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Ji Yun is fat but afraid of summer.

1. Anecdote about Ji Yun (in classical Chinese) "Ji Yunmiao vs. Gan Long" Original: Ji Yunmiao was fat and afraid of summer heat, sweating in summer, and his clothes were all wet.

Into the south study, every time I go out, I will stay at home, just undress and enjoy the cool, and then go out for a long time. When Gao heard this sentence from the supervisor, he knew that he would play it one day.

Hui Ji and several colleagues were talking and laughing naked. Suddenly the emperor came out from the inside and put on his clothes in a hurry. Ji is short-sighted. When Emperor Gaozong came to the front, he first saw it. When he was naked, he sat down and gasped.

The emperor sat for two hours without leaving or saying anything. The heat was unbearable, so he looked out and asked, "Is the old man going?" The emperor smiled and everyone laughed.

The emperor said, "Ji Yun is rude, how can he say such frivolous things! Just say it, and kill if you don't say it. " Ji said, "I have no clothes."

Emperor Gaozong ordered the supervisor to change his clothes and crawl to the ground. Gao zong asked sharply, "what do you mean by the word' old man'?" Ji calmly took off his hat, nodded his thanks and said, "Long life is' old', indomitable spirit is' head', and parents are' sons'."

It's yue. Ji Yun is obese and particularly afraid of heat. Every summer, he often sweats and his clothes are soaked. Every time he went to the South Study Room (southwest of Gan Qing Palace, also known as the South House) for duty, he always went shirtless to enjoy the cool, and it took him a long time to come out.

Emperor Gaozong (Qianlong) heard from eunuchs that Ji Yun had such a situation and planned to try Doby. One day, Ji Yun and several colleagues were talking and laughing with bare arms in the study.

Suddenly, Qianlong walked out of the inner palace and went straight to the study. Colleagues saw it from a distance and quickly put on their clothes. Only Ji Yun was short-sighted and didn't realize it until Ganlong came to him, but it was too late to get dressed. In desperation, he hid behind Qianlong's seat, panting and afraid to move. Gan Long sat for two hours without talking.

It was a hot summer, and the heat in Ji Yun was unbearable. He poked his head out to spy and asked his colleague, "Is the old man gone?" After listening to it, Qianlong felt bored and laughed, and his colleagues couldn't help laughing. Gan Long finally said, "Ji Yun, you are so rude. How can you say such frivolous things! Why do you call me "old man"? If you explain it properly, I will forgive you, or I will cut your head off! " Ji Yun said, "I'm naked."

Qianlong ordered the eunuch to help him put on his official clothes. Gan Long asked again in a stern tone, "How do you explain the word' old man'? ! "Ji Yun unhurriedly took off his hat and kowtowed and explained," Long live your majesty, this is called' old age'; You are indomitable and supreme, which is called' head'; Heaven and earth are the parents of the emperor, so they are called' sons'. "

The clever compliment was answered correctly, and Ji Yun was forgiven for laughing.

2. Anecdote about Ji Yun (classical Chinese) "Ji Yun Miao v. Gan Long"

Original text:

Ji Yun is fat and afraid of the heat in summer. He sweats in summer and his clothes are all wet. Into the south study, every time I go out, I will stay at home, just undress and enjoy the cool, and then go out for a long time. When Gao heard this sentence from the supervisor, he knew that he would play it one day.

Hui Ji and several colleagues were talking and laughing naked. Suddenly the emperor came out from the inside and put on his clothes in a hurry. Ji is short-sighted. When Emperor Gaozong came to the front, he first saw it. When he was naked, he sat down and gasped. The emperor sat for two hours without leaving or saying anything. The heat was unbearable, so he looked out and asked, "Is the old man going?" The emperor smiled and everyone laughed. The emperor said, "Ji Yun is rude, how can he say such frivolous things! Just say it, and kill if you don't say it. " Ji said, "I have no clothes." Emperor Gaozong ordered the supervisor to change his clothes and crawl to the ground. Gao zong asked sharply, "what do you mean by the word' old man'?" Ji calmly took off his hat, nodded his thanks and said, "Long life is' old', indomitable spirit is' head', and parents are' sons'." It's yue.

Translation:

Ji Yun is obese and particularly afraid of heat. Every summer, he often sweats and his clothes are soaked. Every time I go to the south study room (southwest of Qing Palace, also known as Nanzhai) for duty, I always like to go shirtless and enjoy the cool, and it takes a long time to come out. Emperor Gaozong (Qianlong) heard from eunuchs that Ji Yun had such a situation and planned to try Doby.

One day, Ji Yun and several colleagues were talking and laughing with bare arms in the study. Suddenly, Qianlong walked out of the inner palace and went straight to the study. Colleagues saw it from a distance and quickly put on their clothes. Only Ji Yun was short-sighted and didn't realize it until Ganlong came to him, but it was too late to get dressed. In desperation, he hid behind Qianlong's seat, panting and afraid to move. Gan Long sat for two hours without talking. It was a hot summer, and the heat in Ji Yun was unbearable. He poked his head out to spy and asked his colleague, "Is the old man gone?" After listening to it, Qianlong felt bored and laughed, and his colleagues couldn't help laughing. Gan Long finally said, "Ji Yun, you are so rude. How can you say such frivolous things! Why do you call me "old man"? If you explain it properly, I will forgive you, or I will cut your head off! " Ji Yun said, "I'm naked." Qianlong ordered the eunuch to help him put on his official clothes. Gan Long asked again in a stern tone, "How do you explain the word' old man'? ! "Ji Yun unhurriedly took off his hat and kowtowed and explained," Long live your majesty, this is called' old age'; You are indomitable and supreme, which is called' head'; Heaven and earth are the parents of the emperor, so they are called' sons'. " The clever compliment was answered correctly, and Ji Yun was forgiven for laughing.

Ji Yun is obese, especially afraid of heat. Every summer, he often sweats and his clothes are soaked. Every time he went to the South Study Room (southwest of Gan Qing Palace, also known as the South House) for duty, he always went shirtless to enjoy the cool, and it took him a long time to come out. Emperor Gaozong (Qianlong) heard from eunuchs that Ji Yun had such a situation and planned to try Doby.

One day, Ji Yun and several colleagues were talking and laughing with bare arms in the study. Suddenly, Qianlong walked out of the inner palace and went straight to the study. Colleagues saw it from a distance and quickly put on their clothes. Only Ji Yun was short-sighted and didn't realize it until Ganlong came to him, but it was too late to get dressed. In desperation, he hid behind Qianlong's seat, panting and afraid to move. Gan Long sat for two hours without talking. It was a hot summer, and the heat in Ji Yun was unbearable. He poked his head out to spy and asked his colleague, "Is the old man gone?" After listening to it, Qianlong felt bored and laughed, and his colleagues couldn't help laughing. Gan Long finally said, "Ji Yun, you are so rude. How can you say such frivolous things! Why do you call me "old man"? If you explain it properly, I will forgive you, or I will cut your head off! " Ji Yun said, "I'm naked." Qianlong ordered the eunuch to help him put on his official clothes. Gan Long asked again in a stern tone, "How do you explain the word' old man'? ! "Ji Yun unhurriedly took off his hat and kowtowed and explained," Long live your majesty, this is called' old age'; You are indomitable and supreme, which is called' head'; Heaven and earth are the parents of the emperor, so they are called' sons'. " The clever compliment was answered correctly, and Ji Yun was forgiven for laughing.

It can be seen that in addition to being honest and clean, Ji Yun can always fight against corrupt officials with iron teeth and copper teeth, and he is eloquent and knowledgeable.

4. Ancient Chinese translation: anti-autumn bears the original text. When traveling, I saw passers-by shouldering the burden of resisting autumn, saying, "Hu shouldering the burden of resisting autumn?" Right: "I like his hair." Hou Wen said, "If you don't know what's inside, Mao has nothing to rely on?" Next year, Dongyang will pay ten times as much as the doctor. Hou Wen said, "This is no reason to congratulate me. For example, a passerby will love his hair very much, but he doesn't know what's inside, and his hair has nothing to rely on. Today, my land is not wide and there are not many literati, but if the money is ten times, I will take it from the literati. It is said that restless people are not allowed to live in the world. This is not a reason to congratulate me. "

Wei Wenhou went out for a parade and saw a man wearing a fur coat and carrying firewood on the road. Wei Wenhou said, "Why are you wearing this fur coat and carrying firewood?" The man replied, "I cherish the fur of my fur coat." Wei Wenhou said, "Don't you know that if you polish your skin, there is no place for hair to attach?" In the second year, the list of gifts presented by Dongyang Prefecture increased tenfold. All the doctors came to congratulate. Wei Wenhou said, "This is not something you should congratulate me on. For example, this is no different from the man wearing a leather coat and carrying firewood on the road. Cherish the hair on the leather coat, but I don't know that without the leather coat, the hair will have nowhere to attach. Now my land has not expanded, and the number of officials and people has not increased, but my money has increased tenfold. This must be the strategy of the literati asking for help. I have heard a saying that the people's lives are unstable and the emperor can't sit back and relax. This is not what you should congratulate me. "

5. Zhao Bogong's hypertrophy translated the original text

Zhao Bogong is fat and drunk in summer, and his grandson is playing on his stomach because seven or eight plums are tired in his navel. I am drunk, I have no feeling; A few days later, I knew the pain. The plum is rotten and the juice is coming out. He thought it was an umbilical point and was afraid of death. He ordered his wife to do housework, but she cried and said to her family, "My intestines are rotten, and I'm going to die." Li he will come out tomorrow, and when he asks, he will know that he is the grandson of plum. This article is selected from Don't Remember the Immortal by Zhang Ming Yiling.

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Zhao Bogong is fat and tall. He was drunk in summer and lay on his back in bed. His little grandson climbed into his belly to play, so he stuffed plums into his navel, a total of seven or eight pieces. Zhao Bogong was so drunk that he didn't feel anything. It was several days before he felt pain. At this time, the plum pit has rotted and the juice has come out. He thought it was a hole in his navel and was afraid of death. He told his wife to arrange the funeral quickly. He cried and said to his family, "My intestines are rotten and I'm going to die!" The next day, the plum pit fell out, and when I asked, I realized that this was the plum pit that my grandson had stuffed in.

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1. Edge: Climb (crawl) 2. Tired: * * m 3. I'm four years old. Point: hole; The fifth hole. And: Will 6. Dispose of: arrangement 7. Stop: Not at all. ...

6. Translation of Classical Chinese and Gu Zhangshu: Last month, the servant thanked me for my illness (1), and he also found Luo (2). West of Meixi (3), there is Shimen Mountain, and the forest wall competes for summer (4), and single mountain is limited to 5 days; Deep caves contain clouds, and deep streams are green; Cicada sings crane levies, water cries ape levies, Ying Ying levies, and continues to rhyme levies. Because he has lived in seclusion for a long time, he rebuilt it. Fortunately, chrysanthemum is rich, and Zhu Shi is spared. The project funded by Silicon Valley has been completed in Sri Lanka. The joy of benevolence [13], what a language [13]!

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I resigned due to illness last month and went back to my hometown to find a secluded place. To the west of Meixi, there is a Shimen Mountain. The gloomy and steep cliffs compete with the clouds in the sky. Independent mountain peaks hide the sun. Deep caves contain clouds, and deep valleys and streams accumulate green pools. Cicadas sing, cranes sing, the water sounds clear, and apes crow. Harmonious and pleasant sounds are mixed with each other, with long tones and beautiful rhymes. As I always advocate seclusion, I built a house on that mountain. Fortunately, there are many chrysanthemums in this place, and there are many bamboos beside it. All the necessities of seclusion in the valley are here. Being loved by people with lofty ideals is not just an expression!

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It expresses that the author does not pursue fame and fortune, is willing to return to nature, and advocates an indifferent and quiet life. The author chose Shimen Mountain to live in seclusion because the project funded by Silicon Valley has been completed in Sri Lanka. What Renzhi likes to see is nothing more than words! "

7. Wang Jizhou, the translator of the classical Chinese "Wang", was already able to write articles at the age of seven or eight. He didn't know Bi Wenjian until he became a national official.

Asked about his family affairs, knowing that Wang Yuanfu made a living by grinding flour, he asked him to write poems in the name of grinding poems. Yuan Zhi said without thinking, "As long as your heart is upright, don't worry about being unknown for a while.

If someone lends you a little help, it's time for you to turn around. Wen Jian was very surprised, so he stayed at school for a lecture. One day, the satrap wrote a poem (couplet) at the banquet: "A parrot can argue like a phoenix", and none of the guests present could match it. Wen Jian wrote this poem on the screen, and Yuan Zhi wrote a couplet below: "Although spiders are not as clever as silkworms."

Wen Jian sighed after reading it, saying that he is really a talented person who can run the country and keep it safe! So he gave Wang a coat and called him a little friend.

8. Tam is a native of Guixiang, Weizhou.

Father Luo, whose real name is Luo Zongyang, started as a horse herding supervisor for our time. In the last years of Guangqi, Le's son was so arrogant that he dared not recruit and wanted to destroy the tooth army in Weizhou.

The tooth army was furious, gathered people and shouted to attack him, fled during training and defended Xiangzhou. The tooth army abandoned the joy, imprisoned him in longxing temple, forced him to become a monk, killed him soon, and elected Zhao as the successor of the primary school.

Earlier, Luo said that he met an old man with a white beard where he lived and said to him, "You will be the owner of one of the lands." I met twice in this dream, and I felt very strange inside.

Soon Zhao and the army were at loggerheads, and the army gathered and shouted, "Who will be our time?" Luo immediately replied, "The old man with white beard told me a long time ago that I could be your monarch." In April of the first year of Tang Wende (888), the tooth army elected Luo as the successor of Weizhou.

When the court heard the news, it officially granted him our time. In the period, Taizu attacked Yanzhou and Yunzhou, and Zhu turned to Taiyuan for help. At this point, Li Keyong sent general Li Cunxin to aid, and stationed in Shenxian County by way of Weizhou.

Li Cunxin went out of his way, constantly taking Weizhou horses and cattle, and Robben was wronged. Mao took the opportunity to send someone to see Luo, saying, "The Jin people in Taiyuan are determined to annex the Heshuo River. When they return to the division, your road will be very worrying. "

Luo was afraid, so he made friends with Mao and sent 30,000 troops to attack Li Cunxin and defeated him. Soon, Li Keyong led the troops to attack Weizhou and camped outside Guanyin Gate. Many cities belonging to Weizhou were captured by 8 Jin Army.

The Maoist Ge went to save Luo, fought with the 8 Jin Army in Lianshui, captured Li Keyong's son alive and presented it. Mao ordered to surrender to Luo, who killed Jin Jun before withdrawing. At this time, Zhao Kuangyin is trying to seize Yanzhou and Yunzhou, fearing that Luo will deviate from himself. Every year, when giving property on holidays, you must be modest in words and generous in gifts.

Every time Luo returned the gift, Taizu would bow to the north in front of the ambassador of Weizhou and say, "Brother Liu is twice my age. How can a friendship of brothers treat each other with the courtesy of ordinary neighbors?" So Luo attaches great importance to Mao.

Later, Luo was officially proofread by Qiu and was appointed as Linqing King. In August of the first year of Guanghua (898), he died in office.

After Luo inherited his father's footsteps and claimed to stay in Weizhou, the imperial court appointed him by the way, and then officially gave him an axe and a shovel, sealing him as a proofreader, part-time assistant minister and Changsha county king. Moving eastward to Luoyang, Taizu ordered each to build Luoyi, while Luoyi built his own ancestral temple, and the imperial edict named him the imperial guard and made him the king of Ye.

At the beginning, during the Zhide period, Tian stole and occupied the six countries of Xiang, Wei, Yi, Bo, Wei and Bei, recruited children from the army and put them under his command, which was called the "Tooth Army", and they all gave generous rewards, which made the Tooth Army extremely favored. A long time ago, father and son came down in one continuous line and became close friends. The cruel man took bribes and violated laws and regulations, and officials could not stop him.

It's just like a child's play to change the coach casually. In the past 200 years, from the beginning of chefs, coaches have been cancelled by the dental army, such as Shi Xiancheng, He Gao, Han Hele and so on. They all supported them, and their preferential treatment and rewards were slightly unsatisfactory, so the whole family was punished. Luo used to suffer from the tooth army. Although he bought the goods and tolerated them, he was dissatisfied with them.

In the first month of the second year of Luo's accession to the throne, Liu Rengong of Youzhou took up 100,000 troops, disturbed Heshuo, captured it and marched into Weizhou. Luo turned to Mao for help, and Li Sian, a Maoist, helped him. He was stationed in Lianshui. Ge Cong Xing Zhou entered Wei Zhou, and Liu Shouwen and Shan Ke, generals of Yan Army, fought against Mao's army in Neihuang. The Yan army was defeated and Mao's army pursued them.

In Ge, he also led the army to attack and defeated the Yan army. More than 30,000 beheadings.

In three years, Luo sent messengers to join forces with Mao to jointly attack Cangzhou to repay Mao. From then on, Luo was grateful for Mao's help and deeply admired and attached to him.

Luo witnessed the decline of the national fortune in the Tang Dynasty, and his army was stronger than other places in the world. Knowing that he must have the intention of being a Zen master, he attached himself wholeheartedly to him to make friends and achieve his career, and he was often worried about the accident of the dental army, which made him uneasy. One day, in the early years, the ruined ground sank for no reason. Soon, a small school in Li changed. Luo was even more afraid, so he decided to get rid of the tooth army and sent messengers to tell Mao to let him do foreign aid.

Mao promised him to send Li Sian to attack Cangzhou again with the army of Weibo Town. Before that, Princess Anyang died in Weizhou. Mao took the opportunity to send Ma Sixun of Changzhi Military Academy to select 1,000 soldiers, hid weapons in huge pockets and carried them into yu zhou with shoulder straps, saying that he sponsored the funeral of Princess Anyang.

One day, on the fifth day of the first month of the third year (906), Mao personally led his troops to cross the river, claiming to inspect the camps in Cangzhou and Jingzhou. The tooth army was very suspicious of his actions. On 16th of this month, Luo led hundreds of slaves to attack the tooth army with Ma Sixun. At that time, more than 1000 dental troops living in Yacheng were all killed by dawn, and all 8000 families were destroyed, but it was empty.

The next day, Mao ran from the inner yellow. At that time, Wei Jun, with 20,000 troops, was surrounding Cangzhou with the imperial army. Wei Jun heard about the things in Weizhou City and held the general stone to Gaotang. In six states, they are enemies. The Maoists divided their forces to conquer, and it took half a year to pacify.

From then on, although Luo got rid of the tooth army that persecuted him, he immediately regretted weakening his own strength. In less than a few months, the battle of Fuyang happened again, and the traffic in Luo Fei provided supplies for transporting military supplies. It's 500 miles from Yedu to Luchang, and cars and tracks overlap.

Marshal House was established in Weizhou, and pavilions were set up along the road to supply sacrificial prisons, wine supplies, military accounts and weapons. There are hundreds of thousands of people in Mao's army, and there is no shortage of military supplies. When Mao came back from Luchang and passed through Weizhou again, Luo took the opportunity to say to Mao, "... Zhou, Qixia and Taiyuan finally had arrogant and secretive intentions, each under the banner of reviving the royal family in the Tang Dynasty." The king's attempt to seize state power by himself to cut off others is a godsend, not what people want, which was criticized by the ancients. "

Mao thanked him deeply. When Taizu ascended the throne, Gallo was a teacher and a secretariat official, and was awarded the title of "Contributing to the Opening of Heaven".

When Yu Jia entered Luo, he was ordered to rebuild the Five Peaks Pagoda and Temple. Huge timber and exquisite craftsmen were not owned at that time, but the building suddenly.