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Classic Quotations and Lines of TV Series Tomb Raider Notes

Introduction: Born in? Old nine doors? Wu Xie (Yifeng Li), a distinguished family, was killed by foreign grave robbers in an action to protect national cultural relics because his parents were archaeologists. The Wu family sent him to Germany to study in order to protect Wu Xie's safety, so Wu Xie was right? Archaeology? This profession has an innate interest. In the process of treasure protection, he accidentally obtained a silk book of the Warring States period that recorded the secrets of the ancient tomb, in order to unlock the secrets of the silk book before the unknown forces and protect the cultural relics in the ancient tomb from infringement. Under the guidance of silk script, Wu Xie follows his uncle Wu Sansheng (Ken Chang), Pan Zi (Wei Wei) and mysterious brother Zhang Qiling (Yang Yang) to explore the secrets of the Seven-Star Lu Palace. In the ancient tomb, Wu Xie met Wang Pangzi (Liu Tianzuo) who came to explore and saved the unidentified A Ning (Tang Yan). After the exciting events, people discovered more unsolved mysteries. Wu Xie and others embarked on a new journey of exploration while fighting against unknown forces?

? Classic Quotations of Tomb Raider Notes Ⅰ? What is more terrible than ghosts and gods is the human heart. & lt This sentence is the most philosophical >? Kirin smiled and Yan made a detour. & lt This sentence is the most domineering >? Those who stand by you in times of crisis are not necessarily as rich as you, and those who betray you in times of crisis are not necessarily invisible. Things have changed, but couples are encouraged by it. ? The first thought that I was really afraid of was to take off my clothes and go outside. It's not my own face anyway. ? I'm a gangster, I'm a gangster, I follow the wind, I follow the wind? Don't wash sand if you are afraid of ghosts. Since I'm in this business, it's not much fun without encountering some strange things. The growth of people is a process of losing happiness. ? Send Third Master to the old place, and count me in when you meet Guiqiu. & lt Xiaohua's domineering side leaked >? Such people are either too courageous or too narrow-minded. ? Pan Zi is a vicious dog, a vicious dog that can only be chained by Third Master. Third master is not terrible. But there is a madman under the third master who is not afraid of death. Listen to the third master. So, don't offend the third master. ? Pan Zi immediately stopped in front of me and said to them? Come if you want to die, one knife at a time, and I will be a grandson if I don't kill you in three minutes. ? ? What did the fishmonger want to scold? Pan Zi immediately added: Don't talk back, you will die. ? ? Some masks can't be taken off after being worn for too long.

? ? "Tomb Raider Notes II" hilarious quotations? That watch was given to him by his first lover when he was in the northeast. He took it as his life and took it out when he was drunk? Look at that cuckoo, screaming, screaming. I asked him what your old lady's name was. He thought for a long time and even cried, saying I fucking forgot? Yes Old itch? What you said is true, but it's a pity that you came too late. My father traveled to the west last year. If you want to find him, go back and cut your pulse! Wu Xie? ? This is the mask that Lu wore at the earliest sacrifice. What kind of people must be buried in this tomb, with a very special identity, perhaps more than the emperor at that time? And honor. ? I blurted out:? The emperor's father? Uncle, Wu Xie? Building villas in barren hills is either overseas Chinese or grave robbery. Uncle? Didn't you say that little brother's blood tastes worse than mosquito repellent? Why is it useless? Fat paper? I don't think this zongzi can swim. Anyway, I don't know the name of the zongzi in this bucket. Is it called sea zongzi? ? What about jiaozi? Uncle? Fat man is furious:? Why do you talk so much nonsense? If you drink this stupid wine, the Dragon King will definitely take your boat away. ? ? Say that finish, he took out a bottle of spirit Erguotou from his bag and handed it to the boatman. Come on, change it for the dragon king! This? It's called the North-South wine cultural exchange. See, Red Star Erguotou, good thing, you don't know what is good and what is bad. ? ? Fat paper? The fat man saw that he was the most annoying and scolded: Zongzi! ? He was stupefied: Zongzi? Jiaxing Wufangzhai Zongzi? Fat paper, bottles? It really feels a little weird this time. The behavior of the jar seemed to show us the way, but I didn't say anything. A word? Follow me? Yes Wu Xie? The fat man scratched his back and said that he had to catch his breath by hanging himself. It happened so fast that I couldn't say it right away. You have to wait for me to organize the language. ? ? He turned his head, pretending to be a woman's voice, saying that Aijia was fucking combing her hair ~, and combing her hair wouldn't kill her. What are you nagging about? Fat paper? The fat man said:? Take a shower? Why do you ask? This is a personal question and I can't answer it. Fat paper? Stuffy oil bottle stare blankly for a moment, the fat man also let out a cry and said: So you city people are very fragile. What the hell? Sinus and toner. You might as well bring a deck of playing cards next time, so that we can hoe a big D when we are trapped. ? Of course, I can't take this kind of thing with me. I will put two mouthfuls of saliva on the fat man's back, and I will put gloves on him. Wu Xie? The fat man said:? You can't do it without grinding. The ancients said that as long as you work hard, the iron pestle will be ground into a needle. ? ? Come on, you coarse iron pulp sliver, why don't you grind it to a date? I said:? In 20 minutes? The tide is low, and when you finish grinding, we will be finished. ? Fat paper, Wu Xie? The fat man said:? So how do we wait? What shall we do if they don't come in? Waiting for a lifetime? Doesn't it become Xisha Sea? At the bottom of the tomb of the living dead, a captain who touched gold disappeared from the river and lake. ? Fat paper? Lao Yang took a bite of the tortilla and said, "You have to answer me a question first." . Lao Wu, you said we found this? If the government is notified, can it be named after us? Old itch? Suddenly, a fragrant wind blew, and the woman's arms suddenly fell on my shoulders. I was stunned, and the whole person was scared stiff? At this time, I tried hard, and my body also hit it hard. When I heard something bad, I shouted in my heart, buddy? Now it's your wife who won't let me go, not that I treat her lightly. Don't make a mistake! ? Wu Xie? ? Of course, the fat man's feet stink, which makes him bored and bored. He just called her "big sister"? You are so beautiful, why are you so thin? Look at your two trouser legs. There are lanterns hanging in the crotch by the wind, and there are two inside. Propeller, you can fucking generate electricity by wind. Fat paper? My brain is almost completely confused, and countless ideas come out in a second. Is this a snake? After Band 6, who graduated from school to learn snakes? Is this cockscomb snake really a human being, or is it just a thinking snake? ? Wu Xie? We're going to appear as a trap quotation brocade- Maybe we can set a trap to lure her here. ? I said. ? How are you going to seduce? ? Sexy? The fat man said grumpily:? Why don't the three of us take off our clothes and wander in the Woods at the same time? I'm afraid of Jin Wen? Not so good, is it? Snake marsh ghost town? What scares people is that these bodies are found with blue skin, wide mouths and fangs in them. ? ? These may not be human. ? The fat man looked at it and said, Look at this tooth. A wave can take a person's face away. ? ? Wu Xie, Fat Paper? It was dark and I didn't know what my body was doing. If it just keeps sitting up, lying down and exercising its abdominal muscles, I don't have to be afraid of it, for fear that it will come unappreciative. Wu Xie? The fat man said:? I didn't say this ghost must be a woman, too This neuropathy can be divided into aggressive and non-aggressive. Maybe your uncle is normal in front of him, but behind him he is embroidering with rouge. Fat man said knock at the door? Lanhuazhi, I said with a funny face: You think it's Dong Fangbubai, and it's embroidered. You make no sense. ? ? Fat paper, Wu Xie? I suddenly realized what was wrong. Hey, why does this snake speak with a Changsha accent? ? Could it be that this is a cockscomb snake whose ancestral home is Changsha, and it came to the home country of the west to support the construction of the west? ? At that moment, a very outrageous idea flashed through my mind, and I suddenly wanted to ask it: Are you sent by Hunan Satellite TV? ? Wu Xie? The fat man sighed: It's a pity that we can't go up and have a look, or the elixir of life may be on it. Let's eat a dozen, or directly? Going to the moon, I wonder how Chang 'e has been recently. ? ? I patted the fat man and sighed. You finally let the cat out of the bag, Marshal Tian Peng. No wonder I think your figure looks so familiar. ? ? Fat paper, Wu Xie? I don't like your blood. How natural people used to be. They eat pesticide-free food and drink pollution-free food. Water, then the whole is the blood of farmers? A little sweet. How are you now? Are you bleeding, man? Old people will definitely get food poisoning if they drink it, so this is a bluff. ? Old itch? Ye Chenggong hung on my head and was badly smashed. I grabbed him and asked if there was anything wrong. He replied that I had lunch. I'm so stupid. ? Wu Xie? Fat man:? It's so easy. Hey, fatty, I'm really talented. How do I get along with you ordinary people? There is a gap. I'm telling you, listen carefully. It costs 3000 yuan to kill an enemy. This is a battle between bananas and elephants. ? I looked at the fat man and scolded, what are you talking about, the fight between bananas and elephants, what is this, you tell me? How can bananas and elephants kill one enemy and lose 3 thousand? Fat man:? The elephant was crushed to death. ? Wu Xie, Fat Paper? That fat man is at the bottom. We all threw bricks at him and heard his groans coming from the pile of bricks: "Still insisting? I almost touched the thigh root and I caught it. Get me out of there! Otherwise, you fat man, my penis will be gone! " ? "That's my hand!" Pan Zi aside to lambaste! ? "I depend!" The fat man growled, "Don't you fucking hooligans pick a time?" Pan Zi, Fat Paper? ? What did you do before? You also know this craft. ? ? The fat man said, I'm telling you, you always forget, who can't do needlework in the countryside, and you have to take pictures without dad's beating and mom's pain? Take care of yourself. ? But this guy's skin is really stitched for the first time. Do you think I should sew some patterns on it, or this guy? It feels too monotonous. ? Fat paper? Think everyone loves me when I'm fat, and I'll always be fat when birds see birds? Old man, shall we ride this dog next time? I'm afraid this dog is enough! ? Wu Xie? Three people were silent, and the fat man frowned and hesitated. In this way, are all the female snakes hanging down? Covet our beauty? ? Fat paper? Fat people hate me like this. He said I was Alin Daiyu, and I didn't know what I was thinking all day. How can such a thing happen in this world? It's hard to figure out. Heartless is also a kick to death. Your organs were also kicked to death. It all ends the same anyway. Is it? Do you care about the bond in the middle? ? I'm a little surprised to hear that fat people can also use it? Bound? I didn't know what he said until I remembered this elegant word. * * eggs,? Wu Xie not wry smile, fat paper? & lt great classic >? Dude, I really can't see you used to be a farmer. ? The fat man picked one side? Hoe mode:? Weeding is at noon, I am weeding, and you are at noon. ? ? I think if Xiaohua dies or something happens, how can I face people who know this family, and will our Wu family be kept in the dark? Jiejia harvester? Nicknames like that. ? Unfortunately, there are some roads that you can't go back to. A determined person can cut off his own feet, but his heart will still move on. I think it makes sense. It suddenly occurred to me that stuffy oil bottle is also a stage name. If he sings a play, he may be able to play a witch or something. ? He said,? I'm going to ask the people below to hang some gas masks. If my vocal cords are broken, I can't sing, and many girls will be sad. ? ? Don't think that all Hua Dan singers are soft persimmons, you can pinch them at will. ? Xiaohua? Tigers don't show off their strength. Do you think I'm a kitten or a flower? I'll show you my real expertise. ? Xiaohua? This thing can not only play pole vault in the bucket, but also be used best, isn't it? Group fight. Xiaohua? Want to die? Come on, grandpa, play with you! ! ! Xiaohua?