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A talk about the domineering nature of QQ space society

1. Eating, drinking and having fun is called a goods, but sharing the joys and sorrows is called a wife.

2. It’s not that I don’t dare to tell the truth, I’m just afraid that you won’t be able to bear the blow.

3. Even though they know that love is not reliable, some people still jump in desperately.

4. Sometimes, what we lack is just the courage to mount a horse and go fuck your mother with a gun!

5. Don’t hide in the corner and pretend to be unconventional, or I’ll slap you to death with my slipper.

6. I am not a customer service staff. You have no right to ask me to answer this or that.

7. If you don’t explode in silence, just stay busy in silence.

8. I just pretend to be cool because I think I have some capital. In fact, I don’t have you in my heart.

9. A dog jumped out of the bushes, and I couldn't help but call out your name.

10. Women buy clothes and want to wear them for men to see, but men want to see women without clothes.

11. I wish you find a better girlfriend.

12. Those who have wives are holding on tight, I’m going to start shaking up WeChat.

13. When you mention Tomb Raiders Notes two years later, your first reaction is still a novel. I respect you for being a man!

14. One person’s past, one person’s present, one person’s The romance is irreplaceable.

15. We who come out to hang out have one foot in prison and the other foot in the coffin.

16. Why should we wear briefs? Because it saves money and cloth.

17. I stretched out three fingers and said, give you five words: complete nonsense.

18. You have been a prostitute for one year, and I have been a gangster for ten years. You have no right to arrest me.

19. Even if love makes me fall again, the scar will still be a kind of pride.

20. There is no need to say anything, "love" is enough.

21. I don’t allow you to use your body to make money. I want to buy your body back.

22. It’s not your fault that you want to be a prostitute, but it’s your fault that you want to study in college! !

23. Time will tell you what aging is, and memories will tell you what childishness is.

24. I am not your cat, and I will not wag my tail at you.

25. There is no opportunity for rehearsal in life, every moment is broadcast live.

26. You'd better not hate me. There are really too many people who hate me, and you can't rank them.

27. Don’t expect me to understand, don’t expect me to understand.

28. All evil laws are inherently false. Don’t be too inferior to yourself. All good deeds are also false, so don’t be too arrogant about yourself.

29. The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.

30. Your world will have light, because the sun of my memory protects you.

31. When school starts, I want to be aloof, speak coolly, walk steadily, do my homework, go to bed early, and be cold in class. Yes, that’s it! I’m serious.

32. When you drink, you are a hero, but after drinking, you are a bear.

33. I only have one love, either I don’t give it or I have to give it, that’s all.

34. If a woman is not drunk, a man has no chance. If a man is not drunk, no one will sleep in the hotel.

35. One person, one heart, one world.

36. It feels good to hold it in your hand, and your heart will naturally feel happy.

37. Don’t compare me with anyone. I am not anyone’s shadow, let alone anyone’s substitute.

38. The world is for you. Without you, there would be no world. Only after destruction can we be reborn!

39. We came out to fool around~ The most important thing is to keep our word and say that we will kill his whole family. Just kill his whole family~!

40. Life is like a play, there is no point in getting angry with a dog.

41. If you disgust me again, I will make your wife a prostitute for the rest of her life! ! !

42. Hearts cannot be divided equally, and love cannot be given to two people at the same time.

43. If no one walks with you, please learn to be your own sun without anyone else.

44. No matter how cheap my love is, it will never be discounted for you.

45. If you celebrate Valentine’s Day with me this year, I will celebrate Mother’s Day with you next year!

46. If you make any noise, you will be dragged out and buried alive.

47. My heart is mine, I just put it with you temporarily. Don’t forget, you have no right to hurt it.

48. If you are so proud, you might as well take off your clothes and show off.

49. No matter naked marriage or not, I only believe that plainness is true.

50. There are not many people I love, you are the only one, and one is enough.

51. I like to think wildly but never have extravagant hopes.

52. The greatest revenge I can give you is to live a happier life than you.

53. Even if you already have your name, I will still replace it with others.

54. If he is diligent, it means he has just fallen in love with you. He is clumsy, that is because he loves you deeply. If he is calm, that means he is tired of you.

55. Some people have nothing to do with me even if they die. There are some people that I can’t let go of even if they kill me.

56. Whatever you are, I will look the same.

57. After I left you, I realized that we are really not suitable because you only deserve to find a copycat woman.

58. Laugh when you are happy and cry when you are sad. The simple truth is that if you don’t love me, I will love myself.

59. Whoever dies with me today is my brother.

60. Mom said that the sweat and tears you shed after getting married were all the water that went into your head when you were choosing a husband.

61. I don’t know about youth and frivolity, I only know that the winner is king.

62. I am jealous that you are not as stupid as me! ! !

63. No matter what happens if I finish last, at least I am still athletic. And I will definitely finish the race. As long as I reach the end, I will succeed!

64. Don’t use your past to comment on my future.

65. If you are not strong, who will show your weakness?

66. When we come out to hang out, we have one foot in the gate of hell and one foot in the police station!

67. I understand that it’s faster to turn over a book than to turn over a book. But the trouble is, don’t turn over the book.

68. Sister is not a diamond, but sister is the light that you cannot afford.

69. If you don’t say anything, you really think that I am a pure man.

70. When some things are lost, they no longer need to be restored.

71. As long as you remember me, I don’t mind if the whole world forgets me.

72. What you want to do is something that cannot be replaced by others. If you can’t do it, then who can you blame? It’s just that you are useless!

73. If you tell me to get out, I’ll get out. . You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, go away

74. Please respect me in the future and brush your teeth before talking to me.

75. There is no shortage of love these days, but there is a shortage of people who take love seriously.

76. Who has not been tortured by reality from a kind-hearted child to a scheming madman.

77. Those who dislike me can cause trouble in your heart. I feel so comfortable.

78. What I said I don’t love you is just as much a lie as what you said you love me very much.

79. Are you scolding me? Why don’t you come in front of me, slap me in the face, and rob me of men? You don’t want such a dog.

80. If a woman is willing to be ruthless, she will definitely go further than a man.

81. Only those who are good-looking have youth, and those who are not good-looking only have acne?

82. Life is like this, and the weak deserve to die.

83. There are not many people I love in the world, but you are the only one.

84. Remember all the good things I have done to you, and then return them to me intact.

85. You said you wanted to turn over the salted fish, but I said the salted fish turned over, and it was still the salted fish.

86. The world laughs at me for being too crazy, but I laugh at the fact that the world can’t see through it.

87. Only by enduring hardship can you drive a Land Rover.

88. No matter how difficult it is, you must continue on the path you choose.

89. My sister never cleans the room because she is a "chaotic beauty"

90. You are slutty, flirtatious and seductive, but you are still a ** after all, and men like it. It's a woman not a**.

91. Fat is an attitude, meat is a spirit, and obesity is also a body shape.

92. Beauty is just a metaphor, and handsome guy is just a false name.

93. I couldn’t see my way, but I never gave up.

94. If time could pass by, I would still fall in love with you.

95. ** is the greatest woman in the world. She has been burdened with infamy, but she helps you understand the true face of men.

96. Are we familiar with you? If you have nothing to do, just play a video. You can treat it as your TV. Just press it and someone will appear.

97. No matter how good others are, what does it have to do with me? No matter how bad I am, what does it have to do with others?

98. I am who I am. If you don’t like it, please step aside.

99. No matter how awesome Baidu is, you can’t find where is my happiness?

100. The beauty of a woman lies in being so stupid that she has no regrets; the beauty of a man lies in being able to tell lies. Hell in the daytime.

101. Don’t talk about your conscience for me. I don’t have any. I just donated a few days ago.

102. Only women and heroes have trouble, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

103. If you pour cold water on me, I will definitely boil it and pour it back on you. If you don’t believe me, just wait and see.

104. You are used to being loved, so you cannot allow betrayal.

105. After many years, if you are married, and if I am not, I will tell your son to be careful on the way home from school.

106. Just scream, it’s useless even if your throat is broken!

107. A lover who can be snatched away is not called a lover.

108. Are you trying to steal a man? Do you need a cup of Fuyanjie?

109. I love you without reservation and I will love you until the end

110 , I staggered forward, even if blood and bones were scattered on the ground.

111. Walking together in the long night, whoever lets go of the puppy first.

112. In the world of love, no one is right or wrong, only those who don’t know how to cherish others!

113. Who do you love, who do you enjoy, and who do you love if you don’t love Brother Wen? .

114. If you don’t love me anymore, please come out of my heart and don’t stay here.

115. Many people have no self without another person, but you have spent all your loneliness alone, even though you are defeated, you are still glorious.