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Free lunch in love. Tell me about it.

1. He just sent a flower casually, but you blushed and wanted to spend the rest of your life as a price.

You can hurt me not because you are better than me, but because I love you and you are just the opposite.

I heard that liking is contagious, so please stay close to me.

If I have time for the rest of my life, you are all I don't care about.

In fact, good love won't make you tired of running your business, and the person who loves you won't make you afraid that he will leave, the shoes that don't suit you will take off, and the person who doesn't suit you will let go, so you don't have to grovel to retain anyone. Anyway, for life. Don't be afraid, someone will stay up late with you, pick you up in the rain, and say I love you. Good will always be at the bottom of the box. Remember to cherish it when you meet it.

6. I don't want to waste time on love. Instead of listening to empty words like good morning and good night all day, I love you. I don't envy those little couples who stick together all day. I love the romance of the old couple more. I'm not interested in material love, but I think it's true love that can get through the ups and downs together.

7. I like you very much. I like you very much.

8. How long is your road? Never frown without complaining.

9. You know you won't be with this person, but you will still enjoy this love. Then at the right time, leave and be with someone who doesn't love but is right.

10. Actually, falling in love is very tiring, but it is sweet at first.

1 1. The moon is bright. It's no use being smart. It's no use being smart. I like you. It's no use liking it. It's no use liking it.

12. I like your name, the way you smile and the way you can't stand me getting rid of me. Okay, let me get this straight. I like you.

13. All I want is a you from beginning to end.

14. I believe that long-distance love is a test, and it will last a lifetime. When it is over, I will hold hands with you to see the world, I will have a lot of meals with you, I will become a koala, and I can't get rid of it.

15. Except death, all leaving is betrayal.

16. My heart has the same gravity as the earth, and you can't leave it when you fall on my heart.

17. He is not the kind of person you like, but the one you like.

18. I'm too lazy to take care of myself, but I care about you so much. Why aren't you moved?

19. Even if one day I become a sleek and sophisticated person, when I think of you, I still want to shave and put on your favorite white shirt.

20. Since we are destined to be apart, it doesn't matter whether it will be sunny or not.

2 1. In fact, I like that you only have three minutes, but after three minutes, you will not stop for three minutes.

22. Don't fall in love again. It's in my hands. I treat you as a treasure.

23. If you are far away, you are afraid of boredom. If you are not so afraid of lightness, if you are more afraid of being entangled, what a difficult feeling it is.

I don't know why I like you, what I like about you and what I like about you, but I just like you, like you very much, like you very much and like you more and more.

You are so close to me, but your heart is so far away from me.

1, the brave will fight with five test papers with the courage of duel; Coward, if you measure your life with small eyes, you will lose the battle!

When memory becomes the default habit, it will recur one day.

3. Now the advertisement is really a pit girl. My mother can become my sister if she drinks Yili.

I used to be frightened by the fear of unknown interpersonal relationship.

5. Yongnuo: The school just gathers strangers together and ruthlessly separates us when we can't be separated.

6. Men are Bluetooth and women are wifi, which is a good metaphor. . Men are like Bluetooth. He was in touch when you were there. But as soon as you walk away, he goes to find other peripherals! ! Women are like wi-fi. They can see all the devices they can connect, but they will choose the best one! !

7. Did you miss me? I don't mind lying.

8. All economies ultimately come down to time economy. Marx

9. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

10, the person who sweats first with his fingers locked must really love you.

1 1, how many things in the world, much ado about nothing.

12, sometimes I would rather be like a child than watch too many things and listen to too many grievances, just for a lifetime.

13, even if it is not fate ... I will still despair ... because I always believe in people's efforts.

14, you must not know, I am still waiting for you hopelessly.

15, there is no better scenery than memories. It is best not to revisit the old place.

16, I wish you suddenly bite your tongue and die when you talk about me behind my back.

17, there is only one kind of failure, and that is to give up halfway.

18, good for people is good, good for snakes is evil.

19, there is no such thing as a free lunch. Anyway, there is a price to pay.

20. I was playing gobang, and I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time.

2 1, as the saying goes: laugh and the whole world laughs with you; You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.

22. When I love you, you despise me. When you turn your head to love me, I won't wait for you anymore.

23. Those who make me cry, I will definitely make you bleed.

24. The ending of this scene is prosperous, not beautiful, not dumping the country, but dumping all of me.

The saddest thing is that you can't extricate yourself from love, but he doesn't know who you are.

26. [Because you are a woman, there is another reason not to cry]

27. I don't look for Prince Charming because I'm not Snow White. I am just looking for someone who loves me.

No matter who you are, I thank you for dropping the chain when I needed you most.

29. Her eyes shone with cold light of wisdom.

30, you say, when the evening comes, is it black first or black first?

3 1, I am the kind of childish ghost who is hard-spoken and soft-hearted

32, don't be infatuated with elder sister, elder sister makeup remover makes you vomit blood.

Don't be too mean to those who love you. Few people really treat you well all their lives. How many people wake up when everything will be lost? Everyone has a temper and bears all the anger for you, just because that person loves you more than you.

34. If you have no ambition, you will live in vain.

35. Donkeys are registered horses.

36. Memories are once, after all, why not go back!

Even though I am scarred and embarrassed, I can still proudly say that I have done a good job.

Play less and work harder, and success will be closer.

Play less and work harder, and success will be closer; Less laziness and more diligence will enrich your life; If you waste less time and cherish more time, life will be more exciting.

No matter how low it was yesterday, you will always see the sun rise; No matter how hard yesterday was, there is always hope today. The earth is full of vitality because of green; The sky is covered with clouds; Life is full of motivation because of dreams. Not afraid to take a small step every day, afraid to stagnate; Not afraid to do something every day, but afraid to do nothing.

Life is a journey full of adventure, why care about the gains and losses of one city and one place? As long as life is still there, as long as we don't give in, as long as we have dreams, everything can start again. Since you have worked hard, don't care about the result. What if you lose? Failure is not the tempering of life, it makes our hearts stronger.

Many times, life will not be a perfect look. It is not life that can be perfect, but people who want to be perfect. But ordinary people have ordinary hearts, ordinary aspirations and ordinary moods, and they pieced together eternal days with ordinary indifference. Living truly and simply is the truest, most beautiful and happiest thing.

In life, where there is road, there is hope. What is really terrible in life is not loneliness and loneliness, but boundless confusion. Confused people are like children who can't find their way home, filled with fear and sadness. There is a road in your heart, and no matter how far you are tired, you will lose a journey when you take a journey; If the heart loses its direction, it is futile to run again. A life with faith, whether successful or not, will at least not be confused.

Come to think of it carefully, there are many difficulties and failures in life, which can only be regarded as a series of uncoordinated vibrato in the songs of the years. Through hard work and struggle, you can still play the beautiful sound of the life movement and win warm applause! Poverty, illness, and even more disasters in life are opportunities for fate to approach you to create and cherish a new beginning, so that you will get through hardships one day.

I don't care what others think of you behind your back, make up stories about you and even attack you. People are expensive in the atmosphere, so learn to say to yourself, if this can satisfy you, I am willing to accept it, and please believe that people who really understand you will never deny you because you have something or nothing!

The key to success in life is a strong spirit. In the storm, people should dare to crawl in the mud even if they are blown down. In all kinds of hardships, even if you are overwhelmed, people should dare to stand firm under heavy pressure. In loneliness, even if you are overwhelmed by troubles, people should dare to sing loudly in melancholy. On the long road, even if you are knocked down, people should dare to show their last glory in a pool of blood.

Talk about love. A longer one.

1) It's another long day, so don't be too busy at work and life; Full of spring, enjoy the heart of nature; Sweet and happy, mutual respect and love are famous; Love plus love, happy love is very long! 2) Anything can always be simple if you want.

3) People who are easy to hurt others and themselves are always vague about the edge of distance.

4) Always need some warmth. Even a little self-righteous commemoration.

5) Feelings are sometimes just a matter for one person. It has nothing to do with anyone. Love, or not love, can only end by itself.

6) The wound is a shame given by others and an illusion of persistence.

7) I am probably a bird. Full of vigilance, it is not easy to stay. So I've been flying.

8) Broken-hearted love is true, only happiness is false. I once thought that the love of the full moon was just a game set by fate.

9) My world is silent and there is no room for others.

10) A woman like me always appears in her feelings in the form of a difficult problem.

A long encyclopedia of love stories.

1) The stream holds the moon in its arms, and the waves miss you lightly, staring at the true feelings of the moonlight, and the seas run dry and the rocks rot forever. Be together sincerely until the end of your life, and loneliness will accompany you all your life. I swear to love you!

2) Those who speak ill of others hurt people with their mouths, those who flatter others hurt people through specific things, those who speak openly and do not hide their views, and those who speak ill of others hide their real motives vaguely; We don't have many treacherous strategies, but we are good at intrigue.

3) People, whether smart or dull, seek fame and status, so they are all serious in appearance, but they have illegitimate ideas in their hearts.

4) Baishi and Shi Yu look alike, and treacherous and flattering villains often pretend to be virtuous.

5) I think I still can't control my thoughts, just like this bleak late autumn, which makes me unconsciously sigh the sadness of life, or a kind of loneliness.

6) Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

7) The dog won't lose weight, because it won't miss. People are thin because they miss others. People are always tortured by missing, and be a poor stray dog in missing.

8) Loneliness is not innate, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone.

9) This sad and bright March has passed through my thin youth, viola and kapok. The impermanence of sadness and joy realized through truth and concealment.

10) I can be happy several times when you laugh, and I will be sad for several years when you cry once.

1 1) If I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.

12) Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away. My left hand is a firefly that never forgets anything, and my right hand is a long meditation for ten years.

13) I woke up in a big dream and saw the rain curtain. I enjoyed the cool in the lake lotus in summer. Try to send a lotus root note, the friendship is still shallow. Through my sleepy eyes, I looked out the window at the spotless green color dyed by the morning rain, and my eyes suddenly brightened slightly, and the whole world was instantly refreshed. Last night was full of worries, but today it's all gone. Ask people in the world, why do you drown your sorrows in wine?

14) if I start my next relationship, I won't ask again, what do you like about me? I won't ask. Is it serious? I will ask: will you still care about time after three months? Will an unhappy sentence still accompany you after half a year? Will you still whisper when you can't sleep after a year? When you first saw tears two years later, were you as helpless as then? Three years or four years or more, still dare to love me for no reason, as always?

15) two people are together for happiness, and breaking up is to alleviate pain. You can't make me happy anymore. I have to leave. When I left, it was also very painful. However, you must be more miserable than me, because I said goodbye first, and I was the first person to pursue happiness.

16) Knowing that you will lose your freedom, knowing that this is a lifelong contract, you are willing to make a promise in order to get each other and make them happy. Love is a process of pursuing freedom. When you complain that you are not free, you don't love him.

17) What we thought we were obsessed with was forgotten in the process of obsession.

18) Lonely people always think of everyone who appears in their lives, just as I always miss you endlessly!

19) How can worn jeans go with an evening dress and my guitar go with your piano?

20) I count your smiles every day, but when you were in Lian Xiao, you were so lonely.