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Sad and heartless, tell me that you chose your lover, and I am out myself.

I really want to see you, but what I see is you holding another woman's hand.

Second, heart and heart, who is sincere to whom *

Three, one intimate friend is better than a hundred casual acquaintances.

Fourth, only if you don't hate him or blame him, will you have a chance to make a clean break with him!

I hope a pirated version of you will stay with me forever.

I hope you are still there.

7. Is your smile at me just perfunctory?

The world won't shrink back for you. The only thing you have to do is to move forward, not to be weak.

Nine, youth always needs some pain to make us unforgettable, and always needs some scars to prove that we were young.

10. I want to be a queen and walk through the body to my lover.

If you love me to the half, don't blame me for pointing at your nose and calling you a loser.

The proudest thing a man can say in his life is that his wife is waiting for me to eat at home.

Thirteen, please don't take a person's past to doubt a person's nature.

Fourteen, what is true love, true love is that you fuck her youth in time, caress her whole body in space, and be in the flesh.

Fifteen, [take your boyfriend's mobile phone to your girlfriend's house, and you will never be hot and cold.

Never give up what you really want. It's hard to wait, and it's even harder to regret.

Twenty-six, you choose your lover, and I will come out by myself.

Twenty-seven, do you often do things very hard, not hard enough for yourself and others?

Twenty-eight, sometimes it is appropriate to say that you are sleepy and be silent for a while.

Twenty-nine, obviously you are not willing to give up.

30. Don't expect it if it's not fast or slow. You think you're done. You're tangled.

I won't take things that I can't be alone, no matter how difficult it is.

I don't like you when you like me. When you love me, I began to like you. When you left me, I was used to your existence.

Any relationship that requires enthusiasm and initiative makes me feel tired.

Thirty-four, they are all at school now, and Q friends are going to be cold and cheerless.

Many girls like to play with boys, not because they are coquettish, but because they think it is easier to get along with boys than girls.

Please cherish the risk of keeping secrets from your family around you, for the sake of talking to you.

When you wonder why he is hot and cold to you, he is going through fire and water for another person.

Thirty-eight, if this life is like a journey, it is complete after it has passed.

Please brush your teeth before laughing at me!

1. Homework is flooding, and countless students are vying for it!

2. How painful it is to be called a handsome boy only when you buy clothes.

You said that women are clothes, brothers are brothers and teenagers, so don't wear clothes to go out to play with your brothers if you have the ability.

4. If you are bored, throw a drift bottle with another bottle written on it.

I must be a shiny psycho in your mediocre life. . .

Please brush your teeth before laughing at me!

Teacher, since you let us stay up late to do our homework, we will use your class to make up for our sleep.

8. Don't like me? This is a disease that must be treated. Can't it be cured? Must die! !

9. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the teacher is talking about the fourth chapter, Xueba is reading the eighth chapter, and I am still reading the catalogue.

10. I saw Goddess on the Internet today, and I sent her a message: "Are you there?" Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, "Yes, what's the matter?" Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly, "Then you pull first, and then we'll talk." An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

1 1. I sighed: "It's getting more and more expensive to go to college, but college students are getting cheaper." A rich second generation friend of mine said, "I feel the same way. It's quite cheap to go to college now. " Khan, this hearing ...

12. I think there must be many people who have a crush on me because no one has confessed to me for so many years.

13. Don't be discouraged. Although your chest is small, your face is big. Although you are short, you have a high hairline. Although your fat is thick, your wallet is thin. Although your salary is small, your workload is heavy. Although your bank account is empty, your shopping cart is full. Although you have a bad life, your rival in love has a good life. Although he doesn't like you, others don't like you either.

14. Sick child: "Why should I wipe the cotton ball before the injection?" Father: "That's alcohol. Get your ass drunk first, and then the injection won't hurt. " Sick child: "but I still hurt!" " Father: "that's because your ass can drink a lot!" " "

15. "In the eyes of foodies, I will always be just a piece of meat." bacon

16. Do you know why you need your husband's money? It turns out that "husband" is "yuan" and "husband" pays the bill in turn!

17. Q: What do you want to see most when you are late for school? A: Other students who are late!

18. Coping with fatigue: sleeping. Coping with fear: sleeping. Coping with a cold: sleeping. Fight hunger: sleep. Coping with lovelorn: sleeping. Sleep for 20 years, go to sleep! Trustworthy ~

Secret love is sad. It's not that you are indifferent, but that I love the wrong person.

I'm still me in my dream, just going back in time. I hope I can stay at the age of seventeen forever, full of energy, and I want to meet someone I know again, and then I will walk on the road of energetic life. Some people will accompany me, some people will leave, but there will always be people waiting ahead.

Second, like is so afraid that you know you don't know.

Third, every excellent person has a period of silence. During that time, I made a lot of efforts, endured loneliness and loneliness, didn't complain, didn't complain, and even talked about it later.

Fourth, you praised me for being invulnerable. In fact, I have laughed through my heart.

5. Be brave enough to give up something for the life you want. There is no justice in this world, and you will never please both sides. If you want freedom, you have to sacrifice safety. If you want to loaf around, you won't get the grades evaluated by others. If you want to be happy, you don't have to care about the attitude that people around you give you. If you want to move forward, you must leave your present position.

6. Smile and be a cheerful and enthusiastic woman; Dress up more and be a beautiful and elegant woman; Listen more, be a gentle and kind woman, read more and be a calm woman; Think more and be a smart and calm woman. Remember to make progress for yourself, not to satisfy or please anyone.

Seven, now, the moving scene no longer belongs to me, what else can be moved heartlessly?

Eight, when you understand that losing is far more than having reality, you can live with relief, but efforts are required.

Nine, we are together, just like a drop of water melts into another drop, just like a beam of light surrounds another beam of light.

Ten, this life no one to accompany me to sing, no one to accompany me to drink, no one to accompany me to grow old.

Never give up on the person you miss every day.

Twelve, my heart is only one, I gave it to you, and I have nothing to give myself.

Thirteen, I hate it when someone sends someone a chat record with me and then discusses me. Remember, I have a bad temper.

Fourteen, the grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

Fifteen, small heart, small things; If the heart is big, the big things will be small; Look down on the vicissitudes of the world and feel safe inside.

Sixteen, bloody roses bloom in the most dazzling white sky, as beautiful as a dream.

Ten years ago, a year ago, or even yesterday, it doesn't matter who you are. What matters is who you are today and who you are tomorrow.

Eighteen, stick your hot face on the other person's cold ass, always feel that you are not doing well enough in your own eyes. This is love; In the eyes of the other party, this is annoying; In the eyes of others, this is cheap.

Nineteen, a thank you is enough, and so is love. Before you let go, there is no need to scratch the sentence "Thank you for your patronage".

20. Do you know why your QQ is so quiet? Because you once ignored everyone for one person.

Remember, you are the best! Everyone is desperate, so redouble your efforts. You have no reason to complain about this cold world at the same time. Give yourself more love and have more confidence in life. As long as today is better than yesterday, it is the greatest luck on the way forward. Life needs different flavors, bitter, sweet and sour. No matter what you are feeling, please remember to love yourself more and give yourself more sweetness.

Twenty-two, two people want to be together, one person must be particularly tolerant. Those who are sad and wronged, I really want to say, actually I understand. We are not as happy as we seem every day. We all have very tired times. I can see your fatigue. I want to make you happy, even if you are sad again, but as long as you think of someone silently accompanying you, even in a far, far place, you can feel very warm.

It's not that you are indifferent, it's that I love the wrong person.

Once suspicion enters through the front door, love will slip through the back door.

Twenty-five, so, silently, dreaming, thinking about your zero night, silently, I seem to hear your breath. Although we live far apart, we are close at hand, but I like to miss you quietly in the days when I have you.

Twenty-six, the years are long, the world of mortals is like the wind, countless dull days, such a past, the reincarnation of countless seasons, and the years have carved countless wrinkles in my heart. Lonely as smoke, lonely days miss you, you are like a warm, warm lonely time after lonely time.

Try to get used to loneliness, and then you will understand that you don't want anything you desperately needed before.

28, any relationship, you should be surprised, I won't look at you again at all.

Twenty-nine, it's raining in the sky, it's raining on the ground, and my heart is bleeding.

Inspirational conversation: Even if I choose in the world, I still choose you.

1, the most precious thing is not the material you have, but the people who accompany you. You can't force others to love you, you can only make yourself a worthy person, and the rest depends on fate.

When we hit a wall everywhere in the dark, we must have the ability to turn tears into knowledge. Only in this way can we distinguish talents.

3. Serve your relatives with flattering words and make friends with soft words.

At first, he said, she said. Later, they said together. Later she said, he didn't say. Finally, she stopped talking. Silence is a girl's biggest cry, if you understand.

5. The person who should go has already left smartly, and the person in the same place is still quietly cleaning up the debris.

6. Even if I choose in the world, I still choose you.

7. When you can no longer have what you have, the only thing you can do is not to forget yourself.

Before the age of 8.30, turn back in time and correct it. Take off your childish coat from now on. Take wisdom away. Then, be a qualified person. Began to bear, began to stubbornly love life and love the world.

9. Kafka's Misentry into the World: whoever looks for it will not find it, and whoever does not find it will find it.

10, no matter how hard you try today, the leaves will still fall tomorrow. There are many things in the world that cannot be advanced and live in the present.