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About Singles' Day Suitable for Friends Circle (Two Articles)

Article 1:

First, I think if you are sincere to others, you can also let others treat you sincerely. I tried my best not to let the people around me feel sad, only to find that I was injured.

Second, never overestimate your position in others' hearts. In fact, you are nothing, not much more than you, not much less than you-to yourself!

Third, I miss you where you can't see. Who am I with where I can't see?

How lucky I was to meet you, but I finally lost you and gave me an empty happiness. Thank you for coming to my world.

It took me a long time to know that the best ending with some people is never to hear from them again.

Six, some things, don't want to happen, but have to accept; There are some things I don't want to know, but I must learn; Some people can't lose, but let go.

Finally, I became addicted to staying up late and got used to the taste of being left unattended.

Eight, I went to see your past, not jealousy, but sadness and affection. You never gave it to me.

Nine, give up the road that you can't go on, so as not to end up covered in scars but still have nothing.

10. I'm not sure how long I can forget you, nor can I guarantee that I can really forget you. I can only do this, no noise, no sadness, no joy, and no quiet intersection with you.

Eleven, there is always a person in your heart, in your dreams, in your mind, but not by your side.

It seems that there will be no mistakes in your life without me. You are happy when you are happy, and you are sad when you are sad. In your world, I am tied with everything, maybe not as good as everything.

Thirteen, it turns out that some people you think are very important will never contact you if you don't contact them.

Fourteen, if you don't like each other, your infatuation is the burden of others. Don't disturb those who have lived in your memory. Maybe this is the best distance for you.

The cruelest sentence in the world is not sorry, nor that I hate you. On the contrary, we can never go back.

Sixteen, the original breakup is that this person has nothing to do with you, only you and me, without us.

17. Is there anyone you want to see but can't meet? Is there someone you want to love, but dare not? Is there someone you want to forget, but don't give up?

Eighteen, gradually know that many things can be met but not sought, do not belong to themselves, why care.

Nineteen, some words have been buried in my heart for a long time, and I have no chance to say them. When I had a chance to say it, I couldn't say it.

Twenty, everyone has a dead end. If you can't get out, no one else can get in. I put my deepest secret there. You don't know me. I don't blame you.

Twenty-one, a person is really lonely and can't say it at all. But life is a stage. Wherever you go, you should smile at people and pretend that your life is full and happy.

Twenty-two, you think I have no attachments, but you don't know, this is called helplessness.

Article 2:

1. Singles Day reminds you of ugliness, and Double Eleven reminds you of poverty.

Singles celebrate every festival like Singles Day.

3.165438+1October1Singles are called "bachelors", married ones are called "naked marriages", newly married ones are called "lighting", second marriages are called "reflecting", divorced ones are called "polishing" and flash marriages are called. Singles' Day, whether you are "light" or not, makes you touch "light". I believe there is always bright sunshine in life!

Let's play a game. Double Eleven sent me a box of snacks. Let me guess who sent it.

5. Double Eleven bought a pair of Nike, and the boss said that one pair was fake and three pairs were lost. As a result, I opened the courier and saw four pairs of shoes in a few days.

6. Now, high school students celebrate Singles Day, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, and only a group of junior high school students are urging Children's Day.

7. There is a kind of bachelor who is waiting for someone, waiting for the right person. It's not that I don't want to say goodbye to being single, and I don't want to stay single. I just choose a person to live quietly for that love, that love, that person who has always been in my heart.

8. It doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like celebrates Singles Day!

Talk about the double eleven, the sentence about Singles Day.

9. bachelor is bitter, bachelor is bitter, it's already twenty-five, and no one can make up for the broken clothes; Bachelor music, bachelor music, a person is full, the whole family is not hungry.

10. nowadays, children choose valentine's day when they break up, and singles day when they confess.

1 1. If you don't find the object, it's too late. June 1 1 Xiu En 'ai, February 24th, 65438+February 25th, eating apples on Christmas Eve, and making Christmas wishes together on June 5438.

12. Part I: I was single last year, I am single this year, and I seem to be single next year. Bottom line: deskmate has a master, classmates have a master, and all peers seem to have a master. Horizontal criticism: I am single.

13. Yue Lao, why should I believe you? You're still single.

14. If you are single, I don't think I am single.

15. Double eleven, please let go. Single dog is such a lovely creature, don't abuse it.

16. When did your girlfriend have it? Ask about Sky Wine. I don't know how many teenagers will it take to say goodbye to being single? If you want to become a monk, but you are afraid of missing beautiful women, it is difficult to be cold with an empty door. Dancing with the shadow, alone in the world. Chasing girls, daydreaming, sleepless nights. There should be no hate, when can I realize my dream? Men are tall and thin, women are black and white, beautiful and ugly. This matter is old and difficult. I hope people will live for a long time and there will be no more bachelors!

17. Starting from today, you are no longer a bachelor, but you have been upgraded to a popsicle.

18. The implementation of the new tourism law on Singles' Day: the monthly income for low-end European tours is 30,000, that for Southeast Asia tours is 1 to 20,000, that for domestic tours is below 1 10,000, that for provincial tours is below 5,000, that for outings is below 3,000, and that for peanut oil is below 2,000.