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Talk about going out to see the coffin.

1, I love you, you love him, he loves her. How can such a world be like this ......

Don't look back when I go first this time.

It's just that when I look back, every step is so lonely.

Don't measure my sadness by your desolation.

I turned her from a girl into a woman, and she turned me from a man into a pauper. 9. How dare I not believe you lied to me?

7. Calm down and exert my strength; Put it together and shine my style!

8. I maintain a perfect appearance, but I can't even get the person I love.

9. Where there is hope, there must be tempering. Murakami Haruki

10, the person I loved was so cute, but now, I can't love anymore. Because I can't miss God's next gift.

1 1. Being a man is like Zhen Chen hitting Japanese men and playing Japanese women.

12, a song, sung to the heart, is yourself.

13, success is because of yourself, and failure is also because of yourself.

14, everyone loves it, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and coffins open.

15, female colleague was drunk. I carried her home, poured her water and drank tea for a long time. She got better and said to me in a daze, don't you want to do what you men want to do most? I won't leave tonight. Damn, I finally waited for this sentence. My eyes are full of tears. You know me too well! Go to sleep. I wrapped her in a quilt, turned on the computer and started playing DOTA.

16, forget the years, forget the pain, forget your bad, we will never say goodbye.

17, it was pulled out before it could be molested.

18, man's instinct is to chase what flies away from him, but to avoid what chases him.

19, every time, at the beginning, I couldn't wait to love others, but after I really got together, I forgot.

20, thank you, my favorite, thank you for accidentally thinking, so that I will not feel lonely when I am lonely.

2 1, I'm covered in thorns because of you. What makes you say pain?

22. Parents' meeting, like Xiao San, is destroying family harmony.

23. Shake hands with handsome men, talk with profound men, communicate with successful men and live with ordinary men.

You said you were waiting for me, but as soon as I turned around, you were gone.

25. It's very painful now. When you look back later, you will find that it is nothing.

26, シ God is doomed not to let us be together, indicating that we have no fate, I hope you will be happy.

27, the heart should be like a flower, silent, modest but proud of yourself.

28. The most charming eyes always have the most tears, and the kindest heart always bears the most painful pain.

After so many reunions and separations, I now feel that the best moment is actually the minute before we really met.

30. The more intense the life, the more energetic people can be. -Engels

3 1, listen to you and leave me ten books.

32. I haven't seen you for years, but I have to say: Are you as cute as before?

We are good friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but wait until I finish laughing!

34. I want to invade your city, destroy your dreams and take away your body and your heart.

35. [Losing is like cutting off a hair and habitually touching it to the end but catching the air]

36. If I have you in my future, I am not afraid of anything.

37. From beginning to end, I was alone, so what?

30 principles for everyone to love and look at flowers.

Core Tip: Details determine success or failure. The following 20 principles are actually just some details of life, and a person's cultivation and conduct are reflected through these details of dealing with people. Strengthen personal cultivation and pay attention to details, and maybe you will be not far from "everyone loves flowers and flowers". Of course, no matter what you do, it is impossible for everyone to like you, and it is unnecessary. Being kind to others is also being kind to yourself. Being good to yourself will eventually benefit you. The following text comes from the internet, and I feel that it is well written. I want to share it with you. It may not be comprehensive, and even some viewpoints are not very appropriate, so it is not necessary to be regarded as the golden rule, but it is still worth learning. Kindness and sincerity are the most basic prerequisites for being a man, otherwise, no matter how good it is on the surface, it is only hypocritical deception.

1. looks not annoying. Always smile.

2. temperament is the key. If you can't learn fashion, you'd rather be simple.

3. When shaking hands with people, you can shake hands for a while. Sincerity is a kind of wealth.

4. Don't take "I" as the subject of everything.

Try not to borrow money from friends.

6. Don't "force" guests to look at family photo albums.

7. When fighting with others, sit next to the driver first.

8. Insist on saying nice things about others behind their backs, and don't worry that these nice things won't reach the ears of the parties.

9. When someone speaks ill of someone in front of me, I just smile.

10. Drive your own car and don't stop to say hello to your colleagues who ride bicycles. People will think you are showing off.

1 1. When a colleague is ill, go to see him, naturally sit in his hospital bed, and then wash his hands carefully after returning home.

12. When guests from the countryside come to my house, I will be warm and considerate, and then carefully clean the floor covered with yellow mud after they leave.

13. Respect people who don't like me.

14. I don't like making more friends, but I'd rather offend one less person.

15. Self-criticism always makes people believe, but self-praise is not.

16. The match caught fire in my pocket. I'll be glad it's not an oil depot. I won't turn pale if I have poor relatives at home. I will be happy to say that this is a good thing, it is not a policeman.

17. Don't take others' kindness for granted. Be grateful.

18. I will listen.

19. Respect the master and cleaning aunt in the reception room.

20. When you speak, you often start with "we".

2 1. Give a hand to everyone who sings on the stage.

22. Sometimes you should know perfectly well that your diamond ring is expensive! Sometimes, even if you want to ask, you can't ask, for example, how old are you?

23. If you talk too much, you lose. There are many people, so you talk less.

24. Change the unspoken "no" into: "It takes time", "I'll try my best", "I'm not sure", "I'll call you when I decide" and so on.

25. It is impossible to expect everyone to like themselves, and it is a sign of success to let most people like them.

26. Of course, you should like yourself.

27. If you are performing or giving a speech, as long as one person is listening, you should continue with your heart, even if no one applauds, because this is the road to your success.

28. Willing to spend time thinking and know how to be prepared for danger in times of peace.

29. I occasionally show off my success in front of my peers, but I don't pretend in front of older women.

Apart from those well-known traditional virtues, I also know that life should be emotional.

Non-mainstream talk about mood phrases: everyone loves you, flowers bloom and fall, and cars have a flat tire.

First, sometimes I have to admit: after several years, people who used to feel almost the same, unconsciously, the gap is getting bigger and bigger. ......

Second, women, the most beautiful, is not looking through autumn water, but looking back and smiling.

Third, as long as you are willing to take a half step to me, I am willing to rush the remaining 99 steps. -a wolf with wings "blooms"

4. People have to experience darkness all their lives, just like a beautiful perfect parabola with an upward opening. If you want to finish painting it, you must fall to the bottom before you can rise. As long as life exists, we should not be disappointed in people, things and the future, because the changes that the living can make are beyond imagination.

Fifth, the network is another world. The soul can wander, and the mind is allowed to expand some illusions; Reality is day and night, clear smiling face, sadness at your fingertips; Virtual, sometimes like a blank sheet of paper, can only remain pure if it is never touched. Life, sometimes like the experience of makeup, is so perfect under the whitewash.

6. Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds are all picked up, and those without backgrounds are killed with a stick.

Seven, girls must study hard, whether college or undergraduate, choose a good employment major or their favorite major, and have a decent job in the future. Only in this way can you fall in love with a good boy in the future, and you can marry him with dignity, and his parents will respect you and treat you as a pearl. Who says that a girl's job is not important, and marrying a good husband is enough? You must be good enough to deserve a good man.

Eight, the bet you just made is too big. I have the heart not to gamble, but I'm afraid I'll miss my whole life. -Tonghua is "walking on thin ice"

Nine, time is like this, wandering around it feels very slow, and when you turn around, you can flick your fingers.

10. Sometimes you look naive because you are not important enough to make that person mature. Not everyone is worth using EQ.

Maybe I have no talent but fighting spirit, and I will never lose to anyone. -Eren Yeager, attack the giant.

Twelve, I met so many people, but why is it you, who seems to be the most passerby, but occupies such an important position in my heart?

Thirteen, the only way you want to change your destiny is to get up, find the source, and change from the source. Take action, not sit and complain. It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. -Li Xinpin's "10 Quantum Creative Class"

Fourteen, be happy with a man, know more about him, but don't love him too much; To be happy with a woman, you should love her more, but you don't want to know her! -Shakespeare

15. Those who are far away from their hometown and never miss them must have unspeakable hidden pains about their hometown.

Sixteen, if you still care about other people's evaluation of you, then you must also subconsciously agree with other people's evaluation of you. Only when you are really strong can you not be afraid of any speech. -Zhang Haochen's You Are the Best Yourself.

Seventeen, life is hard-won, be glad that you are busy on the road. At least we still have the capital and strength to fight. Everyone is special and unique. You will cherish this life and cherish the fate on the road. Come and go, neither too early nor too late, distinguish right from wrong, and do not shirk. Reality doesn't allow you to stop and have a rest, so you have to smile all the way, put down the world and put down your tired self.

Eighteen, a person should develop the habit of trusting himself, even in the most critical time, but also believe in his courage and perseverance. -Napoleon

Nineteen, if the water is good, the water is good for everything. Being in the evil of everyone, so being in the Tao. Living in a good place, kind-hearted, kind-hearted, good at words, good at politics, good at doing things, good at dealing with people. Husband is just indisputable, so there is nothing special. -Lao Tzu's Tao Te Ching

Twenty, the closer you are, the less you know where the bottom line is. We make jokes and expose the deepest scars, thinking that this is the evidence of true love, but forgetting that feelings also have accounts and need to be saved. The difference is that zeroing the balance does not mean starting over, but ending forever.

At the age of twenty-one, I learned to hide because I didn't want to be seen through again. Because I didn't want to be hurt again, I learned to pretend.

22. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture.

Twenty-three, everyone loves, flowers bloom and fall, and the car sees a flat tire!

Twenty-four, I have no time to be seriously young. When I understand, I can only choose to grow old seriously. -San Mao

A complete collection of beautiful and sad sentences that everyone likes.

A complete collection of beautiful and sad sentences that everyone likes.

1, I can get used to everything, but I just can't get used to life without you.

I love you so much that it is painful to miss you.

Once upon a time, we smiled together. Nowadays, we are strangers to each other.

4. Good night, who can tell me this simple word all my life?

5, a strong heart, often defeated by a simple comfort, and then burst into tears.

6. Silence is a girl's biggest cry.

7. I was lovelorn once, and it seemed that I suddenly understood the meaning of all love songs.

8. I'm just a child. Don't put me through so much, I'll be tired, too.

9. Be kind to yourself when you are alive, and don't run into other people's lives as an episode.

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

1 1, there are two kinds of men, one is to put you in your heart and the other is to put you in bed.

12, a woman's tears are useless liquid, but it's useless for you to make a woman cry.

13. The most painful feeling in the world is that when I gave my heart to you, you said it was cheating.

14, I can't handle my emotions, my heart can't control it, and I can't say that kind of sadness.

15, flowers bloom and fade, people come and go, even if they are destined to be passers-by, why meet at the beginning?

16, you have always stressed that you are good to me. Why do you have to emphasize that you are better than her? Love is not flattery.

17, feelings are like cracks, no matter how you mend them.

18, life is precious because it is limited, and we will work hard because of it.

19, street lamps have no temperature, and dim lights can't hide my loneliness. I really want to cry alone at night.

I'm not lost, I'm not hurt, I'm not angry, I'm just a little tired, I'm tired of giving too much and getting too little in return.

2 1, I have always understood that sincerity is only a little bit, even if it is gone, it doesn't matter, I still have myself.

22. I can't handle my emotions well, my heart can't control it, and I can't say that kind of sadness.

23. An ordinary name has affected so many emotions.

24. Sleeping is my only relief. I fell asleep, not sad, not angry, not lonely, and I felt nothing.

25. I gave you so much love, but I only got your heartless words. We broke up. At that moment, I smiled happily, only blaming myself for being stupid!

26. If two people want to be together well, one must be very, very patient.

27, a minute of heart, an hour of love, a day of love. Forget her, but it is a lifetime.

28. I thought my tenderness could give you the whole universe, and I thought I could use all my strength to fill the gaps in your feelings.

29. The simplest words need great courage.

30. Please protect yourself if you can. In fact, a person can live well.

3 1, without you, even if you give me the whole world, I still have nothing.

32. I became silent, sad and unwilling to talk. I've changed a lot. Is it near you?

33. Those invisible sorrows have always been hidden within reach.

If he always holds an umbrella for others, why don't you wait for him in the rain?

35. Silence is an excuse for fear, and smirking is a reason for injustice.

36. Not all expressions should be written on the face, and not everyone can understand them.

What I hate is that you say you miss me and do nothing.

38. Why do you never pay attention? My sky is scarred.

39. Actually, I can understand that once a broken heart exceeds its limit, it will take many years to heal.

40. From today on, be a happy, strong, optimistic and warm woman, and don't let anyone worry.

4 1. Is there such a person who took my hand and told me that he would protect me for life?

42, because there is no, so I never worry about losing; Because you want it, you will be swayed by considerations of gain and loss.

43. Is there a person who can't bear to forget him all his life?

44. When? I love you. I can turn it upside down.

45. You've said it all your life. You said honey, I'll marry you in the future. Now it's all my own memories in fairy tales.

46. If you expect it, you will be sad and you will be defeated.

47. If you leave, if I give up, if you come back, I hope I am still here.

48. You said you would never let go of your vows of eternal love. The moment you turn around, everything disappears.

49. For some reasons, this is no longer the case. Since you don't agree, please break up!

50. Under the ravages of time, I finally became a fearless person.