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1. When it gets dark, the whole sun is under our feet. What are we afraid of?

Second, I want to be the only one for you. I can't copy or paste.

Third, if you can't keep anything, just throw it far away, maybe it will bounce back after hitting something.

From now on, I want you all to like me.

Don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you, because the world doesn't belong to you.

6. What is love? Can you eat and drink? Would we die without it?

Happiness is a virus. I am the source of the virus, infecting you and the whole world.

Eight, I love you, uncertainty principle.

Nine, don't call, don't say hello, don't keep the appointment on time, you are too busy, I understand. If one day I don't love you, it's your turn to understand.

Wait for me at the next intersection, and I'll come to you by bike.

About tomorrow, we will know the day after tomorrow.

I can't give you the whole world. However, my world is all for you!

Thirteen, one day your name will appear in my household registration book.

Fourteen, forget it? How tearful are you? Are you online? Right in my heart? The value of wastewater.

Don't be infatuated with my sister, I'll give you a nosebleed.

Sixteen, when the time is right, we will hold hands aboveboard.

Seventeen, the Buddha said: the sea of suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore. I said: No border, where did you come from?

18. Close your eyes and look at the bank. That's where I hide my money.

Nineteen, me? A look? Women like life.

Twenty, I just want to have you by my side to warm my air.

Twenty-one, we should spread soy sauce all over the world and make others jealous.

Twenty-two, the passing time is full of rumors, and the wandering hooligans continue to go into exile.

23. You asked me what I like about you, and I said I like you and stay away from me.

I don't want to be happy with it anymore. The flying dust is more gorgeous than fireworks.

Twenty-five, fall asleep, sleep out of the ideal and saliva.

What is happiness? You eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones!

Say your love, because you never know which will come first, tomorrow or the accident.

Twenty-eight, the wind threw you into the sea of people, you from now on? Relationship, I let myself out.

29. You think the sourest feeling is jealousy. No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

I am willing to exchange my life for a smile from you.

Classic funny QQ signature: Don't be infatuated with your sister who makes you vomit blood.

Classic funny QQ signature: Don't be infatuated with your sister who makes you vomit blood.

1, I watched the starry sky with my friends and burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.

2. Buddha said: Give up, and if you give up, you will get it. I gave up and got nothing.

3, our goal is: look at money, make money from the rough! So we must work hard to make money!

When you point the finger at others, don't forget that there are three other fingers pointing at yourself.

5. Money is a lovely thing, 10,000 yuan is a lovely thing, and 20,000 yuan is even more lovely.

6, drinking is to drown the pain, but this damn pain can swim.

7, don't be infatuated with elder sister, elder sister makes you vomit blood, don't be infatuated with elder brother, sister-in-law will make a fool of yourself.

8. Pain is. Cats eat meat. Dogs eat fish. I have nothing to eat.

9. Your gentleness intoxicates me; But when I think of you, I go backwards.

10, the difference between scrambled eggs with tomatoes and scrambled eggs with tomatoes lies in who is fried.

1 1, you can't lift your feet when you are crowded, because there is no place to put them down when you lift your feet.

12, even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day.

13, one minute is completely different for people waiting outside the toilet.

14, I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.

15, I wonder if I lost my white horse and the prince dared not come back to see me.

16, if you ignore me, I will cry, then make trouble, and finally go to bed.

17, I'm curious, how much courage supports you to live with that face.

18, since I chose to come to this world, I don't intend to go back alive.

19, I also want to keep a low profile, but they always give me applause and scream.

20, you told me to roll, I rolled, you told me to come back, I'm sorry I rolled to Mars.

2 1, I tried to rush out of this world, but I still lingered for a long time.

22. I can resist anything but temptation. I can stand anything except thinking of you.

23. Looking forward to the stars, looking forward to the moon, looking forward to it, but finally looking forward to the sun.

24. I want to write your name on paper and put it in my ass pocket. A fart will kill you.

25, I am not your doll, let me cry and I will cry, let me laugh and I will laugh.

26. In this society, this person is not for himself, and the devil takes the hindmost. Don't think about who you are sorry for.

27. I am honest and never lie, except this sentence.

28. I come from a valley. I don't know anything. Where's your mother?

29. Wear your own shoes, follow other people's path, and let others have no choice.

30. Don't think you are a scholar when you go to the toilet with a newspaper, but want to be toilet paper.

3 1, I suddenly feel that I have lost all my pain because of your departure.

Love to eat is also an art, so don't stop me from pursuing art because of obesity.

33. A friend said that the reason of constipation is that the gravity of the toilet is too small.

34, don't give him some color to see see, he won't know that my home is a dyehouse.

35. Some people say that smoking is lonely, so I will smoke hard.

36. Don't think that you are an uncle by leading a cow around.

37. I want to plant more trees now, in order not to hang myself on a tree in the future.

38. The little girl wants to find a white horse in her dream. When she opened her eyes, she found mules running around the world.

Don't be infatuated with me, I'm an insecticide.

1, don't turn a deaf ear to my concern. I haven't cared about anyone for a long time.

2. In the end, you became someone else's mistress. I know it's not because of love.

3. I am my friend and my classmate, and I'm called the Three Musts.

Don't blame others for forgetting you, and you have never hidden anyone.

5, don't compare, don't compare, don't be angry with animals.

6, don't be obsessed with my sister, my sister is an insecticide!

We have no choice but to grow old together.

8. Make a mistake for the first time, make a mistake for the second time and make a mistake for the third time.

9. The red rose falls on the ground and becomes your wedding dress in heaven.

10, the children of other people's children in parents' mouths are our enemies.

1 1, I have been wandering between a lady and a rough girl.

12, boss, do you have any coke? Give me a bottle of sprite.

13, you have grown up, you are crazy, you are nostalgic, and this is all your own business.

14, those memories you mentioned are not worth mentioning at all.

15, in fact, we can boil all the problems down to two kinds: one is that we are hungry and have no food; One is full.

16, man is iron, fan is steel, don't pretend to panic for a day.

17, when can I become a bird, and see who is unhappy with bird flu.

18, there is no regret medicine in the world, only rat poison.

19, I don't need others to love me, I love myself more than anyone else.

20. We are strangers after all, perhaps because we are used to being far away from each other.

2 1, I invite you to eat lollipops, you eat lollipops, and I eat sugar.

22. Be a koala in your next life! Sleep for twenty hours, eat for two hours and play for two hours every day. This is the perfect life!

23. I have the ability to pick up girls, but unfortunately I am a girl.

Thank you for stealing my partner and letting me know that he/she is putting on airs.

25. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake the coke, pound the rice jar, break off Dove and pinch Master Kong. .

26, a very fresh flower, inserted in a cow dung!

27. One person is happy, two people are alive, and three people live to the death.

28. Looking at beautiful women in the street, a little higher is appreciation; Any lower is a hooligan.

29. I am so desperate to shut up the people who once looked down on me!

30, self-assertion depression and self-assertion cheer up, this is a woman.

3 1, can I touch your school badge? You made your chest attack so fresh and refined!

32. A person's greatest weakness is not selfish, savage and willful, but paranoid love for someone who doesn't love himself.

33, ready to sing: I hope you are not as good as me, die earlier than me, eat badly and sleep badly, especially old.

34. The only way to catch a man should be never to satisfy him.

The advantage of being a woman is that she can stare at other people's breasts in public.

36. It is tiring to rely on the happiness given by others. From now on, you should give yourself happiness.

37. The luxury of love is not worthy of my sister's dull mood.

38. I just have a crush on him. I just like him. I just can't live without him. I'm too stubborn.

Don't call my eyes bad, and don't call him ugly. I don't like him because of his appearance.

40. If I want to, if you want to, I can risk my life for love.

I am so overbearing.

1, when I hold you, you are a cup, and when I let go, you are glass slag. 2. To be a woman, you should have backbone, either love to get married or be proud of being single.

Being a woman can be sexy, glamorous and pure, but not mediocre.

4, don't wait, people who shouldn't wait! No pain, no sadness! Don't shed tears that shouldn't have fallen!

A woman's greatest pride is not how beautiful she looks, but how much her boyfriend loves her!

6. People who understand me don't need my explanation, and people who don't understand me don't deserve my explanation.

7. Do you think my mother's heart is made of titanium alloy and stainless steel, which is waterproof, fireproof and lightning-proof?

If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

9, withered vines and old trees, yellow crows, desserts and snacks, watermelons, can only gain weight, can only hope that they are blind.

10, nobody is in a hurry. What am I in a hurry? What everyone is anxious about is the difference between work and bonus.

1 1, even if the world is sinister and my shoulders are weak, I still have people who want to protect me to the end!

12, remember those people who make you breathless, because they taught you what forbearance is and what cruelty is.

13, when you hurt me, don't be too light, be cruel, I'm afraid I won't forget you, and I'm even more afraid I won't die.

14, I have no face, no body and no ability, but girl, I am domineering and strong. I have this style that you don't have.

15, the light is always there, don't rush to say that there is no choice, maybe you will meet hope at the next intersection.

16, there will always be someone in the world who will give you a pack of arsenic and you will make it like honey.

17, some people are speechless because of emotional problems; Some things are impossible because of social reality.

18, depending on parents, at most a princess. By the husband, you are a princess at best. You are the queen yourself.

19, we don't need to wrap ourselves in gorgeous language, because we want to be the truest ourselves.

20. Both the head teacher and the headmaster fell into the river. Who did you hit with a brick in your hand? I'll hit anyone who fucking saves lives.

2 1, sometimes the other person who asks questions has been dodging, which is to tell you euphemistically that the real answer is cruel.

22. Are you being chased? Well, that's great. I envy buying things without paying.

23, you said that women are clothes, brothers are brothers, teenagers, don't wear clothes if you have the ability, go out to play with your brothers!

24. Give me 60 kilos of goods, and I'm sure I can't move them. Give me 100 Jin of you, and I will definitely pick you up and run.

25. If a girl says she likes you, please treat her well whether you like her or not. After all, she is blind.

26. The three ugliest people in women's eyes: the rival of a good sister, the current girlfriend of an ex-boyfriend, and the ex-girlfriend of a current boyfriend.

27. After changing the screen name to unexpected someone, when adding friends, it will become an unexpected person to add you as a friend.

28. Who do you like? It's not you anyway. Will it kill you to lie to me? I lied. I'm not dead.

29, we hate a person, often because they are too similar to each other; We like a person because they are so alike.

30. Don't think that people who can't let go won't let you go! Fish will die without water, but water will be clearer without fish.

After 3 1, five years later, no matter whether you get ahead or face the loess, brothers or brothers, boudoir or boudoir!

32. Deal with dogs less. Be a cute dog when licking you, and be a tough baiwenhang when biting you!

It doesn't matter if you are ugly, you can be confident, but you have the arrogance and conceit of Xifeng, which is really disgusting.

34, I have no face, no figure, no ability, but girl I am domineering, I am strong, I have this style that you don't have.

I liked you yesterday. After today, no matter how handsome you are, I won't miss you anymore, because I'm not the scum of women.

36. When people do good deeds, they always want ghosts and gods to know. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We are too embarrassed.

37. Even if someone calls me crazy, I will look up and say to him with strong contempt, are you and I in the same hospital?

What makes us unhappy are trivial things. We can avoid an elephant, but we can't avoid a fly.

I hope that one day we can become strangers again, and then we can get to know you again. See how I kill you!

40. Obedience is the extraordinary patience shown before completion for some ulterior purpose.

What is the head teacher? Is to ruin your friendship! Destroy your love again! Terrorists who don't leave your family alone!

42. Who is sincere to me, who hides the knife in the smile, who will accompany me for a long time, and who will stab me in the back, my heart is like a mirror.

43. If your classmate suddenly fainted, what measures should be taken immediately? Slap first to see if it's fake!

44. Everyone has a dead end. If they can't get out, no one else can get in So, you don't understand me and I don't blame you.

45. When the pain comes, don't always ask: Why me? Because you didn't ask this question when happiness came.

46. What a handsome boy playing football and a handsome boy playing basketball are all bullshit! As long as you are handsome, you are handsome when you play with glass balls.

47. I have been scolding my girlfriend. If I'm polite to you, I'm sorry, we don't know each other!

48. No matter how many grievances you have, you can only hold them in your heart. It's not that I don't want to say it, I just don't know what to say and who to say it to.

49. In a person's life, there are two kinds of people who regret most: one is that you can't get the person you love; Second, the people you love can't be happy.

50. Get into trouble together, join the political department together, fight together, skip classes together, and go their separate ways next year.

5 1, I'm desperate now, just to walk in front of a bitch with high heels, curly hair and delicate makeup in a few years.

52. There are always some people around you who are very attentive when they use you, and love to ignore when they don't use you. People don't care about dogs.

53. What kind of world is this? I am your brand. Dogs live like people. If you want to be cute, you won't kill yourself when you see me.

54. A brother is the first person who applauds and laughs the loudest when you make a fool of yourself, but he is the only one who is willing to help you after laughing.

55. If you want to break up with me, just say so. Use your parents' refusal to let you play with me as an excuse for paralysis. Don't think I am rare.

56. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the teacher is talking about the fourth chapter, Xueba is reading the eighth chapter, and I am still reading the catalogue.

57, I smile, I hope you give me a smile; I am good to you, and I hope you are good to me; I give love and hope to get your love.

58. None or all. It is now or never. From now on, I don't want anything but what I have.

59. There is a kind of person who does two things in this world. If you succeed, he is jealous of you. What if it fails? He laughed at you.

60. You fucking think I have no temper and am easy to bully, so you bully me. Well, after a long time, let's break up.

6 1, if you really love someone, no matter what he did to you before, no matter what mistake he made, you will forgive him and even give him an excuse.

62. Keep a male girlfriend, because female girlfriends always give you the rest of themselves, while male girlfriends always introduce their best brothers to you.

63. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday morning to Friday afternoon. The shortest distance in the world is from Saturday morning to Sunday afternoon.

Generally speaking, capable people will choose to change, lazy people will choose to adapt, cowardly people will choose to escape, and brave people will choose to let go.

65. My best friend stole my lover, but I don't regret it. Because my best friend is playing with the rest of my things, and that person is not a good thing either.

66. Men's Four Ghosts: Going home from work at night is a poor man, going home at 9 o'clock at night is an alcoholic, going home at 12 o'clock at night is a goat, and going home at 4 o'clock in the morning is a gambler.

67. I am ready to spend my life with you, and I am ready for you to leave at any time. This is probably the best view of love, affectionate but not entangled.

68. You can burn me to death with a cup of boiling water or cold me with a cup of ice water, but you can't consume me with a cup of warm water. What I want is black and white, direct and neat!

69. Be sure to give me an invitation to get married in the future, because I want to see what kind of person can fulfill my dream of growing old with you. .

70. The man who will marry me in the future doesn't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.

7 1. Now we all have the cheapest body, the most precious dignity, the most unreliable vows, the most hypocritical friends and the most self-righteous dreams.

72. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods. Horizontal criticism: I can't help myself.

73. Every time I buy a drink, I thank you for your patronage. One day, I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me with another bottle written on it.

74, in fact, people are mean! There are not a few people who love you and spoil you, but those who are indifferent to you are in hot pursuit, and finally they are black and blue!

75. Your life will not let you down. Those wrong turns, those tears, those sweats all make you unique.

76. There are not only one or two people who hate me, but also many who speak ill of me. Why can I not care? Because lions don't turn around because dogs bark.

77. During the exam, I wrote down the answers deftly, and I thought I was very good. I divided the test paper. It turned out that I was smart enough to avoid the correct answer.

78. Try to read one tone of Mandarin into two tones, two tones into four tones, three tones into one tone, and four tones into four tones. You will be surprised to find that you can speak Henan dialect.

79. I took my brother's cigarette butts, drank his leftover water, ate his rice, wore his shoes and clothes and slept with me.

80. Every time I see my wallet in a bad mood, I check my heart, liver, spleen, lung and kidney online. I still have millions of properties! I feel much better in an instant!

8 1, I can buy it again if the data cable is broken! There is no phone bill, I can charge it. I will never go to the person who left first, that's all for you. Not as important as my mobile phone!

82. When I was drunk, I felt at a loss, a sigh and a world of mortals. The phoenix tree falls all over the ground, and the autumn is three points thick. My heart is happy, but my dream is hard to find. I sang a song after drinking, just because I love the world of mortals.

No one will sing to me in the middle of the night, no one will say good morning and good night to me every day, and no one will keep me warm when the weather turns cold. Oh, I hope someone doesn't call anyone.

84. A brother is the first person you want to tell when you are in trouble. He just called you an idiot and blamed you for finding something for him. The next day, you found that he helped you with all the big and small things.

85. My friend has white hair and won't let me pull it out. He said that La 1 will change 10. I asked why? She said that because of the black hair around her, she saw her little friend being uprooted and turned white with fear. All right! You won!

86. The meaning of life lies not in how many rugged roads we have taken, but in how many philosophies we have learned from them. These eternal human wisdom will help us know the real life and enjoy the happiness of life.

87. The road of life will never be smooth sailing, and the road of life will never be completed overnight. There is always rain, there is always frost and snow, and there are always setbacks and failures. There will always be unexpected encounters, there will always be difficulties and obstacles, and there will always be unexpected encounters. The key is to see how you face and deal with it.

We don't have any faith, but we can't help believing in kindness, even faith, tolerance, strong hopes and dreams. These seemingly empty things can bring us real inner peace and tranquility and give life a heavy and real life.

89. In high school, I took my mobile phone to school. After being discovered by the class teacher, I took it to the office for a lecture and called my parents. As soon as my father entered the office, the teacher told him about me. My dad went up to smash his cell phone without saying anything, and the class teacher collapsed and said, that's my cell phone!