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There is a profound classic saying: all the food you waste will be blocked on your way to heaven.

1. You can't believe any news until it is officially denied.

2, how to calculate the depth, it is still quite frustrating.

3. Look at the sky outside the window when you miss it. No matter how far apart we are, we will always be under the same sky.

A person with lofty ideals is short-lived, but a sad person knows that the night is long.

5, talk to offend people-mind your mouth.

6. If one day I become depraved with the smell of alcohol and tobacco, who will hold me and say, don't do this, will you change back? I love you dearly.

7. No matter how many promises you make, you can't make them, and they all turn into lies in the end.

Maybe you are trying to forget me, but I can't bear to part with you.

9. Satisfaction and greed will only make people fall into an endless abyss.

10 We laughed and said that we stayed in the same place of time, but in fact, we had already been swept away silently by the torrent.

1 1, no one wants to remind me that once upon a time, you had no right to shake my world again.

12, when you have no achievements, you are mature.

13, why is it always like this? You don't want to love you, but you can't forget it without loving you.

14, the food you waste will be blocked on your way to heaven.

In a word, philosophy has a profound personality.

1, in life, there is one person to miss, and that is fate; There is a person who misses himself very much and is very happy.

2. When one kind of happiness is far away, another kind of happiness is approaching.

Emotional debt is like an ocean of time, which we can't cross.

4, love must be the premise of marriage, and cherish, is a necessary obsession.

The so-called youth means that you can pursue what you want without fear no matter what.

6. I will always cry on your generous shoulders, but I just feel wronged. I have never found traces of tears on your cheeks. I always like to be spoiled in your warm arms, so I know I am happy. But you never know that there are fragile corners in your heart.

7. Forgetting and giving up is the best interpretation of love. Turning around is a new beginning, and I will be stronger from now on.

No matter how sentimental you have been before, no matter how beautiful and gorgeous your previous vows are, you must learn to forget the past, because that person will never come back.

9. Facing the future, if life urges us to make a choice, then I will definitely choose a grass-like lifestyle and defend my ideal world in the face of the faint sunset.

10, a man's name appears repeatedly in a woman's mouth, and the subtext is that I love him, whether praising that man or scolding that man. So if someone keeps talking about you, just follow.

1 1, you don't believe in love at first sight, but one day, you fall in love with someone at first sight, and he is a person who doesn't believe in love at first sight just like you.

12, I didn't mean to love you so much, just because you have filled my heart.

13, a person's life can be very happy, but only one person can't say happiness. Happiness is having a relationship with another person or people. They may be your family or someone you love.

14, I always thought the worst thing was that you left me. In fact, what saddens me most is that you have a harder life than me.

15, I can only tell why I don't like someone, but I can't tell why I like someone.

16, there are many reasons for breaking up, and there is only one reason for combining. The reason is: no reason is needed!

17, one person has one person's loneliness, and two people have two people's loneliness.

18, lovelorn is really not a crime, and people who are obsessed with mistakes are the most ignorant.

19, love is born and dies. Love is old and sick. If you can't cure it, you will die. Love is dying. It's time. Why do you want to fall in love and refuse to let go

20. In your love, I don't want to forget.

20 in-depth classic one-sentence sentiment quotations

20 in-depth classic one-sentence sentiment quotations

1, the first time I saw you, you were the only one in the crowd who was beautiful. I just took a look and my heart moved.

No matter how difficult the road ahead is, as long as you are in the right direction, no matter how bumpy it is, you are closer to happiness than standing in the same place.

3. When a person regards loneliness as the beauty of life dating and faces it with a calm and calm attitude, there will be no real loneliness.

4, we have a natural inertia, always thinking about eating the least suffering, taking the shortest detour and getting the maximum benefit. There are some things that others can do for you, but they can't feel for you. Without this mental journey, even if you succeed again, the spiritual field is still barren. The happiness of success and the satisfaction of harvest are not at the end of struggle, but in the process of struggle.

5. Truth has such power. The more you want to attack it, the more your attack will enrich and prove it. Galileo

6. For everyone, there is only one real duty: to find yourself. Then stick to his life in his heart, wholeheartedly and never stop. All other roads are incomplete, an escape road, a cowardly return to the public ideal, a drift and an inner fear. -"Demian"

7. What others think is important is not necessarily your pursuit. Only you know what is most appropriate.

8. One of the signs of maturity is knowing how to ridicule, not only mocking the world but also mocking yourself. Don't be opinionated, don't get to the bottom of everything, don't be unreasonable, don't try to change others, don't demand others with your own moral standards, learn to understand the strangest things, learn to appreciate the artistic style farthest from yourself, in short, learn to be casual and learn to be tolerant.

9. Pick up what should be picked up and throw it away. Because, only when it's over will the beginning begin.

10, calm down and think of you, and feel that everything is incredible. I didn't know that love was so beautiful, and it was so beautiful in the depths. I really don't want anyone to take care of us. Nobody cares. It has nothing to do with anyone. I tell you, when I think of you, I will smile at this ugly face. —— Wang Xiaobo

1 1, the joy of life is not life itself, but our fear of rising to a higher life; The torture of life is not life itself, but the self-torture we have because of that fear. -Kafka

12, I want you to believe the old sayings of warmth, beauty, trust, dignity and strength. I don't want you to be decadent, empty, confused, ruin yourself and hurt others. You should have a strong heart. We must believe that time will pass, and we will not be worn and yielded. I say I love the world, not because I am in an ivory tower. It was only after knowing that it was dark, dirty and ugly outside that I had to say such a thing. -Bai Bangni "A Letter to My Sister"

13, Acacia is a long draft, but it is often very short when published.

14, only one person can hear his own voice when traveling. It will tell you that the world is wider than you think. There will be no outlet in your life. You will find yourself with a pair of wings and you can fly without anyone's permission. Wu Danru

15, in fact, it is not terrible for men to lie. The terrible thing is that women will become accomplices and lie to themselves with men.

16, all girls should have the belief that I am single, not afraid of loving again, not afraid of getting hurt, and not forgetting anyone. There is no special reason for dog blood, but the right person hasn't appeared yet. People who are really willing to tolerate me, cherish me and accompany me all my life are still on the road. Before he came, I was not afraid of loneliness, I would rather have nothing than nothing. Happy motto

17. Dreams are held too high to reach and can only be treasured. It's been a long time, moldy and has changed its taste. With a legitimate reason not to touch it, I will feel at ease and continue to be shelved. -Seven years of viola.

18, beauty must be delivered to the same beauty. You know, mountains and rivers, vegetation and dust are all your heart. Only when you are clean and stable can you see the autumn waters and the bright moon. -Annie, baby

19, no one can hurt you with salt unless you have suppuration yourself. No one can hurt you unless you want to.

20. Sadness is the most chewy taste. Without experiencing this kind of pain, it is impossible to ponder the happiness of other lives.

A classic sentence with a deep signature on WeChat

1: thin ice holds the night, I come to you, I come to you, not just throwing birds into the forest.

2. drink two or two glasses of wine, and half a catty is crazy. I was thinking about you all night.

3. One dog, one cat, one life, why should many people be tied to each other?

You see who let go of your feelings and who can get away with it.

5: It's a pity that neither you nor I have a chance to hug you.

6: Can't support people who play dead.

7: Storytellers only drink and don't go with others.

I like your water like a fish.

9: You should live up to expectations and grow up.

10: well, I'm leaving, and I won't give you any more pestering and small emotions.

1 1: You never gave her a sense of security, blaming her for being suspicious all day. You are really interesting.

12: I really want to know you and spend my life with you in my city.

13: I forgot how we started, but I remember how we ended.

14: It's not her but yourself that is funny. Is it ridiculous to think of yourself as great?

15: It was said that we should start from beginning to end, but the result was ridiculous.

16: It's actually good to make faces.

17: Well, everyone is flocking to you, and I just want to stay away from you.

18: I hope one day you can rush out of the sea and hold me in your arms.

19: Everything behind him is the past, except the blue sky.

It is impolite to disappear suddenly.

2 1: I laugh that you have no grassland, and you laugh that I have no lover.

All the air in my arms has turned into wind, and I dare not meet you.

23: Can you drink a glass of hard liquor with me in winter?

24: It's a pity that too many people can't suffer.

25: angular and warm at the same time

26: Send you a seagull to set you free.

27: The only way to leave is to get used to everything at that time, and everything is very dull.

28: When you have the spring breeze, horseshoe disease belongs to heaven, and hate is the abyss.

There is only one you in my world. As long as you are late, it doesn't matter.

People must be ready to say goodbye at any time.

3 1: This is a long and good life.

Lust only seeks pleasure. After the pleasure, the desire fades, and the so-called love is over.

At night, the moon, the breeze and you are all beyond my touch.

34: wishful thinking has a beginning and no end

35: Don't worry, everything will be just snacks in ten years.

36: Be a loose and free person, alone, without any constraints.

37: Feelings are both humble and great.

38: A thousand loves are not worth a face.

39: Your greetings will also make me sob alone at night.

40: Time holds my wound tightly with a charming gesture, saying that I am a good medicine and I will cure you.

4 1: What can you do if you delete it? Crying about what to do with you? You always think me bad.

42: You start writing love stories at midnight. You said you didn't miss him. You cried when you wrote it. Why can't you forget him?

43: After you left, I still gulped and laughed loudly. I just miss you. It's so sad.

44: Whose hand did you hold when crossing the world of mortals, but I lost weight with the years.

45: I have been sad all my life. Many times, I might as well die, black and blue.

I can play dumb, but I miss it and I am sad. How can I hide it?

47: The person I like comes back to me, and life is like a mystery.

48: It never occurred to me that this farewell is actually the last time.

49: I look back step by step. The mountain is an old friend's eye, and the willow is a slender hand. After meeting you, it is difficult to walk step by step.

Please keep the sad things away from me.

5 1: Love and hate. Anyway, I won't see you again in my next life.

52: Your God is dead, and you didn't save this world.

Do you have to drink, fight and cut your hair after breaking up to prove how strong your love is?

I am nice to you because I want you to be the same as me, not to make you feel how awesome you are.