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What did you find in the film and television drama?
This is really careless. In the previous scene, the rope was tied near the chin.
When the next shot is cut out, the ligature mark appears at the bottom of the neck. In other words, Fan Bingbing practiced the method of transposition.
The last season of Game of Thrones was really full of loopholes and there were several scenes. The funniest thing is this pile of coffee in front of Malone.
How much did this brand give to the crew? Your conscience is like this. You have directly helped several times in your life.
The rope on the girl's body ties out the hierarchy and essence. Well, director, what are you thinking?
Anyway, can you put that paper in your mouth and be a little more perfunctory?
This doesn't look like a dragon at all. This stylist brother, you put a chicken on the emperor's chest. If you put it in ancient times, your life is estimated …
What a grand wedding scene, what a festive red dress. But, big brother in the upper left corner, where are you from? Is it because the crew didn't give food that they came out to demonstrate?
During the Yongzheng period, Yongzheng, played by Tang Guoqiang, struggled for national affairs. It's not a headache It happened again. But where did you buy this watch hidden in your sleeve? Is Qing's craft so developed?
Lens 7: The clothes worn by this official in the Tang Dynasty are like this.
When your majesty comes, how can a big white leg leak out when you kneel down? This model has been shown to your majesty. Do you think ...
To say that this big brother is really scared. This dress, which was directly worn by the cloud arrow, hit the wall. But, big brother, are you scared out? You're not dead!
Brother Gladiator, these muscles are really great. What are you talking about with rapt attention? Didn't you see the plane of alien civilization coming?
This shot is really amateur. I don't know what I'm doing except that the queen in front is in the play. The maid in the back doesn't know where she is looking.
The funniest thing is this big brother in the distance. Your stretching is so charming, hahaha.
The Monkey King turned into an eagle and took the clothes of the Spider-Elf. Pig eight quit to complain, while touching up, quietly watching the girls in the distance take a bath, but the girls are too careless, showing a state of selflessness, and inadvertently disappeared.
Find your own bright spot. The director-general of the Monkey King and Pig Bajie is really a bit unorthodox. Peeking at others means peeking at others. Why did you steal their clothes?
Lens 2.
At first, the Monkey King was chased by the little dog. He looks like a purebred German shepherd. What is needed at this time is the combination of speed and explosiveness, which looks cruel.
When fighting with the Monkey King, the wheezing dog changed into a new breed in an instant, which should be what we usually call a local dog. The crew is probably afraid of biting the Monkey King.
First, it is estimated that the later play will be delayed. The most important thing is that the crew was seriously short of funds at that time, and there was no money to give the monkey king rabies vaccine. This kind of wheezing dog is also very high-tech. You can have different breeds.
Lens 3.
At first, Pig Bajie was ignited by Hong Haier's samadhi fire. Pig Bajie sent a distress signal to the Monkey King, and Pig Bajie struggled painfully.
The Monkey King three times five divided by two, directly put out the fire on Pig Bajie with one dress.
Flying into the sky with Pig Bajie, trying to escape, but the fire on Pig Bajie started again. Is it true that Hong Haier still plays this samadhi fire? Fortunately, Pig Bajie's skin is rough, otherwise it would be really cooked.
Punching lens 4.
The Monkey King Flat Peach Garden was not well guarded, but it became a peach thief, stealing endlessly. I was so full that I turned myself into a big peach and fell asleep. At this time, the peach became this.
But then it became like this. It seems that the Monkey King slept for a long time. The peach is surrounded by leaves, and her head has grown a lot.
Perforated lens 5.
In this episode of "The Infinite Kingdom", the Monkey King and Zhu Bajie jointly resurrected the king of the Infinite Kingdom, and suddenly exposed the identity of the fake king. The Monkey King is exorcising demons, but this monster has become the Tang Priest. But at that time, due to limited technology and funds, the finger on the right side of Tang Priest was cut off. Isn't it obvious? But most importantly, the Monkey King has to suffer from a spell.
Perforated lens 6.
The Monkey King came to Xieyangshan to get the spring water for abortion, but when Niu Wangmo's brothers were fighting, this scene made our related equipment run on the screen, and in the lower right corner of the screen, he sat down accordingly.
Lens 7.
This is the picture when Tang Priest just bumped into Prince Promise. At this time, the sword stab was still red, so long that it fell to the ground.
Turning to the next picture, the sharp spikes of the sword turn yellow directly. The prince seems to have many swords, so he should take at least two when he goes out. Obviously, the two shots are cut together.
Put on the lens 8.
This Zhenyuanzi is still very powerful, even using tap water. This pipe is the best proof, and it is worthy of being the ancestor of the gods. At that time, the environmental quality was super high, so there should be no need for a waterworks, and it could be directly attracted by mountain spring water.
Lens 9.
When the monks in the temple first went to find the rat spirit, this headdress was this set of equipment. It looks simple and melancholy.
The kung fu of a cup of tea is that when the monk went to pour a cup of tea to please the mousetrap, he found that the headdress of the mousetrap changed immediately and added such a big feather directly. Is this mouse a white mouse? I thought the same thing.
Wearable lens 10.
The Monkey King's clothes were like this just before ringing the bell, and Huang Cancan's are really beautiful.
However, I found that the Monkey King's clothes had turned gray. Can it be said that the treasure of Guanyin Bodhisattva is so awesome that it also has its own bleaching and decoloring function?
I lost this wave, and now I finally know why my classmates always have more clothes than me, because I don't have the last magic weapon.
I only remember the Water Margin. Shooting a TV series is a long process, and it is inevitable that there will be some minor flaws, but I still can't help but spit it out when I find it.
1. Pack plastic bags. This shot can be said to be quite classic. It is easy to find that people who watch TV can't help laughing. Plastic bags are the only thing we have now. Why is the paper used to wrap meat in the TV series actually a plastic bag? It was careless. Could it be that our Master Lu crossed it?
2. Hunting tigers for bicycles. Song Wu's tiger hunting story is a particularly classic story. Whether the tiger is true or not, after Song Wu dragged the tiger down the mountain, a bicycle appeared behind it. Could it be that Song Wu dragged the tiger back by bike? Haha, this is too careless.
3. Sugar-coated haws, I don't understand this without thinking. Sugar-coated haws first appeared in the Southern Song Dynasty, but now they actually appear in the Northern Song Dynasty. A little careless.
Captain, this is adidas.
Film and television dramas have more or less a little bit of goofing off. I didn't find them at that time, but now it seems really ironic.
First, it is in Princess Pearl, which can be said to be a classic. At that time, it can be said that it was all over the country, and now it is still a drama that must be broadcast every summer vacation. But in fact, this drama also has some shortcomings. For example, in this scene, several people seem to be fighting. But you can see something outside the door. Look carefully, it's a car, a modern car! It's really dramatic
Second, how can there be balloons in this era? This fool is a little speechless. What is the material for making balloons? There shouldn't have been one back then.
Look carefully, there is another person in Pan Jinlian's room. This person is wearing a very modern hat. Where did this guy come from? Did it pass? Did Pan Jinlian also cross over?
This is a goof shot I know, isn't it funny, hahahaha …
Everyone should have seen The Journey to the West. This play should be the childhood of many people. It is one of the best works at that time in any way, but there are still some neglected details. In this photo, there are telephone poles on the hill behind the Monkey King! Is this a somersault to modern times?
The TV series "Women's Anti-Japanese War" I watched these days is simply outrageous.
Jiamusi in Northeast China during the Puppet Manchukuo period should still be a big village, a small town at best, and there can be no buildings, all of which are mud houses. Jiamusi in the play is completely the urban style of the Central Plains generation, with walls. There is even a family ancestral temple. This is not at all in the northeast, especially in Heilongjiang. In the 1930s, the northeast was dominated by Manchu, and the architectural styles of houses were all Manchu characteristics. But the buildings in the play are all in the style of Han people in the Central Plains. Isn't this a donkey's lips are not right?
Clothing is also very modern, and the clothes in the play are many times better than those of modern migrant workers. The Northeast Anti-Union and the people can't see the shadow of rags, and even patches are rarely seen. Some clothes are also very fashionable in modern times, and they will not fall behind even if they go to the streets.
There was no furniture at that time, and the bed was also a modern Simmons bed. Many modern people don't have such fashionable furniture.
The lines are also very modern. Women call their husbands husbands, which was only used in the 1980s and 1990s. If it was called that in the 1930s, everyone knew it meant the eunuch in the palace.
This screenwriter turned the northeast of Manchukuo into the Central Plains and the 1930s into a modern era. There is no northeast folk custom in this play from beginning to end, which seriously misleads young people's cognition of history. You can pass such a wonderful play!
Speaking of very funny goofs, I have to mention a TV series that has been particularly popular recently. As a companion to to the sky kingdom, the fairy fantasy drama "Three Life and Three Pillows" starring Wen Ge and Dilraba tells the love story between Emperor Donghua and Jibai, the master of heaven and earth in Qing Dynasty.
There is a goof shot that is a bit funny! Generally, we don't take close-ups of our feet in the lens we see, because these robes are bigger and longer, and the metropolis covers our feet. Even if Vengo is tall, the length of the robe will cover your feet!
There is a scene where the emperor wears long white clothes to check the production progress of Miao Hua mirror! There is nothing wrong with fairy! Careless netizens really can't see anything! However, when the audience opened the microscope to watch the drama, they found that Vengo was wearing modern plastic slippers and even white socks. Funny! Netizens also laughed and teased, and Dijun found out whether everyone's teasing would come to a "sweet and sour fish warning"!
1. In the scene where an Lingrong, the imperial concubine in the palace, committed suicide, there were actually some used toilet paper behind him.
3. There are those who wear jeans. Maybe filming in winter is a little cold. Ha ha.
I don't know whether to wear it or not, it's up to you to judge!
First: I was raised with shit and urine (it's not easy to live today, Nima)
Second: Lu Xiaofeng, who are you (who are you? )
Third: Brother Xie, my golden flower mother-in-law has never said a word of thanks in her life (golden flower mother-in-law is really honest and frank).
Fourth: Jade Emperor, the journey to the West is hard, so you four teachers and students must be careful (Boss Tang is unpredictable).
Fifth: each person carries150kg of explosives (this weight is really the first two).
Sixth: My grandfather was brutally killed by the Japanese when he was nine years old (little girl, where are you from, is your surname Wang? )
Seventh: Look at his eyebrows, they are more like me (like, quite like, the same thick eyebrows).
Eighth: 800 miles away, kill the Japanese machine gunner with one shot (this shot can reach NJ from BJ).
Ninth: Comrades, the eight-year Anti-Japanese War has begun (as predictable as Boss Tang).
It is easier to detect that it is a shot that has been mistakenly entered. After all, it will be very abrupt if it is mistakenly entered.
But this line, if you don't listen carefully, you really can't hear it, and you don't feel disobedient after reading it.
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