Make people laugh. Tell me about it.

1, women in Wang Fu have several characteristics: they can eat, drink, sleep and spend money, and they are unreasonable and do not work!

Now the tears you shed when you make up your homework are the water that enters your mind when you surf.

3. Obstacles are actually the tuition fees to be paid for success.

4. Mm-hmm, I wish you a 7-space next life.

I think I am very happy, although I am unhappy.

6. I feel that every beautiful scenery is saying to me: Come and fall in love, come and fall in love.

7. Height determines eyesight, and lunch boxes determine appetite.

8. Li Bai, your wine brought me 300 Tang poems.

9. A bug in front flew to my math problem and looked at it several times before it died.

10, mom said people had better not miss two things, the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.

1 1, you still insist on surfing the Internet when you have a fever at home, and sneezing at school will think it is terminal cancer.

12, I spent a dollar to buy two boxes of firecrackers, one for wiping and the other for lighting.

13, you are awesome. Why don't you hang your photo in Tiananmen Square?

14, decide if you want. There is no next step, and there is no reason.

15, the scariest moment in the world is when the head teacher stands at the window and smiles.

16. Call me daughter-in-law now. If you dare to betray me in the future, I will let you call me sister-in-law.

17, quarreling when I was a child was really simple: "You are a pig", "You are a pig" and "Rebound!" "The rebound is invalid!"

18. Take the same street and return to two worlds.

19, the sky is gray, the land is vast, and the son who has no money is too long.

Even if the teacher talks about wool, Xueba can knit a sweater.

2 1, bus congestion is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

22. Missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water, and then dripping into tears.

23. Sometimes I figure it out and want to study hard, but I can't figure it out after reading it.

24. The only thing in the world that can be obtained without effort is age.

25. The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

26. If you can't be together, you can't be together. Actually, life is not that long.

27. I have been unrestrained for a long time and can't find the direction of reservations.

28. The sky fell and the ground fell, at the moment you said goodbye.

29. You are a piece of shit. ""Who said that shit? " "Say you. " "……""…………"

Thought can be dirty, but life must be healthy, because only a strong body can support an active soul.