Talk about B.

If the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.

Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away. My left hand is a firefly that never forgets anything, and my right hand is a long meditation for ten years.

3, nothing can not pass, just can not go back.

In fact, it doesn't matter if you pass by. Sadly, we will become the most familiar strangers from now on.

Those encounters when I was young turned out to be a lifetime.

6, we are sugar, sweet to sorrow.

7. The original love cannot be disguised; It turns out that the past can only be forgiven; It turns out that happiness can't be faked; It turns out that instant and forever are the same.

8. There is only a turning distance between you and me, but you refuse to turn back.

9. I am in front of you, and you are a foreigner in front of me.

10, if time doesn't allow, then I will become strong and be an enemy of the whole world.

1 1, mom said: You can't miss two things, one is the last bus home, and the other is someone who loves you deeply.

12, the most painful pain is forgiveness, and the darkest black is betrayal.

13, we are all one-winged angels, and we can only fly if we hug.

14, no one is always seventeen, but some people are always seventeen.

15, all the things I thought I would never forget gradually faded away in the unforgettable time.

16, at that moment, I understood: originally, you don't love me. And everything is just my wishful thinking.

17, you are beyond my imagination, and I am beyond your imagination.

18, please don't pretend to be nice to me. I'm stupid and will take it seriously. Who really takes who seriously, who is distressed for whom.

19, whose loneliness covers my clothes and whose clothes cover my shoulders?

20. Read other people's stories and shed your own tears.

2 1, we stand at the fork, one to the left and the other to the right.

22. It turns out that the world can't compete with time, and its joys and sorrows are defeated by it.

23. The wind blows like a broken flower. .....

24. It turns out that all our youth is a dark wound.

My world doesn't allow you to disappear, no matter whether the ending is perfect or not.

26. If you are sad, try to look up at the sky. It is so big that it can certainly accommodate all your grievances.

27. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later, I learned that it was actually a lifetime.

28. Good love makes you see the whole world through one person, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.

29. Missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water and then turning it into tears one by one for a long time.

30. Some things we know are wrong, but because we are unwilling, we must persist; Some people we know are loved and have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes we know there is no way out, but we are still moving forward because we are used to it.

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1, a child went to the shop downstairs to buy a drink. The shopkeeper gave him a bottle, and then the child said there was no money. The shopkeeper angrily threatened that he had no money to find your mother! The child was so scared that the bottle cap fell off the floor. Pick it up, have a look and have another bottle! So he gave the bottle cap to the shopkeeper and left happily. Let the shopkeeper look at a loss.

2. One day, I watched a movie and went shopping with my long-cherished male friend. I was ecstatic, but I still tried to stay reserved. As soon as I got back to the dormitory after separation, I wanted to share this joy with my best girlfriend, so I made up a short message to be happy for me. Xx finally invited me to a movie and bought me a dress. We finally made progress. After pressing the send button, I suddenly found that the short message was sent to this boyfriend by mistake.

There are two kinds of people in the office. One is that when the boss enters, he quickly walks into the elevator and befriends the boss. The other is to deliberately slow down when seeing the boss enter the elevator and not enter the same elevator with the boss. The former people rise fast, while the latter people live long.

4. Bag, where is your girl friends? Zhang Long, my girlfriend is Aquarius. Zhao Hu, my girlfriend is from Capricorn. Dynasty, my girlfriend is Pisces. Mahan, my girlfriend is Sagittarius. Bags, Gongsun Ce. What about yours? Cece, my girlfriend is made of rubber.

Early in the morning, mother snail went out with her little snail. The little snail asked his mother puzzled, where are we going? Mother snail, didn't we agree to take you on a blind date? . Snails, but I'm still young. ! Mother snail, you are so stupid. It's almost there!

6. My husband despises and blows me, saying that I am not as good as him and that I am not as good as him. It seems that I am useless. Finally, one day I told him that I am nothing like you, but I am better than you, and my husband is better than your wife. Since then, serfs have turned over and become masters!

7. I asked my boyfriend, are you really a rich second generation and have been testing me? My boyfriend said excitedly that I always thought I was a rich second generation. Is my dad testing me?

When I saw a MM wearing red socks, I joked with her. What year was your birth? Her eyes suddenly widened. Have you seen my underwear? I .......

9. The weather is extremely cold, not only windy, but also snowy. Under the girls' dormitory, many boys are waiting for their girlfriends in the snow and cold wind. My roommate said to me, "These boys are very poor." I said calmly, that's because you didn't see them when they were playing.

10, my daughter is really getting smarter and smarter. Today, when I was eating out, I walked back with two cream cakes and accidentally dropped one on the way. When the daughter saw it, she immediately shouted, "Dad, you dropped your chess piece."

1 1. I have a dream that my ID number can appear in the balance of the bank card. If you have the same dream, please raise your hand.

12. Some things you think will continue tomorrow, and some people will meet again. Because you think yesterday, today and tomorrow should be no different, but once you let go or turn around, some things will change completely. The sun goes down, and before it rises again, some people will say goodbye to you forever! So what you can grasp now is the most real.

13, it is actually very difficult to live well. You need to learn to cherish and give up; A simple and happy life is actually more difficult. It needs an idea, a mentality and a self. Doing what you like is freedom, doing what you like is happiness, and you have to choose everything yourself.

14, there is a very funny buddy in the university dormitory. We nicknamed him the big pig's head, which is what he usually calls it. But finally one day, he broke out to us. Please don't give me a nickname, and don't scream all day. I hope you can respect me, ok! Call me Wang from now on!

15, now boys are thinner, whiter and prettier than girls, and they have to compete with girls for boys; Now girls are cooler, more handsome and more masculine than boys, forcing boys to like boys!

16, but there is still no response for a long time. My wife couldn't help calling and found that the phone was turned off! My wife is so angry! Just then, suddenly a strange number sent me information and homework, and I accepted it for you!

17, a buddy went to the mall to buy expensive shoes, then packed them in plastic bags and put them in the freezer before the expiration of the shelf life, waited for a day or two before taking them out, and then the soles broke when they were knocked hard on the ground. Then he took it to the mall for a new one, and now it has been blacklisted by several nearby shopping malls and shoe stores.

18, the woman who fell in love with cigarettes said: How can a woman have a tip if a man is not drunk? How can a man have a chance if a woman is not drunk? Women and men are not drunk, and no one sleeps in the hotel.

19, I often see a man saying that he can only have sex if he can't find a girl, as if he really wants to have sex. . . How can men look up to men who women don't look up to? . .

20. My husband's friends often come to our house for dinner. They all praised the delicious food I cooked, but once I didn't feel well, so I went to a restaurant and bought some vegetables. I didn't expect them to say, ouch! Sister-in-law won't come to dinner for a few days. You are good at cooking! After eating so many times, today's food is the best! Everyone was silent after hearing my black face saying that I bought all the dishes today.

2 1. One day, my stupid girlfriend asked me, do you like smart girls or beautiful girls? I said I didn't like either because I liked you. Idiot girlfriend immediately smiled happily, and then fell into a deep silence. . . . .

22. Dad insisted that I take my girlfriend home for dinner. But my girlfriend is on a business trip! I met my cousin on my way back from work! Just ask her to come to my house for dinner! As soon as I entered the door, the slippers flew over! Dad said, you bastard!

23. The Spring Festival is coming. Who will lend me 5000 yuan to buy a decent new dress? Repayment by installments, 50 years, 100 yuan per year, 8 3 yuan per month, 27 cents per day. I give you a red envelope every day, 1.3 in the morning and 1.4 in the afternoon. Every day is a lifetime, and there are surprises every day. . . We have contact every day, so we will never leave for fifty years.

24. I spent a lot of money these days and accidentally ran out of living expenses. But there are still a few days before the end of the month, and I am going to ask my father to give me some living expenses. I got up in the morning and made noodles for my family for breakfast. Dad looked at me warily with chopsticks and asked, how much is this bowl?

25. My friend said that this woman is really difficult to serve now. One minute she said she wanted to eat grapes, and when she bought one, she said she wanted to eat lychee, just like walking the dog. I said, "Don't be dissatisfied." My bitch said she wanted to eat a box lunch on the train.

26, recently found a good way to vent decompression. That is to go to the toilet. After going to the toilet, I said to the toilet with a ferocious face, "You shit for me!" "

27. I took out the spicy strips I bought in the dormitory the other day and planned to eat them. When I smelled them, I threw them away. . . Idiot roommate suddenly said, I didn't find you TM is the real local tyrant, eating spicy strips only smells.

28. A teacher said to her students, "You changed my religious belief. I used to be an atheist, but after meeting you, I really met a ghost

29. Dude, your new mobile phone is really nice! Where did you buy it? B, not bad! This is not bought, but the first prize in the running competition! A, oh, first place, that's amazing! How many people took part in the competition? There are only three participants. I came first, the second was a policeman, and the third was a person who lost his mobile phone!

30. I went on a blind date and talked with that girl for an hour. The matchmaker asked, how do you feel? I'm fine! It is estimated that girls have a crush on me, washed their faces twice and put on makeup twice! The matchmaker asked the girl, what do you think? Girl, alas. . . How boring! I almost fell asleep! Fortunately, I washed my face twice!

3 1, dormitory party, two roommates drank too much, so they went to bunk beds! I didn't expect the upper berth to wet the bed in the middle of the night. The one in the lower bunk said in a daze, God, it's so cool to take a shower!

32. My husband went to the bar in the evening. My wife is upset at home, it's almost two in the morning, and my husband hasn't come back yet! My wife sent a text message and came back to hand in her homework!

33. The reeling man made a successful appointment on WeChat and walked into the hotel with his sister paper. Diaosi man asked the boss about the price of the hourly room, and the boss pointed to the marked price of 40 yuan for one hour. Diaosi man thought for a moment, took out ten pieces from his pocket and handed them to the boss: Tell me the room number. . . Hey, sister paper, don't go. . Don't go. . . Ten dollars more? . . .

34. Going to KTV with friends, a man said, "Give me a song and order that song for Yan Fujie!" ! We are all surprised to have this song? ! Suddenly anonymous shouted, bosom lover? Men, right, right, all laugh.

35. A middle-aged man is buying underwear. He looked at a pair of underwear carefully for a long time and suddenly asked, does it look good on you? I heard the salesgirl say angrily, "Go home and ask your wife!" " !

36. I saw an updated blog in a buddy's space. From today on, my wife will sleep with someone else's husband, and I will wait on him. I can't help it He's here with a gun! I went, gave birth to a son, and had such good news.

37. The Chinese New Year will be celebrated in half a month. According to the tradition of China people, they must go home for the New Year. At this time, they will face a problem. How can they go home dressed? In particular, Tony, John, Mary and James, who enter and leave the senior office buildings in CBD, have to climb mountains, transfer to donkey carts and return to the county town, becoming Wang Dazhu Zi, San Tiezi and Chunhua Nizi, chewing simple melon seeds and playing mahjong on the kang!

38. Life is like a rocker. When you hit the lowest point, you will rebound and rise. When you think about it, you will forget the previous loss. But what about the person opposite you? When one rises, the other will slide down from a height, so the fate of two people will alternate, and life will rise and fall.

Have coffee and chat with the boss in the afternoon. He talked about the painful memories of my childhood. At that time, I liked geography very much and wanted to have my own globe. But my family was poor and had no money to give me, so I went out to pick up bottles and cans and help deliver newspapers. After half a year, I finally saved enough money to buy a globe. It's brand-new, blue and blue, and I show it off everywhere in the yard. But two days later, the Soviet Union disintegrated.

Get together with my friends. When I was full, the goddess asked me to go with her. The goddess said she was drunk and didn't want to go home and let me check in. After I went to the hotel with the goddess, I thought it would be better to open two rooms, otherwise the goddess would think I had no money.

4 1, the neighbor's child didn't do well in the exam, so he gave me 100 yuan to pretend to be his father. After seeing the head teacher, I quickly knelt down, wife, listen to me.

42. My six-year-old daughter is a wonderful flower. She doesn't want to go to school every day from Monday to Friday. It's either a headache or a toothache, or it hurts worse this morning. She even said that she had her period, and my daughter-in-law and I were shocked.

43, I am fat! I like meat very much. I bring meat every day. At lunch time yesterday, a female colleague said, "You can eat whatever you like. Eat pork every day, sooner or later. " . I smiled and asked, what kind of meat do you like? She blurted out, I eat chicken!

Complete works of space classics

1, don't go too far away from me and suddenly turn around and say goodbye.

No matter what the cause and effect are, sleeping is sleeping.

3, don't be afraid of temptation, you resist, indicating that you are a good person; Resisting failure means that you used to be a good person. ...

4. Don't look back at me, don't be reluctant to run away from me, and live well in the future.

5, rainbow, even if there are beautiful colors, there will be a day without color.

6. The music box of memory is spinning, pouring out sadness.

7. I don't do my homework during the holidays. As soon as the teacher asks, he says that I won't reply if the teacher sends it in groups.

8. money is like water Without it, you will die of thirst. Covet it, and you will drown.

9. Don't comfort me if you leave me. You know, every sewing will also encounter the pain of puncture.

10. Horses are easy to slip on soft soil, and people are easy to fall in sweet talk.

1 1. In your heart, nothing is more important than you, but nothing is more important than me.

12, it doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

13, you will never be the lover I can let go of when I say let go.

14, in fact, being single is also good, and there is no need to explain who you are with.

15, people don't completely despair once, they don't know what they can't give up the most, and they don't understand what real happiness is.

16, everything always has an answer. It's better to let nature take its course than to worry about it.

17, if there is sunshine in your heart, the sky will always be blue; If your heart is gloomy, the sky will always be gray.

18, if the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.

19. If there is a boy, he can cry for you and give up everything for you, proving that he loves you very much.

20. 17 years old, how can there be sadness at 70 years old? 18 years old, how can you wait for 80 years old?

2 1, I often can't help but think of what you used to look like, but now I can't see it clearly.

Fashion is easy. Let the value of your decorations exceed your intrinsic value, and you will be fashionable.

There are always some people in the world who would rather die than go back on their word.

24. Who left a simple scar that hurt the past?

25. The outside world is like a rose. Although it is beautiful and moving, it is full of thorns. Hands tied to get it are covered with thorns!

I am afraid of losing, but I know that as long as I don't have it, I won't lose it.

27. I hope there will be a snowstorm when the school starts, and I can't stop at all!

28. Late summer, parting season, prosperity, who is lonely? The childlike innocence that has passed away is full of self-mockery.

29. A glass of clean water becomes dirty because of a drop of sewage, but a glass of sewage will not become clear because of the existence of a drop of clean water.

A mature person often finds that there are fewer and fewer strange people because everyone has difficulties.

3 1, how strong a person's appearance is, how fragile his heart is.

32. Sometimes, you have to go alone. This is not loneliness, but choice.

33. Know that a gentleman is behind others; Know that the villain is watching people behind their backs.

34. I always like to see other people's happiness recently.

Think carefully before you make a decision, and once you make a decision, you must go ahead and stick to it.

Tell me about the funniest B's in QQ space. That's hilarious.

1, friendship is like a vase, it will break when you break it.

2, they all say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact they are all made up.

I connected all my memories into a movie, and a tragedy happened.

People who have always been dissatisfied with their hair styles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a matter of face.

5, if you are the one, the female guests will put out a man's light, and the aunts downstairs in the dormitory can put out a whole floor!

6, the ideal three opponents: senior high school entrance examination, college entrance examination, mother-in-law.

7. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

8. The difference between Sherlock Holmes and Conan: Sherlock Holmes: Where the dead go Conan: Where the dead go.

9. My router broke two ports. Now it's routing crying.

10, the Smurfs sang "When I grow up, I will be you" to Avatar.

1 1. I took a taxi and chased a bus to the terminal in the morning.

12, dreams can't be measured by money, otherwise your dreams will depreciate.

13, why are you sleepy when reading? Because books are the place where dreams begin. ...

14, a good girlfriend can save you 200G hard disk.

15. When money stood up and spoke, all truths fell asleep.

16, the sale didn't go through, and Renyi also ran away.

17, chopsticks can't be lifted, but sheets can't get out.

18, Laozi is my son's passport, and my son is my epitaph.

I only have eyes for you. Okay ... so I'm just an eye drop.

20. Living is a serious problem, and how to live is a problem of entertainment.

2 1, the day passed after soy sauce, how time flies …

22. The weather is fine today. I stayed indoors for a long time and am going to play in the living room.

23, one hero and three gangs, and the result became a four-person state.

24, tea is really bad, praise him when it is soaked, and throw it away mercilessly when it is soaked.

25. Metal detectors are not only used for security inspection, but also used by some people to pick up garbage.

26. Youth is gone forever. Have a nice trip.

27. The first two meet, the brave wins, and the brave meets the wise. The wise see wisdom, and the benevolent wins.

28. Eggs break food from the outside and life from the inside!

29. Life is like a pancake. You have to turn it over several times before it matures.

30. Being drunk is never the sin of alcohol, but the degree of feelings is too high.