I am in a good mood. Tell me.

When summer comes, I know that "staying in a cool place" is really not a swearing word.

Fourth, the class reunion, I found that I couldn't name it, and I couldn't help feeling that I had skipped too many classes. I found the wrong room after eating.

5. "What is the power of mathematics?" "I can't understand the answer after copying it!" "What is the power of language?" "I don't want to copy after reading the answer!"

Sixth, the summer is not good, and I can't even drink the northwest wind because I am poor.

Seven, it is best to be thin, too fat and easy to fall in love.

Eight, the most hurtful thing is the wallet without money, and the more hurtful thing is WeChat and Alipay without money.

Nine, parents' meeting and mistress are essentially the same, both aiming at destroying family harmony!

Ten, others use Chanel bags, lv bags, Dior bags ... and I, I use expression bags!

XI。 I went from nothing to assets of over 100 million, from family property to luxury cars and villas. I didn't rely on others, I came up with it bit by bit.

Don't drink water if you lose money, or you will get dirty.

Thirteen, playing computer too much, watching TV especially wants to fast forward, and my heart is very tired.

14. I hope you can kiss me soon. After all, I have closed my eyes.

Watch your mouth, because I will kiss you at any time.

Sixteen, want to be a thief, steal your smile, steal your heart.

Seventeen, after the divorce, also according to the process of marriage, flashback order, play it again. Inform relatives and friends, pay back the money, get married by video car, go downstairs to find the mother-in-law, fire the gun, and finally carry the daughter-in-law up to others, from beginning to end.

In your mother's eyes, you only have two ages: "How old are you" and "How old are you", and these two ages may cross.

Nineteen, people are on behalf of the moon to destroy you! All right. I killed you on behalf of the stars.

20. The advantage of flat chest is that if you meet a blind man at night, you can lift your clothes and say to him: Hey, brother, one of us!

Twenty-one, the rest of my life, I am rich, and ultra-thin is me.

22, a Lamborghini just passed me and splashed all over me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.

Even if everyone shouts, I will tell myself that I like you.

24. Every day, I am in a state of full heart, lack of sleep, lack of IQ, and lack of balance.

Twenty-five, the reason why I am not tall is probably because I have been in the mini.

Twenty-six, the ship of friendship capsized, the ship of love sank, and the newly arrived menstruation leaked, but single dog's canoe stood still.

Twenty-seven, I used to be a thin man until a word changed me. You eat, eat, you are not fat. I mistakenly thought I was really not fat.

Many people say that I can eat by my face, but I don't. I have to eat by my mouth.

When I was in my twenties, I came out to earn money, from nothing to penniless, and then from penniless to heavily in debt. This is me, different fireworks, I am me, and I see myself burning.

Don't think that just because you look like Optimus Prime can save the world, you can't.