Mountain climbing is very interesting.

Daughter-in-law is very happy to apologize to his wife. After apologizing, her brother also put down the knife, and the family sat happily together, chatting and drinking tea.

"Shall we play solitaire?" Yes, I love you. You, you, you are paralyzed.

You don't think I'm fat, but when it comes to losing weight, it's a set of things.

Nothing in this world is impossible, the key is persistence. For example, I know that the girl I like treats me like air, but I still insist on texting her every day to say good morning, good afternoon and good night. So I persisted for a month and finally used up all the SMS packages I used up every month.

I eat chocolate while walking. Suddenly a Xiong Haizi upstairs threw cold water on me. I asked him angrily why he threw it at me. He said, "It's better to use chocolate in rainy days."

William Feng: "If I leave you in the future, my name will be written backwards." Nini: "Me too."

Teachers will encounter all kinds of interesting answers when correcting papers at the end of the term. Test 1 of a certain grade: Change the following sentence into anthropomorphic sentence, the sentence is "Birds chirping in the tree", and most students change it into "Birds singing in the trees" as usual. Suddenly I saw a sentence: the bird cried in the tree: "I am a man!" " I am human! "

"Remember the circle of the children's channel?" "Remember." "What do you mean by that sentence?" "Come with me."

My parents didn't have time to take care of me when I was a child. My grandparents take me to kindergarten every day. As a result, one day no one came to pick me up after school. I held the iron gate of the kindergarten until it was dark. Suddenly I saw my parents walking this way. My mother pointed at me and said to my father, "Look at this child, just like our son!" "

After quarreling with others, I always feel that I am not playing well and want to quarrel.

After putting on headphones, I suddenly found that there was no sound on the left, thinking that the headphones were broken. After careful examination, I found a false alarm. It turned out that my left ear was deaf.