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Talking about the classics of special reality; Both eyes are parallel, but they look at people from different angles.

First of all, I gave you a candy, and you were happy. When you see me giving two others, you have a problem with me. But you don't know that he gave me two pieces of candy and you didn't give me anything. -For those who take it for granted.

Second, others give you comfort, but you never know the pain in your heart. No matter how many grievances, no matter how uncomfortable, I remember that I will eventually heal myself. There is no empathy in this world, only self-knowledge.

3. Without money, what can we do to maintain feelings, stabilize love, contact friendship and rely on our mouths? Stop it, everyone is busy.

Fourth, time is like a big sieve, which can withstand filtration. A good friend who thinks he is playing well may not be as good as you think. Only after the test of time, it takes a long time to see people's hearts clearly, and those who stay at last are true friends.

Five, everything is too real, bitter heart, tired of yourself. Some things, you really don't watch, watch, heartache, some people, you really don't understand, don't understand, very hurt. There are so many things in life that you can't get used to. It's all asking for it. Look at it.

Six, in this world, there are very few people who really help you, and there are many people who are cynical. When you are interested, you will be greeted with a smile. After you are useless, try to avoid you. People are realistic and cruel.

Eight, people's two eyes are parallel, but they are unequal. People's ears are on both sides, but they always listen to one side of the story. People only have one mouth, but they can always say two words.

The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too hard on people close to them. Sometimes, if you miss the present, you will never get another chance.

Ten, humble to please others, will only be ignored by others, the world only when you are strong, can you get the attention of others, and only when you are treated equally can you get real respect.

A particularly realistic classic quotation

A particularly realistic classic quotation

1, those (tears) were originally for self-appreciation.

The past years have not turned over, but we are young and frivolous.

The so-called elegance is not a trained temperament, but a life experience. The beauty of a person lies not in her appearance, but in her breath. The strong and quiet breath after the experience. Indifference is not a disguise, but a precipitation. The so-called success is to decipher the code from humble to great.

If you can't get it, we will always think that he is beautiful, because you know too little about him and have no time to get along with him. One day, when you know it better, you will find that it is not as beautiful as you think.

5. lovers are always together, reminiscing about the joys and sorrows of life and thinking about the true meaning of life. A person's life is a long several decades, and only husband and wife can complete this journey hand in hand, so the fate between husband and wife should be especially cherished! After marriage, there will often be an uproar because of a little thing, so we should consider the problem from the other side's point of view, so why bother to compete with it. No noise, no noise, no harmony, home and everything.

Although you are lonely, you must know that you must be strong.

7. Hands that have been stuck in the air for a long time can't catch the clouds drifting with the wind after all.

8. Don't be a hedgehog. If you don't make enemies with others, you won't make enemies with others. No one will stay with anyone for a lifetime. Some things don't need to be remembered.

9. The so-called loneliness is to live with someone you can't dig out any more.

10, we always hurt ourselves for others and let ourselves get hurt again and again, which is really stupid.

1 1, it is not easy to start a relationship, and it is not easy to forget a relationship. You can't just start or end it. Giving up a relationship is not only a feeling, but also your own mood and youth. Therefore, since we have started, we must learn to accept its good and bad.

12, it is difficult for doctors to heal the dead, and it is difficult for Buddha to cross all beings who have no chance.

13, there are some things that I don't want to happen but have to accept; There are some things I don't want to know but have to learn.

14, the biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too harsh on close people.

15, [parents call it background, and they call it Jiangshan]

16, many people were cheated and insisted that it was worth it.

17, there are no rewards to encourage efforts in the world, and all rewards are only used to reward work results.

18, life is still dull, what is lacking is a warm embrace and someone who will listen to me.

19. Without enthusiasm, the world will not progress.

20. Always be full of hope for life and face difficulties with a smile.

2 1. The mask will become skin if worn for a long time.

22. The society is simple, but people are complicated.

23. I love you with my life, and you should compensate me with your life.

24. Time can test your patience with my love more than your promise.

25. I love you because you are the ideal object in my heart. If you are late, you will never get it.

26. I wish you happiness in my mouth, but I hope you blow it off in my heart.

27. The unspeakable feeling is the most painful injury in my heart.

28, regardless of the ups and downs outside, stormy waves, regardless of changes in the world, give life a little peace, give life a truth, give yourself a gratitude, and give others an tolerance. We just want to live an easy life. Everything is calm and gives us the truest life.

29. If you copy my information, you will be lucky in the Year of the Tiger -0-

30. 134. I hope you will always tell yourself that I am the happiest person who has heard of Buddhism. There is nothing but this happiness.

3 1, maybe, my memory is just a memory.

32. Face the past with the least regret.

33. Boss, don't move. Take out all your money.

34. Your brilliant youth is wrapped in bright candy paper. Thank you for your wonderful performance!

I never long for you to comfort me when I am sad.

36, time is long, will slowly forget. ...

37. Get calm, lose indifference, let nature take its course and strive for its inevitability.

38. In marriage, no one is the savior of anyone and no one can change anyone. Only complete spiritual trust and understanding can maintain this marriage. In this society, not only men but also women should take responsibility. Rules before divorce

39. If you don't like the real me, then choose a corpse to show you.

40. The most important thing for two people is to trust each other, not to guess each other.

4 1, have you ever thought that I really love you in those days when you lied to me?

42. My choice is to love you or love you more, and your choice is to love me or not.

43. From now on, I no longer expect anything, but cherish what I have.

44. In our life, only that person is perfect.

45. Some people think that love is sex, marriage, a kiss at six in the morning and a bunch of children. Maybe it's true, miss Lester. But you know what I think? I think love is touching, take back your hand. -Salinger's Heart of a Broken Story

46. Crying is third-rate when you are uncomfortable, second-rate when you are uncomfortable, and first-rate when you are uncomfortable.

47. The cold water you spilled on me will definitely boil and be poured back to you.

48. Life tells us that love lies not in being with you day and night, but in being able to share joys and sorrows. 、

49. Youth is gone forever, and I will spend my whole life mourning without saying a word. Life is like a basketball game, there are always stars shining in it. I hope you can shine like a star on the field in your life.

There are three things in this world that others can't take away. One is the food in your stomach, the other is the dream hidden in your heart, and the third is the book you read in your mind.

5 1, with you in my life, all the difficulties are so simple, because you gave me strength.

52, 145, as long as you feel at ease, all things are fine. Don't run by yourself before one of you reaches the limit.

53. Waiting is not for your return; But to make excuses not to leave.

54. I dreamed that you changed your mind. I woke up to find that your heart was never with me.

55. Go your own way and always listen to others, especially the advice of the elderly. What some people say may not be right, and it may not be in line with their own situation, but it is beneficial and harmless to refer to the opinions of people who have experienced it.

56. Alcohol and tobacco have been recognized as two major poisons since ancient times. For women, love is as deadly as this.

57. Discipline yourself and leave others alone.

58. Sometimes it's not that you can't let go, but a habit.

59. In marriage, there are two kinds of people who are most admirable. One is a young woman who accompanies a man through a hard life; Second, older men who accompany women to live a good life.

60. It is true to know how to make yourself happy. Be a man, you must stand up to lies, perfunctory, cheating, forget your promises, let go of everything, and finally cover up your tears with laughter. Remember, the more you hold back your tears, the more you will become a good medicine for happiness.

6 1, a turning distance, everything becomes a breakpoint, and two people who used to be so familiar will never meet again and become strangers. I met you by chance at a certain intersection one day, and there was a surprise in my eyes, and then I learned to say "hello!" calmly and calmly. No one in this world will always be someone's, some people are destined to be hurt, some people are destined to miss it, and some people are always only suitable for living in another person's heart.

I don't care if you have money, I only care if you have a future.

63. I found a mouse pad yesterday and wanted to get a computer. What did you say was missing?

64. Friends, even if we only have a short meeting and a short tacit understanding, that moment is eternal to us.

65. The number of tourists stopped is increasing. Unfortunately, I can't see who those people are without yellow diamonds.

66. The difference between me and Telunsu is! I have low purity, and Telunsu has high purity!

67. Flowers are like water. That year, in the prime of life, whoever promised to die.

68. He fell in love with another person. Hehe, what do I remember?

69. There was a person who couldn't light a lamp when she lit it. I know because he regards her as his lover.

70. Under the mask of indifference, there is always unspeakable bitterness.

7 1, the end time is not very long, you can forget it quickly.

72. In high school, if you can run and jump, you must endure, and if you can say and sing, you must endure. The college entrance examination only tests foreign languages, history, geography and physics. Everyone is the same steamed stuffed bun and looks the same. In college, what you play is quality. You can be independent if you have special skills. Although there are steamed buns recently, it depends on which one has more folds and which one looks like a hamburger.

73. Seeing others is not pleasing to the eye, but the cultivation is not enough. At the moment when people are angry, their IQ is zero, and they return to normal after one minute. The key to elegance is to control one's emotions. Hurting people with your mouth is the stupidest behavior.

Sometimes silence doesn't mean I have nothing to say.

75. After leaving, don't say wish me happiness. Who are you to wish me happiness?

76. Even an immature attempt is better than a stillborn strategy.

77. Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away. I have a firefly in my left hand and a ten-year meditation in my right hand.

78. Sometimes when you are tired of falling in love, you need to have a rest. Don't think that two people get along and be nice to others. Human nature is strange. If you are always kind to others, others will get used to it and stop cherishing it. So learn to relax. When you are kind to people, you should be excellent, but occasionally you should always be left out. Because it is not good for people occasionally, others will understand how precious it is to be good to him.

79. Without your past memories, it is a kind of torture for me now.

80. The speed at which a person replies to you is directly proportional to the degree of caring for you.

8 1, with so much time in a day, can you spare a second to think of me?

82. Sometimes it's sunny and sometimes it's cloudy. This is life.

83. As long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

If I live one more day in your memory, I can't even hear my own voice.

85. In those days when you lied to me, did you ever think that I really loved you?

86. In high school, you can only wear school uniforms. Whenever you go, call me brother, and call me brother when you are young. I didn't have a school uniform in college. In the first half of the subway, Xu Niang called me big brother, and junior high school students called me uncle, but they all had to bite the bullet and promise.

87. How to endure your silence and get used to it? Sorry, I can't. I'm not wood.

88. Think about what you once said. It's disgusting, really.

89. I will only be paranoid because of you.

90. At some point, you should realize that some people can stay in your heart, but they won't appear in your life.

A particularly realistic sentence

A particularly realistic sentence

1, really can't be fake, really can't be fake.

2. It is reasonable to travel all over the world, but it is difficult to move without reason.

3, one person often speaks rationally, two people speak in contrast, three people speak high and low, and everyone tells the truth.

4. In the sun, shadows can't be hidden; Fallacy is untenable in the face of truth.

The crow's wings can't stop the sun.

6. Time will pass, years will pass, but the truth will last forever.

7. All that glitters is not gold; Beautiful words are not always truth.

8. Money is like dirt, and truth is worth a thousand dollars.

9. The road is uneven and everyone steps on it; If it's not fair, let it out.

10, I would rather lose my freedom than lose the truth.

1 1, truth is not afraid of officials, and people are not afraid of heaven.

12, money can buy villains, but it can't buy the truth.

13. Being with truth means being with happiness.

14, there are not many good words, and the truth is silent.

15. Tricks must be clothed, but truth doesn't like decoration.

16, trick needs disguise, truth is like the sun.

17, the law will surely uphold justice.

18, if the light is not turned on, it is not clear whether it is reasonable.

19, pure gold is at your disposal, and its gorgeous color will never change; He who sticks to the truth is fighting to the death, and he will not give up his firm belief.

20, the ship is not afraid of the wind, and it is reasonable to go to heaven.

2 1, hoe an evil and grow a good one.

22. Without setbacks and failures, you can't find the truth.

23. Bats can't see the sun, and liars can't see the truth.

24, the sword will not bend, truth will not rust.

25, do not do bad things during the day, not afraid of ghosts knocking at the door in the middle of the night.

26. I like the beauty I accept and the greatness I give. If giving is a long journey full of thorns, then receiving is a bunch of flowers after the journey. The rolling wheel of history tells us that without the integrity of the people who shed their blood, how can there be a rising sun in new China?

27, colorful flowers, they accepted the baptism of the sun, drizzle moisture, paid their graceful appearance to decorate the world; Tall and stalwart trees, they accepted the watering of people and the blessing of birds, and paid their towering shade to repay their benefactors; In the gurgling stream, they accepted the gift of rain, the dance of fish, and paid their own sweet and clear blood to thank them. ...

28. Love is the true meaning of life, acceptance is the source of love, and giving is the soul of love. Any acceptance and dedication is the edification and sublimation of emotions.

29. The sea is silent, but there are fish making colorful patterns for it; The earth is speechless, but everything has written the music of life for him; The sky is silent, but there are birds singing the beauty of life for him. After paying, there is comfort with conscience, and after getting it, there is the pursuit of life. Although life is silent, there is a cycle of giving and harvesting, and there are beautiful and wonderful gorgeous movements written by giving and harvesting! Please pay attention to giving and receiving!

30. On the road of life, it is inevitable to pay and gain. Looking at the thorns all the way ahead, I can't help feeling far away. But when you try to resist the sharp pain when you are scratched by thorns, the goddess of victory has shown you a bright smile. At this time, please don't be shy and embrace your success proudly!

3 1, some people say that giving and receiving are equivalent and an emotional savings. Blindly asking for it will only wait for emotional destruction; I want to say: giving and receiving are two-way, and only one party's initiative can't be rewarded with true feelings. We need to pay each other sincerely.

32. Understanding is a round of spiritual touch, a blending of ideas and a wrong tolerance. Understanding means that no matter what he says, you can get the message; No matter what he thinks, you can feel it, no matter what he does, you can think from his point of view. Understanding needs communication, understanding needs communication, and understanding needs tolerance. Understanding is an experience, an idea and a realm.

33. A gentleman is like jade. He is rich, restrained, warm and kind, so he is noble. Tolerance is a virtue. To be tolerant of others is actually to make way for your own mind. Only in a tolerant world can people play a harmonious song of life! We should not only be happy by ourselves, but also share our happiness with friends, family and even strangers. Because sharing happiness itself is a kind of happiness, a higher level of happiness.

34. Giving up is a kind of wisdom. It can emancipate your mind, restore your nature and let you really enjoy life. Giving up is a choice. Without wise giving up, there is no wise choice. Advance and retreat calmly, be positive and optimistic, and will inevitably usher in a brilliant future. Giving up is by no means indecisive, drifting with the tide, and it is not a retreat, but a positive attitude towards life.

35. When you say you are tired, maybe your heart is tired, maybe people are tired, and you want to be quiet. Try to get rid of the impetuousness of the day, find a quiet pure land, take a vacation for the soul, and quietly listen to music that purifies the soul. Buddhists say it is important to purify the soul. Only by opening your heart can you see the dirt and clean it effectively. If you always cover your heart with your hand, the dirt will never be washed clean.

36. A sincere heart can make us live with a clear conscience; Sincere friendship can make us have more friends; Sincere quotations can make us feel kind and warm; Sincere help can make us realize the true feelings of the world; Sincere care can make our life happier; Being a sincere person can make us invincible; Doing things sincerely can make our tomorrow better. The truly plump human nature is humble and noble, kind and strong, sincere and intelligent, natural and unrestrained and tolerant, restrained and comfortable, and rational and hard and warm.

37. Learning to let go and let go is a kind of wisdom in life; Letting go is a spiritual knowledge. In this world, some things don't need to be cared about, and some things must be emptied. Let go when it's time to let go, so that you can free your hands and grasp the happiness and happiness that really belongs to you. One thing, no matter how beautiful, once there is no result, don't pester it again. You will be very tired after a long time. Even if a person remembers another souvenir, if he can't catch it, he should put it down at the right time. After a long time, you will be sad and heartbroken. Sometimes, giving up is another kind of persistence. If you miss the splendor of summer flowers, you will definitely walk into the quiet beauty of autumn leaves. Everything, anyone, will become the past. Don't embarrass it. No matter how difficult it is, we must learn to get out.

38. The beauty of the soul is more beautiful than the beauty of the appearance. The beauty of appearance is only appearance. Although the beauty of the soul is invisible, it can be felt. The mind is a vast sky, which contains everything in the world; The mind is a calm lake, occasionally rippling; The mind is a snowy area, reflecting a colorful world. We must learn to always let our hearts take a vacation and achieve inner balance and peace in order to feel the ease and happiness of life and the happiness of life.

39. The simpler the appearance, the richer the connotation; The simpler the demand, the richer the mind; Simple words will enrich communication; Simple selfishness will enrich friendship; If the mood is simpler, life will be richer; The simpler the efficiency, the richer the results; The simpler the environment, the richer the space; Love is simpler and happiness is richer. There is a ray of light in my heart, and with a book, quiet and far-reaching ignorance and hesitation are no longer terrible, and the road ahead is full of warmth and hope!

40. Life is not so complicated sometimes, just because we think too much and think too deeply, artificially weaving a net for ourselves and then struggling in it; Love is not so beautiful sometimes, but we like to indulge in its romance, so we put on a gorgeous coat for it. In fact, even if we go to eternity, we can't live without plain days. You won't know until you walk by. Some things are simple and realistic.

4 1, people should be content with everything and nothing can be complicated. If the mental load is heavy, they will complain about God and worry about others. If you are simple, the world is simple for you. A simple life can bring a happy life. Delete your memory regularly and discard unpleasant people and things from your memory. Formatting yourself is deleting you. Zhang Ailing said: Because I have loved, I am merciful; Because you know, you are tolerant.

42. Make your needs simpler and your mind will be more relaxed; Make the appearance simple, and the true color will be closer; Make communication simpler, emotion more harmonious, process simpler and connotation richer; Make it more efficient and fruitful. The peak that human nature can reach has always been a mountain in history. The sea reaches the shore, the mountain climbs to the top, and I am the peak. Such a person is as small as dust and does not hang any burden of fame and fortune; At the same time, the mind is like the sea, containing hundreds of rivers.

43. You can't change the environment, but you can change yourself. You can't change the facts, but you can change your attitude; You cannot change the past, but you can change the present; You can't control others, but you can control yourself; You can't predict tomorrow, but you can grasp today; You can't do everything smoothly, but you can do everything wholeheartedly; You can't extend the length of life, but you can decide the width of life.

44. Five essentials: singing, dancing, beauty, laughing and thinness.

45. Four things: No matter how weak or strong you are, you must have people who really love you, intimate friends, an upward career and a warm home.

46, three forgetfulness: forget the age, forget the past, forget the grievances.

47. Be kind to yourself, be happy, be kind to others, be happy, be kind to life and be healthy.

48. Life is only 30,000 days, and success or failure is easy. Don't care about right and wrong, health and happiness are the most valuable.

49, treat health, prejudice is more terrible than ignorance!

50. Choosing the right career can make a lifetime, choosing the right friends can make a lifetime of wisdom, choosing the right environment can make a lifetime of happiness, choosing the right partner can make a lifetime of happiness, and choosing the right lifestyle can make a lifetime of health.

5 1, everything can be bad, and the mood cannot be bad; Everything can be lacking, and confidence can't be lacking; Nothing can be done, nor can happiness be done; You can forget everything, but you can't forget fitness.

52. Senior officials are not as good as Kochi, Kochi is not as good as high salary, and high salary is not as good as longevity. Longevity is not as good as happiness, and you are afraid of death. You earn less money and leave early.

53. What's wrong with being sick? There is nothing wrong with money. There is no shortage of health. Health is not everything, but without health, there is nothing.

54. No friend can match health, and no enemy can match illness. Instead of crying for illness, it is better to add color to life through exercise and fitness.

55, the cause does not need to be earth-shattering, and there are achievements; Money is not necessarily inexhaustible, as long as it is enough; Friends don't have to be inseparable, just think about it; Children don't need more or less, just filial piety; You don't have to be 100 years old, as long as you are healthy.

A group of particularly realistic classics.

1. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

2, escape is not necessarily afraid to face, maybe there is just no reason to face.

If someone is cruel to you, you should be more cruel to that person.

4. There is no right or wrong, only belief and unbelief, no hate and injury, only what you think.

5. The wind can't blow away faith, the rain can't take away persistence, and sing songs that belong to our future.

6, life is so short, why should I wronged myself to give you face.

7. Sometimes you feel that the sky is falling, but in fact, you are standing by yourself. ...

8. Who fed my QQ cough syrup? Why do I feel that this penguin has not coughed for a long time?

9. Missing is random, and missing is cumulative.

10, don't give up everything you once had in vain.

1 1. Close your eyes and empty your heart. Let it be.

12, love can change love and make two people who don't believe in miracles believe in miracles. ...

13, I will always have your place in my heart.

14. Love is a sign and a one-way street.

15, wake yourself up with the pain of others.

16, your happiness can only be related to me …

17, I love you as a secret.

18, the opposite of truth, or truth, is taken for granted without any excuse.

19, no one can control happiness, only hold on tight.

20. If your life is already at a low point, go boldly. Because no matter how you walk, you are always going up.

2 1. Learn to save in life. If you work hard, you will have a bumper harvest.

22. Behind a successful man, there is a supportive woman, and behind a failed man, there is a naughty woman.

23, talk less and do more, every sentence will be valued by others; Talk more and do less, and every word will be ignored by others.

24. Only when you succeed can you realize the grandeur of life.

25. The happiest time is often the beginning of failure.

26, for you, I choose to give up, for love, I choose to wait!

27. Play the perfect voice of love with youth.

28. True love is to take this life with you and never give up.

29. If you are not sure, don't hope, then you won't be disappointed.

30. Will you miss me as much as I miss you?

3 1, others are not pleasing to the eye because they are not cultivated enough.

32. The so-called jealousy means that love and hate appear at the same time.

33, how many handsome guys have been lost in one sentence.

34. Kung Fu comes from China and Panda comes from China, but Kung Fu Panda comes from the United States.

35. It seems that Conan didn't learn much reasoning and problem-solving skills, but he learned a lot of modus operandi.

36. Homework, how about I give you a knife?

37. I finally figured out the most philosophical sentence: I like life, enjoy life and love life.

38. Wash your heart and start all over again.

39. Love can be suspended, but life must continue.

40. Why should it be tempered into steel and become a soft finger?

4 1, dare to try, it means that you have taken the first step of success.

42. "Handsome confession is confession, ugly confession is sexual harassment"-what a painful realization.

43. Forget the darkness before dawn and remember the dawn after dawn.

44. When we were young, we were childish and willful. When we grow up, we can only be willful and childish.

It won't be long before you want to say goodbye I firmly believe that you can hear me.

46. What is home? Home is where wifi will automatically connect.

47. Just be yourself, why care about other people's opinions.

48. Why do you want to grind onions? I still have a forest!

49. When the happiness you want really comes, no one cherishes it.

50. Being used by others proves that you are still useful.