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If you are powerful and overbearing, it is extremely classic.

1, don't get up early, come back after I finish breakfast.

Don't bully him! I am the only one in the world!

The best things in the world should belong to me, including you!

4. You idiot! Stand behind me when this happens!

No one in this world is qualified to be with you, except me.

6, a lifetime is so long, waiting for you for a few years is nothing!

7. I must find you when I miss you!

8, you fucking listen to me, I love you!

9. The leader arranged a blind date. He said: don't go, stay with me at home and don't dare to tell me anything. Who else can I tell?

10, follow me, it's my fault that I can't give you happiness, but whoever makes you unhappy, I'll fucking cut him off.

1 1. Come with me. One day, your name will appear in my household registration book.

12, give up on you, next life!

13, you are not allowed to be the happiest person in the world, because I am the happiest with you.

14, you are not allowed to bear your own sorrow. Is my shoulder an ornament?

15, don't you think that my heart is so big, it's all for you.

16, you are not allowed to stay up late. You are tired of staying up late, understand? I will feel bad when you are tired.

17, the person I love, I want to give her happiness personally, I don't trust others!

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together!

19, listen to me, why do you ask so many questions? I am by your side, and you are still going the wrong way.

Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you.

2 1, you stand there! Wait for me to fly there!

22. You are mine. I heard that getting married is very cheap now, and the Civil Affairs Bureau has settled it for 9 yuan. Let me treat you!

23, you still look, you look at me again, I will eat you! Do not move. I want a bite.

24, you wait, one day, you will be my grandson's grandmother!

25, you won't fold clothes and stay overnight! I'll fold it later!

26, as long as you like, as long as I have you, what are you doing outside? Stay with me.

27, the rain stopped, the weather is fine, woman, you slowly sweep the house, I will sweep the world for you!

Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly!

29. Can you die if you like it first? Stop it and listen!

30. liking me is the need of the revolution, you know?

3 1, I must give you happiness, and no one can stop it.

32. I just like you so much under the cover of youth. Decadence is courage, laziness is resistance, emptiness is sexy, and scolding you is my patent. You can't steal it!

33. I can't bear to bully others. How can I let others bully me?

Very overbearing show loving words.

Very overbearing show loving words.

1, the warmth of this summer is the best interpretation you gave me.

2. I am willing to go on with this road of love. You are the most precious.

Sunflowers are in full bloom in summer, and happiness is in the air.

No matter how old the lonely city is, everything will be fine for you.

I miss our time together.

6. The happiness I want. But it's just that I care about you and you spoil me.

7. As long as I am with you, I am willing to become an idiot.

8, sitting in the back seat of your little electric donkey is a very happy thing.

9. As long as I'm with you, I'll be happy even in a rainstorm.

10, what will happen if it is not enough? Cherish it now.

1 1, I am not a gentle person, but I have done everything gentle for you.

12, true love will not be lost to distance, money and gossip.

13, the first time I heard you say "I love you", my world suddenly bloomed.

14, thank you for holding my hand at that time. You can still feel the tenderness.

15, hand in hand for life, just want to simply go to the end of life with you.

16, we all have to hold each other's hands so as not to get separated.

17, the most beautiful youth is just one or two friends who have accompanied you and a lover who can't be taken away.

18, I can't find anyone better than you. I just want to live with you forever.

19, if we live in each other's hearts, death is not separation'

20. If there is a woman who can do everything for me, I will do everything for her.

2 1, with you behind me, I will never feel too cold//

22. The happiest time is not to be apart.

I hope we can hold hands for life. I hope we can sleep together all our lives.

24. I like to be with you quietly, without anyone disturbing me.

25. Distance brings the distance between two hearts closer.

26. I want to hold hands with you and walk through our next life together.

27. Carefully protected moments create our warm moments.

28. Happiness is not how you spoil and warm me, but having you around, and nothing else matters.

29. It's summer to have you in winter.

30. Love brings you and me closer.

3 1, the love you gave me is like sweet cotton candy.

I want to hold an umbrella with you. I have experienced every hot summer and rainy day!

33. Every step in the future is stepping on each other's dreams.

34. Know each other and cherish each other every step of the way. Don't forget the agreement. I will always be with you.

Your little smile hides my great happiness.

36. I want to hold my smile in my palm in time and my warmth in my palm.

You are my lollipop and I am your yo-yo.

In fact, the words I love you are very simple! Only you and I can have love-

39. When the first ray of sunshine falls, I know I am warm. 、

40. I love you not just by saying it, but all my life. . .

4 1 will always be your wings to fly high forever.

42. The taste of hugging you is better than all perfection.

43. There is no emotional sadness, only a happy drunkenness.

44. The journey of love ends in happiness.

45. The church bells precipitated all the happy melodies and spread like melodies.

46. A faint glance is your earnest commitment, and a quiet moment is my life. I don't want to leave you.

47. Dear, my baby will love you forever. .

48. I like being with you. Even if I don't talk, it's a rare happiness and satisfaction.

49. If you don't leave me forever.

50, with my life's oath, promise you a happy life.

Say it with great temperament

First, everyone will be mean, but please pay attention to the number of times; Everyone is fickle, but please pay attention to speed.

Second, if one day, I disappear from this world, who will desperately look for me.

3. When you are looking forward to a miracle with great joy, the reality always gives you a fatal blow, so disappointment is normal. I hope we can all cut through the thorns and become what live high wants.

Fourth, half-life flowers bloom and half-life flowers fall. After all, this long road is to go on by yourself.

Fifty thousand bright futures are not worth a warm present; Every real present is the future we once imagined.

Six, so sit side by side in the rocking chair at dusk until the wet wrinkles are fresh.

Seven, listening to old songs is as sad as taking the elderly.

Eight, life will inevitably suffer some grievances and injuries. It's better to be calm than unhappy. Only by experiencing the baptism of wind and rain can we practice calm and calm.

Nine, sweet words are also the lubricant of love. No couple can have as many opportunities to talk sweet words as lovers from different places. Every time they call, they will inadvertently say that they miss you and wait for you to love you, even if they don't say much, because they love each other, because there is only one tool to express their feelings at present, because the expression of love is actually single. Therefore, people who can persist in long-distance love are deeply loved. This kind of love is dull but intense in the long river of time. I think this is the love that everyone will envy. Isn't this kind of love happy?

If life often kicks you, don't forget to slap it. It is better to hold back than to cry.

Eleven, there is a kind of love, knowing that there is no result, but love without hesitation, because we have already loved; There is a kind of pay, knowing that you can't get a response, but you still insist, because you have already paid; There is a kind of dedication that allows you to enjoy the princess treatment forever, but we don't accept it, because it is not the one you think is right.

There is always someone, no matter what he did to you before, you will always find a reason to forgive him.

Thirteen, if you want to fall, the gods can't save you. If you want to grow up, you can live in the corner.

Fourteen, don't regret, regret makes you look more stupid.

Fifteen, don't make yourself so tired to cater to everyone, try your best to make everyone happy, and you will forget how to laugh.

If you are willing to turn around, you will surely see me waiting for you to hold me in your arms.

Seventeen, friends or lovers, you are not sincere to me, why should I be sincere to you?

18. I would rather live a noble life than let the dog see clearly.

Nineteen, love is hurt, how many people have been hurt, how many memories have been destroyed, how many feelings are sad, how many cold is clear, how many thoughts are lost. Even if a moth puts out the fire, it still doesn't hesitate. They only look at love and hurt themselves, but they can't end their lives. How many spoony tears have flowed and how many ordinary loves have been drunk! If you are my lotus, let me keep a long-term affection for you in my life! In this life, let me compose a song for you, hold hands and look at each other.

Twenty, don't send photos, don't send status, when it's quiet, the visiting people are the ones who really care about you.

Twenty-one, you think you are smart enough to play with me, but in fact you are secretly complacent, but you don't know that I am crazy enough to control the overall situation and still act with you.

22. Don't give up on someone you miss every day. You will never meet a few such people in your life. Even if we have to suffer a lot together, the bullet will pass. The bitterness of life will fade away with time. But the pain of losing a loved one cannot be washed away by time. What still hurts you after many years is the true love that was easily given up that year.

Twenty-three, we are all farsighted, blurring the happiness closest to us. Domineering talk about super-drag elegance

Twenty-four, shivering cold wind blowing through the starry sky, the night sky, so deep loneliness.

Twenty-five, I want to be an onion in my next life. Whoever dares to bully me will burst into tears.

Twenty-six, women should wear clothes for men, but men should look at women who don't wear clothes.

27. Empty talk is always showing off, and you are lying next to me.

Take a deep breath when you are unhappy. This is just a bad day, not a bad life. You should learn to be kind to yourself and take care of yourself. May you be true to yourself and live like yourself.

Twenty-nine, I look forward to those poems that reverberate through time and space, such as the morning bell and the evening drum in people's hearts.

The degree to which a person likes you is generally proportional to the speed at which he replies to your information.

When it comes to the advantages of boyfriends, I can sum them up as five words to choose a girlfriend.

Don't expect to lose weight by walking fast. Bajie has walked a hundred thousand miles and hasn't lost weight. He is still a vegetarian!

Thirty-three, good temper, you say bad temper, you say rush.

34, 16 years old, looking at 60 years old is still far away. At the age of 60, it seems like yesterday to look at 16.

Thirty-five, don't think that breaking up with you and returning to your space is nostalgia. I need to take a look at the toilet after taking a shit.

Thirty-six, wearing a butterfly is deep, and dragonflies fly slowly.

A very imposing sentence.

A very imposing sentence.

First, there are so many people watching me and waiting for me to fall, and I can't lose even if I fight again.

Second, being strong is not only not giving in to the right and wrong, but also not changing yourself in the face of setbacks.

Third, my son will build it for me and I will sing it for him.

Fourth, you were forced to be free, and you worked hard on the hill for several years. Three thousand guests are drunk, and fourteen States have a sword frost.

5. The torrent of life has reached the edge of the cliff. As long as we go further, it will become a magnificent waterfall.

Six, the sunset tower head, broken sound, Jiangnan wanderer, saw Wu Gou, withered all over, no one will, boarding.

Wave to the seagulls by the sea and look at the cloud dream in my chest. What about mustard? The more careless Chu is, the more troubled he is.

Eighth, all the weapons that attacked me will be destroyed, and all the remarks that vilified me in the trial will be condemned.

Go forward bravely and set off the boat of life without attachments. A boat that breaks the waves opens new flowers all the way.

Ten, until September 8 next year, after the flowers bloom, I will kill all the flowers, and the fragrance will attack Chang 'an, and I will take the golden flowers everywhere!

Don't say you can't do it! If you were alone, you would do it!

Twelve, there are many beautiful women in Jiangshan, and countless heroes are bent over. Go your own way, count romantic numbers and look at the present.

Thirteen, the wind and dust are three feet of swords, and the country is in uniform.

Fourteen, don't die, don't live alone.

Fifteen, for heaven and earth, for the lives of the people, for the past and the future, for eternal peace.

Sixteen, recall that year, the three-foot green front was pregnant with the world, and the white horse drove Wujiang. Tiger armor is full of feathers, and the black silk scarf of the feather fan flies.

Seventeen, don't cry, crying won't change anything, the world has never been gentle to anyone.

Eighteen, people die as iron. Look at the hand to mend the sky!

Nineteen, our generation came out of the world, and when we first entered the rivers and lakes, we got drunk talking and laughing.

Twenty, the pen is safe in the world, and the horse is fixed.

Twenty-one has been imitated and never surpassed. There is only one reason for your failure, and that is to be my enemy.

Twenty-two, streaky horse, thousands of gold fur. Give them to the boy and exchange them for wine, and we can drown the sorrows of generations! !

Twenty-three, I laugh from the horizontal knife to the sky and stay in the liver and gallbladder!

The footprints in the desert soon disappeared. The struggle song has been stirring in the hearts of hikers for a long time.

Twenty-five, lofty ideals are like flowers growing on mountains. If you want to do it, diligence is the rope to climb.

Twenty-six, kill all the millions of soldiers in Jiangnan, especially the blood of the sword at the waist. Monks don't know heroes, so why ask their names?

Twenty-seven, throwing stones in the air, hitting the shore and rolling up thousands of piles of snow.

Twenty-eight, generous Yan market, calmly be a prisoner of Chu, lead a knife into the lent, live up to the young head!

Twenty-nine, seagulls on the seashore, look at the clouds and dreams in my chest. How about mustard? The more careless Chu is, the more troubled he is.

Thirty, life should be like Conan, with a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.

Thirty-one, ambitious hunger for land rover meat, laughing about the thirst for Hun blood. Stay and clean up the old mountains and rivers from the beginning and go to the sky.

Thirty-two, killing and setting fire to the golden belt, repairing bridges and paving the way without corpses.

33. Your will will give me strength.

Thirty-four, I came into this world and didn't intend to go back alive.

If one day we get lost in the crowd and live a mediocre life, it is because we have not tried to live a rich life.

Thirty-six, the strugglers sailed to the other side of the ideal in the river where sweat gathered.

Thirty-seven, even if the road is bumpy, the wheels must move forward; Even if the river is rough, the ship can sail.

Thirty-eight, I walked alone in Wanling, Qianshan Mountain. I was not surprised by thousands of troops and horses. I was surprised by thousands of moves and was worth millions.

Endure the torment of the sky falling, and you will become the king of Conan the destroyer.

Forty-one, there are many beautiful women in Jiangshan, and countless heroes are bent over. Go your own way, count romantic numbers and look at the present.

Forty-two, Tian Xingjian, the gentleman strives for self-improvement, the terrain is Kun, and the gentleman carries things with morality.

Forty-three, by September 8 next year, I will kill all the flowers after I open them, and the fragrance will attack Chang' an and bring golden flowers everywhere!

44. No matter how steep the mountain is, there is always a way to climb for those who are not afraid of difficulties.

Forty-five, don't lose momentum because the other side is in a big battle.

Forty-six, pride is a kite with a broken lead, which is fleeting; Inferiority is a bird with broken wings, and it is difficult to go to heaven. Both are taboos for success.

47, the so-called weakness is a sin!

48. If there were no orphans in the world, I wonder how many people would be kings and emperors?

Forty-nine, Yunfei is blowing in the air, Vega goes back to her hometown in China, and Andrew is guarding her everywhere!

Fifty, butterflies want to get the joy of flying in the garden, first of all, they have to endure the pain of breaking with pupae.

It is not a pity for climbers to lose their past footprints, but it is dangerous to lose their past direction.

Fifty-two, the wine is still open, and the temples are slightly frosty. What are the disadvantages? When will the emperor send someone down, like Emperor Han sent Feng Tang to the cloud to pardon Shang Wei? I will make my strength as full as the full moon, full as the full moon, heading northwest and shooting at the team in West Xia Jun.

Fifty-three, if you are in my heart, what about the world; If I am in your heart, what's wrong with having a rival of 3 thousand?

Fifty-four, alas! Although the three Chu clans can destroy the Qin Dynasty, are there any China?

Fifty-five, where there is a will, there is a way, cross the rubicon, and one hundred and twenty Qin Guan will eventually be Chu; If you do it with your heart, the sky will reward you and you will taste courage. More than 3,000 armour can swallow Wu.

56, if one day hence ling, dare to laugh at Huang Chao's husband.

Fifty-seven, majestic from the road, vertical and horizontal Jiangdong to help the king. The spring breeze is proud of Xiao Qiao's marriage, and his literary talent and martial arts are slightly fragrant.

Fifty-eight, forbearance made the country's coat fall to the glory emperor, and led the heroes of the Central Plains to return my rivers and mountains.

Fifty-nine, there is only one reason to insist, even if you can't win, you must never lose.

Sixty, don't listen to the leaves in the forest, why not sing and walk slowly. Bamboo poles and sandals are more dexterous than riding horses. What's to be afraid of? A raincoat and hemp fiber, despite the wind and rain, still live my life.

Sixty-one, I want this day, I want to hide my eyes no longer, I want this land, I want to bury my heart no longer, I want this sentient beings to understand what I mean, and I want all Buddhas to die out!

Sixty-two, the sunrise is ten feet high, and everything in the world is as fine as wool. Ye Fu was angry, saw the injustice, and wore the eternal knife on his chest.

Sixty-three, born in death, died without injury. Dead people are almost the same as dead people. You should only wander in a foreign land.

64. Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My character comes from who I am and my attitude depends on who you are.

Sixty-five, the ribbon on laurel is not twisted with genius fibers, but woven with silk threads of pain and suffering.

What is magic? When there is no magic in this world, the right way is magic.

Sixty-seven, the road I choose is that I want to walk on my knees.

Sixty-eight, I won't speak first in spring, and no worm dares to reply.

Sixty-nine, close to sin, he guide, Liu Cong give up. Today, there are 800 water conservancy troops, and Fang and the general will hunt in Wu.

Seventy, ten thousand, nowhere to find you, what's the use of this ten thousand? Might as well burn it clean!

Seventy-one, even if my heart is blown to pieces and my blood is like a blowout, I am still calm and calm.

Seventy-two, the world out of our generation, once in the Jianghu, laughing and getting drunk.