Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - Say sadly: Never mind how many dogs are striding forward behind you!

Say sadly: Never mind how many dogs are striding forward behind you!

1, obviously lonely, but a person is quite good.

Who did you sing the end of the song about us?

3. Looking back, everything is just a tangle and tragedy …

4,: Some words and don't say are all hurt, and some people stay and don't stay are all leaving.

5. I want to ask my heart, is it still reluctant?

6. Never mind how many dogs are striding forward behind you!

7. No one sings with her, no one drinks with her, and no one grows old with her.

I'm not angry with you, but I'm afraid of losing you.

10, no matter how the years change, life is only once.

1 1, don't wait for me to add you back and tell you that we have made up.

12, some are regarded as willful obsession. Can't tell right from wrong.

13, [Why can't you part with me from the beginning? ]

14, I'm not talking nonsense, how can I deserve your high-heeled black silk.

15, push away everyone around you with your own hands, why do you say that you are afraid of loneliness?

202 1 year sad words: stretch out your right hand to accompany you forward, and the left side feels that you love my heartbeat.

1, people are tired because they often wander between persistence and giving up. ?

People who know me think I am quiet, people who know me think I am crazy, and only those who know me know that I will be sad.

Everything about love in this world has its cause and effect. If it is a debt, it should be repaid. If it is a crime, it should be. If you are well, it will be sunny.

4. Some things can't be forced, such as love, such as faith.

5. Along the way, my wandering footprints extended to unknown distant places, self-sufficient, entertaining myself, warming up and heading west.

Please don't miss my wedding, because you have already missed me.

7. When you can't give a woman happiness, please don't touch her hymen, ok?

8. This poem obviously imitates Liang Wenxing's works, just like a monkey in human clothes, both alike and unlike.

9. I haven't touched the computer since school started. This is the first time, which shows how terrible it is to start school.

10, please deal with loneliness, it will be your only friend in the future.

1 1. How can I refuse you and make you sad?

12, stretch out your right hand and want to walk with you and feel your love. My heartbeat is on the left.

13, [You never know how much people who avoid your eyes love you. "

14, if I really have someone to rely on, who wants to force myself to be strong?

15, ╰ Only when your heart is empty can you put more things in ╯.

Wechat said sadly: I hope someone will accompany you to grow up, not teach you to grow up.

1, don't be afraid, there are more sad things waiting for you.

2, be a demon, have no feelings, bring your own murderous look.

Whenever I do well in the exam, it's all due to my parents and teachers, but every time I don't do well in the exam, it's because I don't work hard. ...

My stomach is uncomfortable these days, and I always want to vomit. I took the exam in the middle of the morning, but I spit it out without holding back. The teacher came over and asked, what happened to the problem?

You can be kind, but not weak.

6, always suddenly lost at a certain moment, like the enthusiasm accumulated for a few days, was smashed.

7. I hope someone will grow up with you, not teach you to grow up.

8. It is better to manage the betrayal and badness of others than to manage your own dignity and beauty.

9. Love climbs the wall at night, empty, but buzzing.

10, don't listen to the old man, happy for several years.

1 1. Time makes deep things deeper and deeper, and shallow things shallower and shallower. If you look down, you will get less hurt. Time has changed, love will fade and break up. Don't wait for someone who shouldn't wait, and don't be heartbroken. It really takes a long time to understand the people and things you really miss.

Talk about single dog's qq sadness.

Talk about single dog's qq sadness.

1, now the circle of friends is full of advertisements, travel, food, happiness, baby. Single dog, like us, can only comfort herself by taking selfies!

After a whole summer vacation, I can finally ignore some people's love on QQ. Now, after watching three pairs for four consecutive days, single dog's inner world is full of sunshine and rain!

I really want to fall in love. Single dog, who has worked for several years, still envies people who have partners around him, but either the people I like don't like me, or the people who always feel inappropriate are almost unwilling to make do and don't want to hurt others. Finally, I feel the worst, as if I don't even have the qualification to like others, so I can only bark.

4. It is said that boys with low EQ are doomed to single dog. Then I will teach you one today. If you have nothing to do, please eat. Apologize first if you quarrel. The cold war is warming up actively, so don't say goodbye easily.

5. 1989 Born in Nanjing, Leo, height 183. I have a stable job, quit smoking, and generally don't drink unless necessary. I want to buy a house and a car at any time, hoping to find a sister paper with a little baby fat and good temper. . The rest depends on the connection. Sincerity! ! I don't want to go to single dog this Tanabata! !

6. Don't let the wrong person take away your best side. Let single dog encourage you.

7. Good morning, me! Good morning, roommate! And five buns. I am, yes, alive and kicking. Roommate, in fact, I have never understood why there are five steamed buns. Are there single dog hidden in them?

8. After six years with her, I didn't expect my love relationship with her to come to an abrupt end today. Don't be sad. You see, I've been single for so many years, and I'm still living well. When a woman leaves, she leaves. There are plenty of opportunities in the future. No, I mean I married her.

9. I finally know why I am single dog. Uncle said, short and thin, like a baby, not much different from high school students, who will play friends with you. Also, it is obvious that 158 lacks a preference for 180. Even the family is disgusted and can only be single for life.

10, early July, July of the lunar calendar, please be careful not to talk nonsense and kill people. After all, the gate of hell is about to open. Oh, by the way, before this, there was a ghost gate called single dog on Tanabata.

1 1. I solemnly announce today that I only have one boyfriend, and his name is Hu Haokang. Don't say I'm single dog in the future, I'll be in a hurry with you.

12 is single dog's critical attack on our swords. Please take care, hope * * *.

13, it's the festival to kill single dog soon, alas, it's hard work.

14 Please remember, don't let the wrong person take the best of you. With all single dog, * * * encourage ~! Good morning! Get angry early in the morning!

15. A cup of boiled water is just right. Single dog loves to make friends.

16, now I can finally vent, especially to say that Tanabata is nobody's business. I'm getting bored every day. It's good to have company. No matter how single Wang feels now, I will abuse you to death when you become single dog.

17, when I saw the dog Ichiro, I think the dog is the highest realm of swearing. Now that any single dog is broken, the bottom line should be a little.

18, there is another creature in the world named single dog, who comes back and goes back, but still ignores my flowers.

19. Yesterday, my friend asked me how I spent Valentine's Day. Haha, you two should be happy. As for me, I've been thinking for a long time, and I haven't seen you for so long. Then I miss you very much. Come and meet single dog. That's it. It seems better to visit my sister whom I haven't seen for half a year on Valentine's Day. Let's just call it family day.

20. The company organized a group blind date. We in single dog don't want to go, but we have to. We waited for a beautiful girl on the road for 40 minutes. Alas, I haven't arrived at the blind date scene yet ~ ~ ~

2 1, a group of people who don't even have children criticize this parent's poor education all day, that one is not good, and he is like an education expert. No one is born a parent, and people without children have no right to speak. Single dog, it's good to be happy.

22. It seems that Tanabata is almost Valentine's Day. You must keep a low profile recently. Dog abuse mode is about to start again. Protect yourself and keep in touch with single dog Caring Association at any time. Don't be tortured to death.

23. For female single dog, birds are useless, while for male single dog, eggs are useless, which conforms to characteristic socialism.

24. I have seen all kinds of longevity secrets, but the secret of a pair of Belgian twins 102 is a bit special. It is reported that they say that they should live a long life, don't eat too much, drink a glass of good wine every day, and most importantly, don't chase women. Well, the two brothers carried out this principle well. They are all single and have been living together. So single dog, don't cry!

25. I got up early to watch the performances of Shao Kang, my overbearing president, and Enoch, a silly day. As the biggest single dog in my family, I am still very childlike.

26, give yourself a gift, single dog love yourself more.

27, marketing number, while saying the biggest single, free love; I can't understand the idea that single dog was abandoned by social abuse and dared not go out on Valentine's Day. . Contradictory.

28, don't have to work overtime on weekends, sleep until nine o'clock, and directly waste it; Working overtime on weekends and now going to work is also a waste of a day! August is really a busy dog! But why do people use dogs as metaphors? Single dog? I don't quite understand.

29. I am a particularly boring person. Apart from the exhibition, it is still a bit difficult to ask me out. I don't chase new fans, I don't watch dramas, I just squat on variety shows and stay at home all the year round. I deserve it, single dog.

30. oh . You have no right to laugh at me, single dog. You are just a program.

3 1, single dog's sadness, who can understand! ! Girl, watch out for the bark. Who will play on the seesaw with me? Hey, young man, where should you put your hands? Self-portrait, you accompany me to dinner. Today is my birthday. Who will celebrate my birthday? Watching others kiss madly makes me greedy.

32. My brother said, how many days will it take for the express delivery from Beijing to reach us? I glanced at him, and when I'm free, I'll put a gossip for you to find out what you bought. He said slowly, "Set me up and lie in the trough!" " What about moral integrity? Him, no! Abuse you, single dog! The world is full of malice!

33, August 15 I hope everything will start from scratch, get rid of all the shackles and become single dog.

34. It is said that boys with low EQ are doomed to single dog. Then I will teach you one today. If you have nothing to do, please eat. Apologize first if you quarrel. The cold war is warming up actively, so don't say goodbye easily. The key is to buy a bag, buy a bag and buy a bag. Say the important things three times! ! ! ,

30th and 20th are obviously romantic days, but those who abuse single dog's exam results are simply despicable.

36. Many boys don't understand why it is still single dog. When his girlfriend was angry, he still insisted that he didn't have to coax her at once, pretending that he didn't find it better to wait for her to calm down slowly. I just want to ask, if you are angry, will you choose to turn it off immediately or light a cigarette and sit aside and calm down? You deserve to explode.

37. On holidays or near holidays, single dog carefully chooses the mode of travel, and if he is not careful, he will cause tens of thousands of injuries to himself ~ Yesterday, I was abused to the point where my psychological shadow could not be calculated, and I really vomited blood!