A collection of homophonic sentences (70 sentences) in which friends are not afraid of each other not laughing when they meet and chat.

A homophonic sentence 1 in which friends are not afraid of each other's not laughing when they meet and chat (I). Mushrooms were walking on the road and were hit by oranges. "I have no eyes, go to hell," said the mushroom angrily. "Then the orange died. Because bacteria will kill oranges, oranges must die. .

2. Teacher: What is four plus one? Xiaoming: Six minus one Teacher: Why do you say that when you know the answer? Xiaoming: Because we young people don't talk about martial arts.

I didn't bring my book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?

4. Driving through a small quagmire, the water splashed by the small quagmire was loud, so it was such loud mud.

If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes won't bite.

6. Don't love me. There is no result. I have a lot of things to do, and I still love my job.

7. The weather is very hot. The old hen went to enjoy the cool under the tree and soon shivered with cold. She accidentally stepped on a banana. It turned out that the chicken was cold and burnt.

8. I fried skewers on the roadside again. I bought a squid beard in the shop. I feel uncomfortable after eating it. The doctor said my name is empty beard (so empty)

9. Brothers and sisters sing. Sister: What if I forget the prelude? Brother: Sister, how dare you forget the prelude!

10. I made a plan and finished a P because of Lan.

1 1. You can cheat my feelings, but you can't cheat my money. I can love many people in my life, but I really can't make much money.

12. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that steaming was boring.

13. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

14. 100 yuan, after the operation, it became a 40 yuan. Maybe this is a 40% discount operation.

15. A sheep can become handsome only after taking a thousand baths, because a sheep can take a thousand baths.

16. Why does a person dislike sitting more and more, because novices are easy to stand (post station).

17. Why is Chang 'e fickle? Because her name is change.

18. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

Friends are not afraid of each other's laughter when they meet and chat. 19. Bowls and chopsticks are good friends. Chopsticks were sad when the bowl died, saying: The bowl is safe.

20. Fahai will never become a rapper, because he won't let the snake go.

2 1. Accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the dishcloth on the table fell off and rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.

22. I was just reported by my neighbor as disturbing the people because I was too poor.

23. Once upon a time, the snake wanted the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. Snakes can't. Did you hear that?

24. Lu Su: "You are drunk, if you drink any more, you will die." Zhou Yu: "I'm not drunk." Lu Su: "Go ahead, viceroy." Zhou Yu: DuDu DuDu

25. Yang poisoning, Ouyang Feng detoxification. He said to the little dragon girl: don't look at me, little dragon girl received: green ... grass has become more fragrant to me?

26. You don't even consider me. what do you think? Miss Shi.

27. You don't even add my WeChat, so what do you add, Canada?

28. Jason Wu meets a mouse-Jason Wu attacks!

29. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Unexpectedly, cicada said, "I don't hate catching cicadas, but I like them a little?

30. I'm SF, and I said whether you are a small piece or a small piece.

3 1. Even I don't cherish it. Empresses in the Palace, what do you cherish?

32. Are you religious? I'm back teaching, and our main task is to sleep.

33. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.

It's so hot that we are familiar with each other.

35. If you don't even hold my hand, what do you hold? Holding hands with Guanyin?

36. I am a diet pill. I can make people lose weight. I don't care about medicine. I don't care about medicine.

37. A hunter shot a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.

One day, the elk got lost. He called the giraffe and said, "Hey, I'm lost!" " "

39. My old colleague signed "God is a girl" and I asked him why he was so literary. He said it was called "unfair heaven".

40. You can't tell people who are afraid of dogs that life is not just about dogs in front of them, but also about dogs all over the street.

4 1. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk and lost my temper today.

42. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams is because of Starbucks.

43. There is a piece of glass, and I feel a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!

44. One day, the boy was cleaning the table and accidentally killed two ants. Here comes a little ant. The boy asked it, "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said, "You wiped it to death."

45. The steamed bread is too light to eat. I want to add some seasoning, and then I can eat it. I just feel a twinge of heartache. It turns out that what I added was nothing.

46. The plane doesn't need to honk in the air, so it won't make the sound of flying objects.

47. "Why does the White Lady let Xu Xian go every time she is angry and sings?" "Because she is best at snake music."

48. It's raining heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear that? Don't go, don't go.

49. I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate pepper and got numb next door.

50. A duckling tried to stand with the duck in front, but he couldn't run. He shouted "Yes, yes, no".

5 1. I haven't washed my hair at home for four days, so sexy.

What did you eat today? B: There are no ducks. B: Hot and sour bamboo shoots.

53. When I open my eyes, they light up, and when I close them, they get dark. Can I also be a refrigerator?

54. One day, I was dying while playing king. I told my teammates, watch the road, watch the road, watch the road, do you hear me? Put it down.

When friends meet and chat, they are not afraid of each other not laughing (Chapter 4) 55. "What if a white balloon bursts a black balloon?" Confession balloon

56. The bear planted a fruit tree and took good care of it every day. The fruit trees didn't bear fruit until autumn. The bear said disappointedly, "No fruit, no fruit."

57. Others find buzzing annoying, but you say it's a beautiful mosquito, so I'll tickle you!

58. The child asked his mother, why can't the candle flame stop for a while? Her mother said it was because it was a little spiritual fire.

59. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they came apart when I washed them. Did you hear that? They separated long ago.

60. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet and fragrant baked sweet potato.

6 1. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

62. Why does Conan always wear that suit? Because he was afraid of being said, Oh, it's a new dress!

63. A duckling ran fast on the mud and then fell asleep. The name of this story is Mud Sleeping Duck.

64. Mother sparrow asked the sparrow, "Baby, what hair did you tie today?" The little sparrow said "tweet" and her mother answered "tweet, tweet"

65. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is very important.

66. What 66.Rutihah said was very touching, and everyone said that he was very touching and wise.

67. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"

68. If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-fears, and then know its own changes: however, when China holds our friendship.

69. The rabbit planted a fruit tree in spring, and muttered to himself when he went to see it in autumn, but it didn't bear fruit, and it didn't bear fruit.

70. I was not even invited. what are you going to do？