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What did you say was the most pretentious thing when you played "the glory of the king"?

There are roughly three kinds of coolest games, one is five kills, the other is playing against the sky, and the other is abusing vegetables.

Then five kills are hard to come by. Many players are very excited after taking five kills, and they can't calm down for a long time. The most important thing is that this sense of joy needs to be released. At this time, it is particularly important to force.

First, you can pretend to be indifferent, just like a great god hiding among passers-by, all chatting and typing, and the basic operation is nothing (Tiger Tooth Carl often says so). This situation is most effective after the teammate enemy hits 666. I believe that after the game, players will invite you to play games together.

Second, you can pretend to be body double. It's easy and casual to kill five people in this paragraph. You can talk all the time and make a list. At this time, rapid advancement can not only destroy the confidence of the enemy, but also quickly end the game and give you time to forward your joy to the circle of friends in space. If your record ranks first in MVP, you may attract a few small fans.

Third, this situation is completely lucky when you take five kills. Occasionally, then you have to show your violent momentum, give the enemy a strong feeling of this person, keep chatting, I want to hit five, don't come to me for one-on-one hit. Of course, if you are well developed, you can try it. If you are a little vain, join the group and pretend that you have no chance to win five. It doesn't matter if you can really win five anyway.

Fourth, when you don't play well in front, or even have a conflict with your teammates, you won five kills at this time, and you may be a little blinded by yourself. Don't panic at this time, don't be carried away by excitement, talk calmly and play for your cousin for two minutes. This is the five kills. What stage are you at now? Hiding your exploits and fame may scold your teammates for calling 666 again, not only pretending to be forced, but also being proud in front of them.

Note that the more you pretend, the more calm you are, and you can't show strong excitement and joy. Only in this way can we show our own uniqueness and give others an illusion. This is the real great god player! A troublemaker

Stop talking if you kill yourself five times. Don't be afraid. If you scare others first, it will be five kills. You have to wait for your teammates or team players to say 666. Here comes the point. Even if nine people say 666, you, don't talk, right, don't talk. This is the most pretentious thing, and then others will think, wow, so calm.

So far, I have only shot five kills once, putting the picture first.

Ok ~ _ ~, I think I'm very excited to get four kills and three kills for the first time. Look at the king I grew up step by step, Nima! After playing for three seasons, it was still gold 1, close to 1000. I want to cry. I don't see any platinum now, so I won't play in the rankings (I'm always unhappy with falling stars)!

It depends on whether you go against the trend, or crush it with the wind, or simply want people to feel your Wang Ba spirit.

If it is against the trend, you can be prepared to say lines like "It seems that I still have to be serious". It can make your opponent feel that you are actually a master of hiding after being completely eliminated. Usually, if you don't take out your real skills, you will be like Conan the destroyer. Can completely destroy each other's confidence, timid, will soon be pushed away by you.

If it's downwind, all you have to do is say "I can still beat ten of you" and instantly kill the morale of the opposite side. You just killed their whole team five times, and immediately you think you can continue to fight. They can't stand it. You may lose your helmet and armor soon, and your overall level may be higher than theirs, so you can finish the game happily.

If you just want to Doby, or pretend. You can just type "? This question mark is not an ordinary question mark, but a question mark after the five kills. A question mark represents countless information in a thousand words: you killed five and didn't feel anything, either it means that you were too high-ranking to pay attention and suddenly killed five, or you think you don't know why, and they are too weak to suddenly kill five.

All of the above statements can instantly crush each other's psychological defense lines and speed up your push over each other.

I believe that when many players are playing the glory of the king, the highest pursuit of a game is to kill 5. Every time I get four kills, I am very excited. Finally, I want to kill five, and then my teammates use various tower resistances to help you get five kills. In the end, the system prompted me to kill that man, just a super god. What a painful understanding.

As we all know, Five Kill is hard to take in the glory of the king. Many players are very excited after taking Five Kill. So what should they say after taking Five Kill?

TOP 1 is running normally.

After the five kills, pretend nothing happened, calmly cut the picture, wait for the teammate to call 666, then open the public chat, play "Shh, normal operation", and then step on the body of the last killed person and go back to the city. Then you just have to wait for others to add your friends and drag you to play the game after the game.

None of them can fight.

Many players are very excited after playing five kills. At this time, it is necessary to pack a wave of 13 with strength, give the opposite side the first momentum in the world, and overwhelm the opposite side with momentum. At this time, we will open all the chats and enter "Who else can fight, no one can fight, invincible". In this case, Bao Yibo 13 is enough, although it may be hammered by the opposite side.

TOP3 daijia .......

In the glory of the king, substitute training has always been a god-like existence in players' hearts. I feel that every time I meet a substitute, I feel stable this time. When you finish the five kills, calmly open all the chats, say: driving ... and pretend to be a substitute (although you are not), which can not only increase your momentum, but also install a wave of 13, and then after playing the game on QQ or WeChat, you will find someone adding you.

Of course, the most loaded 13 must be that all the chats have started, shouting at the opposite side. Finally, remind players to be cautious when switching to 13, otherwise they will be hammered by the opposite side.

It's not surprising that you have fought more than 6 thousand five kills. The most interesting thing is the forcible killing after five kills. I have a favorite anchor who says "routine operation" every time he plays a special program or shoots five kills. Some people will persuade the opposite side to surrender, and even send their own QQ number directly to say that they want to practice, but the most pretentious thing is yesterday's ranking.

Yesterday, Yao Xing ranked, and we chose Li Yuanfang to play the free man system. On the first floor, Zhang Fei is the first choice. I took a picture of Su Lie on the second floor, feeling that I could bomb the opposite side in the early stage. At the first pass, we went to Ye Lan District to squat, and Guan Yu really rushed across, and then we were directly disabled. We went directly to the opposite red in case the shooter was fighting, and then started a small group battle. At this time, Zhang Fei and I may want to leave the five of us directly.

In fact, the most important thing to play games is to be happy. It doesn't matter if you have a good time. The most important thing is to keep a clear head. You can't affect your mood because of the provocation and ridicule of others. Just laugh it off when you meet these people. However, if you want to adjust your mood, you can play "Magic Field Hand Tour", return to the classics, reminisce about youth, and the activities sent by thousands of people are unprecedented. The legion champion is on the verge.

Go ahead on the road of dance academy and read my article to win.

A taunt after killing five people is equivalent to "the last straw to crush a camel"

The first sentence: "Why do the weak fight?"

Teacher Ding Ding often said this sentence a few years ago, especially after the high-end bureau single-handedly killed the other side, but now I won't ridicule the other side like this, because it was to play psychological warfare and deliberately hurt the enemy's heart, but this sentence must be used with caution or it will arouse the enemy's "fighting spirit", and turning it over is a slap in the face.

The second sentence:?

Yes, a simple question mark gives people a feeling that "silence is better than sound here", which can definitely show the domineering of the "emperor".

The last one: insulting language is not recommended by Mr. Ding Ding, because many characters are marked with asterisks, and it is a bit embarrassing to send a bunch of asterisks when you want to ridicule your opponent.

However, Teacher Ding Ding will show off my seven-level "dog tag" when playing lol with five kills. What will happen if you take five kills?

Five kills in the glory of the king are hard to get. I, as I remember, won six kills at most. When I got the five kills, I was really excited, because no matter whether I win or lose, as long as I got the five kills once, I was very satisfied. If you get five kills, how to force it? Let me introduce some of the most pretentious things I said when I killed five people.

The first is to take five kills after the group war, then send them off the tower, then start typing, and then type. Alas, this defensive tower is too powerful. This sentence is the most deadly in the invisible. There are five this time, so it is better to make defensive towers, which makes the enemy very angry and pretentious.

The second is that after we took five kills, it can be said that I was playing with my eyes closed just now, so there is nothing to be happy about taking any one. Although this is too forced, I can only say that you forced this sentence.

The third way is, one person hits five, then takes five kills, and then says, I played with the screen closed just now, and now you should give up. This ridicule is reversed, and teammates continue to play 666. What could be more striking than this?

Let's comment on what you want to say most when you get the five kills. Let's interact together. If you like it, you can pay attention to it.

I took five kills with Zhen Ji once. . I was confused at that time, and then I cried out with malicious intent, Zhen Ji, are you coming with me? My teammates don't forget to brag for me. B said: Who else is the national costume of Zhen Ji? . .

Then I calmly said, I accepted, and the village took Zhen Ji away. .

It was really a little high. After all, it was my first five kills in more than a year, and three kills and four kills were occasional.

Hey, hey, I wish all the friends who saw this answer a brilliant winning streak and get five kills every day. . .

Hello, everyone. I am the leader. I am Lord Doudou. I'm glad to answer this question.

The question is: the king has won five kills. What is the most compelling word?

These five murders were all accidents. I think when it comes to the unsatisfied five kills, it is necessary to say something domineering and leaking.

There are a few words that are the most embarrassing:

1. Right here, I think all the people sitting here are vegetable chickens.

As soon as this sentence was spoken, nine people present were offended in an instant. No matter whether teammates and opponents must be blue in the face or not, they will scold their mothers behind their backs, but they can't come up with five kills, so they can't say anything except hitting you. This is the funniest way to want to fuck you without killing you.

2. Are you all dogs?

Although this sentence is domineering, it is hateful. After saying this, you must run, and it is best to run back to your own spring to be safe, hehe.

I didn't want to kill you, but my knife refused.

Right? I'm not interested in five kills. The problem is that I don't count, the knife in my hand counts, and you still have to die. Fight if you don't accept it. It's so domineering.

You can't. Call your parents.

If the other person is a child, this sentence is estimated to be more lethal than any other sentence. What children fear most is to call their parents. The problem is that it is impossible to call parents while playing the glory of the king. It's a shame, isn't it?

Five strikes can't kill me. Who else? !

If five people across the street hit you and you kill him instead, you can say this with a domineering attitude, and you dare not fight back. At this moment, you are God.

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