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Talk about putting down the phone

First, I can't live without you. You have become an inseparable part of my life, dear mobile phone.

Second, see how good I am to you. I will raise you first, and then raise myself. I will depend on you to support myself from now on.

Third, in this era of rapid development of high technology, can you and I depend on each other as partners? -Honey, cell phone

I picked up the book and read it for a while. As a result, my mobile phone became jealous. Then I picked up my mobile phone and comforted for two hours.

Five, mobile phone, you let go of my hand, be reserved, don't do this.

Sixth, climb over or faint, the last thing before going to bed is to put down the phone ... The first thing to get up is to touch the phone; But please believe that nothing is impossible ... life can no longer be separated from mobile phones: suddenly found ... maybe life is like crossing a wooden bridge! Walk over.

Seven, I feel poisoned, allergic to this world of flowers, and my mobile phone is poisoned. But I have to give up, because it has made me flustered.

Eight, is it only when you are busy in love that you can send messages, and you can't do anything without sending mobile phone messages? Instead of sending messages when you are busy.