop at the red line, and not a leaf in the flowers will touch you.

2. Every morning, I wake up by myself. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life.

I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a charming deskmate who is very witty and selflessly spreading laughter and love.

4. When I left, China seemed to have lost his soul.

No one urged me to sleep, and no one said good night to me. I really can't sleep.

6. I'm not in the city, please don't walk around me!

Call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent fools.

8. Life is a mobile person, and death is a mobile soul. Is it impossible for me to die with Unicom?

9. I want to keep a low profile, but they always applaud and yell at me.

10. The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my beautiful face.

1 1. I am me, different fireworks.

12. Don't be infatuated with me. Brother is just a legend. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

13. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.

14. People are not bad, but they are handsome and have no shortcomings!

15. Farting is the best way to verify whether love is transformed into affection.

16. If I die, how will you live?

17. Being a human being is really tiring. It has been beautiful for more than ten years and will continue to be beautiful.

18. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If it is a mistake to be cool, then I have made mistakes again and again; If you are smart, you will be punished. Then I'll be chopped to pieces.

19. Thanks to my thin body, I can count my ribs when I am sad. 202 1 latest classic.

Whenever someone asks me what to do, I will say that I will do it to the end.

2 1. Once I was really bored and sneaked out of the house at night. If I see a female animal, I'm going to run away. Who knows that after I went out, no one came after me except a scream. I looked back carefully and they all fainted on the beach. ......

22. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I said it was me.

23. I treat you as a friend one by one, but you treat me as a goddess.

24. Am I handsome?

25. I am always alienated by ordinary people because I am too handsome. You see, nobody looked at it when I was talking.

26. How can a handsome guy who goes deep into the bone marrow not make you abnormal?

27. I don't want to be likable, I just want to be an attractive villain.

28. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.

29. I found myself looking particularly beautiful after washing my hair, fresh and free and easy!

30. Don't press the video until it comes up. You think your TV, if you press it, people will go out. Call me if you need anything, and call me if you don't need anything.

3 1. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me beautiful and lovely behind my back. Are you bored? Like no one knows.

32. I choose to give up you because I love you deeply and I am lost in love.

33. I can kill you with the keyboard, or I can shame you with my beauty.

Before you come near me, you should think clearly. I have nothing but good looks.

I want to be a woman in my next life and marry a good man like me.

36. It is not convenient to go out in such a strong wind. I am so cute. If I accidentally blow it into someone's arms, they won't return it.

37. I really envy having a handsome and witty me on your friends list.

38. Being a handsome boy is tiring, I really know that.

A short sentence describing the gentleness of the evening breeze, treating 46 sentences.

The evening breeze blows gently, stirring the flames rising in Ran Ran, flying like a burning flag.

The evening breeze is still blowing in my face, and I feel uncomfortable.

Wandering like this, when I listened to the rustling of trees in the evening breeze, the memory of wandering tore my heart.

4. Is the night wind the cutest child at night? It gently and quietly floats with light and transparent feather clothes, and everywhere it goes, it is filled with faint fragrance in an instant.

After thinking about a hundred copywriters, they are not as good as the birds singing in the breeze at the moment. Let's blow the night breeze together sometime.

Hanging in the sky is like hatred, and the moon rises to give people coolness and softness. People are drunk in the breeze, and their ears are full of poetry and painting. It's hard to miss a beautiful woman, but it's more worrying to smell the fragrance all over the place. When will you be born as a flying wing, and you will travel in the corner of the earth.

7. The forest farm at dusk is so comfortable. Touched by the evening breeze, it bid farewell to the sunset.

8. Whoosh, the evening breeze blows my hair and into my heart.

9. The spring breeze in Jiang Nanan is green. When will the bright moon shine on me?

10. Students who come home late are in a hurry, and even the cold evening breeze can't keep up with their desire to go home.

1 1. Blow the wind through Lin Nakakoji, blowing away young people's thoughts.

12. The gentle evening breeze makes people comfortable, and a new story will start in summer.

13. Cook a bowl of glutinous rice balls for you, add happiness, and wish you the warmest wishes for the Lantern Festival. Let the evening breeze in early spring blow your heart, let the bell ring my thoughts gently, and wish you a happy Lantern Festival and a happy life.

14. Ye Yan follows the morning dew and is fragrant. Why don't you wait until it's over before you know it's empty?

15. The sunset and evening breeze in Xu Lai are so cool and fresh (if not always so fragrant).

16. All the troubles and sorrows were taken away by the evening breeze at the last beautiful moment of the day, and the heart was as cool as drinking spring water.

17. Your figure is drifting away, leaving only the grass and the ancient road outside the pavilion. The setting sun outside the mountain reflects half the sky, the evening breeze blows willows, and piccolo plays another song. ...

18. Just when the evening breeze was slightly cool, I looked up at the pale bend in the rain, with no end at my feet. Often I don't know how to get there at this time. I can only vaguely recall my past journey, how many times I have experienced, I will stay, I will wander and I will be sad.

19. As long as you can get out and go to this cool park, you will temporarily forget your work, forget the tension and depression of life, and feel more or less relaxed!

20. Walking numbly off the bridge, the crescent moon slowly climbed down the treetops and trembled slightly in the evening breeze.

2 1. Wide palm leaves, swaying slightly in the evening breeze, and the shadows of the trees are like beauty. Mo Yan

22. The wind wrinkled a pool of spring water. -Feng Yansi's "Golden Gate"

They bathed in the refreshing evening breeze, looked at the starry night sky and talked about this year's harvest. Laughter and laughter kept dancing on the calm water like waves.

24. Feel the beauty in your heart and ask the evening breeze of your thoughts. Everyone who walks in your heart is destined, or the horizon you yearn for is your own picture. It is the light of missing scattered in your heart, facing each other from a distance.

25. The soft evening breeze blows the curtains on the window, unfolds the books, gently picks up the new marks and old dreams between the lines and brings them to the brow.

26. Motherly love is like an unknown drizzle in the spring night, like the evening breeze through the forest, like every ray of sunshine in the morning, accompanying your casual time.

27. Under the breeze, the children looked up at the sky, waved their little hands and counted the stars.

28. A short pavilion connected with a long pavilion, a desolate city with a long ancient road, my love, do you know that my heart at this time is a prospect crushed by the evening breeze?

29. It's hot in summer, and good luck keeps coming! Starry sky, everything is happy! The sun is shining in the sky, and good luck is coming! The evening breeze gently blows willows, and the happy people go with you!

30. Thousands of miles away in Huang Yun, the sun is shining and the north wind is blowing snow. -Don't Be Big

3 1. The cold night wind I mentioned came in from every crack in this hastily nailed house, spraying sand and rain on the floor constantly.

32. lyre, Qingshi Road. The evening breeze is like a bell, and the setting sun is not old. Xiao Di, arrogant in Tsing Yi, hasn't finished yet.

33. I left quietly, just as I came gently. I waved my sleeves and didn't take away the lingering night in the evening breeze.

34.-Inscription I miss you with a song. The evening breeze fills the air, clouds and smoke curl up, and the past lingers around my reflection with the wind, refusing to leave for a long time.

35. Leave your eyes to the scenery and your weight to the food.

36. How like a mother, the evening breeze closely follows her son's footsteps.

37. It will be clear when you get home at night. You can't catch a cold at the beginning of a pillow. Su Shi

38. The north wind blows white clouds, and Wan Li crosses the river.

39. The evening breeze in early summer blew, and the canoe by the river was full of dancing chestnut flowers. Looking back, the whole mountain top is like snow, covered with the crown of milky white flowers, and the sweet aroma of chestnut flowers floats in.

40. Trees are like ghosts. The evening breeze blew, and the moonlight shone quietly on the ground through countless leaves, constantly flashing.

4 1. The flirtatious willow hangs its tiny branches and leaves in the water. Are you looking for the dream that was precipitated under the starry sky like me? Jinliu is still there, but she is not the bride in the sunset. The aftermath is dim and gently wrapped by the evening breeze.

42. Yesterday evening, the wind was very light, and the sun was blinded by smog, showing blood red. After the end of autumn, I walked into the Egret Garden. The weeping willows are still green, leaving only the lotus flowers and green leaves in the pond, as well as stumps and dead leaves. How similar the corruption in the pond is to the corruption in the officialdom! The residual lotus leaves sunset, although somewhat sad, more is loss and melancholy.

43. There are many beautiful things in the world, such as gentle evening breeze, sunset glow in the evening and sparkling cola. You have to believe that you deserve all the gentleness in the world.

44. Thus, in the evening breeze, the chrysanthemums in front of us are as poetic as they were then: Gao Huai is looking forward to the early Chongyang Festival, and the fence outside the threshold is the hometown. There is no complaint in the autumn wind, and it is better to dream and laugh at frost. ...

45. The evening breeze blows the streamer, the bright moon is accompanied by thoughts, and the feelings are intoxicating. Open your heart with a touch of tenderness in the quiet moonlight. Listen to the dribs and drabs of missing.

46. The wind usually blows in the morning and weakens at night.