A funny sentence about Singles' Day: Singles are not afraid of barefoot.

Singles' Day is a festival for single friends every year. Of course, there are always couples who celebrate Singles Day as Valentine's Day. Dog abuse never stops. They can only touch their heads and say "Don't cry" to single dog! Let's watch a set of funny sentences on Singles' Day to relieve the abused mood ~

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1, it's good to be single! I can still have a festival, envy!

2. The green onion said: I am an innocent bachelor. Bamboo stick said: I am an unyielding single man. Noodles say: I am a bachelor who is soft at the sight of water. Chopsticks said: I am a well-informed bachelor. Carrot said: I am a red and purple bachelor. Fried dough sticks said: I am a bachelor who is too soft-hearted and painful. Bus 1 1 says: I am the most popular bachelor, whether it is manual or automatic.

3. Wear bachelor clothes, drink bachelor water, eat bachelor rice, watch bachelor TV, say bachelor words, take a bachelor bath, and finally fart and sleep bachelor sleep. If you love me, you won't be single.

I don't smoke, but I especially like lighters, not because of anything else. Single men should have such lighters around them so that they can hear the crisp sound when they are lonely. Sometimes I smell burnt gasoline at 1, which seems to tell you-a bachelor, buying me is like marrying a wife, and I don't have much money to be happy!

5, the crowd looked for her thousands of Baidu, stepping on the road. Suddenly looking back and looking around, there are countless uncles and aunts. Occasionally, beautiful women patronize, or married women, and most of the rest are basically ugly.

6. On the occasion of Singles Day, on behalf of the All-China Women's Federation, All-China Men's Federation and the Singles Secretariat, I would like to extend my holiday wishes to singles and my heartfelt thanks and greetings to all my single colleagues who insist on reading and chatting on QQ.

7. The world is becoming more and more distorted. Beautiful women can't find husbands, talented women can't find jobs, and unrestrained women can't find one-night stands. Happy Singles Day!

8, wife, always fucking cheating; The plane, the old TMD crashed; Life, damn it; It's fucking beautiful to be a handsome bachelor! Happy Singles Day!

9. In the evening, I want to find 1 beauty and say "no" to her!

10, today is Singles Day, and the whole world is jubilant. You're out of organization. You're in tender and hot water. Do you remember being a single friend?

1 1. Today is Singles Day. It's too painful for me to be single. Today, I finally got up the courage to tell you that I like … you … your sister!

12, today is Singles' Day, don't always think about MM, be careful if you don't study well or work well, your parents will hit you with "Singles"! Happy Singles Day!

13. Matchmaking agencies are all over the streets. I also fantasized that they could help me open up sales. However, in the end, I understand what it means to recognize a thief as a father, and I have been squeezed by my married partner for several years.

14, winter is terrible, it is not lonely and terrible; Loneliness is terrible, not as terrible as being single for decades; Being single for decades is terrible. It will be even worse to receive this news next year.