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1, young Long song, drunk lying in the mountains and rivers, once remembered that Lantai warm wine falls with the moon.

You say you like the sea, but in fact you like the waves.

3. I am angular, angry, poisonous and stinging. Don't approach me out of curiosity, lest you die.

4. You can leave at any time; You want to come back, I'm sorry, that's impossible.

5. My cat likes you. Accept my cat or accept me.

6. If the sky presses me, if the earth detains me and crushes the earth on the day of division, we are born free, who dares to override it?

7. The real success is not how perfect you are, but how persistent your beliefs are even in the face of difficulties.

8. When you cry for missing the sun, you will miss the stars again.

9. I can't satisfy everyone, and I'm not afraid of being photographed by the whole world.

10, I don't believe in 520, I only believe in 502, one drop for three seconds, never part.

1 1, I don't have the so-called shelter from the wind and rain, even if it is stormy, I will go on by myself.

12, call me ugly, why don't you be beautiful to the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

13, I want to be your heart in the next life, or you will die if I don't jump.

14, don't be melodramatic, there is no love in this world that doesn't hurt.

15, I am not kind, don't rob my people!

16. Children will apologize even if they know there is nothing wrong, but adults will not apologize even if they know there is something wrong.

17, it's hot and cold for me, and it's flickering. Is it interesting? Is it funny? Is it a bitch? Is it a dog?

18, if you like it, you have to declare it. If it's a big deal, even friends can't do it. It's no use being friends. I don't lack friends. I lack you.

19, my people, my business, others look at me and want to cut her to pieces.

20. If you have a sword in your hand, walk forward with it. If you don't have a sword in your hand, forget it and go forward.

2 1, I remember that it was a bitter winter, and I didn't want to go to class to ask my roommate for help in the morning, just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

22. People who like you tell you that I went to take a shower, and then they will say that I have finished washing. People who don't like you will say that I took a shower and died in the bathroom.

23. If you don't work hard, how can you make your ex regret it, how can you make your secret love public, and how can you make your face long?

24. If you have seriously injured me, you and I both know that all you have to do is stay away from me before I retaliate, don't apologize, don't catch up, don't let me see you, I won't pretend to be innocent, and you don't pretend to be sincere. I am not only indifferent, but also heartless. I will never accept the solution.

25. A person has at least one dream and one strong reason. If the heart has no place to live, it wanders everywhere.

26. No matter how rough a woman is, she wants to have a home. I can bring a wild man.

27. The school is my home. Well, please get the teacher out!

28. The person who loved you wanted you. People who love you to the end want to be with you.

29. Later, that heart, somehow, quieted down and stopped insisting on what it had to do.

30, ten steps to kill a person, thousands of miles away. After you finish, brush off your clothes, don't show any sound, and hide in the depths.

3 1, lazy personality, interest is playing, specialty is eating, skill is sleeping.

32. Think of others and live for yourself.

33. I want to accompany you to feel a sense of belonging and security from freshness.

34. You wander in the sunny south, and I jump on the grave in the cold night in the north.

35. Take a step back and push your luck; Bear with it for a while and make it worse; That is the reality.

36. Even if there is no beauty in the countryside, there must be pride in destroying a city.

37. Replace my heart and give me a heart of stone. I will smile and watch the people who hurt me die.

38. Remember to shut up when you are impulsive. Sometimes, what you say on impulse is enough to make you regret it for the rest of your life.

39. I am like this, and I am destined to be different from you. Thank you for your disagreement. My style is limited edition.

40. I am possessive. If you are by my side, you can't leave.

4 1, I can't find anyone who can accompany me through thick and thin, so I will go alone.

42. The road you choose, even if you climb, you have to finish it.

43. If you don't like me, that's your business. I didn't put a knife rest around my neck to make you like me. I don't need to be upset and reflect because you don't like it. You can go blind if you don't like it. Do you want me to be responsible for your emotions? Who do you think you are? I'm sorry that your mood has nothing to do with me.

44. For you, I will stand by and watch the world, accompany you and travel around the world.

45. I'm not afraid to wait, but I'm afraid you won't choose me in the end.

46. Give time, let bygones be bygones and a new beginning.

47. Some people are destined to be cancer in your life, while others are just a sneeze.

48. If you become more and more indifferent, you think you have grown up, but you haven't. Be gentle when you grow up and be gentle with the whole world.

49. I think the brightest smile in my life is dedicated to the computer screen.

50, unless the loess bones ┿ I keep you worry-free for a hundred years.

5 1, having a person who loves you, understands you and cares about you in life is happiness. Ten thousand people are not as miserable as one person, and ten thousand people are not as fond of one person.

You must learn to throw away what you can't keep.

You can stop drinking and smoking and control your temper, but you can't forget it.

54. Go after it if you like. Don't worry about your ugliness. Maybe he is blind.

55, the tree is not skinned, dead; People are shameless and invincible in the world.

56. The feelings are deep and the legs are open. Say goodbye when you are tired.

57. I want to be your sun, either to warm you or burn you to death.

You didn't know I loved you until I threw you on the bed and hugged you.

59. I wish you well, even if you have nothing to do with me in the future.

60. You should thank everyone who has changed you, whether it is good or bad.

6 1, in a person's life, there are two kinds of people who regret most: one is that you can't get the person you love; Second, the people you love can't be happy.

62. There is no despair in the world, only desperate people.

No matter how many years and lifetimes have passed, I can still recognize you at a glance in the crowd.

64. Every woman is looking for a man, and finally she finds herself the most man.

65. If life is bad to a certain extent, it will get better, because it can't be bad any more.

66. If it is successful, farting will be meaningful. If you fail, it makes sense to fart again

67. When reality raises his hand and slaps you, you should give him a high five.

68. Laugh and watch the sky go out. My generation is Artemisia.

69. You should take the road of your choice.

70. How can I make up for the time I miss you?

7 1, it's a blessing to learn from the world, and the dust is wiped out. Wandering all over western Western jackdaw, he can do anything. Who told me to put it down? Until I met her.

72. When God closes a door, he may also clamp your head.

73. I'm afraid I gave it to you, and you can't hold it steady.

74. Don't be hot and cold to me. After all, my resistance is poor and I catch a cold easily.

75. Did the boy who was nice to you still lose to that handsome guy?

76. The story of Snow White told us seven? A few years' company is not as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.

77. Everyone who doesn't want to fall in love has someone who can't let go.

78. The tears you shed will eventually turn into sunshine, illuminating the road under your feet.

79. Is it because I am too fat that I have been unable to enter your heart?

80. God doesn't give me glory, but I am a demon with a sword in my hand. what can I do?

8 1, the dreamer should go to sleep with him when he wakes up.

82. Kneel for the monthly exam, kneel for the ranking, kneel for the ranking, and hold a parent-teacher meeting. After the meeting, break your legs, dry your tears and sleep on the road.

83. The biggest difference between people and animals is that animals are always animals, while people are sometimes not people.

84. Fate is like a palm print in your hand. No matter how tortuous it is, it is ultimately in your own hands.

85. Teacher, just tell me which parent you like, and don't bother to hold parent-teacher conferences all the time.

86. Your eyes will glow, which is not suitable for sadness. There is still a long way to go, so hold your chest.

87. I cried when I dreamed that my boyfriend was dead. When I woke up, I found that I didn't have a boyfriend at all and cried even more.

I prefer good morning to good night, because no one will think of me when I wake up.

89. If you choose to be a dog, I will take you away with a rope and I will never stop until I kill you.

90. Later, we all went our separate ways, and no one waited for anyone.

9 1, enough waves. I'll take you home. If you don't come back, you will die outside.

92. Drink if you have a stomachache, hurt yourself if you are uncomfortable, jump off a building if you are in a bad mood, and don't find someone I like to accompany you.