Super nonsense funny copywriting

My mother told me when I was a child, "Don't be an irresponsible person", so now I am stupid.

2. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.

You don't need a slap to make a sound. If you shoot it on your face, it will be very loud.

I used to believe that I could turn my life into a joke, but now I just hope I don't turn my life into a case.

5. Go to the amusement park. Many places were waiting in line, so I arranged one. When I was about to arrive, I asked the beautiful woman in front, "What is this place? Why so many people? " She replied, "the ladies' room! "

6. At the class reunion today, my friend asked me what my major was, and I smiled. Let me tell you this, the future Peking Union Medical College Hospital, remember! This is the whole hospital ... I will do all the cleaning work.

I drank a cup of espresso at Starbucks in the evening, and now I can't sleep. Old and expensive, it hurts to think about it.

Mermaids are fake, at least in the history of China, otherwise there will be cooking methods and taste effects handed down.

9. A gentleman takes revenge for ten years, but a villain takes revenge all day long.

1 The boudoir quarreled with her boyfriend. She gave me the fruit she bought for her boyfriend, and I said, "Don't leave any for your boyfriend?" She said, "Give it to the beast, not to him!" "

1 1. You have a book in your left hand. Holding a lighter in your right hand. You can't order anywhere!

12. Every time I want to quit, I comfort myself like this: beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, fat and thin are in the sky, and God wants me to be fat, so I will leave it to fate!

Thirteen. Since the holiday, washing your face every day has nothing to do with me.

14. It's a pleasure to miss you. Nice to meet you. Loving you is what I will always do. Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing. But, lying to you, it just happened! Ha ha!

Doctor: I told you to check your urine. Where have you been? Doctor, I have swallowed the urine, and the stool really can't be swallowed.

15. There is really no need to delete each other if there is an appointment. I despised you when you were single. Can I break you up when you have a date?

17. "Dad, tell me the story of you and your mother." "I don't know how your mother fell in love with me. After buying vegetables that year, I passed a gold jewelry store and went in to watch the fun. Your mother is doing sales in it, so I asked, how much is this thing a catty ... "

18. "I don't want to go to school. The teacher said that I was a troublemaker in the class, and the average score in the exam was lowered. " "The teacher is actually praising you. You are a troublemaker. What about other students? " "So that's it!"

19. I don't know what circles you all mix, but I mix dark circles.

Twenty. My best friend cried that she had been cheated by her partner for eight years. I can't help sighing that men don't have a good thing. Eight years of love! I can't resist a temptation.

Twenty one. When I was working in a clothing factory, I had a good relationship with a sister. Suddenly one day, my sister said that she had resigned, and her resignation letter had been submitted. I told my sister that I would go with you and wherever you went, and then I decisively submitted my resignation. So she may be, but mine is accurate.

Twenty-two I went to practice driving yesterday. The coach told me that there was a puddle in front of me. I don't know what happened to my brain at that time, so I put my hands on the steering wheel and lifted my feet.

23. I'll teach you how to dress well. First of all, you should look good. Secondly, you should have a good figure. The most important thing is to look good and have a good figure!

24. The subway to work in the morning was so crowded that all the bread I bought was squashed. Friend: What's this? I used to be much more serious than you. Me: Why, what happened to your bread? Friend: Not bread. I want to fart, but I just burp!