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Say a hypocrite.

1. When you are hungry, some people will give you half a steamed bread. This is friendship. Some people will give you steamed bread first. This is love. Some people will give you all the steamed buns. This is affection. Some people will hide the steamed bread and tell you that he is hungry. This is society.

Second, please love and hate thoroughly, leaving room for the most annoying.

Third, I also want to wander all my life, but I accidentally fell in love with someone.

Fourth, try your best to be nice to someone, for fear that they won't like you if you do something wrong. It's not love, it's flattery. After breaking up, I feel that I love each other more and can't live without him. This is not love, it is unwilling.

5. You didn't mean to enter my eyes, but you missed my life and then you couldn't love others? .

6. We often look up to and envy others' happiness, but when we look back, we find that our happiness is also looked up to and envied by others. In fact, each of us is happy, but your happiness is in the eyes of others.

I don't know whether I cry every time because I feel lucky to meet you or because I feel sad to lose you.

8. If you are busy, besides being really important, the more likely reasons are: you are weak, you have nothing better to do, you have to make up for your poor life, or you pretend to be busy and make yourself look important.