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Tell me about Xi.

1. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found it worrying.

2. I am a simple-minded person, and I just want to marry a rich man who is terminally ill, and live this life flatly and lightly.

3. If you walk too coquettish, you will wrestle, and if you show off in an ostentatious manner, you will flash your waist.

Life won't greet you with a smile just because you are a girl.

I like the teacher telling the truth in class best, not because I think he is right, but because I think that way, time flies.

As long as you arrive at your destination on time, few people care whether you drive a Mercedes-Benz or a manual tractor.

7. Don't overestimate yourself two years later, and don't underestimate yourself ten years later.

8. When you learn not to care about others' slander, ridicule and abuse, you will grow up.

9. What's wrong with the present society? April Fool's Day has become a day of confession, and Valentine's Day has become a day of parting.

10. Time doesn't really help us solve any problems, but it just makes the problems that we couldn't figure out before unimportant.

1 1. No princess needs the queen's heart, and no one will always treat you as a treasure.

12. A buddy got cancer, and when he was dying, he called me to his side and said, "Don't say I died of cancer after I die, say I died of AIDS." I want to know, "Why? How terrible AIDS is! " The buddy said, "Only in this way can no one dare to hit my wife's idea."

13. A father's best love for his children is to love his mother. A mother's best love for her children is to appreciate and admire her father!

14. Cherish every day when you wear school uniform, because once you take it off, it will be a lifetime.

15. It is normal for women to be jealous. If a man is jealous, you know he is serious.

16. Women in the new era won the hall, the fence, the mistress and the rogue, but they couldn't get out of the kitchen.

You're right.

You're right.

1. I still remember the romantic encounter under the cherry tree. You are like a woman walking slowly in Tang poetry and Song poetry. Graceful figure standing in front of my eyes, looking around in my eyes, plucking heartstrings. This is a deep attachment to each other. A woman with fluttering clothes smiles and reveals the purity of her life. The warmth of meeting always produces some tenderness. Your whisper lingers in my ears, like a tree blooming, with beautiful feelings, telling the promise of the Millennium.

Second, happiness is a song, very quiet. Such as the bright moon in the wilderness, distant mountains near trees; Happiness is a song, very touching. Like the waves of a great river, flying waves, undercurrents and eddies in calm; Happiness is a song, with rhythm, like a chord. Also soft and rigid, cadence; Happiness is a song, passionate and indifferent, behind which is full of blood; Happiness, mystery, people, imagination; Happy, clear, people, at a glance.

Third, the beauty of first meeting, following in the footsteps of Ying Ying, I traveled across mountains and rivers, and came leisurely, embracing and dancing, dancing the lead in the world and dancing the love of falling in love with the whole city. Only this time, I was drunk, stained with ink and warmed my eyes. That faint fragrance of flowers, season after season of agility, that soft mood, happiness is sweet.

Fourth, the love of friends lies in sincerity; The meaning of a friend lies in wanting nothing. Just use people, don't be intimate; Calculate the gains and losses well and don't be tempted. Between things, you can ask for a return; Between people, how can you ask for something in return?

5. Time is stable and the years are fragrant. In the world of mortals, an accidental encounter will ripple on the calm lake, and an encounter with flowers will be a picturesque scenery. I don't know whether it's the chase of flowing clouds or the wind, so let's be under a blue sky. The destiny takes a hand's sky is always so gentle and fresh.

6. The shadow of late autumn is deeply locked in my heart. Flying yellow leaves, with faint memories, were left in the autumn wind of the past. Time is a river. You always remember it, but it doesn't remember you. Time is a wisp of smoke. When you thought it existed, it actually disappeared.

7. The person who bothers you is here to help you. People who make you miserable come to cross you; The person you hate is the noble person in your life; People you hate help you grow; It's all a different side of you, and it's all another you. On the contrary, you like the people you love deeply, and they are often the people who bring you pain and trouble. They are your shadows, and you can't catch them growing old. Therefore, it is the truth to keep a good attitude to face it.

Eight, life is not a one-way street, one road can't go, you can turn; Tears and sweat are similar in composition; But the former can only get you sympathy. The latter can win you success; Growing old is a compulsory course in life; Maturity is an elective course; Learn to be healthy based on exercise; Based on adaptation, learn to survive; When everyone keeps a low profile, you can choose a high profile, but you can't go out of tune.

Nine, the heart should have a natural shedding process. Gradually, what is not important is even less important, so what is important is even more important. It's a long time since we met. So, don't forcibly remove it, and don't expect it in vain. Feel its information, so move forward without doubt or rashly.

Ten, if the flowers are cherished, the flowers will never leave. Not everyone you meet can know, not everyone you know can know. If you know each other, please cherish each other. If you cherish each other, please stay together. With knowing each other, there is true love; With mutual pity, there is the glory of life; With being together, there is a deep attachment and concern.

Eleven, green is still spreading, and every blooming flower turns into a faint fragrance. The babbling of the wind in the stream is like drunkenness. In fact, every April, there is always a stream, a clear dream, flowing slowly in my heart. Happiness flowing downstream nourishes quiet years and youthful appearance.

Twelve, there are some years, gentle years, amazing time; Some flowers are blooming, fragrant and beautiful; Inadvertently, there is no agreement and no waiting. In this pink season, in this willow green time, a smile turned into a song.

13. Memory is like water poured in the palm of your hand. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow through your fingers drop by drop. I forgot which day, which year, which month and which wall I carved a face on. Zhang Wei smiled sadly and stared at my face.

Everyone who appears in your life has a reason and a mission. People who like you give you warmth and courage; The person you like makes you learn love and self-control; People you don't like teach you tolerance and respect; People who don't like you let you know how to reflect and grow. No one appears in your life for no reason. Everyone's appearance is a kind of fate, a reason, worthy of gratitude.

Fifteen, euphemistic chords, lonely acacia, crossing the water for a thousand years only sigh acacia for a while! Tianya cup, who is drunk, this time is gone and returned? In the tears of colored glaze, you can see the sadness and darkness flowing gently at night during that time, telling the joys and sorrows in the nib over the years, the ridiculous smiling face on the wall, the old smiling face in Shimen and the past! Is it? You can leave me some time to remember.

Sixteen, life is like water, tolerant and great. No matter what you do, you should return to zero: empty yourself, take a learning attitude, treat each time as a new beginning and a new experience, and don't care about the temporary gains and losses. Once you have done a good job in psychological construction and have a healthy attitude, you can do anything willingly.

Seventeen, the most beautiful thing in the world is the flower hair, and the most beautiful thing in the world is the flower fall. Flowers bloom and fall into life, and Jun Qing belongs only to flower lovers. I like Mo Yan's flowers for a long time, but I don't want to know where they go. Fate has its own fate, spring comes and spring goes.

Eighteen, it seems that a smile will diffuse a fragrance. If you shed tears, you can melt the ice and snow. If you stare, you will be attracted by fog and fat. If you meditate, you will appreciate your kindness. Worship happy and sad friends, charming and exquisite, this should not be your fate, this is the warmth of your life.

Life is simple, as long as you are happy. However, we complicate happiness. I always think that the more I have, the happier I will be. Who knows, if you get it, you will definitely lose it. How can you have your cake and eat it? In fact, true happiness is to strive for what you like, cherish what you get and let go of what you lose. The simpler the heart, the less requirements, and the happier life will be. Your happiness depends on yourself.

If you plant happiness in your heart, you won't grow pain. If you are full of good intentions, you won't breed evil thoughts. Sow the seeds of love in your heart, and love will grow in your heart. There will be no enemies with compassion, and there will be no troubles with wisdom. 5. You can't remember your merits, and you can't forget what you did. 6. If you have a complaint, you can't remember it. If you are kind, you won't forget. 7, the width of the house is not as wide as the heart, and personal safety is not as good as peace of mind.

Happiness is when you want to eat a steamed bun, you get a steamed bun and eat it with peace of mind. If you can only get half, it is insufficient; Call for less; If you get two, it is called surplus; Get a triple burden; If you get more, you are called a burden. Happiness is not the more the better, but just right; Happiness is not vanity on the face, but an internal need; Happiness is not in the eyes of others, but in your own heart. If you don't promise your happiness, others will never take it away.

In 22 and March, the grass grows and the warbler flies. In the season of peach blossom, Li Bai and cauliflower, heavy clothes can't cover it. Maybe I stopped writing for too long, and those beautiful and sad words have abandoned me. I always want to leave some words, whether it is commemoration or memory.

Twenty-three, listen to the sound of rain outside the window, think of you, the strings are getting chaotic, and the tears are blowing! Touching like fog, countless sad, if there is an appointment in this life, can we still be together in the next life? I am willing to accompany you forever, accompany you to the world of mortals, gallop on horseback, sing to wine and enjoy the prosperity of the world with you; Two of a kind, two hearts are one. I am willing to make love with you, caress the piano and complain, exchange your heart for mine, let your hearts meet, let us know each other and remember each other deeply.

Twenty-four, life encounters setbacks, and only by taking a step back can we see the direction of progress. Only by temporarily stepping down and discriminating and understanding the world can we move forward better. Taking a step back is the liberation of the soul and great wisdom. Many troubles in life are caused by refusing to take a step back. Life is like chess. The way to win lies not in the gains and losses of several pieces, but in the dominance. Don't covet small profits in one place at a time, and don't dwell on trivial matters. This is the king of victory.

At the age of twenty-five, the giant of time is really getting old, and the leaves in Qiu Lai are falling. Ruthless night, never feel bad. No matter how hard you struggle in it, it will still be dark, as if the giant of light once again ran out of energy and the world became dark again. Everyone should start over and rush to their own sunshine tomorrow. So do we.

Life is like a running train. From the loud whistle that came into this world, we began to move forward by ourselves or involuntarily. Through day and night, through spring, summer, autumn and winter, through mountains and rivers, through the desert Gobi, through storms, through ice and snow, through pain, through vicissitudes of life, until the end, draw a perfect period of our life without regrets.

Twenty-seven, the spring is chilly, and the rain is raining. Lonely lights and dark nights, distant thoughts. Can you change your original intention and embark on a new journey? Can you lose your memory and seal the past? In another way, cross the inland river and release yourself with a blank sigh. Never let your eyes wander again.

28. Every trough contains the strongest upward force, and every cry will wash away the deepest haze. Every bad thing you experience will eventually affect your smooth development. Frustration is the most cruel survival training, and the key is whether you use it to achieve yourself.

29. We always separate practice from our present life. In fact, practice lies in what you are doing now, such as doing something. If you have deep insight and wisdom, you will treat people in a down-to-earth manner, and you will not feel bored and unhappy. What you left for everyone is calm and calm; If you are worried, everything you do will become a big obstacle to your body and mind, and you will fall into a painful heat.

30. Commitment to life requires not only mind, but also backbone. No one can avoid the conflict in life. Those hardships with humor in life are themselves healthy living situations.

At the age of thirty-one, I stopped my busy steps inadvertently, looked at my parents around me, and suddenly found out what gaunted their young faces and who reminded those wrinkles on my forehead of the past.

32. Maybe life has trapped our feet and left us no time to stop and talk to each other, but don't neglect communication. Tell your partner how you feel and let him feel your thoughts. This is not a complaint, but two people should always know each other's state, otherwise, their world will be farther and farther away.

33. A friendship lasts from the moment we meet. A common acquaintance, from the moment of companionship, is eternal. Blessings will be cherished forever. All the moving, instantly became forever.

No matter how gorgeous the lights are outside, the ones at home are the warmest. A day is a miniature of eternity. Looking back on a certain month, I always want to find something, just like looking for that ecstatic old time in a pile of old clothes. And reason tells me that the old days were packed in beautiful vases and looked so beautiful from a distance; Approaching slowly, gently touching will spread around like fireworks, and reaching out to catch it will be a blank in nothingness.

35. The countryside in spring is full of spring. The mountains in the distance are misty, and the continuous mountains are like a steel giant confronting me from a distance; Nearby, the eyes are green, the trees are dancing, and the birds are singing.

Thirty-six, everyone has weaknesses, people who can't achieve great things always stick to their weaknesses, and life will not change greatly; People who can achieve great things are always good at starting from their own weaknesses and turning themselves into super-capable people. A person who can't even correct his own defects can only be a loser.

Thirty-seven, a flower hoe, who did Daiyu bury in tears? A small building, for whom does Xiang Jun sit alone? Ask the emperor in the hall of eternal life, and Mazaipo will disappear! Take care. Who did you send it to? Farewell. Who is it? Hurt who? Who suffered? Who is missing again? It turns out that everyone is just someone's past. If you miss it, it will become the past. Goodbye is no longer an old friend. If life is like meeting for the first time, I just want to remember the beauty when we first met. From now on, it won't hurt my eyes or make me ugly.

38. You can believe what others say, but you can't believe it all, no matter what the original intention is. However, when others say it, try to listen carefully and respond seriously. This is respect for people.

Thirty-nine, step on the moonlight tonight, let the past fly on every string, and the touch sounds like a complaint. Missing in the soft and broken arms pervades the night, turning into a low voice, lingering into a thin sadness, hiding in a corner of the night, full of faint sadness, and falling in a silent place.

Forty, when we came, we were all single. We didn't take anything, so we cried. On the day we left, we were all single and didn't bring anything, but someone cried for us. There are all kinds of love in the world: love of relatives, love of lovers, love of friends and love of sympathy. When love chooses me, I will go forward bravely. When love didn't appear, I also had other love.

Forty-one, Fang Fei's April is picturesque, warm, sunny and true. Wandering in the spring season, twisting a warm wind, quietly guarding the first ray of green, the years are like songs, safe and quiet, listening like water, depicting the most beautiful fairy tales in the world with the pen and ink of the soul, not for life, if you are there, it will be good.

Everyone has a bottleneck, especially when you can see the future but can't find a breakthrough. This time is the most uncomfortable, and you can't do it blindly, because it doesn't help. It is uncomfortable to rest and suffer from time. They all say that they can't get up, they can't get down, and they are trapped inside. The so-called infernal affairs is like this.

Forty-three, I met you in the vast sea of people. It is a gift from heaven that we can meet in the long river of years. Love is a tacit understanding. Being with the most suitable, considerate and warm person is a tacit understanding. Love is a feeling, a feeling that requires two hearts to experience and feel, in order to appreciate the ups and downs of beauty.

Forty-four, on the purple stranger, plain clothes's traces are elegant, he kisses his eyes deeply, and he sings life and death, and sings the world; Who will ask? Jathyapple listened to Hu cut, and a finger and a tear moved the purple account, which hurt a thousand miles of horses; A roll of clouds, a picture of seasonal clouds and water, misty rain and frosty flowers on the first floor, whose past is it? It's a half-life fragrance, and the glass dream is faint, forgotten and gone with the wind.

Forty-five, every failure has a successful foreshadowing; Every suffering has the wealth of life. Every test has a harvest; Every time I shed tears, I feel a little disillusioned. Every pain is a pillar of growth; Every blow is a strong backing. Living is bound to experience some setbacks, but resolutely overcoming them again and again keeps us alive.

Get calm, lose indifference, strive for inevitability and let nature take its course.

First, people who think too much, are good at analysis and pay attention to face are easy to fall into their own ideological trap and get themselves into ideological difficulties.

Second, if you like someone, you will be happy together; Love a person, together will be inexplicably lost. Like a person, it is always joy; If you love someone, you will often cry. If you like someone, you will smile when you think of him. Love a person, when you think of him, you will look at the sky blankly. Like a person, is to see his advantages; To love someone is to tolerate his shortcomings. Like, is a kind of mood; Love is an emotion.

Third, is there such a person who misses her and wants to go back in time? I always make some silly bets in my head. If it doesn't rain today, she will come back to me. If the petals of this flower are even, she will come back to me; If no one gets on at the next stop.

Fourth, I always laugh and laugh at ordinary times, and nothing matters, but when I turn my head away, my smile is obviously helpless; There are thousands of instructions on the other end of the phone, and the answer is always that I am fine, I am fine, don't worry; A person, I began to be in a daze for no reason, I didn't know what I was thinking, as if I didn't think anything; I always want to talk to someone, but when there is such a person, I don't know where to start; Young, drifting away with the footsteps.

Five, love to the depths, is distressed, is love, because this situation has been integrated into life; It hurts because I understand your vulnerability and helplessness, so I can't help loving everything about you. Love you, you will pay silently, try your best, try your best to share your troubles. As long as there is love in your heart, there will be strength. The true love is dull, and it is accompanied by mutual support in the storm.

Sixth, silence can make a chaotic heart clear. Don't tell others how stupid, naive, kind, lucky, unlucky and miserable you are. Learn to hide your feelings with silence. . Some people may say that you are free and easy, but free and easy is sometimes just an illusion. Silence is mind, wisdom and connotation; Silence is the last sublime and the last freedom.

Seven, the days with you are the happiness and luck of this life. Reach out and pick a petal of love, so that you can insert your hand into my hair and pass through it. The scenes of lovesickness are all memories of our singing and laughing. Flying snow, in the elegant hexagonal petals, there is a voice of love calling, where are you? In that delicate miss, I opened my heart, and there are falling snowflakes in my heart. Its understanding blends the lightness and warmth of winter snow.

Eight, all the happiest existence is not the richness and poverty of your life, nor the richness and shallowness of your life; All the most beautiful memories are not the screening of memoirs, nor are they unforgettable memories; All happiness belongs to the heart; All the memories are sentimental; Therefore, as long as we have a good mood and are happy every day, such a life will be contented and happy.

In Me Before You, I was black and blue with love until you stood in front of me and held out your hand to ask me what it was. I shook my head. You said this was my future life, and you would use her to give me happiness. I panicked, but I promised you. Now that you're gone, I'm standing in front of the mirror you often look at, as if I'm back to the day when you confessed to me. I'm not sad, but I just can't stop crying.

Ten, when I miss you, you are far away from me; You were so close to me when I forgot. I thought I was free and easy. I thought time could go beyond the horizon. In fact, I can't get rid of my own heart. If I can accompany you, I am willing to wait quietly at night just to accompany you. If I meet the right person at the right time, I am willing to accompany you through the world.

Eleven, calm, indifferent, and strive to be inevitable, let nature take its course.

Twelve, love a person too much, you will care too much about who ta is with and whether you are in your heart; If you love someone too much, you will be led by ta, and you can't control yourself completely. If you love someone too much, ta will get used to your kindness to ta and forget that you have to pay. Love a person, don't love ten points, eight points is enough, and the remaining two points love yourself.

Thirteen, forgetting is our unchangeable fate. Everything is like misplaced paper. Everything in the past can't go back to the past, so it slowly extends out bit by bit. Maybe we should really forget those interlaced things! As long as you can remember me, even in a hateful way. When I try to hate you, I will think of your smile.

If someone knows how to read minds and can hear what others are thinking, it's a pity that his eardrum must be broken by his unwillingness to go to work and go to school today.

Fifteen, love is a secret that can't be told. That tacit understanding and appropriateness is at most the appearance of love in the bones. Happiness is over and over again. Looking back, it is really wonderful! Pour your heart, pour your city, pour your time! The best love is not to lose each other after a vigorous fight, but to walk through this life hand in hand. Even if we can't walk together, we will cherish each other forever in our hearts!

Sixteen, when a person doesn't love you and wants to leave you, you should ask yourself whether you still love him, and never refuse to leave because of poor self-esteem. When it clears up, you will meet someone who can make you love again.

Seventeen, a person will cry because of pain. The reason why a person hurts is because he cares; A person cares because he has feelings; A person has feelings just because you are a person, so you have feelings, worries, pains and tears, which shows that you are a complete person. When you are sad, forgive yourself, it's just a person. There is no need to see yourself as so indestructible.

Eighteen, blindly looking for, how much time has been wasted, the voice of wooden fish, so far away, but so close, in fact, time has never been cool thin, and I have never failed anyone. In the sincerity and warmth in my eyes, I remember the beauty, and then I will return to peace. Late autumn, I am still in the text, with that peaceful childlike heart, wind or rain, one day, if I love the old.

Nineteen, the best day, nothing more than you are making trouble, he is laughing, all the years are quiet, so warm to the old. What I like is nothing more than this. Love is tired, tired, love is still there, and the heart of love is still there. No matter what time, it can make the heart stir.

What is the hardest thing in life? No money, no knowledge, no career. But a person's loyalty. Because loyalty represents true love, and this kind of love is exclusive and exclusive, and only you can enjoy it. In feelings, what's the use of being nice to you and giving you money without loyalty? I have you in my heart. This is love. And there is only you in my heart, which is true love.

Twenty-one, when you meet a bosom friend, you don't want anything, just sing * * * in your heart. Even if she is like a dream, even if she is far away from you, too many thoughts and words remain in her heart, and the family ties that accompany her are still beautiful. Even if the distance is distant, we can't separate each other's contact. Even a faint greeting is a profound friendship. Keep the name of your confidant in mind, and your heart will not be lonely again. Keep the warm affection of your bosom friend in your heart, and care and blessing will always be beautiful.

Love should be a magnetic field, not a rope. It is better to attract him than to bind him. A rope will make men want to break free, but the magnetic field can give men the illusion of freedom and an eternal temptation. I thought about it. She and I should both be animals with strong magnetic fields. Why can't they be tied together all the time? It turns out that we have been facing the N pole and the S pole against the S pole, and no one will change the angle.

I never believe that people who leave can't live. People often like to amplify their emotions, and then even they are cheated. However, without true love and confidence in love, there is no qualification for love. When I turn around and leave, my heart will feel like a gap, so empty that I can feel the cold wind coming. The best way is actually to block the wound.

Get calm, lose indifference, let nature take its course and strive for its inevitability.

Life is a mirror. You smile at it, and it smiles back at you; You cry to it, and it cries to you.

2. Being alive for one day is a blessing, so we should cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet.

3. Life is a cycle. Some people have never walked out of the circle of fate in their lives. In fact, every point on the circle has a tangent to take off.

4. Don't be obsessed with online games. If you want to play, you can play the big game of life.

5, fate is responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards!

6. The fear in our hearts is always far greater than the real danger.

7. Destiny is in your own hands. Either you control life, or life controls you, and your mentality determines whether you are a mount or a rider.

I would rather regret it than miss it.

9. Don't punish yourself with the mistakes of villains, and don't torture and waste your precious time on these trivial things.

10, if we all do our best, we will surprise ourselves.

1 1, way out, go out, there will always be a way out. Difficulties and sufferings make it difficult to stay at home.

12, what you learn is exercise, but what you can't learn is tempering.

13, it is a temporary regret to be wrong, and it is a permanent regret to miss it!

14, the environment will not change, and the solution lies in changing yourself.

15, courage is to control fear, not to have no fear in your heart.

16, still impulsive, indicating that you still have passion for life and are always impulsive, indicating that you still don't understand life.

17. On the way to realize the ideal, we must eliminate all interference, especially those beautiful temptations.

18, people cry when they are born, and laughter is learned later. So sadness is a low-level instinct, while happiness is a higher-level ability.

19, two people * * * taste a pain only half the pain, two people * * * enjoy a happiness but have two happiness.

20. What we should give up is helplessness, what we should not give up is incompetence, what we should not give up is ignorance, and what we should not give up is persistence!

2 1. Action is a good medicine to cure fear, while hesitation and procrastination will constantly nourish fear.

22. You regard the people around you as demons, and you live in hell; You regard the people around you as angels, and you live in heaven.

23. People suffer because they pursue the wrong things.

24. It is not so much that others make you suffer, but that you are not cultivated enough.

25. If you don't give yourself trouble, others will never give you trouble. The trouble is all my own fault.

26. Restrain yourself and leave others alone.

27. If you insist on taking simple things seriously, you will be miserable.

28. A glass of clean water becomes dirty because of a drop of sewage, but a glass of sewage will not become clear because of the existence of a drop of clean water.

29. Luck is when an opportunity happens to bump into your efforts.

30. Get calm, lose indifference, let nature take its course and strive for its inevitability.