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Annual meeting team performance plan

Annual meeting team performance plan

A good annual meeting team performance program can not only reflect the team's spirit of cooperation, but also make the annual meeting atmosphere reach a happy and harmonious climax. The following is the performance program of the annual meeting team that I recommend to you, hoping to bring you help.

Annual meeting team performance program 1 paper tug-of-war

Prop: newspaper

(1) Dig two head-sized holes in the newspaper;

(2) Two people sit on their respective newspaper covers and tug-of-war (standing or pulling);

(3) The newspaper broke, and the one who kept the neck lost.

Beer-sucking game

Props: several bottles of beer, straws and transparent glue.

Participants: All staff are divided into several groups, with two people in each group.

Rules of the game: several bottles of beer, each player with two straws and a roll of transparent glue. All the contestants stand in front of the stage, and the host can start to suck beer at the command, but the two straws must be connected with transparent glue. Whoever connects the straw in the shortest time and finishes the beer the fastest will win.

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Light rain slaps shoulders, moderate rain slaps legs, heavy rain slaps hands, and heavy rain stomps feet. Shoot yourself first, and then shoot each other in pairs. Compare different effects, and consider the role of 30 seconds. Do it again.

Officers and soldiers catch thieves

Appliance: Is parting written? Officers, soldiers, arrests, thieves? Four of them say.

Number of people: 4 people

Solution: Fold four pieces of paper, and the four people who participated in the annual meeting game took out one. Catch? The person who writes Chinese characters should guess who has it according to the facial expressions or other details of the other three people. Thief? Word, if you guess wrong, you will be punished. Have you guessed? Officer. Word people decide rewards and punishments from painting? Soldiers? Words are performed by people.

Excitement: simple and easy, not limited by time and address occasions.

Disadvantages: too many people are not easy to change.

Occupy a position

Rules of the game:

1, each team has four people.

2. After the game starts, the players of each team stand on a newspaper, and no part of each team's body can touch the ground. After success, tear off half of the station, and then tear off half until failure. Finally, the team that can stand on the smallest newspaper in the best way wins.

Blind people wear slippers.

I think the program of the annual meeting is as simple as possible, such as the blind wearing slippers:

1, each team will send 1 person in turn.

2. Put the slippers five steps before the starting point.

3. Go back to the starting point, rotate blindfolded for three times and leave in the future.

4, you can accurately March five steps, and the sixth step is to wear slippers to win.

Chair kungfu

The annual meeting game in which the most people stand on the chair, and each group discusses how to stand the most people. In order, the person who sits in the chair and stands the most wins.

count money

Props required: 12 1 new banknotes 1 gross (the total is only known by the host, and can be added or subtracted appropriately).

Rules:

1) Participants count money in the fastest way. If they correctly say the total amount under the condition of overcoming the interference, they will win and give gifts (or they can directly give the bills to the fastest couples, or even change large bills);

2) At the beginning of counting money, the host began to ask questions, such as: Which company do you work for? Are you a man or a woman? Is your boss a man? A hundred words without arguing is to let others guess something, such as the name of the play, the name of the person, the name of the song, etc. The first two groups of dividends (A & amp; ; B) Group A writes what it wants to guess on paper, and Group B sends a representative to do something, which will definitely make our group guess. After taking turns guessing, the one who guesses quickly wins.

Annual meeting team performance program 2 sketch script "blind date"

Roles: mother-in-law (), daughter (nickname, rabbit), blind date A (postdoctoral fellow: Bai Xiucai), B (rich second generation: money) C (official second generation: Li Quanneng).

Props: three chairs, a coffee table, cups, cigarettes, lighters, KT board or painted background.

Specific plot:

Mother-in-law appears with the music (music to be determined)—

Wang Gan's mother: "I'm 58 years old. I was nicknamed Wang Gan's mother. I have a daughter, a fairy in my family. She is 24 years old and unmarried. Choose a husband at home today and try to find her a husband! This son-in-law is coming soon, so I have to clean up anyway!

Go!

The daughter appeared on the catwalk (accompanied by the music of the female guests, if you are the one) and showed up-

Rabbit: Hello, everyone! I am the legendary red, tall and fashionable moon. I am not a legend. I'm just the nickname of the doll floating in the sky, rabbit. Mom said I was going on a blind date today. I am really helpless. Forget it, I saw my fans!

Wang Gan Niang: "Rabbit! Rabbit! Rabbit!

Rabbit: Mom! It's coming, it's coming! What a hurry!

Wang Gan's mother: "You girl, this is no time, and you are still so ignorant. Get dressed quickly, the guests will be here soon!

Rabbit: "I know, I really convinced you!" " As she walked backstage, she changed her clothes, and her mother-in-law set off humming a tune.

The appearance of blind date a (if you are the one, the appearance music of male guests)—

Bai Xiucai: Happy New Year, everyone. My name is Bai. I'm Bai Xiucai. I am thirty-eight years old. As soon as you hear my name, you should know that we have education, diploma, knowledge and taste! Look at my diploma, a lonely postdoctoral fellow in an American university, and look at me! No, as soon as I came back, my neighbor Aunt Liu introduced me to someone. I heard that the girl looks so watery! Let's go! Look at it! I am a returnee. Who am I afraid of?

Ring the doorbell: Ding-dong!

Mother-in-law: "Coming!" Run to open the door—

Bai Xiucai: "Hello, Aunt!"

Mother-in-law: "You are"

Bai Xiucai: "I am Xiao Bai introduced by Aunt Liu!

Wang Gan Niang: "Oh! You are Xiao Bai! Come on in! Sit down! Rabbit! Come out! "

Rabbit:' Here we go! Coming! Jump out of the room like a rabbit! )

Bai Xiucai looked at the rabbit with a different expression and said, "Hey! This girl is alive and kicking! "

Wang Gan Niang: "Xiao Bai! Tell me about your situation! "

Bai Xiucai: "Aunt, I didn't follow anyone. I came by myself! "

Rabbit: "Oh! Shit! My mother asked your terms! What diploma did you get? Don't even understand the terms? !

Bai Xiucai: "It's unbearable to die in a lonely university!"

Rabbit: "What what? Speak slowly! "

Bai Xiucai: "Silence? Hey? Difficult? Resist Dead college! "

The rabbit cracked, and Wang Gan Niang said, "What do you mean?" Sketch script

Rabbit: "He is lonely to death!" "

Wang Gan's mother: "Hi! Either the more educated people are, the more nervous they are now. What kind of high IQ idiot is this? I am afraid it is him. "

Bai Xiucai: "Rabbit, did I bring you a present?" Then he took a carrot out of his pocket and handed it to the rabbit. "oranges are tempting, and the more you eat, the healthier you are!"

Rabbit: "Wow! How do you know I like this? ! "

Bai Xiucai: Hey, everyone knows! "Hello, sit down and pour tea.

Say, blind date B appears (accompanied by music)—

Rich second generation (money): "(Ningxia dialect, preferably Zhongning dialect) As the saying goes, it is better to be an old man if you learn well and do well!" ! I'm not bragging. I'm the richest man in Yinchuan. Today's blind date, we can just go shopping in Guofang Parkson. Choose men's clothes on the fourth floor. You see, I am a cow brand from head to toe and from the inside out. Slade's hat, Danfrey's tie, Victor's clothes are rossio's pants, Good News Bird's shoes and Pierre Cardin's underwear. What a playboy! Hahaha Guofang Parkson men's wear on the fourth floor is really awesome!

He sang, "I conquered you like this, but I broke my own way."

Knock, knock.

Rabbit: "Who is it? ! "

Qian: "Hello, you must be a rabbit! Hey! What a whisper! " Looking straight at the rabbit, the rabbit shyly turned and hid behind Wang Gan's mother. At this time, Qian stepped forward and bowed to Bai Xiucai and his mother sitting in a row-

"Good uncle and aunt!" As soon as the voice fell, Bai Xiucai jumped up and shouted, "Who are you calling uncle?" ! Find a cigarette! "The woman over there smiled!

Qian: "Then you are your mother:" She is here on a blind date just like you! "

Qian: "I said, if you are such a failure, just sit there like a sculpture!" "

Bai Xiucai gnashed her teeth and bared her teeth!

Rabbit: "Are you a rich second generation? Sign up! "

Money: "people have a lot of money, and their families are rich." Pick up the car villa! "

Bai Xiucai: "Bah!" Qian Man Cang covered his face and made a disgusting appearance.

Bai Xiucai: "Still a very talented person. I see you just weaned! How many birds (leaves) are there in your villa Hum! That's it. You still argue with me about rabbits! You can go as far as you want! "

Wang Gan Niang: "Hey! Whose house is this? The host hasn't spoken yet. Why did you interrupt me? Come on, let me ask, Man Cang, what advantages do you think you have in chasing us rabbits? "

Qian Man Cang adjusted her clothes and said, "Our family is not short of money!" As he spoke, he dropped 654.38 million yuan in cash on the table.

Wang Gan's mother and daughter and Bai Xiucai were stunned! Wang Gan's mother: "We rabbits are married, not for sale," she said, slowly reaching for the money. "Dollar or RMB?"

Qian Man Cang: "Japanese yen!" The three men said in unison, "Go!"

Just then, the blind date C appeared, holding his head high and not peeing (accompanied by music)-

Li Quanneng: "Open the door! I'm Li Quanneng! Almighty, omnipotent! "

The rabbit opened the door carefully and saw Li Quanneng timidly say, "Our family paid the property fee!" "

Li Quanneng: "What is the property fee? I am here for a blind date! "

Rabbit: "Oh, my God, another one!" "

Li Quanneng stepped forward and bowed to Niang, Bai Xiucai, Qian and Rabbit: "Hello, Aunt! Hello, uncle! Hello, uncle! Hello, Rabbit Girl! "

Money and Bai Xiucai flustered and frustratedly rushed forward to hold Li Quanneng, ready to fight.

Wang Gan Niang: "Stop it! A gentleman talks but doesn't do it! "Li Quanneng:" Ah! ! ! "

Wang Gan's mother: "Oh, no, gentlemen just talk and don't do it! Ok, the three men who chose the son-in-law fought! Get out of the way, you two! Let me ask this young man why he is so reckless! Sign up! "

Li Quanneng: "Straighten the collar, my name is Li Quanneng! I'm here to marry the rabbit! Almighty, omnipotent, powerful! Oh yeah! "

Everyone was happy: "What right do you have?"

Li Quanneng: "Do you know who is behind the scenes that made prices fly a while ago, teasing you, severely punishing you, and punishing your army, Tang Gaozong, Apple, Medicine You, Cotton Palm?"

They all said, "Who? ! "

Li Quanneng: "We made them do it!"

Let's go up together and surround Li Quanneng. "Hey, don't you dare to be awesome here, brothers!"

After getting rid of it, Li Quanneng ran a few meters away and shouted: "You all wait for me! I will go home and sue my dad! "

Everyone asked in unison, "Who is your father?"

Li Quanneng: "My father is Li Gang!" Everyone's expression is different.

Finally, five people stood in a row hand in hand and paid a New Year greeting to the audience: "Happy New Year to all of you! I wish the company a prosperous career! Yeah! "

Annual meeting team performance program 3 props:? Treasure? (usually a note)

Participants: collective

Rules of the game: get ready first? Treasure? (that is, a note can be written? Give a show, win a prize, etc. ), and then spread the treasure in various hidden places, and then, treasure hunters began to look for it? Treasure? , have you found it? Treasure? Treasure hunters are not allowed to open them at will? Treasure? The host will present the award. According to the host? Treasure? The content of? Treasure? The owner of the prize. Like in the treasure? Three meows like a cat, two apples? So what? Treasure? Lord of

People still have to press? Treasure? Do the content well, and then, the host will give corresponding rewards.

Summary: A relay race in which two chairs are alternately transported across the river.

Method:

1, 2 people in each group.

Draw a starting line and a finishing line on the floor and cross the river in the middle.

3. Each team sends two people to advance by handing chairs, and when they reach the other side, they put down one person.

4. Another player returns to the starting point and transports the next player in the same way.

If the feet touch the ground, all the staff must start over.

6. The team that crosses the river fastest wins. (Reward 2 people)

Complete the task through division of labor and cooperation

Number of people: each group is limited to six people.

Location: Unlimited

Props: the host prepared six signs for each group, which read: mouth; Hands (two); Ass; Feet (two feet)

Balloons (one in each group)

Suitable for: everyone

Game method:

1. Group, not limited to several groups, but each group must have six people.

2. The host asked each group to draw lots.

First of all, the mouth painter must blow the balloon with the help of two painters (the mouth painter can't blow the balloon himself)

Ball); Then two foot-slappers lifted the ass-slapper and broke the balloon.

Props: stools (several)

Arrangement of participants: 8 or more (one of them is a propagandist and will not participate in the competition).

Rules of the game: At the beginning of the game, the stool is round (calculated by subtracting one from the number of participants, that is, eight people put seven pieces), and then the participants form a circle outside the stool. When the host drums or plays music, participants run clockwise or counterclockwise along the circle (be careful not to cut in line). When the drums or music stops, participants should quickly find a stool and sit down. Because one stool is missing, one person will have no stool to sit on, and this person will be eliminated. The winner will be rewarded.

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