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If you make a girl cry.

First, you are my baby, so that I am no longer lonely; Life is full of fun with you. I will hold you in my hand and take good care of you; I want to be with you, my favorite kitten!

Second, I love you! Do you love me? I love you too! We will never stop doing this! Just get married! We got married voluntarily. From today on, we will share the responsibilities and obligations entrusted to us by marriage: filial piety to parents and filial piety to children. Respect, love, trust and encourage each other. Mutual understanding, mutual accommodation and mutual concern. Love of life!

Third, the earth is still turning, and the world is still fickle. I love you forever.

Fourth, stand on tiptoe, can we get closer to happiness?

If you like a flower, you don't have to pick it. If you like a cloud, you don't have to stay. If you like someone, you don't have to possess him. I will cherish you in my heart forever.

If I were a centipede, I would hug you with a thousand hands. If I were God, I would send an angel to protect you, but I am nothing, so I will only love you with my heart!

The moon is rounder when I miss you, the flowers are brighter when I miss you, the sky is bluer when I love you, the ground is wider when I love you, I miss your face all the time, I miss your face every day, I have no regrets about your feelings all my life, and my love for you remains unchanged. Love you forever until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble!

Eight, nothing, just want to listen to the baby's voice.

Nine, there is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, and a happiness called having you with you, even idiots will finish reading it.

Ten, you are the only person I miss, I bless, I miss, I pray.

In order to pursue the person I like, I am willing to give up everything I have, but will she accept my love after I give up?

Twelve, you are a seed that takes root and sprouts in my heart. I will be happy because of your happiness, and happy because of your happiness. I will cherish your position in my heart, and you are not allowed to move anywhere in this life!

Thirteen, the east wind with catkins across the cheek, just like you gently snuggle in my arms. Elegant body fragrance with love words makes charm and romance float down. Whisper, whisper, I want you to be happy.

14. Laughing sometimes is not because you are extremely happy, but because you find that you can't cry at all.

15. Sometimes when I want to talk to someone, I just look through the phone book in my mobile phone over and over again, but I don't know who I can text or call.

Give me a second, I will miss you, give me a minute, I will care about you, give me a whole day, I will miss you, give me a lifetime, I will protect you, give me a short message to talk, I will say: I miss you!

Seventeen, because I am your husband, so I die behind you, because I don't want to make you sad, I will grow old in deep thoughts about you.

If there is only one mouthful of porridge in the future, you should drink it first, and then I will lick the bowl clean.

Nineteen, we met at the wrong time, but separated at the right time.

Twenty, if I can change you and let you stay in my sight for a lifetime ... I won't keep it.

I still love you, but I always say to myself: I can live my own life.

I am looking for so-called happiness, so I am not happy now.

I always think of you when it rains, and think of walking with you in the rain. What I can't erase is that sweetness, and what I can't forget is your smile.

If life is a two-way street, please let me hold your hand and walk through the vast sea of people. I will never get lost. I love you!

Twenty-five, a thousand cups of wine make friends, and I want to say I love you, okay? If you don't love me, please don't say it!

Baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay.

Twenty-seven, picking a clean lotus, holding a clear spring, stepping on folk songs all the way, accompanied by sunset and smoke, maybe wandering all your life, feeling life in missing and waiting, all of which are different because of you!

I'd rather not be free for you.

If you can make a girl cry

1, my love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, like the setting sun and the brilliant western hills. I think you love you. I can't live without you. I must catch you!

2, people with feelings, every day is a holiday. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love.

Promise Chairman Mao that I care about you!

I want to send you roses, but it's too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe. I can only send messages to chase you. I hope we will never screw up.

5. I know! But I can't. Is this marriage arranged by heaven? Let's obey God's will!

6. Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid. He wants to help me tell you that my heart likes you, my heart cares about you and my heart is waiting for you.

7. I have no lover on Valentine's Day, only a wife. She is my favorite, today is, tomorrow is, until I die, there is only her in my heart! Really love you!

8. I said I didn't speak for me, and I didn't speak for me; I walked away for my return, and I came back for my walk away. True water should be tasteless, so true feelings should be silent.

9. I love you and hope to be with you forever: I beg you to marry me, although I have no car, no money, no house and no diamond ring. But I have a heart to accompany you to your old age. When you are old, I will still carry you behind my back! I will be your crutch! When you lose your teeth, I will chew them up and feed them to you. I must wait until you die! Or leave you alone in this unattended world! I don't believe I'm a ghost.

10, I love you! Do you love me? I love you too! We will never stop doing this! Just get married! We got married voluntarily. From today on, we will share the responsibilities and obligations entrusted to us by marriage: filial piety to parents and filial piety to children. Respect, love, trust and encourage each other. Mutual understanding, mutual accommodation and mutual concern. Love of life!

1 1, I love you! Besides I love you, I am more surprised than you love me! I have no advantage over you.

12. If I turn every thought about you into a flower, there will always be a garden full of flowers around me.

13, life is no longer sad, I am here!

14, Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew, boil and steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

15, you are a train and I am a railway; You are brick, I am mud; You are the cloud and I am the wind; You are chocolate, I am wrapping paper; You are love, I am love, and it is beautiful to have you.

16, you are a poison, seeping into my blood, my nerves and controlling my brain. February 14, you were poisoned. Please don't forget, give me the antidote!

17, you are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Dear, let me hold your furry hand and let us walk upright together!

18, everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you.

19, I'm afraid of getting an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty.

20. I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hand, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart!

2 1, the old road is thin and thin, the sun is setting, and the heartbroken person is waiting for your call!

22. I miss that you broke the telephone line, burned the mobile phone card, emptied your wallet and took all the sleeping pills. Hey! But I still miss you.

23. First love, goodbye infatuation. Take pains to win people's hearts all day. I took great pains to urge my heart. Don't want your heart, don't understand my heart, so cruel, make me sad.

24, baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night, and I feel too sweet, which will lead to tooth decay.

25, love you, I am willing to work hard for you and give you happiness! Wife: I want to work hard and earn money. I want you to eat well, live well and use well. All the money will be yours in the future. You can keep it and take it. Sleep and lie on it.

26, love you for 10,000 years, exaggerated; Love you for five thousand years is hopeless; It is absurd to love you for a thousand years; Love you for a hundred years, too long; Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength!

27. Loving you will give you a happy life! My goal is to give my wife happiness! Give the whole family happiness! Give our children happiness!

28. Loving you is not an end, but an end. Loving you is not an end, but a lifetime!

29. If you shed tears, I would like to be toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.

30. There is a kind of tacit understanding, a kind of feeling is wonderful, and a kind of happiness is accompanied by you, and idiots will finish reading it.

3 1, you are like a louse on my body, without you? I don't feel well.

Classic sentences make women cry and girls cry.

Classic sentences make women cry:

1, the more you love, the more painful it is, and the deeper you love. Knowing the pain, but still insisting on love. I know that I belong to darkness, but I struggle to get close to the sun. An effort that you know cannot be achieved. Knowing that the dazzling sunshine can't shine into this dark corner, I still curl up alone, expecting and waiting.

2, love, sometimes not necessarily rewarding. If your love is only in return, it is not love. Love is not regret, love is giving, love is smiling at the lover. The love I want, that's all

3, love is a kind of hypnosis, who absorbed you after waking up. This is why I always feel that I have not only lost him, but also lost a part of myself after loving him. The loved one is always in charge of the spirit, but the loved one is lost. In every sincere relationship, there is always a person who sacrifices his soul and gains cruelty.

4. Stop using modifiers and sing the clearest song for me; Don't guess what to say, look at me with transparent eyes; Don't run from anything. Give me your curled fingers.

Whether the flowers wither or the stars disappear, I, sanas, can exist forever to hide.

From tomorrow on, you will be my bride until the end of time.

7. Maybe you can love many people, but only one person will make you laugh the brightest and cry the saddest. I should all smile brightly, but I don't know who gave me the brightest smile. Crying, that's common. But I don't understand who is sad and who makes me most sad. It's just that my heart hurts too much. After the pain is too severe, I can't feel the pain, and I can't remember the mottled light and shadow.

8. After several years, I found that countless feelings were either torn or incomplete, and there was no need to tear them up. Now, I begin to miss the rainy night that tore up your letters and photos. I envy myself at that time, and I still have complete happiness to tear.

9. The silk thread of memory is like a curse, which tightly binds me at every sunrise and sunset. It reminds me that I can't forget you I loved. I remember, I remember, so I feel guilty when I am with others, so I walk side by side with others and feel heavy when I hold hands. What should I do, cut the silk thread and stop tying myself up?

10, a hard city has no softness, love and life, nor is it Lin Daiyu, nor will it have various customs because of sadness.

1 1. If you love a woman, it is better to keep her for her happiness than to love her for her happiness.

12, starting from tomorrow, you are my bride, forever, until the end of the universe.

13, you may love many people, but only one person will make you laugh the brightest and cry the saddest. I should all smile brightly, but I don't know who gave me the brightest. Crying, that's common. But I don't understand who makes me sad the most. It's just that my heart hurts too much. After the pain is too severe, I can't feel the pain, and I can't remember the mottled light and shadow.

14 when your heart is really painful and tears are about to flow down, then look up at this sky that once belonged to us; If the sky is still vast and the clouds are still clear, you shouldn't cry, because my departure doesn't take away your world.

15, complaining that your girl is ugly, complaining that you don't have a good father, complaining that your work is poor, and complaining that no one appreciates you is not good. There are too many disappointments in reality. Even if life gives you garbage, you can still step on it and climb to the top of the world. The world only cares whether you have reached the necessary height, not whether you have stepped on the shoulders of giants or stepped on garbage.

16, when tomorrow becomes today, yesterday and the last unimportant day in memory, we suddenly find ourselves being pushed forward unconsciously. This is not the illusion that we are moving forward when we are in a stationary train and cross with adjacent trains, but in this case, we are really growing up and becoming another ourselves.

No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

18, I always thought that happiness was in the distance, in the future I could pursue. Later, it was discovered that those who hugged, shook hands, sang, shed tears and loved were all happy before. In countless nights, what we said, what we did, what we called, what we missed, what we saw or couldn't see were all said before, and then everything became eternal in the shuttle of time!

19, the Buddha said: Looking back 500 times in previous lives, it was only in exchange for passing by in this life. If so, I am willing to exchange 10 thousand encounters with you, and I can tell you that I really want to love you.

20, love, sometimes it doesn't have to be rewarded. If your love is only in return, it is not love. Love is not regret, love is giving, love is smiling at the lover. The love I want, that's all

2 1, feelings, either make people mature or degenerate.

You may only be a person in this world, but for someone, you are the world.

23. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried to forget.

24. I don't think about whether I can succeed. Since I chose the distance, I only care about hardships; I don't think about whether there will be cold wind and rain behind me. Since the goal is the horizon, all I can leave to the world is my back.

25. In a hard city, there is no softness, no feelings and no life. It's not Lin Daiyu, nor will it be because of sadness.

26. I like and am used to keeping a distance from changing things, so that I can know what is the law that will never be abandoned. For example, if loving someone is full of variables, I will take a step back and watch it quietly until I see sincere feelings.

27. Many things are always experienced before they are understood. Like feelings, after the pain, you will know how to protect yourself; Only when you are stupid will you know how to persist, how to let go at the right time, and how to know yourself gradually in gain and loss. In fact, life doesn't need this meaningless persistence. You really can't give up without anything.

28. A person can fall in love with many people in his life. When you get the happiness that truly belongs to you, you will understand that the pain together is actually a kind of pain, so that you can learn and understand how to better grasp the person you love.

The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by his/her side and you'll never have him/her.

Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish, doesn't mean you are not loved with all his/her being.

3 1, many people yearn for crystal-like feelings without any flaws. More people have feelings like glass, which are equally transparent but easily broken.

Never stop smiling, not even when you are sad, someone might fall in love with your smile.

33. It is the greatest happiness to have someone who knows you. This person doesn't have to be perfect, but he can read you, go deep into your heart and understand everything in your heart. The person who knows you best will always be by your side, silently guarding you and not letting you suffer a little injustice. People who really love you don't say much about loving you, but do a lot of things that love you.

34. Who hasn't suffered for that secret love? We always think that infatuation is very heavy, very heavy, the heaviest weight in the world. One day, suddenly looking back, we found that it has been very light, very light. We think that love is deep and deep, and years will make you understand that it is actually very shallow. The deepest and heaviest love must grow with time.

Don't use modifiers, sing me the clearest song. Don't guess what to say, look at me with transparent eyes; Don't run from anything. Give me your curled fingers.

A true friend will hold your hand and touch your heart.

Living in a world without you is more painful than any punishment. You know, you are irreplaceable to me.

38. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried to forget.

39. Your birth brings me expectation, and I expect to bring you happiness.

40. No matter how cruel hardships and misfortunes fate has given a person, it will still give him happiness and sweetness accordingly. Even if this happiness is so short and unreal, it will be enough to illuminate his whole bleak life in the future.

4 1, having a crush on someone is like a seed waiting to sprout in a bottle. You can never be sure whether the future is beautiful or not, but you are waiting sincerely and stubbornly.

I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.

43. The more you love, the more you hurt and the deeper you love. Knowing the pain, but still insisting on love. Knowing that I belong to darkness, I struggled to get close to the sun. I know I can't reach it, but I still stubbornly try. Knowing that the dazzling sunshine can't shine into this dark corner, I still curl up alone, expecting and waiting.

44, love is a kind of hypnosis, who absorbed you after waking up. This is why I always feel that I have not only lost him, but also lost a part of myself after loving him. The loved one is always in charge of the spirit, but the loved one is lost. In every sincere relationship, there is always a person who sacrifices his soul and gains cruelty.

45. In a person's life, there are two kinds of regrets that torment people the most: one is that you can't get the person you love; Second, the beloved can't be happy.

If you can make a girl cry

1, you go, I won't see you off; Come, rain or shine, I will pick you up.

I love you all my life.

Everything will be fine in the end. If it's not good, it's not over yet. Believe it this way.

4. In ancient times, we didn't make phone calls, send short messages, chat online, send Weibo, cross oceans and get stuck in traffic jams.

If I miss you, I will climb two mountains and walk five miles to hold your hand.

In this life, there is always someone who is always giving you a hard time, but you really want to live with him.

I just want someone to understand me, even if I didn't say anything.

7. Actually. Who do you love me like? I will give any expression.

8. I can't hide secrets or sadness, just as I can't hide the joy of loving you and the hesitation when I am apart.

I'm so calm. You want to hurt, you hurt.

9. When I hear something obviously irrelevant, I will think of you several times in my mind.

10, the so-called love is having someone who can easily control your emotions, making you cry one second and making you laugh the next.

1 1, I am so affectionate and scarred that I finally learned to be heartless. One day, no longer young,

I still love you, but I always say to myself: I can live my own life.

Only in this way, when I am disappointed and lonely, can I tell myself with a smile that there are no tears and no fluctuations.

It's not that you are bad to me, but that love is illusory. How warm it used to be, how lonely it was. _ _ _ Zhang Xiaoxian

12, is there such a person, no matter how much I miss him, but I will never see him again?

13, fate is a book. If you turn it over inadvertently, you will miss it. If you look too carefully, you will cry.

14, sometimes when I want to talk to someone, I just look through the phone book in my mobile phone over and over again, but I don't know who I can text or call.

Finally, I pressed Clear. Actually, I really want to talk to someone, but I don't know where to start.

Finally, say nothing and tell yourself that tomorrow will be fine.

15, never say goodbye when you want to continue; Never give up when you can still bear it; When you can't stand loneliness,

Never, never say that you don't love him or her.

16, love doesn't count the days, it makes every day meaningful.

17, love is to give someone the power to destroy you, but firmly believe that he/she will not hurt you.

18, some people will never know, and I will remember his words for a long time;

One of his disapproving promises, but I'm trying to wait. Then, with the passage of time, it changed, but gradually faded and was forgotten.

A second ago, I was full of expectation, like being pushed into the sky; Then the next second, full of disappointment, like falling from the sky.

19, if it really isn't you in the end. After so many ups and downs, we have to part in the end.

If the story is over, there are others around us.

If memories, promises and determination to fall in love become insignificant in the face of reality.

No matter what happens in the future, no matter how it ends. Now I still want persistent love.

-We wait for our last, last, last together.

20. One day, you will meet someone as gorgeous as a rainbow, and your heart will be broken.

2 1, what matters is not who you will meet after turning around, but who you hope to meet when turning around.

22. Time is not to forget the pain, but to get used to it.

Sometimes I feel sad not because of what I have done, but because I find that I can't do anything.

Sometimes I laugh loudly, not because I am particularly happy, but because I find that I can't cry at all.

I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.

25. Favorite conversation: You are so excellent that more and more people will like you. What should I do? I like it.

The moved girl cried and left a message.

First, loving you hurts me. I may be persistent, but that persistence is beautiful and tragic!

Second, in a happy place in this happy world, there is a happy me. He sent you a happy short message with a happy time and told you a happier fact: you will be happy all your life!

Third, when she did something inappropriate, such as confusing leeks with wheat seedlings. You steal: you are a good family. You can't recognize these two plants.

Fourth, when everyone is dismissive of you, don't forget that I care about you!

Please don't let go, hold my love in your palm, because there are flowers. Please don't forget that the agreement of flowers will integrate my feelings into my heart; Touching endless thoughts, sketching endless traces of lovesickness, the world of mortals is full of your smile, I will cherish fate, and I will love you forever!

The stars are lonely, as if your eyes would melt my heart in an instant.

Seven, because of deep love, I can't find words to explain, because of deep love, I can't find words to sum up, because of deep love, I can only send a short message and say I love you softly. This is not three words, but a lifetime!

Eight, there is a kind of tears called hard to give up, there is a kind of eyes called unforgettable, there is a kind of affection called heartbreak, there is a kind of concern called wandering under the moon, there is a kind of acacia called longing for autumn water, and there is a name called I love you for a long time!

The way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheek are also smiling.

Ten, baby, I love you, take good care of yourself when I am away; No matter how far it is, I must come back to accompany you.

There is really no good way. You might as well ask her something: Did you lose this thing? Of course, she has lost a lot, but she will have a good impression on your kindness.

Wrap your ideas in an envelope and let the post office give them to you for me; Send you a gift, express package and let logistics help me send it to you; I'll write down your blessing by short message and send it to me by mobile phone. Happy every day.

Thirteen, I don't want to be an episode of your life, just want to be a perfect ending of your life.

All we have to do is hold each other's hands to the end, and leave the rest to fate.

Fifteen, you are my ... this life bride. ...

On the bus, you see a beautiful lady. If she has a magazine in her hand, you might as well say: Do you like this magazine, too? It's really delicious. I haven't missed every issue.

I don't want to see you only in my dreams, because I love you and I won't be lonely again; I don't want to miss you only at night, I have your love. I believe I can work miracles.

You are the best actress in my mind.

Nineteen, my home is so big that dozens of people can eat and live together. But my heart is too small to hold you.

20. Selected sentences that girls like.

Twenty-one, the clouds want to dress beautifully, and the spring breeze blows the threshold to dazzle. The first part is Qing Ping Ci.

Twenty-two, life is so short, the world is so chaotic, I don't want to quarrel, I don't want to have a cold war, I don't want to have a second regret with you.

Twenty-three, have you all the way, carefree, carefree smile. Having you all my life is carefree, and the happiness in love makes me intoxicated and infatuated. Honey, everything is because of you.

I love you, not just verbally.

Twenty-five, how many years have passed, and finally met the right you at the right time! Dear, thank you for letting me: end my lonely wandering; End the battle of the soul; Find a sweet home and be together forever!

Twenty-six, far away, I look at your back. Your black hair is tied behind your head with a bunch of big red ribbons, like a waterfall pouring down from a mountain stream at the foot of a quiet mountain.

Twenty-seven, Valentine's Day is coming. Let me report my love experience to you. There are hours, minutes and seconds in a year. If I don't miss you for a second, I must be thinking about how much I love you. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

Twenty-eight, winter is drifting away, spring is drifting slowly, and the weekend is coming. Dear, do you feel that beauty and health come to you together, and troubles and worries leave you, dear, be happy.

Twenty-nine I am bored tonight. I will send you a short message. If you are angry, please throw away your mobile phone!

Love is so magical that I can't help being intoxicated! I love how happy he is. He drives me crazy and I can't extricate myself!

Even if I choose in the world, my choice is still you.