The sky is gray and wild. Pick up the whip and whip your mother.

1, there are too many liars in the world and obviously not enough fools.

2. I came into this world in tears, and I will go back in tears!

We live in the sewer and still have the right to look up at the stars.

4. The time is right, the place is right, the feelings are right, and the characters are wrong.

As long as your eyes are straight, you are not afraid of orbital heat.

6, no other half 100 points, only two people 50 points!

7. Rogue is a kind of temperament; Old hooligans are a kind of faith.

8. If I can't die in her heart, let her die in my hands.

9. Luck is when an opportunity happens to bump into your efforts.

10. Be a woman in the next life and marry a man like me.

1 1, when in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their last life; After marriage, couples often wonder what they did in their last life. It is really a world of ice and fire.

12, I could have died for how much, and now I want to die for how much.

13, the only feeling I have for you now is nothing.

14, a truly free society is: "Without any hero, anyone can be a waste."

15, alas, liar, there is no beef in beef instant noodles.

16, I always treat handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always look at me like this.

The more people I know, the more I like animals.

18, put your heart of stone in my cherry mouth.

19, dust to dust, dirt to dirt, wave goodbye to 250.

20. Don't say anything about you just because you are stupid.

2 1, news broadcast cattle 13 means that even if you have been changing channels, you can watch a piece of news completely.

22, powerless, rich without money, rich without love, no fate, no points, and some are getting divorced.

23. I like people in men's shows. Bored in front of others. Coquettish in front of me.

24. Isn't it silly to watch gossip happen instead of 8 18?

25. Handsome guys go back and forth, some focus on shoulders and some focus on hooking up.

26. The real society ruined my chance to be a good person.

27. Go to the toilet to wash your hands.

28. The most painful thing when swearing is that others scold you back and forth with your words, and the weight will increase dramatically.

29. Instant noodles are really convenient, but you still need electricity when cooking.

30. Eating flies, killing mice at work, catching cockroaches at night, and sleeping to shoot mosquitoes are all responsible for the four pests.

3 1, Counter-offer is like falling in love, the highest level is daring but cautious and thick-skinned, and the minimum requirement is to do it when it is time to do it.

32. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

33. I really want to call you grandpa and dad myself.

34. Half the world is laughing at the other half, but the whole world is a fool.

35. How many generations does it take to climb from this world to that one?

36. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? They have big curly hair and small curly hair.

37. The sky is gray and wild. Pick up the whip and whip your mother.

38. Q: What are the most commonly used functions of mobile phones? A: It depends on time. Q: What is the most exciting function of the mobile phone? A: Vibration.

Successful men can earn more money than their wives spend, and successful women can also find such men.

40. If you just wait, all that will happen is that you get old.

Good night, beautiful and fresh. To make a long story, it's misty and gloomy.

1, life is like flowers and plants, and the face will eventually grow old in the dust of years. Under the butcher's knife of time, keeping our smiling face in the morning sunshine, dignified and heavy bearing, and profound and restrained connotation will be the most precious wealth that God has given us all our lives. Being able to hold hands is happiness. Think about how many people are still flying. Thinking about you is happiness. Think about how much is left on the strange bedmate.

2. If someone loves heaven, love is clothes and affection is petticoat. Counting the myriad things in the world of mortals, how much acacia is among them. Tears are hard to say, can you see it from a distance? I think you are like a cloud, I am in spring and you are in autumn.

3. Bright neon lights keep dancing in front of me, charming, trying to arouse my memory; Noisy noise kept pounding my heart, pulling me into the space of wiggle wiggle, and shed tears that are rare in life; And bright red, green, green, flashing, emitting the light of youth, tempting me to be fascinated; There is also a fairy-like beauty, tender skin and comfort, which tests my patience. I don't want to sink and listen to the groans in the nightmare.

4, the smoke is vast, and you are a peerless beauty standing in the water, wearing plain clothes, thick eyebrows and distant mountains, a pair of affectionate eyes like a pool of blue waves, charming and elegant, if the skin is coagulated, the ice muscles are like jade bones, and no makeup is applied.

5. After archaeological excavation, the remains and relics of many ancient dead were exposed; After modern literature became a specialized knowledge, many decadent or decadent works of immortal writers were discovered and exposed. The joy of being discovered makes us ignore the danger of being exposed, and we don't expect that the burying of works can always keep the author's reputation. If the author takes the lead in the excavation work, it is likely that the loss outweighs the gain, and digging his own grave becomes a pun of contradictory unity: digging the grave of his own work is also digging the author's own grave.

6. The rumors that are superimposed every day in the classroom have been like rusty water pipes for a long time, which has rusted all emotions that are as still as water.

7, Jiangshan whistling horses, arms silently screaming. The wind blows all over the world, and Xie Jun is in the world. Climb the Nine Towers and watch the shooting stars whisper all night. Back to that moment, the silence of the years is also frightening. The withered vine grows branches, and the original time has been gently rubbed. In my dream, you are still standing under the moon, brushing the snowflakes off your clothes and looking at the vast land side by side.

8, Bianshui, Surabaya, flows to Guazhou Ancient Ferry, Wu Shan is a little worried, and hates him for not returning, and the moon is leaning on the building.

9. The melody of life is the wonderful struggle in the storm, and the melody of life is the high realm of forging ahead in the stormy waves. Dreams are seeds. We can wave our sharp wings and sow the hope of spring in this fertile land of life.

10, the disordered sky, the beautiful scenery, and the sincerity are still the same. At this moment, I touched the scene and retired your gloomy soul unscrupulously; Beautiful charm and lack of love buried your feelings in silence and were stolen by time.

1 1. Life is always ironic. Feelings, flowers, always on the other side. I used to wander at the intersection of Meiyuan, hoping to see you stare back, but I was afraid to look back, for fear that you would see tears. But I don't know, once I turn around, it may really be a lifetime! You didn't cry when you left. I can't bear to disappear this feeling and memory with tears!

12, we are often lost in the ocean of smoke, and dusty fireworks always make you and I dare not breathe freely. Some people say that falling in love with a city is because people you like live in it. In fact, falling in love with a city may be for a vivid scenery and a childhood memory in the city. We are like falling in love with someone, sometimes we don't need any reason, no antecedents, nothing to do with romance, just love.

13, once believed in history, but later realized that half of the original history was fabricated. The history of the former dynasty is always written by the later dynasty, which always denies the former dynasty, and his later dynasty will deny him. However, the negative is not necessarily positive, it is just a gradual accumulation of distortion and displacement, saying that the history of history cannot be reduced to ashes, and it is true that the history of history is often reduced to ashes. Calling a deer a horse is often likely to succeed and win.

14, because sympathy is the most hypocritical one, so I don't say sympathy, because sympathy is the most despised one among all those who despise others. Besides, enjoying pain may also be happiness, which is better than calming down from false happiness. So, why can I see that she is suffering? Compassion tramples on your dignity. Compassion leans on your trembling misfortune, puts his hands on his chest and gives you a deep and cold smile. You don't want to see its shadow, I know.

15, the heart is lonely because of a string of memories; Love, lingering in a memory; Trouble is like dust, or it can be like a flower. I know that some beauty is warm in my heart; Some past, quiet, is the best. Accustomed to quietly turning some thoughts into warmth, pointing to the place and downplaying abortion; Looking back, ten fingers turn into incense; Don't think about right and wrong, right and wrong, let the past go with the wind and miss agarwood.

You can smoke, but don't be a bitch. You can be a bitch, but don't look for cigarettes.

1, in this game of life, you fall in love with others first, which proves that you have lost.

2. Am I serious about you? That's why you're so cold.

I never imagined what love was like. You are my love, why should I imagine?

4. [No one knows what your frown will look like the next second, just as Gu Li never thought that Nanxiang would throw her a head of red wine]

5. I love you because of your appearance. If the next generation can, I choose to be a fish, because fish only have seven seconds of memory.

6. [The most regrettable thing at school is that my wife is obviously by my side, but I can't hold her. ]

7, the road to marriage is very tossing, not only tossing yourself, but also tossing others.

8. Why do some people want to be alone when they are sad?

9. I have been staying where I am, well, waiting for you to come to me and take me to the other side of happiness.

10, take the heart as the prison. Forgive me, my heart can only hold you.

1 1, decadent is deep red burn marks, yellow fingers, silent heart.

12, I know that you will never belong to me from the day we broke up.

13, it doesn't matter if you don't love me, you can pretend to love me.

14, no one will ever know the secret in your heart/Su Ming/

15, when asking the other person to be a virgin, think about whether you are a virgin or not. If so, yes. If not, what makes you?

16, where do you show that you love me? If you love me, you won't let me have an idea.

17, don't tell me you're sorry. It seems it's still my fault. I haven't forgiven you.

18, people will grow old, and love will grow old. Food containing a lot of preservatives is in danger of spoilage.

19, pretending to be calm every time, torturing myself in a mess, and then forcing a smile and saying: I'm fine.

20, this season, it is the season when mushrooms wear stockings.

2 1, when you do something, you can always find the time and reason; Do nothing, you can always find an excuse.

22. If your mind is not chaotic, it will not be influenced by the outside world; Don't look up too much, you will get a peaceful heart.

23. My eyes are raining for you, but my heart is crying for you.

24. Loving you is so inexplicable and so unrelenting. I know I won't be the only one in your life, but you are the love of my life!

25. If your cell phone rings in class and the person you hate is also playing with it, then look at him, and then he will have bad luck!

26. Give you my love and let you accompany me to the future.

27. Hold fast to the heat, and you won't know how to let go until you get burned.

28. It is important to have two directions in life: one is to go out and the other is to go home!

I can't love anyone who has the courage to love you.

30. If she can't realize her dream in reality, she will get farther and farther away.

3 1, you can be sweet or ruthless,

32. The person who silently accompanies you is not necessarily a coward.

33, ambiguous, very hard, she seems to be yours, but it seems that it is not yours.

34. Confusion is a bitch. It will disturb everyone's thoughts and change some things.

35. One should have the sun. -"I like to walk on the road" from Gu Cheng

36. Love is a cheap project. Love has no truth, no truth and no dignity.

37. The thought of the way you look at me makes me want to kiss you.

38. I think it is easier for a person to fall asleep. The night with the lights on is not dark, and the cold in winter can freeze the tears.

You should love someone who will never give up on you anyway.

40. I am afraid of losing my childhood. I'm afraid of losing my friend. You know, what I fear most is losing you.

4 1, long-lost story, long-lost red wine, long-lost rose, long-lost romantic lover!

42. Don't say love to others easily. Don't stubbornly open other people's hearts, just make a joke and leave.

43. If you like someone very much, keep your friends at arm's length, so that you will never lose them.

44, some pain, I can't say it, I can only endure it until I can slowly forget it.

45. The most sorry thing in my life is that my heart hurts again and again.

I thought I had to be good enough to meet you, but I didn't know I was the best when I met you.

If you are educated without a mother, you will be taught how to stab others.

1, your parents are happy because of you, because you are too much like them, not like a bought child.

You and your dad are standing on Qianmenlouzi Street in winter, wearing underpants and smoking a cigarette in your mouth. People come and go and say that you are all crazy. You have to say: our image spokesperson, Haier brothers.

3. Look at your face. You have a big pimple on your face. You should say that it was a heat rash that was covered with a mask during SARS. A flock of geese flew south and jumped west when they saw your face. Look how scary you are.

4. Ah, nothing, but I suddenly thought of you when I went to the grave on Qingming Day. Why did so many people die, but you didn't?

I am surprised that a rare species like you should be listed as a national first-class protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo. Perhaps, you can also contribute to the study of exotic species in China.

6. You should be pulled out of the henhouse and put in jail at once!

7. Frankly speaking, you can set up a brothel.

8, you are definitely your mother's own, otherwise how could your mother raise you such an asshole!

9. Do you want someone to hit me? Call out all the cats and dogs in your village.

10, don't talk about others, they also have a flower at the head of the village, but since she was a flower, cow dung has disappeared.

1 1, don't swear at every turn, just put your mother in your pocket and say.

12, I would have thrown you away if the teacher hadn't told me not to throw garbage everywhere.

13, you are also sustainable development, from this school to the present school.

14, with mother-in-law education, I will teach you how to stab people.

15, take a picture, dig a mouth and drum a cheek, or hold a fist to your face.

16, who are you going to hit or cerebral thrombosis and hemiplegia?

17, I wonder how much it weighs? Here, there is a drugstore around the corner with a scale in it. Remember, don't break it for others.

18, you idiot 13 is like a crop in the south, planting three crops a year and never resting.

19. If you walk with your head up, don't hug, just hug a steamed bun.

20. Do you think that you are Popeye and you can come out and yell at me after eating some spinach?