Shoot a funny sentence.

Example: Society can really change people. I used to be an excellent person at school, but now I am a good person. This is what the girls told me.

1. Life never makes me comfortable. It always slaps me every once in a while to remind me that if I make another mistake, I'm dead.

I had a very unrealistic dream last night, dreaming that I became a multimillionaire. This is not a good sign. Really, it is usually hundreds of millions.

3. Staying up late can prevent Alzheimer's disease, because staying up late can effectively prevent you from living to old age.

The TV said that there would be radiation when the mobile phone was placed under the pillow, which scared me to turn off the TV and throw away the pillow.

5. Be sure to remember those people who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in such heavy dark circles and poor skin.

6. Every time I finish eating hot pot, my clothes will be very delicious, so I suggest not to wear clothes after eating hot pot.

7. On the way, I met my dad to buy lottery tickets. I asked him, "Dad, how are you going to spend it when you win the grand prize?" As a result, my dad glanced at me: Why do you care so much? What do you care?

8. Why do you buy clothes every year and have nothing to wear every year? Because you have more temperament every year, last year's clothes don't deserve you this year.

9. A classmate said to the teacher, "Teacher, what you teach is useless." As a result, the teacher replied: I don't allow you to say that about yourself.