Funny sentences that can't sleep late at night

Funny sentences you read when you can't sleep. Every sentence is humorous. Use it to tease friends who can't sleep. The following are funny sentences that I compiled that I can't sleep at night. Welcome to read!

1, insomnia, picked up a physics book and fell asleep soon.

What I like best is your bad news. If you die, I don't think I will lose sleep.

The alarm clock is ticking, and my ears are snoring like thunder. I'm sleepy, but I can't sleep.

I will still fall asleep with sadness, no matter how thick and warm the quilt is.

I can't sleep, and I wake up when it wakes up.

6. Let me have your good night and have a good dream, and I won't lose sleep.

7, call insomnia stop it, others have been sleeping for so long.

8. Sleeping on the sofa is like getting an electric shock, and you can swim wet at night. Holding a white forehead, half a dream intoxicated the world.

9. I can't sleep in the middle of the night, but I want to laugh at the thought of your cheap appearance.

10, some people say that insomnia is because you are busy in other people's dreams.

1 1. I have been suffering from insomnia recently, and I wake up every twelve hours.

12, tossing and turning all night, can't sleep! Counting sheep can't sleep! Memories can't sleep!

13. Memories are a very tiring thing, just like how to lie down when you are insomnia.

14, I'm afraid you're asleep. I dare not disturb you, but I can't sleep while you're away.

15, I went bankrupt three times, but I never lost sleep for a minute.

16, I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, humming my mood, so I had to go to the balcony to find another dream.

17, because of those past events, I couldn't sleep all night, and my dream was vague.

18, what happened to me? I'm upset and insomnia. Why do I feel that everything is meaningless?

19, so sleepy and tired, but I can't sleep. It's really self-abuse, alas.

20. I'm still in bed, not asleep. This is not insomnia, but staying up late.

2 1, it is not so much insomnia as trying to punish yourself with sobriety.

22. I was fooled by my mother yesterday, drank three cups of pure black coffee, and successfully lost sleep for one night.

23, recently insomnia, diarrhea ... just went to the toilet again!

24. I hate being woken up when I sleep. I hate trying to sleep but I can't. I hate being able to sleep but I can't.

25. Record the teacher's lecture and listen to it before going to bed, so you will never lose sleep again.

26. Those troubles that keep you awake will become stars in the sky.

27. Those sheep grow into you on sleepless nights.

28. If you sleep with your eyes closed and think about things every night, you will definitely lose sleep.

29. Uncle Zhou Gong said: I don't want to see you today. So, I have insomnia.

30, this morning in spring, I woke up carefree, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

3 1, I can't sleep without putting some water in my eyes every day.

32. You have insomnia, but I'm sorry, it's no longer me who should put you to sleep.

33. I am most afraid of not greeting, missing endlessly at night, and losing sleep after good night.

34. People who go to bed early perfectly avoid the emotional surge and tossing and turning that they are caught off guard every night.

35. I can't sleep at midnight. This is the rhythm of being a night owl.

36. I have planned my life 800 times when I have insomnia, and I still do it every day.

37. Landlord: What is the best way to solve insomnia? Reply: Go to the classroom to sleep!

38. I can't sleep I've tried all kinds of tricks to count sheep, but it didn't work. I just can't sleep!

39. I just can't sleep over and over. Count sheep and cry. Is the life of the elderly so miserable?

40. You always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early and get up early.