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Sorry, I'm busy. I'm getting married _ Love.

Sorry, I'm busy. I'm getting married.

I heard that marriage certificates are very cheap. Let me treat you.

Third, when I get married, I will slap him first and then say domineering to him; Not coming early made me wait for the wrong person.

Fourth, 90% of women get married for love. What about men?

5. How can I break up with you? I want to see you get married, quarrel, cold war and divorce.

I don't remember what I swore on my wedding day, but he does.

7. Your future happiness will be described by me.

Love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic.

Nine, she said: I'll do the wedding when you get married. He said: Do your own wedding.

He Laoshi is old and Nana is married. The relationship between Wu Xin and Haitao is still so bad, and Vega has many wrinkles, but I love the happy family it brings me.

It's a pity that I'm not old enough to get married. I hope that day is the first thing you see when you wake up every day. You're the one who said you were getting married.

Don't get married before I graduate, okay? I have long hair to match my wedding dress.

Thirteen, get married after you are young and frivolous.

Dear, if I receive your invitation, I wonder if I have the courage to attend your wedding.

Fifteen, you said: We must go to Ireland to get married, just because it is illegal to divorce there.

Sixteen, women's tears and sweat after marriage are all because they are out of their minds when choosing men.

17. Either have a good time or fall in love until you get married.

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married, please broadcast it later.

Nineteen, love is a high fever. Stupid marriage, feverish breakup, burning obsession. .

When we all grow up, will we get married?

2 1. There's nothing wrong with pretending in front of me. Maybe you should get married.

Twenty-two, love will end at the end. At that time, you didn't want to end it.

Twenty-three, love itself is a cliche, it is very painful to break up when you meet, and meet again because? People got married because they didn't want to be bored anymore.

I got drunk at the graduation party today. I cried and said that you must invite me when you get married in ten years. You smiled and said that your mother is not you. ...

Twenty-five, I'm afraid I always have to face the past and the future.

Sentences expressing marriage _ sentences expressing love

First, sometimes love based on marriage will make it easier to find those tiny bright spots in her body and lay a solid foundation for the lasting marriage.

Second, love that does not aim at marriage is hooliganism.

Third, you must invite me when you get married in the future, because I want to see what kind of girl is better than me and fulfill my dream of marrying you.

Fourth, if there is no reciprocal love, let me love more!

5. [How can I break up with you? I want to see you get married, quarrel, and finally be infertile in the cold war]

Six, many years later, what I hope to marry me is that I love you now.

Seven, if marriage is the grave of love, then blind date is to look at Feng Shui confession as the grave, dig your own grave, get married, double suicide, empathize with others, move the grave, and rob the grave by a third party.

Speaking of marriage, it is the proudest thing in my life.

Nine, women should have backbone, or fall in love and get married, or be proud and single.

Ten, falling in love is a fart, have the ability to get married!

When I get married, we will tattoo a pair of rings, and whoever files for divorce first will chop off his fingers.

1February 13, August 13. If someone uploads a photo of Xiu Ai En, I will cut it off. If you can't be together in the future, I will give you the photos in a red envelope when you get married.

Thirteen, divorce is more expensive than marriage.

Fourteen, since I entered the marriage hall, I have been adding wings to the tiger. The beauty of the past is completely gone, and it is crazy at any time. I don't know what marriage is in the world, but now I know besieged cities and high walls.

Fifteen, the party's birthday, we are getting married. My wife asked me to make a marriage vow: we will form a husband and wife voluntarily, support the leadership of our wife, abide by her articles of association, fulfill the mutual obligations of husband and wife, carry out her wise decision, and strictly observe the discipline of whether her wife is close or loving.

Sixteen, the best love letter a man gives a woman is a marriage certificate.

Seventeen, men give women the best love letters. That's a marriage certificate.

Eighteen, the result of love is nothing more than two words: break up and marry us.

Nineteen, Ma Ma said that if you don't meet someone who loves me, you won't fall in love or get married all your life, and you will rely on her and Baba all your life.

20. What is Tanabata? Celebrate your wedding anniversary.

Twenty-one, when a woman gets married, the best dowry for a man is the first time.

I want to marry you.

1. Except for some special reasons, marriage has nothing to do with age. After all, I want to be with the person I like, not that I want to marry you when I am thirty.

He seldom talks about love. He suddenly told me about his wife at dinner yesterday. Have you ever felt this way? I've always wanted to marry someone since I met her. I didn't say anything. He said, that person is you. I wanted to marry you from the beginning. At that moment, I felt I wanted to marry him without hesitation.

3. I want to hold hands! I want to get married! I want to sleep with you! Immediately, the whole dormitory was arranged to drink coffee.

4. Baby. I love you, I want to be good, I want to think about your future, I want to be happy with you, I want to be with you, I want to struggle, you must be mine, promise me not to get married and have children! Wait for me! Everything I do is for you.

I want to marry you, I want to marry you. I want to have a baby with you, whether it's Shuai Shuai or peach, as long as it's me and your baby. We will have our own small home and get up in the morning to make breakfast for you. I will learn from your favorite candied eggs, say goodbye to the kiss, and then go to work separately, and work together for success from nothing. Go home at night and do what we like to do. These things, as long as you think about it, are particularly happy.

6. After waking up from my dream, I was as flustered as I was in reality, and I got up in the morning with a panic. So yesterday I found out for the first time that I wanted to marry you, and I was afraid that the reality would still be so flustered.

7. I'm Cao! ! I'm going crazy! Right now! Immediately, immediately, arrange a boy like this for me at this moment! Now! ! ! I want to marry you! Get married now!

I don't want to fall in love with you. I want to marry you. I won't fall in love with you unless you marry me.

9. We've only known each other for three months, and you asked me if I wanted to marry you. Later, I said that if we were going to get married with our ID cards, you said it was unnecessary.

10. Although you can argue three times a day, the more you argue, the more you want to get married. Last time you drank too much, I called you a liar. You hugged me tightly and said, wife, I'm not lying to you. I want to marry you and take you home. I'm not lying to you.

1 1. I want to marry you, remember that! I love you very much!

12. I want to marry you! I want to support you! I have to block you on the road every day and give you money. You push me away in great anger and tell me not to fucking pity me!

13. I'm thinking of someone far away. In a word, this is called great love. After all, people who have nothing to do with your fart still like it. Why? Because I am empty, I want to be a contemporary Bai Yuting, and I want to marry the photo.

14. She said, I want to marry you, have children with you, and have many children with you. Love and love.

15. I will hold on to your determination for the rest of my life, and I will hold on to the determination to marry you and have a monkey, even if dogs are obviously annoying.

16. Brother Li Yu, your dimples are on the left and mine are on the right. We are made for each other. I don't care whether I like you or not. I want to marry you and live in a happy forest with you when I am old.

17. Wife, I'm not well. I was mean to you last night, so I was afraid of losing you. I was scared. I don't want to live without you. I feel sorry for my wife. It's not good for me that you hit me. I really love you. I won't do it again. My wife loves you and I want to marry you.

18. I said, what did you give me, or are you extremely kind to me, or do you like me so much that I want to marry you?

19. I have been to places where you have been, and you and I are just best friends! Remember to invite me when you get married. I want to have a drink with one of you.

20. I dreamed that I was going to marry you the day before yesterday. I was just about to have dinner at home. You said you were going out, and I said you must come back. You didn't come back until the next day, and the dishes left for you were still on the table. I'm getting married the next day. Dad found a replacement groom, so I ran away. You will never find me.

2 1. Patten, today is Tanabata. Won't you come back for me? You are married, but the bride is not me. I want to be with you. But you are married, you love me, and I love you, but we missed it. It's ridiculous to think about it. I still like each other, but we can't be together What should I do? I'm used to being lonely without you in August.

I fell in love. Tell me.

I fell in love. Tell me.

(1) I like a person best. Is to learn to appreciate. Get to know each other. Maintain respect for love. Especially women. Appropriate initiatives. If the other person is not enthusiastic. You should understand. It's best to just be friends. Who said that before? In love, women work too hard. It lost itself. I'm not ashamed to win or lose. The other person doesn't like you. Your excessive enthusiasm is the most shameful thing. Love doesn't come automatically. Both sides attract each other. So ... Treat love. It is still in line with the generous attitude that women should have. Both states are acceptable. No matter what kind of identity. It's good to grow old with you.

(2) I really want to wake you up when I hear those words every day. Don't like people who don't like you. If love needs hard work, it is not love. Love naturally came together. A woman who works hard in love has lost. People who love you will think of everything for you and worry that you will not eat well or be tired. Otherwise, they won't like it. Let him go whoever he likes. Anyway, I'm not in the mood to pay attention to people who don't like me.

(3) Michele Monique Reis probably said a word: A woman who works hard in love has already lost.

(4) In love, whoever is serious first loses.

(5) I am very confused. Sometimes my heart is really fragile. I never thought you would do this to me. I can only say that I am lovelorn. The more serious I am, the worse I lose.

(6) If you are still confused, you will be lovelorn. If you want to rely on your own cleverness, you must look dull; Become a strong party in love! Must be the stupidest kind of person. Those who give their feelings in love, those who think their lover is stupid: if you are not smart, you will not cherish the love you have!

(7) In love, whoever gives in first loses. Woman, don't be too accommodating to one person. If you have something, you will be fascinated by it. You should be like a rose with thorns. Thorns are your armor, not for anyone to collect.

(8) People who are too serious and persistent in love are doomed to suffer more harm. Maybe there is a kind of love, whoever is too serious will lose, and lose to pieces. At the same time, it also proves a sentence helplessly: love is more pathetic than not loving.

If you don't cherish the love you have, it must look boring. The person who is not as smart as you and has given his feelings in love: He wants to use his intelligence and be at your mercy. If you are still confused, then you are lovelorn!

(10) I saw a Uygur joke today: M: How are you? Woman: Very good! What happened to him? How is he? Woman: Very good! What about you? How are you? M: Fine. Woman: What happened to her? How is she? Man: She just told me that he is doing well.

I love you not only because of your appearance, but also because of the way I love you. In fact, in love, whoever moves the truth first will have lost first. Sometimes it's strange that he didn't say a word when he was wronged, but when he heard comfort, his heart was even more sour and he burst into tears. Maybe most girls do. Sometimes a lot of what he says is ironic, but what he thinks is different from what he says, and he has to pretend that he is hurt.

(12) I always believe that whoever is serious in love will lose, but in the end, I left nothing behind. What can a person say and then care about how he treats himself badly? Don't you forget to miss so much and regret so much every sleepless night?

(13) In love, when a man takes the initiative, a woman loses.

(14) After you left, my heart was empty. When memories suddenly come in emptiness, where should I hide? Tell me, if I have another chance in life and go back in time, which should I choose, happiness or loneliness? In love, whoever says he loves you loudly and seriously first loses.

(15) In love, whoever moves the true feelings will lose! I will lose this time! Losing even the last bit of dignity has been put down, but I still can't keep it! But in a word: I won't leave you for more than 24 hours.

(16) In love, the one who put more emotion into it has already lost from the beginning, hasn't it? What's more, it may be unilateral. . . This is a complete failure. . .

(17) Some people say that the person you marry must not be your favorite. I don't believe it. I didn't believe it for more than ten years, but I lost. It turns out that no matter how deep the feelings are, they can't compete with the intertwined fate. In love, the biggest mistake is to miss it. ...

(18) I feel that I am practicing in love. I see love so clearly and deeply, but I still can't help but want to gamble, because love is because of love. But I still lost, bloody, lost!

Thank you for spending so long teaching me an easy-to-understand truth. Don't put a person in your heart easily. If you care too much, you will lose faster. Whoever is serious first will lose in love.

Yes, in love, whoever is serious first loses! As for me, I lost badly. Some people say that in a relationship, only when boys pay more than girls can there be a long-term possibility! I don't force others to love me more, I just hope you can see my love.

(2 1) In love, the loser is always a woman! When one day you will feel that you miss you as soon as you leave, you have lost, completely lost!

The problem is that if one of them comes out first, then the other one loses. In love, there are many paradoxes similar to the prisoner's dilemma. Of course, he and he never realized this. They never thought about how to defect from this battle. This is the cause of tragedy, but also a kind of unintentional curse.

(23) The lovelorn person, the person who still gives his feelings in the fog in love, has become a strong party in love; Zodiac killer, but that doesn't mean he is stupid. Must be the stupidest kind of person! At your command!

In love, whoever bows first loses, but I willingly lose because of love.

(25) In love, whoever admits first loses. Finally, if he wins, everyone will be happy. If he loses, he is willing to gamble. We want to be free and easy all our lives, but we have been patient in the face of love.

I want a good relationship, but I won't spend a lot of time running it. I believe that by constantly improving myself, we can keep our feelings fresh. In fact, I have long deviated from the balance between self-improvement and business feelings. She said that she felt that she had lost the initiative, and she didn't honestly say some of her thoughts. Yes, she has grown up, can bear a lot, does not need to talk, can restrain a lot, but also ignores the performance of intimacy in love.

Because she likes you, she is fearless. Because you don't like her, she doesn't care. So, don't be stingy in love, or you will lose. He is not your hero, and you can't wait for his somersault cloud.

Maybe he was just addicted to ambiguity and you left. In love, whoever is serious loses.

(29) Once the sea was difficult for water, and amber was forever. You thought that meeting the right person at the wrong time would disappoint Yingying's infatuation, but I thought that in love, you lost your life.

In love, whoever is serious loses. Obviously, I'm serious. I'm covered in phosphorus.

If you meet such a person, everyone else will do it! Everyone in love will not hesitate if they don't want to do it! Lost time in gambling, but won every minute with you in the future, then all encounters are gifts.

You are a pure person in love. I lost, so I became a deserter. I wish you happiness.

(33) must be the most stupid kind of person! Not as smart as you! In the end, not only did that person lose his armor in love, but it didn't mean that he was stupid and lost his love in a daze.

(34) In love, whoever annoys is a fucking loser! Be a bitch again and I'll fucking die! Fuck! I owe you! ! ! The life of a single dog

(35) In love, if you win your rival in love, you are the first room. Losing is a mistress.

36. Whoever is seriously in love will lose.

If in love, you are always thinking about how to catch each other, then you are wrong. You did win the momentum and aura, but you lost her.

In love, I never take it seriously. Because if you take it seriously, you lose. You lose completely. I won't let myself fall in love with you before I fall in love with you. If I really fall in love with you, it may be that I will be with you forever and never part.