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Lyrics of Zhang Fei cursing Cao Cao

Lyu3 bu4 sing a way:

Thousands of miles of red rabbits run and ride dust clouds alone.

Tian Fang painted a halberd in his hand and smashed the world with one pillar.

Wearing a tiger armor and holding a bow and arrow, who can win the gold crown?

Ignore the tigers and wolves in Taoyuan, I want to kill all the heroes in the world.

Painting halberd dance is divided into three countries, leaving the red rabbit beauty to wither.

Praise Lu Bu:

In troubled times, Jin Ge rises, and China is in a hurry. He stood out from the crowd and stood upright and brave.

Blood spattered on Chang 'an Palace, and I was enchanted by Fengyi Pavilion. I felt sorry for the beautiful scenery under the White Gate Tower.

Who is the enemy of the world, wearing a golden crown, a hundred flowers shirt, a armor of Tang Yi, a lion belt, a painted halberd and an iron halberd?

Among them, Lu Bu, the red rabbit horse in the horse, is magnificent and powerful, and his martial arts are unparalleled. Who in the world is not jealous?

Hulao Pass World War I, leading the way, painting halberds, cold light in armor, clouds breaking the sky, direction, who can compare?

Lyu3 bu4, The Three Kingdoms have the highest martial arts in troubled times. Invincible One-on-One Fight: In the nine recorded one-on-one fights, except for the resistance of super-class military commanders like Zhang Fei and Chu Xu, the rest were all quick decisions, and many of them became famous soldiers like Xia Houdun. Acura Power: Standing beside Ding Yuan, the invincible Dong Zhuo dare not move. The officials of the imperial court stood beside Dong Zhuo, not daring to move. In the past, when Hulao Pass confronted the allied forces, the Eight-Route Governors discussed that Lu Bu was a hero and no one could be an enemy. Super Dominance: Only Lu Bu, Jia Xu, Zhou Yu and Ma Chao really defeated Cao, the military genius of the Three Kingdoms.

Let's take a look at Lu Bu's appearance style: wearing a purple and gold trident crown, wearing a Xichuan red brocade and hundred flowers robe, wearing a chain mail with an animal face and a beautiful lion belt around his waist, holding a bow and arrow, holding a painted halberd and sitting on a hissing red hare. It is really "Lyu3 bu4 in the crowd, red rabbit in the horse pile"! The image of the God of War in the Three Kingdoms jumped from the page.

What really fascinates people is Lu Bu's powerful force. There is not much difference between the super-class military commanders of the three countries, and they often fight hundreds of times. Often, there is nothing anyone can do. The five tigers in Shu are neck and neck, but Yunnan and Chu have not seen the outcome. Add Yan Liang, Wen Chou, Sun Ce and Taishi Ci, and no one can say that they will win. There are examples of such fierce battles as Chu Xu's naked fight against Ma Chao and Zhang Fei's burning the midnight oil, which show that the force has reached this level, which is basically the limit. No one can go further, only. Among the three countries, the two sides often fight first, and the victory or defeat of the leading generals has a great influence on the morale of the army and is the key factor to determine the outcome of the war. So in a one-on-one battle, it is very important to defeat the generals of the other side. If you can kill the other generals, it will basically lead to the failure of the other army, so force is an important index to evaluate military commanders. Lyu3 bu4' s brilliant record in the confrontation between military commanders made him not be classified as a super-class military commander, but above the super-class. Let's take a look at Lu Bu's superb performance, which tied Zhang Fei with more than 50 pieces. At first glance, Lu Bu is not a big deal, just like Zhang Fei's, but the next thing is even more intriguing. Guan Yu, who has always admired the martial arts of his third brother, couldn't help rushing out to attack Lu Bu, regardless of the rules of one-on-one hit-the only reason why martial artist Guan Yu was in a hurry in this life was that Zhang Fei's life was at stake! No one else can see it. Guan Yu, who is also a superb general, is an expert. He felt the same way and hit my brother. I will fight with you. So for the first time in the Three Kingdoms, two super-class people joined forces to fight, or two super-conceited people, the glorious Lu Bu. At this time, Liu Bei, who was calm and experienced, was surprised to find that Guan Yu and Zhang Fei had played with Lu Bu for thirty rounds, but they could not beat him! Great Lu Bu, at this moment, the God of War possessed his soul. Liu Bei has lost face. Two against one is still a draw, and it seems that you can't get any light if you continue playing. Anyway, he is not proud anymore. Let the two brothers go together and rush up with guns. The Romance of the Three Kingdoms says that Liu Bei used a double-edged sword. I think it's made up to describe the character. The cavalry used a double-edged sword as a weapon, which was tantamount to suicide. He hung up before he got to the front, and he couldn't contact each other at all. It makes more sense to use a gun. As a result, Lu Bu was not sure. Facing the weakest opponent Liu Bei, he waved his halberd and retreated calmly, losing so smartly. On another occasion, I tied with Chu Xu 20. Estimate the scene and when I hit Zhang Fei, super-class Chu Xu dying. Cao Cao, an old scoundrel, said the most rogue sentence, which can also become truth: Lu Bu can't win alone, give it to me! Another super-class Dian Wei rushed up first, and then four scoundrels, Xia Houdun, Xia, and Li Dian, also rushed up. Six men beat Lu Bu, and Lu Bu couldn't stop him. They rushed back to the city and got away with it. Only Lu Bu can let Cao Cao and Liu Bei cooperate to command the younger brother to chop people. These two defeats further established Lu Bu's position as the first person in the Three Kingdoms.

In addition to the story of marrying Diusim, the first beauty of the Three Kingdoms, and riding Red Rabbit, the first beauty of the Three Kingdoms, Lu Bu's weapons are also different. It has many characteristics of hooks and forks, but it is difficult to use. Among these weapons, the hammer is easy to use, but the most difficult is the double gun used by Lu Wenlong in Song Dynasty and Dong Ping in Liangshan, Shui Bo. If you use it well, it will be invincible. They are lucky not to poke themselves when dancing, followed by painting halberds. Users should not only be familiar with the use of hooks and forks of swords and guns, but also adopt moves that combine different characteristics. If they can't practice their specialty, they might as well wave a stick. It is very important for military commanders to use the correct weapons they have. If they don't use the right force, they will be discounted. For example, Dian Wei was stolen by Hu Cheer, so he had to meet them with a pawn's broadsword. He didn't weigh his hand at all and was finally killed. If Zhao Yun used a knife, he wouldn't be covered in injuries, such as falling snow and dancing pear blossoms, which made Zhang He and Huang Xu tremble. Making good use of painted halberds, Lyu3 bu4 has a great advantage over the enemy's weapons, which virtually improves his own force, because Tanaka restrained his sword and gun on the premise of using painted halberds, and most military commanders used knife weapons (including axes and cymbals) and gun weapons (including spears, spears and daggers). Knife weapons have the advantages of wide attack range and great attack power, and hitting the target is often fatal. The disadvantage is that the interval between tactics changes is long, and a mistake will leave a gap and give the opponent a chance to fight back. In addition, repeated chopping with a knife consumes more energy and is not conducive to long-term fighting. Guan Yu is a representative figure with a knife. Cutting Hua Xiong, stabbing Yan Liang and killing Wen Chou all use the impact of the knife to kill the strong enemy. If Zhang Fei, who plays the spear, is replaced, it will be a protracted war. Huang Zhong beheaded Xia, also using the knife of thunder, and waved Xia into two parts at a stroke. Gun weapons have the advantages of being fast and flexible, which is conducive to combining tricks, especially stormy waves, so that opponents are tired of coping and have no time to fight back. In addition, compared with knife weapons, the time required for straight stabbing is shorter than that for horizontal slashing, and the distance for injuring the enemy is longer. The disadvantage is that the strength of the puncture is limited and the wound area is small. Therefore, Dian Wei, Zhou Tai and other brave soldiers will be shot more than a dozen times and hesitate to fight to the death, so unless they have a good chance of winning, they will use guns against the enemy. Zhao Yun is known as the God of Guns, because he is good at grasping opportunities, aiming at the key points and killing himself with one shot. This is the true meaning of using a gun. Now when it comes to painting halberds, halberds have spear heads and can be stabbed. Unlike a gun that needs to be retracted to find the target again, if it misses, it will be flattened by the crescent blade or stabbed by the crescent tip like a knife. The ways to hurt the enemy are changeable and hard to prevent. You can also use crescent scissors first. If the other party withdraws from hiding, it will become a thorn in the side, which requires high response and strength from users. If you don't respond adequately, you won't change it, and you won't change it because you don't have enough strength. I can't play the characteristics of halberd, and its power is not as good as that of sword and gun. In addition, the angle formed by the spear head and crescent head of halberd can prevent knife cutting, and the angle formed by crescent tail and halberd rod can lock the recovered sword and gun so that it cannot be attacked in the next round, which is made by us. However, this requires the users of halberd to predict clearly the walking route of the opponent's weapon, and a slight omission will lead to the passive change of tactics. And if the strength is insufficient, in the case of locking the other weapon, there is a danger of losing the painting halberd in the battle. To sum up, unless the user of Tian Fang's painting halberd is more powerful than his opponent and can achieve twice the result with half the effort, it will backfire. Throughout the Three Kingdoms, Lu Bu dared to use it and made his reputation.

Tian Fang painted a halberd, which took advantage of the confrontation between the sword and the gun, and often made Lu Bu's opponent vulnerable and defeated. However, due to the characteristics of painting halberd, it is not dominant in the battle with heavy weapons such as hammers, and it depends solely on Lu Bu's martial arts. Let's take a look at the data and confirm this result. Except for three battles against super-class military commanders Zhang Fei and Chu Xu (in addition to the two men mentioned above, Lu Bu also fought Zhang Fei 100 times, but Liu Bei and Lu Bu didn't win at that time). Zhang Fei robbed Lu Bu 150 horses before the war. Like a quarrelsome neighbor, he would not kill himself. Even so, Liu Bei, afraid of negligence, hurriedly rang the golden bell to retreat and apologized to the horse. ) Because the other side's force is too high, there is no comparability. The remaining Lyu3 bu4 once stabbed the Hanoi star Fang Yue with a gun, once stabbed Mu Shun with a gun, once beat the white horse general Gongsun Zan with a gun, once beat the leader of Cao Cao's military commanders Xia Houdun with a gun, and once beat Yuan Shu's general Li Feng with a gun, all of them were instantly defeated by their opponents, including many first-class stars, but there are still more than ten games in World War I, which shows the influence of weapons on the war situation. If there is a hammer in the super-class military commanders, Lu Bu's two defeats were in the case of a large number of opponents, which also shows that Tian Fang's painted halberd can't show advantages in the defense of various weapons. Lu Bu did not have by going up one flight of stairs. On the contrary, Zhao Yun gave full play to the flexibility of the gun in the face of many soldiers, and several times he rushed to the array successfully. Zhaoyun's opponent can't compare with Lu Bu's opponent.

Finally, let me talk about Zhang Fei, who has the best record against Lu Bu. In the same situation, Chu Xu walked 20 times under Lu Bu, but he may not win more than 50 times. Later, I called 100 many times. Is it because Zhang Ba's snake spear is particularly long?

Perhaps in order to preserve Zhao Zilong's perfect and invincible image, Luo Guanzhong did not arrange for him to confront Lu Bu, which gave us a daydream space about the God of War and the God of Guns.