Funny homophonic memes with high likes on Weibo (59 sentences in collection)

Part 1 of a funny homophonic meme with super high likes on Weibo

1. You don’t even reply to my messages, so what are you replying to? Twice-cooked pork?

2. I accidentally touched my knee when I just went out. It’s a knock on my knee. It’s a knock on my knee. Did you hear that? It’s such a pity.

3. There was a piece of glass. It was a little sleepy and then it jumped down from upstairs and said: Good night, I broke it!

4. Doraemon has no neck because he cares about hygiene, because his blue neck has mud.

5. You don’t even think about me. Then what do you think about, Chanel?

6. When I was seventeen years old, I grabbed a cicada. I thought I caught the whole summer. Cicada: I can’t say I love it, but I just like it at all!

7. Boys nowadays are really interesting. They talk about showing off when watching a movie with a girl. I am in class with more than fifty girls. Did I say anything?

8. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are blowing bubbles "Blue blue blue".

9. Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does White Snake’s head feel so heavy after putting it on? Because that’s a peaked cap!

10. The shrimp and the clam got 100 points in the test at the same time. The teacher asked the shrimp whose copy you copied. The shrimp said: "I copied the clam's". The teacher said: "What's your best?" >

12. Asu and Asu were together for one day. When eating, Asu acted like a spoiled child: Sususususususu fed Susu.

13. The animal that should not be messed with the most is the orangutan, because it beats its chest.

14. That day, the light next to the bedroom at home was flashing. I called the maintenance technician. What question did he ask? I said: "The light next to the bedroom is too bright." He said: "Catch the vine of love?"

15. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because they often say, you should lose weight.

16. Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him whether he spoke English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

17. Only ugly people find partners, and beautiful people sell air conditioners.

18. Xiao Ming felt unwell and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said "throat is inflamed." Throat: "Hi"

19. I went to work in the fields today and was lucky enough to be a doctor. Back to the stars. People passing by called me: It’s hot in the ground.

20. If you don’t come to me to talk about love, then what are you talking about? Talk about crow’s feet. Part 2 of the funny homophonic meme with super high likes on Weibo

21. Nowadays, the future is really tight: masks are tight, hands are tight, clothes are tight, trousers are tight, and waist is tight.

22. Even I don’t like it, so what do you like? Sponsors?

23. I haven’t washed my hair in four days at home. It turns out I have sexy oiliness.

24. Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him whether he spoke American or British accent, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music.

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25. The most annoying thing is when people ask me how much my salary is. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this one?

26. One day I was playing King of Kings, and I kept dying in the bottom lane. I told my teammates to guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, did you hear it? Let it go.

27. I asked my Chengdu friend why he loves wearing Kawakubo Rei so much, and he said, because he wears Kubo Zero.

28. There is a group of little ducks looking at the moon, but the moon is always not round. One little duck whispered: It’s not round and bright, it’s not round and bright. Did you hear that? I don’t forgive you.

29. Find Ouyang Xiu.

30. The name of the doctor who helped Wang Dalu deliver the baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the New World.

31. If you don’t even coax me, then who are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

32. You don’t even care about me, why do you care, barber shop?

33. Hello everyone, I am a crab. I have no pliers. I have no pliers.

34. If you don’t even talk about love, then what are you talking about? Are you talking about getting crow’s feet?

35. An old colleague’s signature on Dingding read “God is a girl.” I asked him why he became so artistic, and he said it was “God is unfair.”

36. "What will happen if you put a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator?" "Frozen pear and rice (don't leave me)!

37. Studying , I know how to put myself in someone else's shoes, but my deskmate didn't agree.

38. "That girl, she has apple muscles, and her smile is natural." "What you said is that a girl with an Android phone, I get stuck when I smile."

39. "I would be so happy if someone belonged to me." "Stop making trouble, no one is a fish."

40. Falling in love is not that easy. , everyone has his mobile phone. The third funny homophonic meme with super high likes on Weibo

41. I have been short since I was a child. When I grow up, I am still short. Still short. Did you hear that? Love.

42. There was a piece of bread walking on the road, and I sprained my foot while walking. It turned out to be a croissant.

43. I had a surprising one. "Work" "What?" "Digging Lotus Roots"

44. You don't even like me, what do you like? Xizhilang?

45. I was shooting basketball today. I couldn’t bounce the basketball high because it was deflated. That’s right. Why did you give up?

46. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth right on your face?"

47. Kai's father has entered the tower, be careful. Get off the tower! What her? Defend, defend from going down the tower. Can't let go.

48. The child’s chocolate melted and fell to the ground. The child said it looked like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

49. The little bear had a flower, but the flower withered. The little bear said sadly: Don’t let the flower wither. Did you hear that? Don't cry.

50. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck has mud.

51. Be sure to have a midnight snack before going to bed, so as not to have hungry dreams.

52. If you don’t even want me, then what do you want? Food?

53. The little rabbit planted a fruit tree in the spring. When she went to see it in the fall, she murmured, "No fruit, no fruit."

54. The clothes are wrinkled and I can’t even iron them with an iron. I said don’t wrinkle them, don’t wrinkle them. Did you hear me? Don't go.

55. You didn’t stay up all night, so what did you stay up for? Will Ollie give it to you?

56. If you don’t even coax me, then why are you coaxing? Hong Shixian?

57. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you are sad and want to chew.

58. You know why the fox can’t stand up? It’s because he is cunning.

59. I accidentally hit the corner of the table at home and the rag fell off and rolled out of the door. It turned out that the rag could go out