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After raising a dog, the owner will get this 10 "disease"

After raising a dog, the owner will get this 10 "disease"

Nowadays, more and more people keep dogs, and many people get sick after keeping dogs. See if you have been cheated.

1, a jealous disease

Before you get a dog, your parents must treat you as a treasure, but after you get a dog, your parents will only remember the dog and forget you completely, so you will always be jealous of the dog and be jealous with the dog.

2. Talk to yourself.

After raising a dog, you will find yourself nagging more and more, and you have a strange habit of talking to dogs. Even though you know it won't answer you, you just like to tell it what you think. Many people talk to dogs more than people a day!

3, once you work overtime, you will be anxious.

After raising a dog, once you work overtime, your mood will become very anxious. Because I think that the dog is looking out of the window pitifully, waiting for himself to go back, and I can't wait to fly home by rocket as soon as I get off work. Overtime? That's impossible!

4, lovesickness

After getting a dog, I will always care about the little ones at home. Even when I go to work, I will always care about whether the dog is eating well, having fun and thinking about myself. I need a friend to take care of him when I am on a business trip, and I need a friend to help me and the dog video. This is simply lovesickness.

5, others bask in the baby and I bask in the dog's illness.

After raising a dog, you will find others drying the baby and you drying the dog. I shoot my cell phone unconsciously every day. No matter what the dog thinks is cute, I want to record it and send it to various social platforms. If someone comments and praises the dog, it seems that the mood will get better.

6. Treating diseases caused by dog feces

I care about whether the dog has defecation when I wake up every day. If it poops, it is as happy as winning the prize. If the dog is inconvenienced for two days in a row, it is like the sky is falling, and it feels worse than its constipation.

7. Emotional disorder

After raising a dog, you will find that your emotions are not controlled by yourself at all, but by the dog. One second I was angry and swearing because of the dog's trouble, and the next I was defeated because of its wronged expression and coquetry. The mood changes with the dog's every move.

8, otaku otaku disease

Before raising a dog, pet owners like to eat with friends and go out dancing, but after raising a dog, these things can't be pushed away. There is no other reason for me to do this myself, because there is a dog at home, and I can't bear to let it go crazy. Over time, I will become an otaku and a otaku.

9. Travel against illness

After raising a dog, some people suffer from the disease of resisting travel. There used to be a trip from time to time, but now once you talk about traveling without dogs, forget it and don't go!

10, shopaholism

After raising a dog, every time I go shopping, I completely become a shopaholic. As long as you see clothes, decorations, delicious snacks and dog food suitable for dogs, buy them when you see them. I feel that money is not money.

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