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Talking about the mood of eating midnight snack (selected 3 1 sentence)

1, a couple didn't sleep for dinner, midnight snack and breakfast, and even ate alcohol and tobacco every day to be healthy and happy.

Recently, everyone says that I am fat. One is to treat me to a midnight snack, and the other is to make me a midnight snack every day!

3. Why do you gain weight after eating midnight snack? I'm not going to sleep after eating.

It turns out that if you want to gain weight, you have to eat midnight snack.

5. Never eat supper. If you really want to eat, eat it before you go out to play. In short, don't sleep after dinner.

6. After one month of certification, I am a person who needs to eat midnight snack to gain weight. Eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more.

7. I want to turn on a small stove every day if I don't get fat after midnight snack.

8. Ah, I've gained a few pounds recently. Why can't I keep my mouth shut?

9. I have been willful for nearly a week, and I ate fried rice after midnight tonight. That's really enough. I can't do this anymore. I want to go to bed early and get up early, eat less and exercise more.

10, comrades, I'm eating a midnight snack, and I won't give up gaining weight.

1 1, do you know why I can't lose weight? There is a person who eats midnight snack next to you every day. The point is that he hasn't gained weight yet! ! !

12, it's too difficult to make money. Finally, I earned dozens of dollars. I ate my own midnight snack.

13, as the saying goes, you have to pay it back sooner or later. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will get fat sooner or later.

14, I gained weight, gained weight! ! ! Hey, I gained a kilo, but I obviously didn't eat anything. Oh, I'm hungry. I want to eat snacks. This is probably the reason for being fat. I don't feel well, but I can still lose weight when I gain weight, huh?

15, does every girl have a dog-walking suit in her closet? Wear it to the supermarket for midnight snack at any time. It's so comfortable, I feel like I'm streaking. My recent wish is to lose 20 pounds.

16, I used to want to lose weight all day, but even drinking water made me fat. Now I feel like I'm going to gain weight, and I can't even get fat after eating midnight snack. What the hell?

17, a good girlfriend will give you an order even if she has a midnight snack. Don't gain weight alone. Yes More than once.

18, preferably boyfriend and girlfriend, I said I was hungry! Then he immediately drove to buy snacks for me. He loves you so much!

19. I have eaten a lot recently, but I haven't gained weight. Do you want to try to gain weight after midnight snack?

20. Did Yaya have a midnight snack today? Eat at once [Laugh till you cry] The waiter said that eating beef will only make you stronger and fatter. .

2 1, I seem to have gained weight. . . . And acne. No more supper. Good night

22, so many days off, eat midnight snack and continue to gain weight at this time of day.

23, a catty of KFC fried dough sticks in the morning, a pot of ribs rice at noon and a bowl of magpie coffee at midnight.

24. It turns out that eating late at night won't gain weight, but it will only grow belly!

25. I am so hungry that I want to eat noodles with noodles, fish meal and instant noodles, but eating these at night will cause indigestion. I decided to go to bed early, get up at five o'clock tomorrow and turn midnight snack into breakfast.

26. Every time I have a midnight snack, I will say, "I've decided to lose weight from tomorrow.

27. Go to work alone, get off work alone, eat snacks alone, sleep alone and get up alone. Loneliness. Simple.

28. After soaking in the hot spring, it's time to go to Shimonoseki for a midnight snack, and it's gone forever on the way to gaining weight.

29, eat midnight snack early, so as not to get fat.

30, talk about a love without looking at the constellation, and eat a midnight snack regardless of weight.

3 1, your tattoo is too philosophical to understand. I just want to tattoo "no midnight snack" on my hand.