Momo is funny.

1, don't think that just looking like Optimus Prime can save the world, it's useless.

2, the weather is so stuffy and hot! Grandpa Sun, you are so old, don't be invisible. We know you're online.

3. keitel, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

Don't frighten me with your eyes, because my glasses are insulated.

Don't tempt me with money. My aunt looks down on me.

6, don't be infatuated with elder sister, elder sister will make you nosebleed.

7. It is not the style, but the brand that is expensive for a dress.

8. Life is like an angry bird ↘ When you fail, there are always several pigs laughing.

9. Excuse me! I'm already dead. But thank you for coming to see me! See you tonight 12!

10, why do you treat me differently? I laughed it off, because what I published was not space talk, but Weibo!

1 1, for the sake of the next generation of the motherland, fall in love no matter how ugly, and talk about a world full of love.

12, hey … people are getting fat, and they will gain weight after one breath!

13, maybe I am really poisonous, but I really don't want you to be happy.

14. Love that can't be said with sweet words and feelings that can't be expressed half-heartedly.

15, take its essence and discard its dross, and the result is that you are pregnant.

16, idiot, this word belongs only to you. Others don't deserve this word.

17, pretend to play soy sauce even if you are jealous, and don't let others look down on you. I am too salty. ...

18, Happy Day: Go to bed when you are full.

19, even Oreo's sandwich, there are times when he is lonely.

20, handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!

2 1, people's peach blossom luck, like the physiological cycle, is bursting.

22. If you help a friend who needs money badly, he will surely remember you-the next time he needs money badly.

23. Keep saying that customers are God, and these businesses are not Christians at all!

Drinking is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.

25. During the onset of intermittent depression, strangers should not disturb and acquaintances should not find out.

26. Who is smarter than a genius? You have no chance of winning. You should compete with his stupidity and win.

27. Ninety-nine percent of cats are called Mimi, ninety-nine percent of men are horny, and the other one may be prude.

28. Surprise is like making a mask. It should be used occasionally, suitable for both men and women, so it will be more moist.

29. She gave me another black eye politely. A few years later, the doctor in a mental hospital told me that my delusion was in vain.

Believe me, I am very low-key, Xixi, why am I so cute?

3 1, I really don't want to say that you look like a car accident scene.

32. Looking at beautiful women in the street is appreciation if you look up, and hooligans if you look down.

33. Because of persistence, I am not afraid of regret.

34. If you save enough 4.5 yuan and I save enough 4.5 yuan, we can get married in the Civil Affairs Bureau.

35, boring mother, boring crying: boring to death …

36. I am unknown in the world, and you turn all beings upside down in the vegetable market.

37. Count the money until your hand cramps and you wake up naturally.

38. In ancient times, one sword ruled the world; Now the sword is dissolute on earth.

39. I found a mouse pad yesterday and wanted to get a computer. What did you say was missing?

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4 1, which country often divorces, Paris, well, we will go there to get married in the future.

Give me a can of spinach, and I can beat all my opponents.

43. As long as you live better than me, you will die before me.

44. The ex-girlfriend seems to be her own, and the post-girlfriend seems to be adopted.

45. Little girl, give your uncle a smile. If you don't smile, he will give you a smile.

46. My youth has been devoted to compulsory education.

47. If you help a friend who needs money badly, he will surely remember you-the next time he needs money badly.

48. Advertising is to tell others that money can still be spent like this.

49. kelp silk jumped off the building, and dried radish shed tears on the scene.

50. It is difficult to love one person, it is annoying to love two people, and it is also difficult to love three people.

Talk about Mo Mo, talk about Mo Mo and talk about sadness.

Talk about momo

1, sorry, I'm still secretly checking the distance between you and me in Momo.

2. In the most struggling years; You should love someone who can give you motivation, not someone who can make you exhausted.

Dear yourself, it's time to wake up You have done too many meaningless struggles, too many absurd things, too many blind decisions, missed too many original happiness, too many peaceful lives and too many rational choices. From now on, please seriously forget what you have done, and then make up for what you missed with your heart. You want to live a more wonderful life, and you want others to look at you wonderfully and envy you, instead of just paying attention to other people's happiness.

4. I saw a very good saying: No matter what age you are, I think we should learn to be gentle with the people around us, at least don't add obstacles to others when speaking, because you may not know that language really has a magical power, which will make the person you love love love you and make the person who loves you decide to leave you.

5. Every day is a new beginning and should be treated as such. Don't dwell on the past, think about what you can do now.

6. Let me be a passing dragonfly, leaving behind the missed process. DOG, I love you.

7. The best thing in life is meeting. Later, I learned that what is rare is reunion. If the meeting is a reunion after a long separation, I hope we are all well. If life is like the first time.

8. Do your best and leave it to fate. A clear conscience is not confused by feelings. Take advantage of this situation and be happy about it. Correct when you know your mistake, and turn back when you get lost. Pay attention to people who like you and forget people who don't like you. It's good to live like this.

9, I am a good person, I don't play Mo Mo!

10, there is always a place that I will never mention in my life, but I will never forget it. There is always someone who makes you feel sorry and unforgettable. There is always a kind of love, always living in my heart, but bidding farewell to life. What can't be forgotten is memory, and what continues is life. If you miss it, you will pass by. There are many people coming and going around, and there is always one position that has not changed.

1 1, I chased the tail of time, crossed the 300-year-old fleeting time, and saw you stumbling in the world of mortals, searching all the way, holding my beloved Juanjuan beauty in my hand with all my heart. Just because she walked through your youth and left an intoxicating smile; She stayed in your flower season and warmed your thoughts. Now, she has disappeared in your rainy season, drowning your painful tears.

12, no matter how unforgettable your past is, it is only the past. I still know you after breaking up, but I don't want to see you again. You have a good life, I will not bless you, you have a bad life, I will not laugh at you. Because from now on we are strangers. Your world no longer has me, and my world no longer has you. I can't cherish you anymore. I'm sorry, what I lost is what you lost.

13, if one day, you can't find me, don't be sad. It's not that I don't love you, nor that you miss me, but that I finally have the courage to leave, but please remember that I really waited before that. I admit that I am the kind of person who would rather lose than take the initiative. Later, you didn't stay, and I didn't look back, so I lived well for the rest of my life.

14, I saw a very real sentence: You have done things well, and people think that farting makes sense. You failed, no matter how reasonable it is, people think it's a fart!

15, they all say that the world is so beautiful, guarding the people you love, with white hair and old moon and green hills, plain and precious; It is said that the world is so beautiful that people with love in their hearts will not be beautiful. Let's raise our glasses and drink Momo red dust. Meet, get to know, part, complain. In the drama of youth, some melodies, some stories and some feelings are slowly intertwined in the background of variegated colors.

16, whether you want to admit it or not, most people who have loved for a lifetime will become familiar from strangeness, and then from familiarity to strangeness. What moved us was not the sentence I love you, but the sentence I accompany you. Love is not an end, but companionship is an end.

17, it is better to be good when you are alone, which is not only responsible for yourself, but also a good explanation for future people. If you are in full bloom, butterflies will come.

18 you said, is there a person who regards you as the whole of life, and he is talking about you? You say, is there anyone who is most afraid of losing you and most annoyed by insecurity? You say, is there such a person who is careful about your sunshine? You say, if there is such a person, why not?

19, say it if you don't like it, don't be hot and cold, don't let others guess, and don't delay others from meeting someone better.

20, woman, you are always so afraid of a person, but always alone; Woman, you are always so easy to pay, knowing that it is pain, but still so persistent; Woman, you are always so fragile, knowing that you are cheating, but you still cheat yourself; Woman, why are you always so stupid? It makes people feel distressed.

2 1, I like this passage very much: Sunset won't accompany me, make a comeback, who are you? Share weal and woe with you, you don't deserve prosperity! The real strong man is to take out his heart and repair it himself in the dead of night, put it back when he is done, and wake up confidently. If you are alive, you must clear the way on every mountain and bridge when you meet water. If you don't want to fall, nothing can make you fall. Life, you give me pressure, I give you a miracle!

22. Once a person has feelings, he will become extremely timid. You said that you would like to drink a glass of wine for the past and never look back. In fact, even if you are drunk and alone at dusk, if that person holds out his hand, you will still go with him.

23. Psychologically speaking. Most people only lose their temper with safe people. Because it's within the safe range. Your subconscious knows that the other person will not leave you. Nonsense is a dependence.

24. You can't forget someone. Even if that person didn't accompany you to the end, whether he is your best friend or your other half, you can't give up your memories, but you are still grateful, because he appeared at your saddest, most beautiful and most disappointing time, accompanied you through, accompanied you crazy, accompanied you to cry, accompanied you to laugh and gave you warmth. These days are indelible, and you will cry when you think about them.

25. Some people are in a hurry, some are slow, some are smiling, and some are sad. The world is actually so simple, and the affairs are not complicated. What is complicated is their own hearts. Then the problem is coming. Tell me what these slim girls with white skin and bright teeth are doing in off the charts. Come on, let's get to know each other and leave a stranger's number.

DOG talks about sadness.

1. There are always many things that make you feel anxious and wronged in troubled times. If you feel wronged, it proves that you still have a bottom line. If you feel confused, it proves that you still have something to pursue. If you feel pain, prove that you still have strength. If you feel desperate, prove that you still have hope. In a sense, you will never be defeated, because you still have you. Give it to you who are entangled.

2. Be a person with fine weather between eyebrows and eyes. Your emotions have the final say, don't worry about the chicken feathers in front of you, spend your mind on broader and better things, and shake hands with negative emotions in time.

3, as beautiful as flowers and jade, but also like water; If the heart is like a rock, it can't beat the clouds. There are too few people in this world who care about each other, and too many people in the Jianghu forget each other. Some people who have loved deeply regard the morning and evening as everlasting, and regard a moment as a lifelong love. So I agreed, so I hope to hold your hand and grow old with my son.

4, don't be so sensitive, don't be so soft-hearted, too sensitive and too soft-hearted, and you will definitely be unhappy. If others say it casually, you have to think about it all day. Maybe people who are too emotional will not have a good life after all, and you will be abused every minute.

Don't dwell on an embarrassing thing for too long. If you struggle for a long time, you will be bored, painful, tired, sad and heartbroken. In fact, after all, you don't have a problem with things, but you have a problem with yourself.

6. You always think of beautiful women, but you are indifferent to me.

7. Being able to bear hardships is a blessing. Many people have been hurt by this sentence all their lives. There are so many caring people in the world. What you pay blindly is only people who are used to pushing their luck. If you think too much about other people's feelings, you are bound to feel bad. So, the rest of your life is not that long. Please be true to yourself, live high.

8. In the face of the truth of the world, learn to save yourself, learn to avoid harm, live for a lifetime, and try not to let yourself down. This is the real maturity.

9. I saw a sentence: if you want to dispute with me, I will never be generous. You must be very generous. I am definitely more open than you.

10, girl, you are not working so hard to marry the only thrill in the secular legend; You are so good, not just to be a mother. You never owe anyone a relationship or a child. You only owe yourself a happy appearance.

1 1, perhaps, no one can hold on to the past, and those years that have passed, such as sand, have been missed; Like smoke, floating away; Like a dream, it disappeared. However, after thousands of turns in life, the swaying branches of the years are still the faint fragrance that can still be smelled in the wind.

12, I'd rather be lonely than against my will. I would rather regret than make do with it. Who can enter my heart, I will be king. I don't care about those who don't enter my heart.

13, people should live like the Monkey King. They have been crazy, loved, hated, struggled, struggled and worked hard, but they have never been afraid.

14, some people, once met, will look for 10,000 years; Some hearts, once started, flow under the bridge; Some feelings, once attached, will make the seas run dry and the rocks crumble; Some predestinations, once intertwined, are doomed.

15, I admire that kind of person: as long as I know that a relationship is inappropriate, I will say goodbye again and pretend to be free and easy if I don't give up! It's lonely when you turn around, isn't it? ! But you have no idea how beautiful your back is! I saw a very ambitious speech!

16, life is a poem, full of joys and sorrows. If possible, please allow me to have a quiet and beautiful time when the dust settles. Time flies, be kind to yourself and others, and you may not meet them in the next life.

17, I like this sentence very much: there is nothing to complain about, and I am paying for my choice every second.

18, Lonely City Sleepless, south of the city, the starry sky blurred, the soul of flowers is free, lilacs are scattered all over the floor, as white as frost, listening to the flowers falling and the wind blowing. The hair is lingering in the heart, deeper and cooler. Sitting in the lotus pond, the clouds are moving, the moon is bright, frogs are singing, the wind is blowing, the piano is playing long, the face is soft, the broken reflection, the mottled moonlight and the lonely figure.

19, don't touch every day, keep in touch, you know he won't leave, he knows you won't change, maybe this is the best love!

20. I like hugging very much I like to hug my lover deeply. I said nothing and did nothing. I just hugged quietly and never parted for a long time. It seems that only in this way can we realize the sense of reality of being integrated with the person we love. At that moment, I believe that time will stop for us. Hug is a silent language, and hug is the need of each other's body and mind. Dear, I really want you to hold me when I am tired.

2 1, find someone to live with, you like him, he likes you, no secrets, no infidelity, no unhappiness, personality can be adjusted, different habits can be adapted, as long as everyone has the determination to stick to it.

22. In a blink of an eye, the years have changed seasons. Summer to Qiu Lai, Qiu Er suddenly ran to the end. The story of summer turned a few pages with the wind, with a fragrant residual temperature, in that pale yellow leaves, let this hot world slowly go away. The autumn wind has just come, and it is the end of August in a blink of an eye. I know that the autumn wind will not stay for the season, just as the years will not look back at who. Some things about past lives have become faint and remain in the folds of memory with faint leisure.

23. How many dreams have been broken from the other side to this side? How many spring flowers and autumn moons have you hurt? Life is a long way, and the Chinese New Year is not over yet. Who sings for whom? Who kissed the cold tears for whom? Every song is a thousand years' persistence, and every song is an April day in my heart. Who solved the lingering poems and turned into a wisp of autumn wind, like smoke.

24. I like this sentence very much: short-term communication depends on face, long-term communication depends on temper, and lifelong communication depends on character! Time has verified people's hearts; Money bears witness to human nature; Contact, know the truth, know the fake. There is no hard experience, only myself who can't get out. Life, there is no need to always blame yourself, just work hard, cherish and have a clear conscience!

25. A word from Sakyamuni: It takes a moment to reach out, but it takes many years to hold hands. No matter who you meet, he is the one who should appear in your life. This is no accident. If there is no debt, how can we meet?

Talk about Mo Mo's mood

A stupid person always wants others to know him. Smart people try to understand themselves.

Second, coming is accidental and going is inevitable. So you must, with the fate unchanged, with the fate unchanged.

Third, in this lonely world, we persistently want to get deep love and lingering. It just backfired. We all have our own ideas and positions. People who love each other again can't always agree. Apart from the occasional tacit understanding, they are still two unrelated individuals. Just like a planet, even if it is surrounded by light, it will still run along its own orbit. We have met too many people in this life, and many may even tell you that I love you, but only one person can give you peace and long-term companionship. We pour our affection into this world, and then drift away, drift away, until we forget each other in dismay. -Bai Jinhu "If Paris is Unhappy"

Fourth, lessons without pain are meaningless, because people can't gain without sacrifice. However, when they overcome this pain, people will gain a strong heart that will not yield to anything, yes, a heart of steel. Edward

If a person knows what he lives for, he can endure any life.

6. Same bottle of water, convenience store 2 yuan, five-star hotel 30 yuan. Many times, a person's value depends on his position.

Seven, a lifetime test * * * has four topics: study, career, marriage and family. You have to get a high average score to pass, so don't spend too much time and energy on any topic.

Eight, time makes you grow, but also makes you see a lot of things. Nothing you have to do, and nothing you can't lose.

Nine, this life, we can't come in vain. Do what you want to do and love the person you want to love.

10. What does it matter if you don't like me? It's not my fault that I don't look like you like. Life is already very busy, there is no time to guess, ignore those unwarranted hostility, those are just irrelevant passers-by. When you stop worrying about other people's likes and dislikes, you are smart. Amy Cheung

1 1. Dignity is actually inversely proportional to desire. What you want will become condescending and opinionated. When you are indifferent to the person in front of you, dignity will rise in your heart. Liu Yu

Twelve, sometimes think about it, life is really too difficult. When I was a child, I thought a lollipop was enough. When I grow up, I think the perfect score will be bright. When I'm old, I think it's the whole world to be able to hang out with the girl I like. Later, it became difficult to be happy, my wishes grew bigger and bigger, and my life became more and more sad. In retrospect, we can afford many lollipops, but lollipops are no longer the reason for our happiness.

No matter who you meet, it is no accident that he will appear in your life. He is sure to teach you something. So I also believe that no matter where I go, that's where I should go, experience what I should experience and meet the people I should meet.

Fourteen years have passed and we have all grown up. After lying, accept the deception, get used to perfunctory, forget the oath and let go of everything. The world has punished our naivety and worn away our dreams. But my heart keeps closing, opening bravely and loving all the time. Since you can't get it, let it grow naturally. The sadness of youth is the only garden in life.

Fifteen, who comes into your life is determined by fate; Who stays in your life depends on you.

Sixteen, once the feeling disappears, the promise is just a blank sheet of paper.

17. The partner you need is the one who can stand side by side with you at the bow, sing the scenery on both sides of the strait and hold your hand tightly in the stormy waves. In other words, it's better that he's not the stormy waves you have to deal with.

No matter where you go, no matter what you will encounter in the future, please set out with a sunny mood.

Nineteen, it cleared up outside the window. It is still raining inside. I smile. Doesn't mean I'm happy I hold an umbrella, not just for shelter from the rain. You'll never understand what I'm thinking. I want to hug everyone, but I have to warm myself first. Please forgive me. Because I've been practicing tolerating you. It often snows in my heart, no matter what the weather is. It always freezes suddenly. It's non-negotiable. I look up to the world where flowers are in full bloom. , fixed absence. My heart began to snow, and the snow covered everything silently. Lost confusion, pride and sadness. When all is silent, the world suddenly becomes cool and clear. So, don't feel sorry for me, I have my beauty. It's about to start.

Twenty, there is an encounter, no amazing opening, no gorgeous confession; Ordinary greetings, simple communication.

Twenty-one, if you feel that you are working hard at this time, tell yourself: all the easy ones are downhill! Hang in there, because you are going uphill. If you go there, you will certainly make progress.

True peace is not to avoid the noise of cars and horses, but to care for a flower in your heart.

Twenty-three, the person who really waits for you, he will always wait for you sincerely, and the person who doesn't want to wait for you will always hold someone else's hand as soon as he turns around.

24. Sometimes, people will misunderstand or even conflict because of different experiences, backgrounds, experiences and cultures. Be kind and try to solve them. If you can't solve them, stay away from them. The world is sometimes very big, so it's better to be generous.

Twenty-five, don't be sad about the past, don't be greedy for the future, and focus on the present. This is peace.

No matter how long or short we have been in love, if we can always treat each other gently, then all the moments will be flawless and beautiful.

Twenty-seven, anything, there is always an answer. It's better to let nature take its course than to worry about it.

Twenty-eight, a person is like a score, his practical ability is the numerator, and his self-evaluation is the denominator. The larger the denominator, the smaller the score. -Tolstoy

Twenty-nine, everyone is an apple bitten by God, and it is flawed. Some people have great defects because God loves his or her fragrance.

There is no need to be too persistent in life, just try your best to meet your destiny. I chose, worked hard, persisted, passed, and had a clear conscience. As for the result, it doesn't really matter.

I have a child in my heart. Whenever she feels out of place in the world, she hides in the corner.

32. On the way forward, don't stop running even if the heavy rain gets wet all over your body. If there is a wall ahead, try to break a hole and drill through it. If there is no road under your feet, you should try to tread a path on the thorns.

Thirty-three, I am doing two things now, one is to be excellent, and the other is to wait for you.

34. Coffee is bitter or sweet, not how to stir it, but whether to put sugar in it. The pain is not so hard to forget, but whether you have the courage to start over.

I like you for a long time. I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I'm leaving, longer than a long time. ......

Smile and face what you can, because smiling is better than crying.

If you feel tired, the best way is to make yourself more tired. Only when you are completely tired can you get rid of it.

Sometimes, when you are wronged, you don't want to cry, but as long as others ask you what's wrong, you can't help crying.

39. If you are not rewarded, you should know that enough is enough. Otherwise, it will disturb others and hurt yourself.

40. Where there is shadow, there must be light.

Forty-one, time is a thief, always inadvertently stealing a lot, beautiful face, true feelings, happy life.

Talk about Momo Classic

1, your so-called love is just what you say and I have to do.

2. Our love is not for eternal life, but for life.

We are strangers now, and we don't even look up when we meet.

4. It suddenly occurred to me that once, you hugged me and said that you would love me forever.

The fish took the bait because it fell in love with the fisherman, and it was willing to win the fisherman's smile with its life.

I don't need to ask you anything, I just need to see you and love you all the time.

7, tears rushed at me, and the result urged me, I was still emotional.

8. I am willing to exchange what I have in my life for the prosperity of your life.

9. I am willing to pawn my eternal life to you in exchange for the happiness of my life.

10 Five years later, we passed by, talking and laughing, but we didn't know each other.

1 1, a friend of a friend, our last position, alienated to want to cry.

12, fish only have seven seconds of memory, and in these seven seconds, their memory is clear.

13, many things can be forgotten, but people you love will never be forgotten.

14, sometimes incompatible with the surrounding noise, but attached to your soft tenderness.

15. Once upon a time, I would ask you for a way out for something I couldn't figure out. Who should I ask now?

16, when I am sad, I will shrink in my shell and regard it as indestructible armor.

17, without you, I turned courage into escape and firmness into retreat.

18, sometimes I wake up only to find that when I wake up from a big dream, I lose my love forever.

19, when I am alone, I can think of you unscrupulously.

20. On the bus ahead, sit by the window and watch the scenery drifting away from the window, close your eyes and have a rest.

2 1, the sound of rain hitting the ground in the middle of the night brought me into my dream.

I dreamed of you in many different places and missed you then.

23. In the gentle and quiet time, we walked along and drifted away.

24, we gradually understand that time will eventually give us beauty and strength.

Actually, it's not tact, but compassion and understanding. We choose the latter.

26. Forgive my obsession with you and my dependence on you only because of love.

I admit that I have never had the courage to uproot you from my heart.

28. Having is a kind of happiness, and cherishing and losing at the same time is also a kind of happiness.

29. Looking back with a smile, your eyes are full of your shadow.

I always believe you, even if what you said is just a joke.

3 1, baby, we will be separated soon, but I still love you.

32. My arrival changed you, and your departure changed me.

33. I stubbornly don't talk about pain, pretend I haven't loved or grieved for you.

Love everything, but you can't insist on letting it exist for a long time.

35. You grew up with me, and I'll hold you forever.

36. I am willing to share the same blue sky and breathe the same gap with you.

Even if we don't make it to the end, I won't regret that I once loved.

38. I am satisfied with your stability.

39. I know love is unreliable, but I will try my best to jump in.

I am at the end of time, waiting for you to take me away.

4 1, give love a thousand years, and let our legend last forever.

42. When love comes, there is a unique feeling.

43. If you can't stand the test of love, why take promises lightly?

44. The favorite thing in a day is dusk, and the afterglow of the sunset is scattered on the horizon.

45. The sky will be dark, but as long as you are around, my heart will be quiet and peaceful.

46. Jealousy means that you still have something to be imitated and admired.

As long as you give me a little warmth, I will remember it for many years.

48. Why do you cling to hurting your past? You should forget it.

49. In ordinary days, I want to give you the most touching. Remember, don't underestimate yourself

I want to give you the most expensive gift on an important anniversary. Please accept it.