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Mother and daughter reported good news safely and talked about the good news of their daughter's birth in a circle of friends.

1, July 26th 1 1: 53, a lovely baby pig was born. Mother and daughter are safe and weigh 2950 grams. Welcome, you come to this beautiful new world! I wish you healthy growth, wisdom and understanding!

2, I am happy to mention 1000 yuan, mother and daughter are safe, I would never have thought of it, super fast delivery, and no pain, super gratified.

This is an important day in life and the most important day for the whole family. When the son was born, the mother and daughter were safe, and the family was overjoyed to get the news of the baby boy. The hardest thing in this process is the wife. I have seen many news reports before, or heard of them, but I personally don't feel that feeling. Today, from the moment I accompanied my wife into the delivery room, I felt one kind of tension after another. Women are pregnant in October, and risks are everywhere at the moment of labor. Suffering from the discomfort caused by various physiological reactions, he couldn't restrain his complicated feelings at the moment his son was born, so he said: A man must accompany his wife in labor and see the painful and uncomfortable feeling with his own eyes, otherwise it is definitely a great regret in life.

4, girl, 6 kg 42, 5: 59 pm on the fourth day of the fifth lunar month, mother and daughter are safe.

5, emergency cesarean section, baby, premature baby. Anesthesiology is forgotten again. But mother and daughter will be happy if they are safe.

6. Thanks to my wife, my little cotton-padded jacket. Mother and daughter are safe, which is the best gift for the festival. My wife has worked hard, and I will always be with you in this life, never giving up and guarding you!

7. 15 At about 8 am, two girls were born at home smoothly. The impatient little guy made my family in a hurry, and I'm a little confused now. As long as mother and daughter are safe. I hope you grow up healthily and happily!

On June 28th, 2065438+June 28th, 2009 1 1: 34, a 7 kg Peggy gave birth smoothly, and the mother and daughter were safe. Thank you for your concern and support!

9. Mother and daughter are safe. Hospitalization 10 days, induced labor for three days. Without natural contractions, their stomachaches can't get up. There is no way to decide on caesarean section. From the operating table to returning to the ward, people were so nervous that they trembled all over, and even their lips trembled when they spoke. Rubbing my stomach at night is my most unforgettable nightmare. There is still no exhaust and I can't eat. People are hungry, and walking in the fields depends entirely on willpower. But seeing the girl's white and tender face, no amount of suffering is worth it. Since then, she has a soft rib and armor!

10, I was happy with Peggy, my mother and daughter were safe, and suddenly I became a little daddy!

1 1, born at 8 o'clock last night, is a lovely daughter, happy! ! Mother and daughter are safe, everything goes well, and the hanging heart is finally put down.

12, God didn't care too much about us, but he didn't abandon us. I hope everything will be all right. The safety of mother and daughter is my greatest responsibility in this life.

13, the mother and daughter are safe, and the girl weighs 7 kg. I hope you grow up healthily and happily! Mom and dad love you forever.

14,2019 At 4 am on May 27th, the little princess was born, weighing 7 kg and 2 Liang, and her mother and daughter were safe ~

15, zero 10, finally born, mother and daughter are safe. At this moment, my cousin, who is 80 kilometers away, can't help but have wet eyes. Every mother is the greatest. Giving birth to a child is a disaster. I am even luckier that I can break through it with unimaginable persistence. Every mother should be treated gently.

16, today is a good day, mother and daughter are safe, excited as they wish, crying.

17, Mom and Dad love you. Yesterday, we successfully gave birth to a girl weighing 7 kg. Mother and daughter are safe. Your double top diameter is really too big. You eat too much in my stomach. The main gene is too strong, and dad's head is too big. Now there are two big heads at home.

18, this knife doesn't sound good. It took so many days to recover a little, and the mother and daughter were safe.

19, countdown is 72 days. The second baby, I just want you to be born safely and healthily. Come on, our mother and daughter are safe.

20. Mother and daughter are safe. Congratulations to my wife. I realized my dream of having a daughter.

The mood of the birth of a daughter, talk about the circle of friends who gave birth to a child.

1, unloaded as scheduled ~ 6: 00 am on June 3rd13 gave birth naturally, 3440g, and the mother and daughter were safe. Gold and gold, like Qian Qian, do it yourself, and cut it without trimming, all of which are 40w+2. Thank you for everything! Ps: The second child is really much faster than the first child ~

2, afternoon 14:45, finally looking forward to you. All the pain, no mother and daughter are safe! My sister is dancing happily. Mom loves you.

3, the first child, mother and daughter are safe, I wish the baby peace, happiness and health in the future!

4. Year of the Pig, 2065438+June 22, 2009, 17, I gave birth to a small cancer. My mother and daughter are safe. Thank you for caring about your family, friends and colleagues, and your hard-working wife. Please give me more advice.

5. The eldest daughter is safe when she is born. It turns out that Cancer has become a Gemini. I hope the baby can grow up healthily.

6. At noon, the goods were finally unloaded and the mother and daughter were safe. Before the pain, they were so painful that they doubted their lives.

7.20 19 May 28th at 4: 06 pm! Our daughter is here, thanks to the gods, mother and daughter are safe! I wish the baby a healthy growth!

8. From then on, the armor showed weakness, and the mother and daughter were safe.

9. The child came to report the safety of the mother and daughter. Thank you for your concern! Dear mom, thank you for your hard work.

On July 25th10,21:57, my beloved wife gave birth to a little princess, weighing 6. 16 kg, and the mother and daughter were safe. Please take care of me all my life.

1 1, I am willing to use all my luck for the safety of your mother and daughter, wife, come on, I will wait for you.

12 and10:13 On the morning of June 2, 20081,I was so happy that my daughter and I were safe and started a new family model. 1+ 1 = 3.

13, 5 pm 10, 5 kg 72 Liang, I welcomed my little baby, gave birth to a little rival in love, mother and daughter, looking forward to the full moon, and can go out to play.

14, a little princess weighing 7 kg is in labor, and the mother and daughter are safe! Thank you for your concern and support.

15, 4: 02, super fast delivery, Xier, mother and daughter are safe.

16, arrival of little strawberry, 6 kg and 8 Liang, mother and daughter are safe, thanks to my wife, the girl is beautiful and healthy! Don't worry about leaders, relatives and friends! Ps: fairies love to cry, just like when I was a child.

17, finally uninstalled, little princess cancer, 6.68kg, born on 20 19.6.2722: 49, mother and daughter are safe.

Tiger baby was born and sent a circle of friends to report good news.

Tiger baby was born and sent to a circle of friends to report good news (Chapter 1) 1. The boy lying in the weapon. ..

From today, the world of two people will become a family of three.

3. Enze and sublingual, our son came to my house. Suffering from October, it is difficult to open your fingers. The boy weighs seven catties and three pounds, so he is safe with his mother. Be grateful for heaven and earth.

Thank you for choosing me as your mother.

The original quiet life was broken by the baby's crying. From then on, young parents will start a new chapter in their lives. With the baby, even the brush strokes have become so soft and warm.

6. May you be as happy as a flower, continue to be happy and welcome the arrival of a new life!

7. I don't think about anything. Nothing matters. I just hope my most important baby will come soon. I don't think you can express it in words. ......

8. Get rich overnight.

9. Since then, there has been a weakness, baby. Welcome to this world.

10. diagonal at night, happy.

1 1. Honey, you have worked hard. It's really hard to have a baby. Thank you for bringing me the little princess!

12. My pig has been slaughtered. Cabbage growers, watch the cabbage!

13. I'm so nervous, there are only 6570 days before the college entrance examination!

14. It has a soft spot and a helmet.

15. One night, the poor washed, and you were very happy.

Tiger Baby was born and sent to a circle of friends to report good news (part two) 16. At noon today 12: 23, in XXXX hospital, my beloved wife gave birth to Liner, and the mother and son were safe. The tiger weighs XXX and is XXX cm long. Sincerely invite friends and relatives to wish my son a healthy growth and a safe life.

17. Thank you for your encouragement and concern. A little cotton-padded jacket was born on the 20th.

18. firecrackers ring for you, smiling faces often hang on your face, and thousands of families bless you and congratulate you. I don't want to fall behind. Send short messages quickly. I wish you a happy son first, and then I wish you a pillar. Congratulations on your birth.

19. The baby's centenary gifts were presented, including a "cute" hat, a pair of "happy" shoes, a "healthy" jacket, a "safe" pair of pants and a warm suit. May the baby be lovely and beautiful, grow up happily, be safe and healthy!

20. Time changes, 6 kg and 8 kg a week, asking for surprises, actually bringing surprises.

2 1. Meet your mother and children quietly and start a new life and journey ~ ~

22. 1+ 1=3, and then a family of three lived.

23. Thank you for your patronage. Since then, the world of two people has become a family of three. 2020 loves you and loves you.

24. I was poor and happy overnight.

25. Monogamy for life (two children)

26. There is a great mother in the world. Thank your wife.

27. My wife and I spent a long 76 hours in the delivery room and deeply felt the hardships of giving birth. Now I just want to say one thing: my wife has worked hard!

28. Punch in at 23: 00 on June 2 1 day, and mother and child are safe. Thank you, my wife. May the baby grow up safely and healthily.

29. On the way to protect my wife, I have another comrade-in-arms.

Thank you for your encouragement and concern.

The sentence that reported the circle of friends who gave birth to a second child.

The second child was born and reported to the circle of friends. 1. Others are eating, drinking and having fun. Ge You lies down. My holiday every day is to take care of my children and bring a second child after giving birth.

If you can't afford two children, you can raise two daughters-in-law. The country allows to have a second child, but many men are not interested, because they will feel stressed and don't want to fight, which is normal. If the country allows you to marry a second wife, then try it. Finally, you must sell iron in a big pot and go shopping to the end! Have to marry two daughters-in-law. When you are too old to move, the two daughters-in-law can still advise each other ~ "Sister, what should I do if this old man is paralyzed?" "Sister, why don't you take some medicine and kill him?" "good! No problem .......... "

3. For my daughter's comrades, watch your cabbage, my pig is out today!

Your mother forced you to have a second child, but I was still on my way before my first night.

5. I wish the children can grow up happily, happily and safely. My second child will be born soon, and I'm going to name her Akira.

6. My sister (brother) was born and finally finished the task. I feel that I have such luck, one son and one daughter, and I cherish the present.

7. Click to make a deafening sound and take a knife as a parent.

8. Your first cry made me hear the most beautiful music. I never thought I would hear such a beautiful melody at this moment.

9. Time passes slowly. I just hope that Bauer will be healthy after he is born!

10. Time flies. Seeing that Bauer was going to be born, Ma Bao worked hard. I hope Bauer will arrive safely.

1 1. Why is it more tiring to have a second child than to have a first child? Go upstairs and have a rest. Only 14 weeks, my feet are always tired!

12.3 kg, mother and child are safe, good news! I am a father.

13. I didn't expect the baby to come so soon. The baby should be healthy. Mom is looking forward to your arrival.

14. Two babies are here, one for the little prince, and then there will be a family of four.

15. My pig has been slaughtered. Cabbage growers, watch the cabbage!

16. Tears, it is not easy to get a new life, and the medical staff is great.

17. I used to be a mother's baby, and I will be the baby's mother in the future.

18. A day worth celebrating! Bauer was born and Manchester United entered the Champions League!

19. When I gave birth to Bauer, the whole conversation with her father still seemed warm.

20. We finally unloaded the goods, one son and one daughter, and we have no regrets in this life. We will work hard for the rest of the day.

A friend who told me two years ago that she was getting a divorce was born today.

22. There is a beautiful pregnant woman with a big belly today. It is estimated that she will give birth soon these days. The list says that she is 20 years old and is already a second child. So how early did she get married? I, Joan, Joan and Xiaoqiu collectively showed the expression that we almost lost at the starting line. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

23. Thank you for your patronage. Since then, the world of two people has become a family of three. 2020 loves you and loves you.

24. As I wish, it is a daughter, and a man and a woman make up a good word. Dabao's family also has many sisters to play with. I hope my brothers and sisters can help each other, love each other and grow up happily. I can also study hard and get into an ideal school.

25. I was born and finally met my husband's lover in his last life. She is more beautiful than me!

26. What did you do in your circle of friends today? Suntan my newborn baby!

27. With the help of my wife's wife 12:38, I successfully gave birth to a little princess, weighing 6.3 kg. Mothers and women are peaceful. Special news! I am

28. With this energy, you can have a second child.

29. 10: 25, 7 kg smelly boy was born! Mother and child are safe! Thanks to my wife, my brother should take good care of his brother.

I have a cotton-padded jacket and a leather jacket. Thank you for your hard work. Thank you for your greatness.

3 1. What if you have a second child and don't take care of the boss? Help Dabao accept Bauer's six suggestions.

32. Every birth is a gift from heaven, and every mother is a beautiful angel. May time be gentle with every angel.

33. The second daughter/prince has arrived, and the red envelope is ready!

34. When a family goes out recently, they always meet acquaintances and ask if they will have a second child. I want to say whether I want a second child or not! ! Today, the circle of friends reported the success of giving birth to two treasures. This is the second time I have said that Erbao is both my son's girlfriend. I told my husband that I really couldn't give birth, and both of them were bored. My husband said why you don't want to be your daughter. Hehehehehehe, I'm not so lucky.

Having a second child is to let the child grow up, so that he won't have anything he doesn't know who to tell, because when he grows up, his parents always report good news instead of bad news, and I feel homesick.

36. A small message contains a long blessing, which embodies the essence of heaven and earth and the brilliance of the sun and the moon. At the moment when my beloved son arrived, it expressed all the blessings in the world. Your son is precious and blessed, and it will exist forever.

At 37.22: 08, my beloved wife gave birth to a little princess, weighing 6. 18 kg, and the mother and son were safe.

38. Bauer has a much more active stomach than Dabao. I have to say that giving birth to a second child is much more tiring than giving birth to a child.

39. Get rich overnight. 37. After a night of tossing, my mother worked hard! Mother and child are safe and grateful!

40. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but that you have a second child at the same age, but I am still single. The world is double, and I am single. The world laughs at me, and I laugh at the world's impenetrability.

I met the most beautiful you at the most beautiful moment, and my mother and son were safe. Thank you very much. I suddenly feel that the world is very warm.

42. A tadpole becomes a frog, weighing 7 kg and 8 kg. If you want to ask for a surprise, you can join us!

43. Enze and sublingual, our son came to my house. Suffering from October, it is difficult to open your fingers. The boy weighs seven catties and three pounds, so he is safe with his mother. Be grateful for heaven and earth.

44. Little friends say hello to the world.

45. After 43 hours of pain, the soldier finally got a summer cotton-padded jacket. Thank you for your concern for your friends and family.

46. Since then, there has been a weakness. Baby, welcome to this world.

47. I planted a seed and finally bore fruit. Today is a great day.

48. Welcome to this world. You are about to embark on a new journey of a lifetime. I am your world tour guide "Dad". I wish you a pleasant journey and hope you have a good time.

49. I vaguely remember that when Dabao was born three years ago, a group of people were very anxious. Now that Bauer is born, I watch them both alone. Take your time. Congratulations on the birth of my Bauer.

50. Being a mother at the beginning of today is a treasure, and countless dry gold is a treasure. My daughter is a considerate little cotton wool. In the future, there will be no darkness and cold in our life, because you are the sunshine in mom and dad's life.

5 1. Stop it, there is nothing to say at all, just: mother and child are safe, 8 kg fat boy! Good boy. Mom, good boy.

52. It is very suitable for families with two children. Dabao can see his own shadow from this picture book. When Bauer was born, his parents were busy taking care of the baby, and he was left out in the cold.

53. The diagonal of the night is happy.

54. Bauer was born today. The water broke at 8: 30 in the morning, and the contractions began at 9: 30. Bauer arrived at 4: 0016 in the afternoon. It's great to have a baby for the first time. Although it hurts, it feels much better than caesarean section.

55. One husband and one wife, one son and one daughter, for life.

56. People who can't forget, in a blink of an eye, the child was born, with no thoughts, just nostalgia.

The most precious gift I received this month is to welcome Bauer to our home. There will be a family of four in the future.

58. Thanks to CCTV, MTV and TV, my daughter-in-law successfully gave birth to a little prince (princess) on X day, weighing * Jin, and the mother and son (daughter) are safe. This is good news!

59. The boy lying in the weapon. ..

60. Having a second child is much more tiring than having a first child. I feel more tired and have to take care of the big ones. I count every day. Why doesn't kindergarten start school?